Sneaky's Bar & Burger Joint
Food
Burgers
- Hamburger
100% Wagyu beef on a bun. That's it.
$9.49 - Lester Moore
A plain cheeseburger.
$9.99 - Sneaky's Classic
Two patties topped with pickles, caramelized onion, sneaky sauce, and two slices of American cheese.
$14.99 - DJ Goomba
Comes with Sauteed Miso Mushrooms, Bacon, Swiss, Wasabi Sesame Sauce
$11.99 - The Dingus
Comes with Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter, Bacon, Blackberry Jam
$11.99 - Aunt Babette
Comes with Fried Green Tomato, Pimento Cheese, Diced Fresh Jalapeno, Sneaky Sauce
$11.99 - The G.O.A.T.
Comes with Goat Cheese, Caramelized Onion, Cherry Compote, Arugula
$11.99 - Josey Wales
Comes with crispy fried onions, barbecue sauce, bacon, and American cheese.
$11.99 - Uncle Phil
Topped with homemade mac and cheese, pepper jack, and Red Hot Riplets.
$11.99 - Hot Mess$11.99
Sides
- Tots$3.99
- Sweet Tots$4.49
- Tater Tot Basket$6.99
- Sweet Potato Tot Basket$8.49
- Mixed Tot Basket$8.49
- Borracho Tots
Crispy tots topped with queso, diced jalapeño, fried egg, caramelized onion, and bacon
$6.99+ - Grilled Cheese$4.49
- Big Soft Pretzel$6.49
- The Prince$7.99
- Fried Oreo$1.49
- Cheesecake to Go (keep the jar)$3.99
- Tomato Soup CUP$2.99
- Tomato Soup BOWL$4.99
Sauces & Other
Beer
Bottles & Cans
- Paulaner Munchner Lager$6.00
- UCBC Zwickel$8.00
- 4 Hands Single Speed$5.00
- Kona Big Wave$5.00
- Schlafly Kölsch$5.00
- Sam Smith Organic Lager$9.00
- Riggs American Lager$5.00
- Garage Beer$3.00
- Ayinger Brau-Weisse$8.00
- Weihenstephaner Original$8.00
- Schlafly Raspberry Hef$5.00
- Tucher Dunkles Weissbier$8.00
- Golden Road Mango Cart$5.00
- Allagash White$6.00
- BLVD Wheat$5.00
- 3 Floyds Gumballhead$6.00
- Dogfish Head Seaquench$6.00
- Destihl Dragon Fruit Mango$6.00
- Duchesse de Bourgogne$10.00
- High Noon Pineapple$6.00
- Cider Boys Strawberry Magic$6.00
- Blake's Triple Jam$5.00
- Starcut Cider Pulsar$6.00
- Schofferhofer$7.00
- Lindemann's Framboise$12.00
- 2 Towns Pineapple Cider$6.00
- Sam Adams Boston Lager$5.00
- SweetWater 420$5.00
- Oskar Blues Dale's$4.00
- 3 Floyd's Zombie Dust$7.00
- Schlafly Pale$5.00
- UCBC Stammtisch$8.00
- North Coast Scrimshaw$6.00
- Pilsner Urquell$6.00
- Rhinegeist Truth$5.00
- Founders All Day IPA$4.00
- Bell's Two Hearted$6.00
- Stone IPA$6.00
- Cigar City Jai Alai$5.00
- Firestone Walker Union Jack$6.00
- Sierra Hazy Lil Thing$5.00
- Maplewood Sidewalk Surfer$8.00
- Two Bros Domaine$6.00
- Alaskan Amber$5.00
- Odell 90 Shilling$6.00
- Sam Smith Nut Brown$9.00
- Rogue Hazelnut$6.00
- Negra Modelo$5.00
- Ayinger Dunkel$8.00
- Urban Chestnut Dorfbier$8.00
- New Belgium 1554$5.00
- Deschutes Black Butte$6.00
- Breckenridge Vanilla Porter$5.00
- Left Hand Milk Stout$6.00
- Big Muddy Peanut Butter Stout$6.00
- Schlafly Oatmeal Stout$6.00
- Founders Breakfast Stout$8.00
- New Holland Dragon's Milk$9.00
- Paulaner Salvator$6.00
- Saison Dupont$9.00
- BLVD Tank 7$8.00
- Orval$10.00
- Delirium Tremens$9.00
- Chimay Red$12.00
- Victory Golden Monkey$7.00
- Westmalle Tripel$10.00
- Rochefort 10$14.00
- St Bernardus Abt 12$10.00
- Budweiser$4.00
- Busch Latte$4.00
- Bud Select$4.00
- OUT OF STOCKMich UltraOUT OF STOCK$4.00
- Coors Banquet$4.00
- Coors Light$4.00
- Miller Lite$4.00
- Miller High Life$4.00
- Corona$5.00
- Lagunitas N/A$5.00
- Athletic Upside Dawn$6.00
- Guinness 0.0$6.00
- Omission Ultimate Golden Ale$6.00
- Stone Delicious IPA$6.00
- Goose Island Bourbon County 2021$21.00
- Goose Island Bourbon County 2022$21.00
- OUT OF STOCKDestihl Dill Pickle SourOUT OF STOCK$5.00
- Ommegang Everything Nice$10.00
- Revolution Fist City$6.00
- Anchor Steam$5.00
- Lagunitas Hazy Wonder$3.00
- Sierra Nevada Atomic Torpedo$8.00
- Prairie Peach Crumble Treat$10.00
- White Claw$5.00
- Bucket of Shitty Beer
Take home any mix of six domestic beers. Don't feel bad, we drink shitty beer all the time too.
$16.00 - Narrow Gauge Bird Law$8.00
- Big Sipping$7.50
- Stiegl Radler$7.00
Outside Bar
Lunch Special
- DJ Goomba
Comes with Sauteed Miso Mushrooms, Bacon, Swiss, Wasabi Sesame Sauce
$14.49 - The Dingus
Comes with Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter, Bacon, Seasonal Jam
$14.49 - Aunt Babette
Comes with Fried Green Tomato, Pimento Cheese, Diced Fresh Jalapeno, Sneaky Sauce
$14.49 - The G.O.A.T.
Comes with Goat Cheese, Caramelized Onion, Cherry Compote, Arugula
$14.49 - Uncle Phil
Topped with homemade mac and cheese, pepper jack, and Red Hot Riplets.
$14.49 - Josey Wales
Comes with crispy fried onions, barbecue sauce, bacon, and American cheese.
$14.49 - Lester Moore
A plain cheeseburger.
$12.49 - Hamburger$12.49
- The Hot Mess$14.49