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Featured Items
Turkey Melt
Roasted turkey with melted sharp white cheddar, apple butter, dijonniase, greens, potato chips on toasted white bread.
$14.00Hot Chopped Cheese
House merguez sausage with american cheese, duke's mayo, fresh tomato and lettuce on an 8 inch hoagie roll. (spicy)
$15.00Oh Schnitzel
Pork schnitzel with house ranchkraut, duke's mayo, fresh dill and parsley on toasted white.
$13.50
Sandwiches
Sloppy Cauliflower
Roasted cauliflower tossed in house BBQ sauce, Tahini "cheese" sauce, bread & butter pickles, fried shallot, and shredduce on a vegan brioche bun. (VEGAN)
$11.00Turkey Melt
Roasted turkey with melted sharp white cheddar, apple butter, dijonniase, greens, potato chips on toasted white bread.
$14.00Grilled Kimcheese
House made kimchi, american cheese, cream cheese, and toasted sesame seeds on white bread, grilled to melty, toasty perfection. (vegetarian)
$11.00Italian Beef
Whey braised beef with house giardiniera, provolone cheese, and green mizuna (japanese mustard greens) on an 8 inch hoagie roll. (cannot be dairy free)
$15.00Hot Chopped Cheese
House merguez sausage with american cheese, duke's mayo, fresh tomato and lettuce on an 8 inch hoagie roll. (spicy)
$15.00Oh Schnitzel
Pork schnitzel with house ranchkraut, duke's mayo, fresh dill and parsley on toasted white.
$13.50Kids Grilled Cheese
American cheese, cream cheese on white bread. Grilled to melty, toasty perfection. For kids of all ages.
$7.00
Not Sandwiches
Potato Salad
Fingerling potatos dressed with duke's mayo, house mustard, sauerkraut brine, grilled green onion, celery, jalapeno, fresh dill and parsley. garnished with chives and potato chips (vegetarian, diary free)
$5.00Soup of the Day
8 ounce cup of rotating soup. Currently a creamy butternut squash and calabrian chili soup (contains dairy, gluten free, vegetarian)
$3.00Side Ranchkraut
House made sauerkraut seasoned with fresh dill and garlic. There is NO ranch in this sauerkraut. (vegan)
$3.00Buffalo Ranch potato chips
Uglies brand buffalo ranch potato chips
$3.00Salt & Vinegar potato chips
Uglies brand salt & vinegar potato chips
$3.00Sea Salt potato chips
Uglies brand sea salt potato chips
$3.00BBQ potato chips
Uglies brand BBQ potato chips
$3.00Side Kimchi
House made kimchi (vegan)
$3.00
N/A Beverages
strawberry matcha bundt cake slice
strawberry bundt cake slice with a matcha glaze. Made be Dulce Vida SLC!