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Rum. Thai Tea infused 99 Bananas. Lemon. Vanilla
$13.00AGUA RANCHERA
TEQUILA. STRAWBERRY. LIME. CINNAMON. BUBBLE WATER
$13.00BLUEGRONI
Gin, Blue Campari, Dolin Blanc, Big Ice
$13.00CACTUS COOLER
Chile Vodka. Tequila. Cactus Cooler. Lime.
$13.00GIN & TONIC
Ford's gin. yuzu. Becherovka. Tonic. Fancy Garnishes.
$13.00HIGH FASHION
Bourbon. Pineapple Benedictine. Angostura/Burlesque Bitters.
$13.00LARGE MARG
Tequila. Elderberry. Lime. Cane.
$9.00MICHELADA (DONNA'S)
$10.00MICHELADA (TECATE)
Tecate or Donna's Pickle Beer. Das Kid's Killer Michelada Mix. Lime Juice.
$10.00MICHELADA (N/A BEER)
$10.00NA AMALFI SPRITZ
Lyre's Amalfi Spritz.
$13.00RED RYDER
Gin. Cherry. Lemon. Clove. Peychaud Bitters.
$13.00SPRO-TINI (TEQUILA)
Tequila. Saigon Coffee. Borghetti Espresso Liqueur.
$14.00SPRO-TINI (VODKA)
Vodka. Saigon Coffee. Borghetti Espresso Liqueur.
$14.00SUPER GRASS
Lemongrass Mezcal. Tequila. Lime. Mango. Pandan.
$13.00THE ZLATAN
Rye Whiskey. Swedish Punsch. Vanilla. Absinthe. Angostura Bitters. You’re Welcome!
$13.00WARD 8
Bourbon. TANG! Lemon. Pomegranate. Peychaud Bitters. TANG Salt!
$9.00OLD FASHIONED
Bourbon. Bitters. Sugar. Ice. Orange Zest.
$9.00FREEZER-TINI
$14.00Mini FREEZER-TINI
$7.00
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FANCY GREEN SALAD
Baby Gem. Radish. Cucumber. Cherry Tomato. Buttermilk Ranch. (Dressing Served on the Side)
$13.00KALE CEASAR SALAD
Kale. Parm Everything Bagel Crumb.
$13.00CORNDOGS
TWO CORNDOGS!! Served with Honey Mustard & Spicy Ketchup.
$12.00CRISPY MUSHROOMS
$14.00FALAFEL
Green Goddess Hummus. Pickled Red Onion. Radish. Arugula. Cucumber.
$14.00FRIED CHEESE CURDS
It's curds, man! Served with a side of buttermilk ranch and vodka sauce.
$12.00POUTINE FRIES
FRIES. MELTED CHEESE CURDS. MUSHROOM GRAVY. GREEN ONION.
$12.00SPICY BROCCOLINI
Sautéed Broccolini with ginger. garlic, chili crunch and lemon zest.
$12.00
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HATS
HAPPY MEDIUM BLACK SHOP HAT
$30.00LOU'S NAVY SUB HATS
Made by our Homies at Redwood St Hat Co., this custom Lou's Deli Hat is a throwback of some US Navy Submarine hats.
$30.00LOU'S TAN TOPEDO HAT
$30.00DONNA'S "GREEN" PICKLE HAT
The Original Donna's Pickle Hats are here in limited quantities. Get em while they last!
$35.00DONNA'S "BLACK" PICKLE HAT
$35.00
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BOOZE TO GO
SPIRITS - TO GO
OLD FORESTER 2025 SB COMBO
2 Bottle Combo of our newest 2025 Single Barrels from Old Forester. One 100pf Single Barrel (Black Label) and one 132.5pf Barrel Proof (Blue Label). While this is the first official Happy Medium / Old Forester Single Barrels, this is the 8th barrel we have done with Old Forester and they have all been pretty incredible. We hope you enjoy as much as we do.
$125.00OLD FORESTER "2025 SINGLE BARREL" 100pf
The first official Old Forester Single Barrel at 100pf. The whiskey drinks really easy at 100pf and has tons of caramel, banana's foster with a super long finish. Great on its own or make some killer cocktails with it.
$55.00OLD FORESTER "2025 SINGLE BARREL" 132.5pf
Our first official Old Forester Barrel Proof clocking in at 132.5pf. This delicious whiskey has plenty of heat, but drinks at a much lower proof. Great nose on this one with tons of oak spice and hints of vanilla, caramel, citrus and some banana. Drinks super rich with barrel front and center with loads of viscosity on this blue beast. A Great whiskey with a crazy long finish that seems to go on forever.
$80.00EAGLE RARE SB - 750ml
$65.00OUT OF STOCKOLD FORESTER SB (Boots & Bolos)
Named after our great friend Craig "Pappi" Robinson who always dressed impeccably and rocked boots and bolo ties with pride. This is the 7th barrel pick of Old Forester we've done and again we chose Warehouse H and Floor 8. Must be something to those high floors that we love.
$55.00CINCO SENTIDOS - Sierra Negra con Jabali
$120.00
WINE - TO GO
WHITE - Weissburgunder "Brand" - Germany (LITER)
This liter bottle is filled with notes of green apples, and white flowers offering easy, refreshing citrus on the palate.
$22.00ORANGE - Alien Orange - Mendocino, CA
Introducing Alien Orange, a collaboration between Happy Medium and Broc Cellars. This is a delicious porch pounder that goes great with any type of food, sunshine, picnics and house parties. Grab one now while it's still around.
$25.00ROSÉ- Rosé of Zinfandel "Breaking Bread" - Healdsburg, CA
This mouthwatering and refreshing wine is bright and light on its feet. With delicate aromas of papaya and underripe strawberry, on the palate this wine features a cherry creamsicle quality and showcases its elegance with hints of wet gravel and salt air.
$22.00CHILLED RED - Got Grapes "Broc Cellars" - CA
Crushable juicy red with plenty of fruit and enough spicy and earth to make this an everyday wine.
$22.00RED - Beaujolais Gamay, "Domaine Charnay" - France
A vibrant and delicious Beaujolais. Fresh, pure with good minerality. Notes of rose petals, juicy cherries, with some pepper and wild herbs. As the label suggests, Thibault Charnay’s Beaujolais is straight out of the pierres dorées, the golden limestone terroir of the southern Beaujolais. Grown organically, and vinified naturally, this is a perfect Gamay to enjoy without fuss.
$24.00BUBBLES - Adernats Cava - Tarragona, Spain
Get off the Cava-hater train and get onto this. Chock full of apple and citrus with a honeyed, quince-y thing going on underneath, this is perfect for a pre-dinner drink, or a during dinner drink, or an after dinner drink. It's perfect for drinking, basically. ABV: 11.5%
$24.00
