Kelnero

With all the new alcohol-free spirits hitting the market these days, it can be overwhelming to figure out what satisfies your palate, and how on earth to use it in a spirit-free cocktail. Join us as we explore five of our favorite NA spirits and three of our most popular alcohol-free cocktails to help you decide what you want to buy, and elevate your home NA drinking game. Tastes will include Seedlip Garden, Giffard Elderflower, Free Spirits Spirit of Tequila, Giffard Aperitif Sirop, and The Pathfinder. Beverages include Kelnero's signatures Squeeze the Day, Wildflower, and Flightless Jungle Bird. Light bites and plenty of banter included. Twenty dollar deposit is non-refundable and will be deducted from the total price of $75. Tasting is Saturday, May 10, at 3 pm.

Interested in elevating your gin game, or diving into the spirit category to expand your knowledge and just generally sound like you know what you're talking about? We will be starting off the tasting with a light Roku cocktail then delving deep into Hapusa, St. George Terroir, a barrel-finished gin TBD, Komasa, and the coveted Nolet's Reserve. Fun facts and light bites will be provided. Twenty dollar deposit is non-refundable and will be deducted from the total price of $140. Tasting is Saturday, April 19, at 3 pm.

We are nerding out on Speyside Scotch and you're invited to come along for the ride! Great for both seasoned Scotch drinkers and newbs to the category. We will start things off with a Bladnoch Old Fashioned before dipping our noses and tastebuds into Macallan 12 Year Double Cask, Glenfiddich 14 Year Bourbon Cask Finish, Glenlivet Enigma, Balvenie 14 Year Caribbean Cask, and Pittyvaich 30 Year Cask Strength. Light bites and charming dialogue included. Twenty dollar deposit is non-refundable and will be deducted from the total price of $170. Tasting is Saturday, May 31, at 3 pm.

Cottage Bakery petit ficille, butter. Vegetarian.

honey mustard, brussels sprouts, spring mix, carrots, cherry tomatoes, fried pork bits, pickled shallot, puffed rice, orange zest. dairy free, gluten free, vegan option (without pork)

creamy buffalo chicken with blue cheese served with crostini or gluten free toast

Rotating selection of salami, cheese, and sardines; house-made preserves, mustards, and butters; house-made gluten free crackers available; All selections à la carte.

chicken bites, basil, spicy citrus aioli dairy-free, gluten-free. contains fish sauce

thick-cut fries made of chickpea flour and served with toum. vegan, gluten-free

Half-eggs stuffed with cream filling, pickled peppers, mustard, spices, micro greens. Gluten free, vegetarian. Choice of three, six, or nine eggs.

prosciutto-wrapped figs, coffee & calvados, parmigiano reggiano, herbs, sumac, pecans gluten free, contains nuts

duck leg confit, yellow curry, roasted vegetables, orange supremes, cilantro dairy free, gluten free

Homemade grits! Made in part with popcorn, for a toasty, full flavor. Choose between Cheesey grits, or the addition of any one of our skewers. (picture shows Pork option) Vegetarian option. *skewers cooked on shared equipment; if you have an allergy, specify and we will cook separately

duxelles, Marin French Cheese’s Petite Supreme Brie, black garlic molasses, half a baguette, served hot vegetarian, gluten free option for bread

Marrowstone Mushrooms' Chef mix, garlic, Roku gin, smoked gouda gluten free and vegetarian. vegan/dairy-free option.

air-popped and tossed in brown butter. seasoned with your choice of truffle salt, garlic chive, or salt & pepper. gluten free, vegetarian. dairy-free optional (tossed lightly in sunflower oil)

fingerling potatoes, toum, leek confit. vegan, gluten-free.

skewers prepared in-house. pick from sambal shrimp or maple pork, or other rotating selections as available. (sambal shrimp is pictured) gluten free, dairy free *skewers cooked on shared equipment; if you have an allergy, specify and we will cook separately

tempeh marinated in leek-infused olive oil, spicy charred carrot pickle, fingerling potatoes, cilantro, and yellow curry. vegan, guten-free

4oz of albacore seared rare, ponzu, kumquat kosho, furikake, scallion gluten free, dairy free

Homemade cheesecake slices with caramelized white chocolate, apple butter, luxardo cherry syrup. vegetarian, gluten-free.

dark chocolate ganache, whipped cream, allspice crust, miso toffee & hazelnut crumb

chocolate cake, crispy raspberry pearls, hibiscus powder, orange zest vegetarian

Boozy eggnog made by yours truly. The trick with real eggnog is the aging process, so we made this batch back in September. Everything is better with age. Our milk punch is also dairy free, so we use oat milk, coconut milk, and coconut cream. When fridge temp it is pretty firm. Let it come to room temp or run under warm water before serving. Can be appreciated neat or on the rocks. Contains Bourbon Contains eggs Dairy free

Try one of Kelnero's World Famous Jello Shots! Rotating flavors.

Barrel pick, simple, aromatic and orange bitters, cherry, and expressed&discarded orange A notice from the LCB: "Pre-mixed alcoholic beverages that are packaged by this establishment may not be consumed in a motor vehicle or transported in a motor vehicle except in the vehicle’s trunk; or, if there is no trunk, in some other area of the vehicle not normally occupied by the driver or passengers (this does not include a utility compartment or glove compartment, but may include underneath a seat outside of the driver’s reach). RCW 46.61.519."

Vodka, blackberries, lemon, orange curação, simple syrup. A notice from the LCB: "Pre-mixed alcoholic beverages that are packaged by this establishment may not be consumed in a motor vehicle or transported in a motor vehicle except in the vehicle’s trunk; or, if there is no trunk, in some other area of the vehicle not normally occupied by the driver or passengers (this does not include a utility compartment or glove compartment, but may include underneath a seat outside of the driver’s reach). RCW 46.61.519."

Rittenhouse rye, Amaro Averna, black walnut liqueur, Angostura bitters, cherry A notice from the LCB: "Pre-mixed alcoholic beverages that are packaged by this establishment may not be consumed in a motor vehicle or transported in a motor vehicle except in the vehicle’s trunk; or, if there is no trunk, in some other area of the vehicle not normally occupied by the driver or passengers (this does not include a utility compartment or glove compartment, but may include underneath a seat outside of the driver’s reach). RCW 46.61.519."

Hendricks Grand Caberet gin, lime, grapefruit, giffard coconut, demerara, cucumber bitters A notice from the LCB: "Pre-mixed alcoholic beverages that are packaged by this establishment may not be consumed in a motor vehicle or transported in a motor vehicle except in the vehicle’s trunk; or, if there is no trunk, in some other area of the vehicle not normally occupied by the driver or passengers (this does not include a utility compartment or glove compartment, but may include underneath a seat outside of the driver’s reach). RCW 46.61.519."

Buffalo Trace bourbon, lemon, St. George spiced pear, Calvados, honey, peach bitters, smoked chili bitters A notice from the LCB: "Pre-mixed alcoholic beverages that are packaged by this establishment may not be consumed in a motor vehicle or transported in a motor vehicle except in the vehicle’s trunk; or, if there is no trunk, in some other area of the vehicle not normally occupied by the driver or passengers (this does not include a utility compartment or glove compartment, but may include underneath a seat outside of the driver’s reach). RCW 46.61.519."

Planteray OFTD, Smith&Cross, pineapple infused Cardamaro, house falernum, Black Strap bitters, lime expressed&discarded A notice from the LCB: "Pre-mixed alcoholic beverages that are packaged by this establishment may not be consumed in a motor vehicle or transported in a motor vehicle except in the vehicle’s trunk; or, if there is no trunk, in some other area of the vehicle not normally occupied by the driver or passengers (this does not include a utility compartment or glove compartment, but may include underneath a seat outside of the driver’s reach). RCW 46.61.519."

Banhez mezcal, lime, passionfruit, agave, Firewaters bitters A notice from the LCB: "Pre-mixed alcoholic beverages that are packaged by this establishment may not be consumed in a motor vehicle or transported in a motor vehicle except in the vehicle’s trunk; or, if there is no trunk, in some other area of the vehicle not normally occupied by the driver or passengers (this does not include a utility compartment or glove compartment, but may include underneath a seat outside of the driver’s reach). RCW 46.61.519."

Vodka, lemon, pistachio orgeat, peach liqueur, cardamom tincture A notice from the LCB: "Pre-mixed alcoholic beverages that are packaged by this establishment may not be consumed in a motor vehicle or transported in a motor vehicle except in the vehicle’s trunk; or, if there is no trunk, in some other area of the vehicle not normally occupied by the driver or passengers (this does not include a utility compartment or glove compartment, but may include underneath a seat outside of the driver’s reach). RCW 46.61.519."

blended scotch, Reykjavik Crowberry liqueur, spruce tip black tea oxymel, lemon, Laphroaig spritz A notice from the LCB: "Pre-mixed alcoholic beverages that are packaged by this establishment may not be consumed in a motor vehicle or transported in a motor vehicle except in the vehicle’s trunk; or, if there is no trunk, in some other area of the vehicle not normally occupied by the driver or passengers (this does not include a utility compartment or glove compartment, but may include underneath a seat outside of the driver’s reach). RCW 46.61.519."

Banhez mezcal, Mirto, Heirloom genepy, lime, rosemary A notice from the LCB: "Pre-mixed alcoholic beverages that are packaged by this establishment may not be consumed in a motor vehicle or transported in a motor vehicle except in the vehicle’s trunk; or, if there is no trunk, in some other area of the vehicle not normally occupied by the driver or passengers (this does not include a utility compartment or glove compartment, but may include underneath a seat outside of the driver’s reach). RCW 46.61.519."

Roku gin, Bonal Gentiane, Rosina amaro, grapefruit peel expressed&discarded A notice from the LCB: "Pre-mixed alcoholic beverages that are packaged by this establishment may not be consumed in a motor vehicle or transported in a motor vehicle except in the vehicle’s trunk; or, if there is no trunk, in some other area of the vehicle not normally occupied by the driver or passengers (this does not include a utility compartment or glove compartment, but may include underneath a seat outside of the driver’s reach). RCW 46.61.519."

The first of our barrels to arrive! We went to Bainbridge to pick the first ever single barrel cask strength release from Highside for our drinking delight. We tasted through eight barrels and found the one that is just right for us.

Tumblin Dice is the new project from Dave Schmier, who started the brand Redemption over a decade ago. As long time fans of Redemption we are excited for this new bottling and what they are doing with it. We really like this whiskey and hope you will too. This is cask strength and is packed full of spice.

Sweet nectar of the gods. Come snag some. 10 years old, 120 Proof, and picked by the Kelnero pros

The first one we ordered last year, and the last to arrive. Well worth the wait as this bottle is ridiculously good. Like seriously, whoah. Reserve your bottle now, pickup starts February 8th

We're exploring a full vertical within George T Stagg! Bourbon lovers will delight in this opportunity to taste the subtle yet definitive differences between Stagg releases, with a direct side-by-side comparison of the 2019, 2022, and 2023 releases. Light bites and lots of talk provided. Twenty dollar deposit is non-refundable and will be deducted from the total price of $150. Tasting is Saturday, March 22, at 3 pm.

We are diving deep into the local gem Westland Distillery, with special guest Devin Vilardi, Westland's Brand Ambassador! We will explore this exceptional single malt portfolio, nibble on light food pairings, and absorb Devin and Joey's knowledge about the distillery and its many expressions. Final spirit selection and price TBD. Twenty dollar deposit is non-refundable and will be deducted from the total price (which is TBD). Tasting begins Saturday, April 5, at 2 pm.

Interested in elevating your gin game, or diving into the spirit category to expand your knowledge and just generally sound like you know what you're talking about? We will be starting off the tasting with a light Roku cocktail then delving deep into Hapusa, St. George Terroir, a barrel-finished gin TBD, Komasa, and the coveted Nolet's Reserve. Fun facts and light bites will be provided. Twenty dollar deposit is non-refundable and will be deducted from the total price of $140. Tasting is Saturday, April 19, at 3 pm.

We are pulling out all the stops for our Scotch lovers with this exploration of one of our favorite distilleries, Highland Park! Join us and Brand Ambassador Jamie Buckman as we learn about and savor the delicate flavors of this Orkney Island whiskey. We will start with an Orkney Old Fashioned, then sip on Highland Park's 12 year, 15 year, 18 year, 21 year, and top it off with the crown jewel 25 year. Additional tastes of the Cask Strength and the exceptionally rare The Dark 17 year will be available for purchase at a heavily discounted price to all tasting participants. Light food pairing will be provided, and we will share as much information as we can possibly squeeze into our time. Twenty dollar deposit is non-refundable and will be deducted from the total price of $200. Tasting begins Saturday, April 5, at 2 pm.

With all the new alcohol-free spirits hitting the market these days, it can be overwhelming to figure out what satisfies your palate, and how on earth to use it in a spirit-free cocktail. Join us as we explore five of our favorite NA spirits and three of our most popular alcohol-free cocktails to help you decide what you want to buy, and elevate your home NA drinking game. Tastes will include Seedlip Garden, Giffard Elderflower, Free Spirits Spirit of Tequila, Giffard Aperitif Sirop, and The Pathfinder. Beverages include Kelnero's signatures Squeeze the Day, Wildflower, and Flightless Jungle Bird. Light bites and plenty of banter included. Twenty dollar deposit is non-refundable and will be deducted from the total price of $75. Tasting is Saturday, May 10, at 3 pm.

We are nerding out on Speyside Scotch and you're invited to come along for the ride! Great for both seasoned Scotch drinkers and newbs to the category. We will start things off with a Bladnoch Old Fashioned before dipping our noses and tastebuds into Macallan 12 Year Double Cask, Glenfiddich 14 Year Bourbon Cask Finish, Glenlivet Enigma, Balvenie 14 Year Caribbean Cask, and Pittyvaich 30 Year Cask Strength. Light bites and charming dialogue included. Twenty dollar deposit is non-refundable and will be deducted from the total price of $170. Tasting is Saturday, May 31, at 3 pm.

Bruichladdich is one of our favorite distilleries, producing consistently excellent and groundbreaking spirits while upholding an exceptional company ethos. We will taste through a complex array of Islay Scotch selections alongside Brand Ambassador Devin Vilardi, an expert in all things whiskey, especially Bruichladdic. Final spirit selection and price TBD. Twenty dollar deposit is non-refundable and will be deducted from the total price (which is TBD). Tasting begins Saturday, June 21, at 2 pm.

Includes Kelnero-approved Japanese style jigger, 500 mL mixing glass, fine mesh strainer, teardrop barspoon, hawthorne strainer, and weighted shaking tin set. Items retail individually for $124.