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STARTERS
- LONELY GUY FRIES
Our take on the stadium classic. Fried Garlic, Garlic Oil, Parmesan, Parsley, Salt, Pepper. Served with Ranch and Ketchup always.
$10.00 - POOLSIDE FRIES
Large portion of crispy shoestring fries tossed in Parmesan, parsley, sea salt & fresh cracked black pepper. Served with ketchup and ranch dressing
$9.00 - ZUCCS
Lightly breaded and fried crispy served with a side of ranch
$9.00 - MEATBALLS
3 of our house meatballs (beef/pork/veal) with house tomato sauce, topped with Parmesan cheese and basil. Served with focaccia bread
$12.00 - (6 ) WINGS
Our wings are fried naked and tossed in the sauce of your choice and served with ranch or bleu cheese
$12.00 - (12 ) WINGS
Our wings are fried naked and tossed in the sauce of your choice and served with ranch or bleu cheese
$22.00 - (24) WINGS
Our wings are fried naked and tossed in the sauce of your choice and served with ranch or bleu cheese
$44.00 - CHIPS$3.00
SALADS
- CHOPPED CAESAR SALAD
Our Most Popular Salad! Chopped Romaine Hearts, Tableside Caesar Dressing, Shaved Parmesan, and Focaccia Breadcrumbs.
$12.00 - KALE CAESAR SALAD
Chopped Kale, Tableside Ceasar Dressing, Shaved parmesan, Focaccia Breadcrumbs.
$11.00 - TRAVELING KALE SALAD
Chopped Kale, Roasted Almonds, Parmesan, and Old Venice Dressing.
$11.00 - LEMON GARLIC KALE SALAD
Chopped Kale, Roasted Almonds, Parmesan, and House Made Lemon Vinaigrette.
$11.00
FOCACCIA SANDWICHES
- CAPRESE SANDWICH
**only available til 5pm** Fresh Mozzarella, Modena Balsamic, Tomato, Basil, Sicilian Extra Virgin Olive Oil
$14.00OUT OF STOCK - FATHER-IN-LAW SANDWICH
**only available til 5pm** Our Italian Sando on Focaccia. Mortadella, Coppa, Finocchio, Cotto, Provolone, Red Wine Vinaigrette, Dijonnaise, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Salt, Pepper and Oregano
$15.00OUT OF STOCK - FOUL BALL SANDWICH
**only available til 5pm** Our re-imagined version of a meatball sub, and it's a real, Home Run. We take our meatballs and make a long, patty version that makes every bite perfect! Our house meatballs contain Beef/Pork/Veal). Served with Fresh Mozzarella, Parmesan, and Garlic/Butter Spread.
$15.00OUT OF STOCK - MONTY FOCACCIA SANDWICH
**only available til 5pm** Oven Roasted Turkey, Finocchio Salami, Red Wine Vinaigrette, Dijonnaise, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Salt, Pepper and Oregano
$15.00OUT OF STOCK - MORTADELLA SANDWICH
**only available til 5pm** Mortadella with pistachio, Burrata, Pistachio Cream
$15.00OUT OF STOCK - PROSCIUTTO SANDWICH
**only available til 5pm** Prosciutto Cotto, Prosciutto di Parma, Lemon Ricotta, Radicchio, Fig Spread
$15.00OUT OF STOCK - TURKEY FOCACCIA SANDWICH
**only available til 5pm** Oven Roasted Turkey, Provolone, Red Wine Vinaigrette, Dijonnaise, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Salt, Pepper and Oregano
$15.00OUT OF STOCK
HOAGIES
- LONG BALL HOAGIE
**only available til 5pm** Our re-imagined version of a meatball sub, and it's a real, Home Run. We take our meatballs and make a long, patty version that makes every bite perfect! Our house meatballs contain Beef/Pork/Veal). Served with Fresh Mozzarella, Parmesan, and Garlic/Butter Spread.
$15.00OUT OF STOCK - MONTY HOAGIE
**only available til 5pm** Oven Roasted Turkey, Finocchio Salami, Red Wine Vinaigrette, Dijonnaise, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Salt, Pepper and Oregano
$15.00OUT OF STOCK - PESTO CAPRESE HOAGIE
**only available til 5pm** Fresh Mozzarella, Housemade Pesto, Modena Balsamic, Tomato, Basil, Sicilian Extra Virgin Olive Oil
$14.00OUT OF STOCK - STEPFATHER HOAGIE
**only available til 5pm** Our Italian Sando on Focaccia. Mortadella, Coppa, Finocchio, Cotto, Provolone, Red Wine Vinaigrette, Dijonnaise, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Salt, Pepper and Oregano
$15.00OUT OF STOCK - TURKEY HOAGIE
**only available til 5pm** Oven Roasted Turkey, Provolone, Red Wine Vinaigrette, Dijonnaise, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Salt, Pepper and Oregano
$14.00OUT OF STOCK
SLICES
- MAMBA CHEESE SLICE
Slice of our Mamba Pie (Cheese Pizza)
$4.00OUT OF STOCK - MAMBA PEPPERONI SLICE
Slice of our Mamba Pie w/ Pepperoni
$5.00OUT OF STOCK - UPSIDE DOWN MAMBA SLICE
Our Cheese pizza upside down. ITS BONK. From the bottom to the top: 3 Cheese Blend, House Tomato Sauce, Maldon Salt, Garlic Oil Crust, and some Sicilian Oregano.
$5.00OUT OF STOCK - ADRIANA SLICE
House Tomato Sauce, House Pesto, Mozzarella, Sliced Garlic, and Maldon Salt.
$5.00OUT OF STOCK - BURRATA SLICE
Slice our Mamba Pie with Burrata and Basil, Sicilian Olive Oil, and Maldon Salt.
$6.00OUT OF STOCK - UPSIDE DOWN SICILIAN SQUARE
A Square slice of our Sicilian Square. Cheese on the bottom, Sauce on Top, Oregano, Parm, Garlic Oil.
$7.00 - UPSIDE DOWN PEPPERONI SICILIAN SQUARE
A Square slice of our Sicilian Square. Cheese on the bottom, Sauce on Top with Pepperoni, Oregano, Parm, Garlic Oil.
$8.00OUT OF STOCK
BRICK OVEN PIZZA
- FIRST RESPONDER PIES
Help us help our first responders. We'll batch all of these orders daily and send to local fire stations / support centers across our city.
$25.00 - MAMBA PIZZA (Build Your Own Cheese Pizza)
Kobe's favorite, 3 Cheese Blend, House Tomato Sauce, Maldon Salt, and Garlic Oil Crust. Fresh baked 14’’ pizza on our LA STYLE hybrid sourdough crust.
$19.50 - UPSIDE DOWN MAMBA PIZZA
Our Cheese pizza upside down. It's a Philly thing. From the bottom to the top: 3 Cheese Blend, House Tomato Sauce, Maldon Salt, Garlic Oil Crust and some Sicilian Oregano. Fresh baked 14’’ pizza on our LA STYLE hybrid sourdough crust.
$21.00 - MAMBA BOMBA (Spicy Mamba)
Our Mamba Pizza topped with some fresh Mozz AND Calabrian Spread. Fresh baked 14’’ pizza on our LA STYLE hybrid sourdough crust.
$21.00 - SPICY BUT OH SO SWEET BOY PIZZA
Little Heat Salami, Ezzo Pepperoni, Homemade Tomato Sauce, Fresh Mozzarella, Fresh Garlic, Fresno Peppers, Spicy Spread, and finished with Mike's Hot Honey. Fresh baked 14’’ pizza on our LA STYLE hybrid sourdough crust.
$22.00 - THE INA PIZZA
Our house-made vodka sauce with some provolone, mozzarella, basil and finished with some fresh shaved pecorino. Fresh baked 14’’ pizza on our LA STYLE hybrid sourdough crust.
$23.00OUT OF STOCK - KIRK'S SIGNATURE SUPREME PIZZA
The Food Court classic has never been better. House Sausage, Ezzo Pepperoni, Bell Peppers, Red Onion, Mushrooms, and Olives. Fresh baked 14’’ pizza on our LA STYLE hybrid sourdough crust.
$22.00 - SAUSAGE AND PEPPERS PIZZA
Pepper & Onion Puree, Parmesan, Fresh Mozzarella, House Sausage, Roasted Green Pepper & Onion, Arrabbiata Drizzle Finished with Calabrian Chili Oil. Fresh baked 14’’ pizza on our LA STYLE hybrid sourdough crust.
$24.00OUT OF STOCK - ADRIANA PIZZA
House Tomato Sauce, House Pesto, Sliced Garlic, Mozzarella, and Maldon Salt. Fresh baked 14’’ pizza on our LA STYLE hybrid sourdough crust.
$22.00OUT OF STOCK - BLANCO PIZZA
Mozzarella, Ricotta, Parmesan, Olive Oil, Salt & Pepper. Fresh baked 14’’ pizza on our LA STYLE hybrid sourdough crust.
$22.00OUT OF STOCK - BURRATA PIZZA
Roasted Cherry Tomatoes, House Tomato Sauce, Fresh Basil, Burrata, Maldon Salt, and Pepper. Fresh baked 14’’ pizza on our LA STYLE hybrid sourdough crust.
$24.00OUT OF STOCK - DAISY PIZZA
Our Version of The Classic Margherita. Fresh Mozzarella, House Tomato Sauce, Basil, Finished with Sicilian Olive Oil, Maldon Salt, and Fresh Ground Pepper. Fresh baked 14’’ pizza on our LA STYLE hybrid sourdough crust.
$19.50OUT OF STOCK - GOOD BOY PIZZA
House Tomato Sauce, Pepperoni, Fresh Basil, Burrata, Maldon Salt, and Pepper and finished with Mike's Hot Honey. Fresh baked 14’’ pizza on our LA STYLE hybrid sourdough crust.
$24.00 - MOOKIE PIZZA
Roasted Mushrooms, Mushroom Cream, Ricotta Cream, Fresh Mozzarella, Parmesan, Sliced Garlic, Olive oil and Black Pepper. Fresh baked 14’’ pizza on our LA STYLE hybrid sourdough crust.
$22.00OUT OF STOCK - MAMA'S BOY
Housemade Meatballs, Fresh Mozzarella, Ricotta Cream, Parmesan, Basil, Salt, and Sicilian Olive Oil. Fresh baked 14’’ pizza on our LA STYLE hybrid sourdough crust.
$24.00 - MARINARA
Baked with our House Tomato Sauce, Thin Sliced Garlic and then finished with Sicilian Olive Oil, Oregano and Maldon Salt. Fresh baked 14’’ pizza on our LA STYLE hybrid sourdough crust.
$17.50
DRINKS
SIDES
SUPER BOWL LIX MENU
Starters
- Poolside Fries
Our Shoestring Fries Served with Ranch and Ketchup
$9.00 - Lonely Guy Fries (Garlic Fries)
Large portion of crispy shoestring fries tossed in Parmesan, parsley, sea salt & fresh cracked black pepper. Served with ketchup and ranch dressing
$10.00 - Zuccs
Lightly breaded and fried crispy served with a side of ranch
$9.00 - Mozzarella Moons
Lightly breaded and fried crispy served with a side of marinara & ranch
$12.00OUT OF STOCK - Meatballs
Our house meatballs (beef/pork/veal) with house tomato sauce, topped with Parmesan cheese and basil. ++Served with Toasted Garlic Focaccia Bread
$12.00 - Buffalo Wings$22.00
Salads
- TRAVELING KALE SALAD
Chopped Kale, Roasted Almonds, Parmesan, and Old Venice Dressing.
$27.50 - LEMON GARLIC KALE SALAD
Chopped Kale, Roasted Almonds, Parmesan, and House Made Lemon Vinaigrette.
$27.50 - KALE CAESAR SALAD
Chopped Kale, Tableside Ceasar Dressing, Shaved parmesan, Focaccia Breadcrumbs.
$27.50 - CHOPPED CAESAR
Our Most Popular Salad! Chopped Romaine Hearts, Tableside Caesar Dressing, Shaved Parmesan, and Focaccia Breadcrumbs.
$27.50
Longest Yard Sandwiches (3' Sandwiches)
- Father-in_Law
Our Italian Sando on Focaccia. Mortadella, Coppa, Finocchio, Cotto, Provolone, Red Wine Vinaigrette, Dijonnaise, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Salt, Pepper and Oregano
$95.00 - Mortadella
Mortadella with pistachio, Burrata, Pistachio Cream
$95.00 - Turkey
Oven Roasted Turkey, Provolone, Red Wine Vinaigrette, Dijonnaise, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Salt, Pepper and Oregano
$90.00 - Caprese
Fresh Mozzarella, Modena Balsamic, Tomato, Basil, Sicilian Extra Virgin Olive Oil
$90.00
Brick Oven Pizza
- MAMBA PIZZA (Build Your Own Cheese Pizza)
Kobe's favorite, 3 Cheese Blend, House Tomato Sauce, Maldon Salt, and Garlic Oil Crust. Fresh baked 14’’ pizza on our LA STYLE hybrid sourdough crust.
$19.50 - UPSIDE DOWN MAMBA PIZZA
Our Cheese pizza upside down. It's a Philly thing. From the bottom to the top: 3 Cheese Blend, House Tomato Sauce, Maldon Salt, Garlic Oil Crust and some Sicilian Oregano. Fresh baked 14’’ pizza on our LA STYLE hybrid sourdough crust.
$22.00 - SPICY BUT OH SO SWEET BOY PIZZA
Little Heat Salami, Ezzo Pepperoni, Homemade Tomato Sauce, Fresh Mozzarella, Fresh Garlic, Fresno Peppers, Spicy Spread, and finished with Mike's Hot Honey. Fresh baked 14’’ pizza on our LA STYLE hybrid sourdough crust.
$22.00 - THE INA PIZZA
Our house-made vodka sauce with some provolone, mozzarella, basil and finished with some fresh shaved pecorino. Fresh baked 14’’ pizza on our LA STYLE hybrid sourdough crust.
$23.00OUT OF STOCK - KIRK'S SIGNATURE SUPREME PIZZA
The Food Court classic has never been better. House Sausage, Ezzo Pepperoni, Bell Peppers, Red Onion, Mushrooms, and Olives. Fresh baked 14’’ pizza on our LA STYLE hybrid sourdough crust.
$22.00 - ADRIANA PIZZA
House Tomato Sauce, House Pesto, Sliced Garlic, Mozzarella, and Maldon Salt. Fresh baked 14’’ pizza on our LA STYLE hybrid sourdough crust.
$20.00OUT OF STOCK - BLANCO PIZZA
Mozzarella, Ricotta, Parmesan, Olive Oil, Salt & Pepper. Fresh baked 14’’ pizza on our LA STYLE hybrid sourdough crust.
$19.50OUT OF STOCK - BURRATA PIZZA
Roasted Cherry Tomatoes, House Tomato Sauce, Fresh Basil, Burrata, Maldon Salt, and Pepper. Fresh baked 14’’ pizza on our LA STYLE hybrid sourdough crust.
$24.00OUT OF STOCK - DAISY PIZZA
Our Version of The Classic Margherita. Fresh Mozzarella, House Tomato Sauce, Basil, Finished with Sicilian Olive Oil, Maldon Salt, and Fresh Ground Pepper. Fresh baked 14’’ pizza on our LA STYLE hybrid sourdough crust.
$20.00OUT OF STOCK - GOOD BOY PIZZA
House Tomato Sauce, Pepperoni, Fresh Basil, Burrata, Maldon Salt, and Pepper and finished with Mike's Hot Honey. Fresh baked 14’’ pizza on our LA STYLE hybrid sourdough crust.
$24.00 - MOOKIE PIZZA
Roasted Mushrooms, Mushroom Cream, Ricotta Cream, Fresh Mozzarella, Parmesan, Sliced Garlic, Olive oil and Black Pepper. Fresh baked 14’’ pizza on our LA STYLE hybrid sourdough crust.
$23.00OUT OF STOCK - MAMA'S BOY
Housemade Meatballs, Fresh Mozzarella, Ricotta Cream, Parmesan, Basil, Salt, and Sicilian Olive Oil. Fresh baked 14’’ pizza on our LA STYLE hybrid sourdough crust.
$24.00 - MARINARA
Baked with our House Tomato Sauce, Thin Sliced Garlic and then finished with Sicilian Olive Oil, Oregano and Maldon Salt. Fresh baked 14’’ pizza on our LA STYLE hybrid sourdough crust.
$19.50