301 Glenwood Avenue Suite 100

Shareables

Warm, buttery, salted Bavarian pretzel with house queso and mustard for dipping.
$11.50
Waffle fries with a patty, mac and cheese, chili, onions, shredded lettuce, tomato, Dirty V sauce, and Weak Sauce.
$19.00
House-fried pink splatter chips with queso, black beans, chili, pico de gallo, romaine, Nuclear Waste sauce, and chipotle-lime crema.
$17.50
Thick-cut Spanish sweet onions in stout batter, fried golden and served with your choice of sauce.
$12.50
Four crispy egg rolls served with sweet chili sauce and cilantro.
$12.00

Burgers

4 oz plant-based patty with pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, and Dirty V sauce. Cheese and sides sold separately.
$12.00
Two 4 oz plant-based patties with pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, and Dirty V sauce. Cheese and sides sold separately.
$17.50
4 oz patty with housemade mac and cheese, onions, pickle, and Weak Sauce. Sides sold separately.
$14.00
4 oz patty with chili, coleslaw, onions, crispy onions, and mustard. Sides sold separately.
$13.00
4 oz patty with cheddar, crispy onion straws, jalapeño BBQ sauce, and Smurf Ranch. Sides sold separately.
$14.00
4 oz patty with housemade queso, jalapeño, cilantro, Nuclear Waste sauce, lettuce, tomato, and onion. Sides sold separately.
$14.00
4 oz burger with grilled onion, mushrooms, blackening seasoning, bleu cheese, and Umaro bacun. Sides sold separately.
$15.00
4 oz patty on Texas toast with grilled onion, Swiss-style cheese, and Dirty V sauce. Sides sold separately.
$14.00

Chik'n

Vegan chik’n patty with Hunni Mustard, lettuce, and pickle on a soft white roll. Sides sold separately.
$14.00
Grilled chik’n strips, romaine, Parmesan, and Caesar dressing.
$13.00
Fried chik’n patty with ranch, lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickle. Sides sold separately.
$15.00
House-dredged fried chik’n with spicy Nashville hot sauce, mayonnaise, pickles, and coleslaw on a soft bun. Sides sold separately.
$16.00
Six Impossible chik’n nuggets.
$8.00
Twelve Impossible chik’n nuggets.
$14.00
Three crispy chik’n tenders with your choice of sauce. Sides sold separately.
$13.00

Dogs & Specialties

Hot dog with mustard and ketchup.
$7.00
Hot dog with chili, queso, onion, and Dirty V sauce.
$9.00
Hot dog with chili, slaw, mustard, and diced onion.
$10.00
Hot dog with grilled pineapple, crispy onion, jalapeño, and Barbie Coup sauce.
$10.00

Mac Attack

Noodles in creamy cheese sauce.
$10.00
Mac and cheese with chopped crispy chik’n, Weak Sauce, and Smurf Ranch.
$15.00
Mac and cheese with grilled kimchi gochujang sauce, crispy onion, and cilantro.
$11.00

Fries

A basket of crispy, seasoned waffle fries.
$8.00
Waffle fries topped with chili, cheese, onion, cilantro, and Smurf Ranch.
$12.00
Waffle fries with Buffalo Weak Sauce and Smurf Ranch.
$10.00
Fries with Fire in the Hole sauce and Reap Me a New One hot sauce.
$11.00
Waffle fries with a patty, mac and cheese, chili, onions, shredded lettuce, tomato, Dirty V sauce, and Weak Sauce.
$19.00

Dem Greens

Romaine, croutons, vegan Parmesan, and housemade Caesar dressing.
$7.00
Romaine, croutons, vegan Parmesan, and housemade Caesar dressing.
$11.50
Lettuce, black beans, Texas chili, fresh pico de gallo, and Nuclear Waste sauce.
$14.50

Desserts

Oreo cheesecake.
$12.50
French-style fried pastries topped with powdered sugar.
$10.00
One vegan chocolate chip cookie.
$1.75
Two vegan chocolate chip cookies.
$3.00
Pumpkin cheesecake.
$12.50
Biscoff cheesecake.
$12.50

Shakes & Ice Cream Concoctions

Plant-based soft serve.
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$5.00
Frozen dessert sundae.
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$11.00
Banana split dessert.
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$12.00
Root beer float.
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$11.00
Vanilla-flavored shake.
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$10.00
Chocolate-flavored shake.
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$10.00
Strawberry-flavored shake.
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$10.00
Chocolate soft serve with graham cracker and vegan marshmallow.
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$13.00
Vanilla soft serve with Oreo, blue spirulina, vegan marshmallow, and chocolate chip cookie dough; finished with a chocolate chip cookie.
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$14.00
Whipped topping, shortcake crumble, and strawberry drizzle finish this strawberry milkshake.
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$12.00
Caramel and Biscoff crumbles in chocolate soft serve, topped with chocolate, whipped topping, and Biscoff cookies.
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$12.00
Vanilla soft serve with Golden Oreo and banana, finished with whipped cream.
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$13.00
Layered vanilla soft serve with matcha and strawberry purée.
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$11.00
Cookie dough milkshake.
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$11.00
Oreo milkshake.
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$10.00

Sides & Sauces

Side of ketchup.
Signature creamy sauce with BBQ, mustard, garlic, onion, paprika, and cayenne.
$1.50
Creamy ranch with dill, parsley, garlic, onion, and cayenne hot sauce.
$1.50
Mustard and agave dipping sauce.
$1.50
Spicy sauce with Sriracha, gochujang, and lime.
$1.50
Creamy jalapeño and cilantro sauce with roasted garlic and lime.
$1.50
Buffalo-style sauce.
$1.00
BBQ sauce with roasted jalapeños, garlic, and Sriracha.
$1.00
Creamy Carolina reaper sauce with tomato, roasted garlic, and vinegar.
$1.50
Creamy queso sauce.
$3.00
$1.00
$1.00
$1.00
$1.50
$3.50

The Dirty V Plant-Based Noshery 301 Glenwood Avenue Suite 100

Featured Items

Crispy Chik’n Sandwich

Dirty South Burger

Basic Betty Burger

Shareables

Bavarian Pretzel with Queso

Trash Talker Garbage Plate

Notttchos (Loaded Nachos)

Beer Battered Onion Rings

Chinese Cigar (4 Crispy Egg Rolls)

Burgers

Basic Betty Burger

Big Betty Double Burger

SMAC Down Burger

Dirty South Burger

Naughty Cowgirl Burger 🌶

El Sucio Burger 🌶🌶

Cruisin’ for a Bleusin’ Burger

Patty Slaps Melt

Chik'n

Crispy Chik’n Sandwich

Grilled Chik’n Caesar Wrap

Buffalo Chik’n Sandwich

Nashville Hot Chik’n Sandwich

Chik’n Nuggets (6 Pieces)

Chik’n Nuggets (12 Pieces)

Crispy Chik’n Tenders (3 Pieces)

Dogs & Specialties

Basic Frank Hot Dog

Sloppy Coney Dog

Carolina Dirty Dog

Hawaiian Dawg (Hot Dog)

Mac Attack

Triple Cheese Mac

Buffalo Chik’n Mac

Kimchi Mac

Fries

Plain Jane Waffle Fries

Big Nasty Chili Cheese Fries

Boofalo Gal Buffalo Fries 🌶

The Unforgivable Fries 🌶🌶🌶

Trash Talker Garbage Plate

Dem Greens

Caesar Salad (Small)

Caesar Salad (Large)

Dirty Taco Salad

Desserts

Oreo Cheesecake

Beignets

Chocolate Chip Cookie

Chocolate Chip Cookies (2)

Pumpkin Cheesecake

Biscoff Cheesecake

Shakes & Ice Cream Concoctions

Soft Serve

Sundae

Banana Split

Root Beer Float

Vanilla Shake

Chocolate Shake

Strawberry Shake

S’mores Shake

Cookie Monster Shake

Strawberry Shortcake Shake

Biscoff Turtle Shake

Nanner Puddin’ Shake

Matcha Strawberry Shake

Cookie Dough Milkshake

Oreo Milkshake

Sides & Sauces

Ketchup

Dirty V Sauce

Smurf Ranch

Hunni Mustard

Fire in the Hole Sauce

Nuclear Waste Hot Sauce

Weak Sauce

Barbie Coup Sauce

Reap Me a New One Hot Sauce