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Tipsy Turtle Bar & Grill 632 Lake Drive
632 Lake Drive, Coldwater, MI
Featured Items
Chicken Bacon Ranch Wrap
$14.00Buffalo Chicken Wrap
$14.00
Coney Cheese Dog
$6.00
Food
App
Single Fry
$3.50Waffle Fries
$4.25Tater Tot Reg.
$4.25Sweet Potato Fry
$4.25Onion Rings Reg
$6.00Fresh Chips
$3.00Ld Fries
$10.00Ld Tots
$10.00Ld Waffle Fries
$11.00Chs Stix
$7.00Fr Pickles
$8.00Fr Mushrooms
$8.00Fr Cauliflower
$8.00Pretzel w/ Cheese
$9.00Chips & Chs
$5.00Chs Curds
$10.00Large Fry
$6.00Family Fry
$9.00Large Tot
$8.50Family Tot
$12.50Family Waffle Fry
$12.50Onion Ring Family
$12.00
Burgers
Cowabunga Burger
$21.00The Sheldon
$18.50Coney Burger
$15.00
Leonardo Burger
1/3 pound burger on a toasted bun with mayonnaise, sautéed unions and mushrooms!$15.50
Donatello Burger
1/3 pound burger on a toasted bun with our homemade olive dressing!$15.50
The Tipsy Turtle Burger
1/3 pound burger on a toasted bun with lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles, mustard, and ketchup$14.00The Sandbar Burger
$13.50Jalepeno Cheddar Burger
OUT OF STOCK$15.50
Hoagies

The Philly
Our famous Philly Cheesesteak straight outta Philly! Soft Hoagie roll with fresh sliced ribeye steak, sauteed onions, with your choice of cheese melted, and topped with a special cherry pepper relish!$16.00The Dockside Deluxe
OUT OF STOCK$16.00The Shorebird
OUT OF STOCK$16.00Ham-tons Special
OUT OF STOCK$15.00The Veggie Voyage
OUT OF STOCK$12.50
Hot Dogs

Tipsy Coney
$5.00
The Slawboat
$5.75
The Cuban Skipper
$5.75
The Beachside B.L.T. dog
$5.75
'Sroomin Turtle
$5.75Dill with It Dog
$5.75
Coney Cheese Dog
$6.00
Pretzel Coney Dog
$6.75Pretzel Coney Cheese Dog
$7.00Plain Hot Dog
$3.00
Chicago Dog
Original Chicago Style Dog loaded with Poppy Seed Bun, ALL BEEF Vienna Hotdog, Mustard, Pickle Spear, Sweet Pepper Relish, Diced White Onion, Sport Peppers, and a dash or Celery Salt.$5.50
Wings
6 Wings
$9.0012 Wings
$15.0021 Wings
$21.0030 Wings
$27.00
Mains

Fish & Chips
Two 4oz cod fillets coated with our homemade beer batter and our amazing fries!OUT OF STOCK$16.00
Chicken Tender Basket
Our special blend of herbs and spices hand battered then fried to an amazing taste!$16.50
Salads
Chicken Salad
$10.00Chef Salad
OUT OF STOCK$10.00Side Salad
$6.00
Sandwiches
Oar-fully Cheesy
$9.50
The Marina Melt
Our amazing patty melt with sauteed onions, mushrooms, and mayonnaise on a toasted rye.$15.50The Captain's Club
$12.50The Reel Reuben
$15.00Our Big B.L.T.
$9.50
The Seagull Special
Our hand breaded chicken breast fried and topped with lettuce, tomato, red onion, and mayo on a toasted bun.OUT OF STOCK$15.00
Wraps
Chicken Bacon Ranch Wrap
$14.00Veggie Lover Wrap
$12.00Ham & Turkey Club Wrap
$14.00Buffalo Chicken Wrap
$14.00Gyro
$15.50
Kids menu
Kids Hot Dog
$5.00Kids Chicken Tenders
$6.75Kids Pizza
$7.00Kids Grilled Cheese
$6.00Kids Hamburger
$7.00
Sides
Mashed potatoes w/ gravy
OUT OF STOCK$4.00Large mashed potatoes w/gravy
OUT OF STOCK$6.00Coleslaw
$3.50Cottage Cheese
$3.50Cheese Sauce
$3.00Soup of day
OUT OF STOCK$5.00+Chili
OUT OF STOCK$5.00+
Family Meals
Family Coney Deal
OUT OF STOCK$47.50Coney Dozen Deal
OUT OF STOCK$47.50
Sauces
Ranch
$0.75Honey Mustard
$0.75Salsa
$0.75BBQ
$0.75Hot Sauce(buffalo)
$0.75Blue Cheese
$0.75Sour Cream
$0.75Cheese sauce
$0.75Tarter
$0.75
Specials
One Beef Taco
$2.00Three Beef Tacos
$6.00One Chicken Taco
$3.00Three Chicken Tacos
$9.00One Hawaiian Taco
$4.00Three Hawaiian Tacos
$12.00
Pizza
BYO
Build your own pizza the way you like it!
Medium
$12.99Large
$14.99Cauliflower crust
$18.99
Specialty
The Hawaiian
Ham, bacon, pineapple, cheese$18.75+Sheldon's Fav
Onions, peppers, mushrooms, diced tomatoes, cheese$18.75+
Supreme
Sausage, pepperoni, green pepper, mushroom, black olive$18.75+Big Pepperoni
double the flavor double the pepperoni$16.50+
Donatello
Ham, bacon, pepperoni, sausage, pork sausage, cheese$18.75+Raphael’s BBQ
Chicken, onion, pork sausage, cheese, BBQ sauce$18.75+
Michelangelo
Pork sausage, sweet & spicy sausage, brisket, hot honey, cheese, BBQ sauce$20.75+
Buffalo Chicken Pizza
Buffalo base topped with chicken, red onion, pork sausage, tomato and our homemade ranch sauce$19.75+Breakfast Pizza
$11.99+Chicken Bacon Ranch Pizza
$19.75+
Buffet
Kids
$5.00Adults
$11.00
Ice Cream
Hard Ice Cream
Butter Pecan
$4.25+Lemon Cheese Cake
$4.25+Michigan Pothole
$4.25+O-O Oreo
$4.25+Sea Turtle
$4.25+Ultimate Peanut Butter Brownie
$4.25+Blue Moon
$4.25+Chocolate
$4.25+Cookie Dough
$4.25+Mackinac Island Fudge
$4.25+Mint Chocolate Chip
$4.25+Black Cherry
$4.25+Strawberry
$4.25+Superman
$4.25+Vanilla
$4.25+Strawberry Cheesecake
$4.25+Rush Hour
$4.25+
Shakes
Vanilla Shake
$6.25Chocolate Shake
$6.25Strawberry Shake
$6.25Custom Shake
$6.25
Sundae
Turtle
$10.50+Banana Split
$13.00+Brownie Delight
$10.50+Peanut Butter Cup
$10.00+Classic Sundae
$7.00+
Floats
Root Beer float
$6.25Black Cow Float
$6.25
Malts
Malt
$6.75
Tipsy Shakes
Sheldons Choc mudslide
$14.50Parlour Hot Fudge Bourbon
$14.50Strawberry Shortcake
$14.50Pina Colada
$14.50
Happy Hour
App's
Cheese Curds
$6.00Pretzel w/ Cheese
$6.00Fried Pickle
$5.00Fried Mushroom
$5.00Fried Cauliflower
$5.00
Alcohol
5$ Margarita HH
$5.00
NA Drinks
Fountain
Pepsi
$2.85Diet Pepsi
$2.85Pepsi Zero
OUT OF STOCK$2.85Starry
$2.85Mt. Dew
$2.85Mug Root Ber
$2.85Dr. Pepper
$2.85Lemonade
$2.85Ginger Ale
$2.85Ginger Beer
Cranberry Juice
$2.85Iced Tea
$2.85coffee
$2.50orange juice
$3.00Milk
$3.00Chocolate Milk
$3.00Hot Chocolate
$3.00
20 oz.
Pepsi
OUT OF STOCK$2.50Dt. Pepsi
OUT OF STOCK$2.50Pepsi Zero
OUT OF STOCK$2.50Wild Cherry Pepsi
OUT OF STOCK$2.50Orange Crush
OUT OF STOCK$2.50Grape Crush
OUT OF STOCK$2.50Pink Lemonade
OUT OF STOCK$2.50Mt. Dew
OUT OF STOCK$2.50Mt. Dew Zero
OUT OF STOCK$2.50Starry
OUT OF STOCK$2.50Mug Root Beer
OUT OF STOCK$2.50Zero Mug Root Beer
OUT OF STOCK$2.50
2 Lt.
Pepsi
$3.25Dt. Pepsi
$3.25Mt. Dew
$3.25Starry
$3.25Mug Root Beer
$3.25Wild Cherry Pepsi
$3.25
Non-alcohol
Upstairs Slushie
$5.00Downstairs Slushie
$5.00Red Bull
$5.00Sugar free Red Bull
$5.00
Beer
Bottled
Blue Moon
$5.50Bud
$4.00Bud Light
$4.00Cider Boys
$5.50Ciderboys
$6.00Coors Banquet
$4.00Coors Light
$4.00Corona
$5.50Dirty Blonde
$6.00Heineken
$6.50Heineken N/A
$6.50Land Shark
$6.50Michelob Ultra N/A
$4.00Mike's Hard Lemonade
$6.00Miller LT
$4.00Modelo
$5.50Stella
$5.50Summer Shandy
$5.50Two Hearted
$6.00
Draft
Beer Special
$2.00+Busch Light
$4.50+Mich Ultra
$4.75+Yuenling
$4.50+Miller Lt
$4.50+Coors Lt
$4.50+Oberon
OUT OF STOCK$6.00+Two Hearted
$6.00+
Cans
Busch Light
$3.75Carbliss
$8.00Good Boy
$6.00Guinness
$7.50High noon
$8.00Long Drink
$8.00Mich Ultra
$3.75Miller LT
$3.75Oberon Light
$6.00PBR
$4.00Sam Adams N/A
$5.50VooDoo Ranger
$5.50White Claw
$8.00
Liquor
Shots
Mini Beer
$8.00Lemon Drop
$5.00Peach Bomb Shot
$7.00Green Tea
$7.00
Vodka
Titos
$8.00+Well Vodka
$6.00+Vanilla Three Olives
$8.00+Grey Goose
$9.00+
Whiskey/ Boubon
Crown Royal
$9.00+Crown Apple
$9.00+Fireball
$7.50+Jameson
$9.00+Jim Beam
$7.00+Jack Daniels
$8.00+Well Whiskey
$6.00+Bulleit Burbon
$12.00+Crown Peach
$9.00+Black Velvet
$10.00+
Gin
Tanqueray
$10.00+Well Gin
$6.00+
Rum
Bacardi
$8.00+Malibu
$8.00+Captain Morgan Spiced
$8.00+Well Rum
$6.00+Abuelo Anejo
$10.00+
Liquors
Triple Sec
$5.00+Blue Curaco
$5.00+Liquor 43
$7.00+Jager
$9.00+Peach Schnapps
$5.00+Apple Puckers
$5.00+Melon Liquor
$5.00+Butterscotch schnapps
$5.00+Chateau Monet
$8.00+Ryan Irish Cream
$7.00+Kahula
$8.00+Well Amaretto
$6.00+Christian Brother Brandy
$7.00+Baileys
$6.00
Tequila
Jose Cuervo
$8.00+Well Tequilla
$6.00+1800
$10.00+
Party Pack
Party Turtle Drink
$64.00Party Margarita
$54.00Party Bloody Mary
$50.00
Wine
Red
Cabernet Sauv
$8.00
White
Cooks brut
$8.00Moscato Barefoot
$8.00Chardonnay Barefoot
$8.00Sauv Blanc Barefoot
$8.00
Mimosa
Mimosa
$10.00
Sunday Brunch
Breakfast
Cheapskate Deluxe
$6.50E.M.T
$7.50The Rib Sticker
$11.00B.O.B.B
$12.50Corned Beef Hash
$11.50Fat Boy Bowl
$11.50It Takes Two
$11.00Biscuits & Gravy
$5.00+
Three Egg Omelet
Meat Lovers Omelet
$11.50Veggie Lovers Omelet
$10.50Irish Omelet
$11.50Country Omelet
$11.50
Lunch/Dinner
Steak w/ Potatoes&brocc
OUT OF STOCK$22.00Grilled Chx Over Rice
OUT OF STOCK$19.00Fettuccine Alfredo
OUT OF STOCK$19.00
Special
Sausage Muffin
$5.00Bacon Muffin
$5.00Breakfast Pizza
OUT OF STOCK$15.00+
Cocktails
Top Shelf Classic Cocktails
TS Margarita
$12.00TS Bloody Mary
$12.00TS Long Island
$17.00TS Bahama Mama
$13.00TS Mule
$13.00TS cosmo
$14.00TS Sex on the beach
$13.00
Signature Cocktails
Tipsy Turtle
$12.00TMNT Shot Flight
$20.00Spiked Slushie
$10.00
Classic Well Cocktails
Margarita
$10.00Long Island
$10.00Long Beach
$10.00Bloody Mary
$9.00Bahama Mama
$9.00Mule
$9.00Cosmo
$10.00Sex on the Beach
$9.00
The Reel Reuben
$15.00
Customize your item
Sides
Select up to 1
Bread Choice
Select up to 1
Rueben mods
Optional
Cheese Options
Select up to 1
Request advisory
We'll do our best to accommodate special requests but may not be able to honor all substitutes. Extra charges may apply.
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