Sandwiches For Your Problems

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Featured Items
- Italian Beef
Whey braised beef with house giardiniera, provolone cheese, and green mizuna (japanese mustard greens) on an 8 inch hoagie roll. (cannot be dairy free)
$15.00 - Oh Schnitzel
Pork schnitzel with house ranchkraut, duke's mayo, fresh dill and parsley on toasted white.
$13.50 - Turkey Melt
Roasted turkey with melted sharp white cheddar, apple butter, dijonniase, greens, potato chips on toasted white bread.
$14.00
Sandwiches
- Sloppy Cauliflower
Roasted cauliflower tossed in house BBQ sauce, Tahini "cheese" sauce, bread & butter pickles, fried shallot, and shredduce on a vegan brioche bun. (VEGAN)
$11.00 - Turkey Melt
Roasted turkey with melted sharp white cheddar, apple butter, dijonniase, greens, potato chips on toasted white bread.
$14.00 - Grilled Kimcheese
House made kimchi, american cheese, cream cheese, and toasted sesame seeds on white bread, grilled to melty, toasty perfection. (vegetarian)
$11.00 - Italian Beef
Whey braised beef with house giardiniera, provolone cheese, and green mizuna (japanese mustard greens) on an 8 inch hoagie roll. (cannot be dairy free)
$15.00 - Hot Chopped Cheese
House merguez sausage with american cheese, duke's mayo, fresh tomato and lettuce on an 8 inch hoagie roll. (spicy)
$15.00 - Oh Schnitzel
Pork schnitzel with house ranchkraut, duke's mayo, fresh dill and parsley on toasted white.
$13.50 - Kids Grilled Cheese
American cheese, cream cheese on white bread. Grilled to melty, toasty perfection. For kids of all ages.
$7.00
Not Sandwiches
- Potato Salad
Fingerling potatos dressed with duke's mayo, house mustard, sauerkraut brine, grilled green onion, celery, jalapeno, fresh dill and parsley. garnished with chives and potato chips (vegetarian, diary free)
$5.00 - Soup of the Day
8 ounce cup of rotating soup. Currently a creamy tomato soup with roasted roma tomatoes, basil, and parmesan.
$3.00OUT OF STOCK - Side Ranchkraut
House made sauerkraut seasoned with fresh dill and garlic. There is NO ranch in this sauerkraut. (vegan)
$3.00 - Buffalo Ranch potato chips
Uglies brand buffalo ranch potato chips
$3.00 - Salt & Vinegar potato chips
Uglies brand salt & vinegar potato chips
$3.00 - Sea Salt potato chips
Uglies brand sea salt potato chips
$3.00 - BBQ potato chips
Uglies brand BBQ potato chips
$3.00 - Side Kimchi
House made kimchi (vegan)
$3.00
N/A Beverages

Turkey Melt
Roasted turkey with melted sharp white cheddar, apple butter, dijonniase, greens, potato chips on toasted white bread.