
Tony Boloney's Hoboken
Subs - Hot
🏆 Ole'®
mezcal marinated ribeye, chipotle house sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & queso oaxaca string cheese. 🏆 Food Network Guy Fieri Cheesesteak Battle 🏆 LIVE with Kelly & Michael Nationwide Competition 🏆 Star Ledger Best Cheesesteak in New Jersey 🏆 Featured on Bitchin’ Kitchen, Cooking Channel, Vice Action Bronson Show & 1,000s more
$16.00Goombah Cowboy - New
Xtra cup & char crispy pepperoni, ribeye, vodka sauce, fresh & smoked mutz, 'roni grease ranch
$20.00Bumblin' Bee
Angry Bee Mad Mutz® Sticks, fried chicken cutlet, drowned in Mike’s Hot Honey TB Mustard sauce, smoked bacon, dry aged mutz & potato chips
$18.00TeKā THE SHAKā
hawaiian north shore mea weliweli! mochiko fried garlic hawaiian north shore truck style shrimp, calrose sticky rice, smoked mutz, aloha sauce, parsley pss...its tony’s favorite sub!
$22.00OUT OF STOCKBoloney Rex®
pull-out game! 8 hour bone-in short-rib, smoked volcano wiz, caveman sauce
$35.00Chopped Patty
jamican beef patty chopped cheese wid scotch bonnet an allspice seasoned beef, curry onions, scallions, and custom Jamican curry fresh mutz straight from di laboratory
$16.00Miss Siam คิดถึงสยาม
rice noodle, pad thai satay chicken, ‘shroom or ribeye, cilantro, peanut, sriracha ranch, smoked mozz, sesame
$19.00LPP
lemon pepper parm: buttermilk fried chicken, lemon pepper sauce, fresh mozzarella, pecorino & parsley
$16.00The Snuggla®
Creamy tomato soup, chicken cutlet, extra Muenster cheese, smoked bacon, crouton dust
$17.00Oui Oui "Wee Wee"
french onion cheesesteak. french onion soup caramelized onions, shaved ribeye, gruyere cheese, parsley
$17.00🏆 Bubbe's Bad Leroy®
8 hr brisket, goat cheese, fried jalapeño, bubee sauce, beet horseradish, havarti, crispy bloom onions 🏆 Voted Best Cheesesteak In NJ Star Ledger
$19.00Crabby Killer
jumbo lump crab, grilled chicken, bayou butter, garlic, fresh mutz, parsley
$22.00Lobsta Trap
steamed lobsta, garlic aioli, bayou butter, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt
$35.00Thundercat
chicken cutlet, 80’s style creamed spinach, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, crispy onion
$18.00Punjabo
tikka masala fried chicken or cauliflower, fresh mozzarella, green chutney, cilantro, seeded roll
$17.00Squash Tha Beef
marinara, eggplant meatballs, sage pesto, house smoked vegan mozzarella, basil, evoo
$17.00Shitfaced 3000®
beer battered bird, honey stout bbq, smoked bacon, aged mutz, sharp cheddar, fritos
$17.00Shoobie
fried chicken, the coolest ranch dressing, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, fresh mutz, potato chips
$16.00Ducktown Melt
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh mozzarella on garlic bread
$17.00DA Ruler
burrata straciatella, short-rib meatballs, vodka sauce, smoked fresh mozzerall, basil, pecorino, toasted seeded roll. Can be made vegan!
$18.00Jerzey Jezebel®
nashville fried hot chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mutz, dill aioli, purple slaw
$17.00Boken-Boy®
chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, soppressata, arugula, fresh & smoked mutz, lemon vinaigrette
$16.00Diving Buffalo
serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
$16.00Flying Guillotine 武堂
sesame roll, shaolin garlic & chili sesame oil fried chicken or cauliflower, szechuan ranch, nori, smoked mozzarella, scallion
$17.00Brotherly Love
ribeye, sharp wiz, grilled onion, calabrian chili spread, fried nj long hot pepper
$16.00Geppetto
house parm sub. salted ricotta, fresh basil, shaved pecorino, seeded roll, extra virgin olive oil
$16.00Jawnzin'
sicilian chili spread, massive italian fennel sausage, smoked mutz, sautéed caramelized fennel & spicy chili oil
$18.00OUT OF STOCKGARDEN STATE PORKWAY
shaved porkroll & ribeye, grilled to perfection w/ caramelized onions, garlic aioli, long hot peppers, chili spread & extra sharp white wiz
$18.00TRUFFLE MUNCHER
Mad Mutz® truffle mutz sticks, ribeye, truffle cream sauce, cremini mushroom, burrata, crispy onions, parsley
$18.00TIO BASTARDO
$17.00Gravy Train
$17.00Build Your Own Sub
put whatever the f#ck you want on it!
$5.00
12" Pizza
Classic Cheese (BYO) 12"
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
$13.00LIL PIGGIE GOT SMOKED! 12"
Bacon vodka sauce, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, extra crispy smoked bacon, bacon grease ranch and...more bacon!
$29.00Moonshiner 12"
marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.
$16.00Burrrrrata 12"
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
$29.00Tikka 12"
sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
$22.00Ay Dios Mio 12"
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
$25.00Mex-Corn Husker 12"
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
$20.00Magic Mushroom 12"
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
$20.00Shogun Shadowboxer 12"
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
$22.00Supreme Tang 12"
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch
$22.00Winger 12"
serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
$19.00Grumpy Gramps 12"
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
$22.00Shitfaced Chicken 12"
beer battered chicken, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
$19.00Heart Attack 12"
Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch
$22.00Gindolune 12"
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust
$22.00Pope Leo 12"
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
$19.00I WILL SMASH YOU 12"
sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion
$29.00Oy Vey 12"
8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti
$29.00Swine Fighter 12"
I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch
$29.00OG Vegan 12"
marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil
$25.00Vegan Pinky 12"
spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
$25.00Taco Taco Taco 12"
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
$50.00Lobsta Roll 12"
steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
$39.00Pancho Franco 12"
grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips
$25.00Half & Half 12"
$22.00Ooh Laa Laa 12"
french onion soup extra caramelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyère cheese, parsley
$22.00Bless Yer Heart 12"
homemade buttermilk waffles, fried chicken, smoked bacon, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, hot honey
$22.00Beastiality 12"
10 meats ravaged by mozzarella
$22.00House 12"
spicy sicilian chili marinara, dry aged, fresh & smoked mozzarella
$22.00Wah Gwan 12"
Jamaican beef patty mac-n-cheese stuffed pizza, golden butter crust, scotch bonnet & curry ranch
$29.00Jerzey Fist Pump 12"
spicy marinara, fennel sausage, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, caramelized fennel, pecorino
$20.00All Chop Caesar! 12"
dry aged mutz, chopped romaine, grilled chicken, smoked mutz, chimichurri caesar, crouton dust, pecorino
$20.00Pepe Le 12"
cracked black pepper, garlic cream sauce, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, burrata, pecorino, evoo
$19.00CBR on Roids 12"
dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fried chicken, extra smoked bacon, ‘roni grease ranch, potato chips
$22.00Da North Shore 12"
mochiko fried garlic & butter hawaiian north shore shrimp, calrose sticky rice, dry aged & smoked mutz, aloha sauce
$29.00CHEESE GRILLZ 12"
Grilled Cheese Pizza! Sourdough crouton crust, vodka sauce, extra muenster cheese, smoked bacon, sour cream & a lil' more crouton dust!
$22.00
18" Pizza
Classic Cheese (BYO) 18"
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
$20.00LIL PIGGIE GOT SMOKED! 18"
Bacon vodka sauce, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, extra crispy smoked bacon, bacon grease ranch and...more bacon!
$49.00Moonshiner 18"
marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.
$26.00Burrrrrata 18"
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
$39.00Tikka 18"
sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
$35.00Ay Dios Mio 18"
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
$35.00Mex-Corn Husker 18"
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
$29.00Magic Mushroom 18"
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
$29.00Shogun Shadowboxer 18"
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
$35.00Supreme Tang 18"
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch
$35.00Winger 18"
buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, serrano, cayenne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
$29.00Grumpy Gramps 18"
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
$35.00Shitfaced Chicken 18"
beer battered chicken or cauliflower, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
$29.00Heart Attack 18"
Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch
$35.00Gindolune 18"
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust
$35.00Pope Leo 18"
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
$29.00I WILL SMASH YOU 18"
sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion
$39.00Oy Vey 18"
8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti
$39.00Swine Fighter 18"
I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch
$49.00OG Vegan 18"
marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil
$35.00Vegan Pinky 18"
spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
$35.00Taco Taco Taco 18"
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
$100.00Lobsta Roll 18"
steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
$59.00Pancho Franco 18"
grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips
$35.00Half & Half 18"
$29.00Ooh Laa Laa 18"
french onion soup extra carmelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyere cheese, parsley
$35.00Lobsta’ Roll 18”
steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
$59.00Bless Yer Heart 18"
homemade buttermilk waffles, fried chicken, smoked bacon, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, hot honey
$35.00Beastiality 18"
10 meats ravaged by mutz & nj tomato marinara
$35.00House 18"
spicy sicilian chili marinara, dry aged, fresh & smoked mozzarella. Recommended as a square pie
$35.00Jerzey Fist Pump 18"
spicy marinara, fennel sausage, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, caramelized fennel, pecorino
$32.00All Chop Caesar! 18"
dry aged mutz, chopped romaine, grilled chicken, smoked mutz, chimichurri caesar, crouton dust, pecorino
$32.00Da North Shore 18"
mochiko fried garlic & butter hawaiian north shore shrimp, calrose sticky rice, dry aged & smoked mutz, aloha sauce
$39.00CBR on Roids 18"
dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fried chicken, extra smoked bacon, ‘roni grease ranch, potato chips
$35.00Wah Gwan 18"
Jamaican beef patty mac-n-cheese stuffed pizza, golden butter crust, scotch bonnet & curry ranch
$35.00Pepe Le Pizza 18"
house white pie...cacio pepe style. cracked black pepper, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, stracciatella burrata, pecorino, evoo
$35.00CHEESE GRILLZ
Grilled Cheese Pizza! Sourdough crouton crust, vodka sauce, extra muenster cheese, smoked bacon, sour cream & a lil' more crouton dust!
$29.00K-Pop Mic Drop - 18"
black sesame seed crust, gojuchang buldak fire, 3 cheese, scallion. chopsticks included for the cheese puuuuuuul!
$35.00
Calzone - New
Classic Cheese (BYO) Calzone
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
$13.00Thundercat Calzone
Creamed Spinach, Fresh Mozzarella, Sesame Crust
$19.00Moonshiner Calzone
marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.
$19.00Burrrrrata Calzone
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
$19.00Tikka Calzone
sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
$19.00Ay Dios Mio Calzone
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
$19.00Mex-Corn Husker Calzone
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
$19.00Magic Mushroom Calzone
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
$19.00Shogun Shadowboxer Calzone
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
$19.00Supreme Tang Calzone
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch
$19.00Winger Calzone
serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
$19.00Grumpy Gramps Calzone
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
$19.00Shitfaced Chicken Calzone
beer battered chicken, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
$19.00Heart Attack Calzone
Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch
$19.00Gindolune Calzone
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust
$19.00Pope Leo Calzone
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
$19.00I WILL SMASH YOU Calzone
sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion
$19.00Oy Vey Calzone
8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti
$19.00Swine Fighter Calzone
I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch
$19.00OG Vegan Calzone
marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil
$19.00Vegan Pinky Calzone
spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
$19.00Lobsta Roll Calzone
steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
$32.00Pancho Franco Calzone
grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips
$19.00Ooh Laa Laa Calzone
french onion soup extra caramelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyère cheese, parsley
$19.00Bless Yer Heart Calzone
homemade buttermilk waffles, fried chicken, smoked bacon, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, hot honey
$19.00Beastiality Calzone
10 meats ravaged by mozzarella
$19.00House Calzone
spicy sicilian chili marinara, dry aged, fresh & smoked mozzarella
$19.00Wah Gwan Calzone
Jamaican beef patty mac-n-cheese stuffed pizza, golden butter crust, scotch bonnet & curry ranch
$19.00Jerzey Fist Pump Calzone
spicy marinara, fennel sausage, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, caramelized fennel, pecorino
$19.00Pepe Le Calzone
cracked black pepper, garlic cream sauce, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, burrata, pecorino, evoo
$19.00CBR on Roids Calzone
dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fried chicken, extra smoked bacon, ‘roni grease ranch, potato chips
$19.00Da North Shore Calzone
mochiko fried garlic & butter hawaiian north shore shrimp, calrose sticky rice, dry aged & smoked mutz, aloha sauce
$22.00CHEESE GRILLZ Calzone
Grilled Cheese Pizza! Sourdough crouton crust, vodka sauce, extra muenster cheese, smoked bacon, sour cream & a lil' more crouton dust!
$19.00
Mad Mutz® Fresh Mozzarella Sticks
Nonna Original Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Fresh Mozzarella with an Old-School Italian, Rosemary Crumb Crust.
$15.00Mad Sampler Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
A Crazy Selection of Our Fan Favorites 1x The Nonna 1x The Gaucho 1x The Ole' Smokey 1x The Cacio Pepe 1x The Hottie
$15.00IT'S ALIVE Mad Sampler Mad Mutz® Sticks (10)
A Crazy Selection of Our Fan Favorites Try Them All! 2x The Nonna 1x The Gaucho 1x The Ole' Smokey 1x The Cacio Pepe 1x The Hottie 1x The Lucifer 1x The Truffler 1x Da Patty 1x The Popper
$29.00The Popper Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Cream Cheese Style Jalapeno Fresh Mozzarella with a Pretzel Jalapeno Crust Lil' Spicy!
$16.00Da Patty Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Jamaican Golden Patty Crust with a Wiri Wiri Pepper Fresh Mozzarella A Bit Hot!
$15.00OUT OF STOCKHottie Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Sharp Cheddar Mozzarella with a Spicy Cracker Crumb Crust. Mildly Hot
$16.00Cacio Pepe Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Fresh Mozzarella with a Pecorino & Black Pepper Bread Crumb Crust.
$16.00Ole Smokey Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Deeply Smoked Mozzarella with an Herby Jersey Bread Crumb Crust
$15.00Truffler Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Delicate Truffle Mozzarella with a Truffle Panko Bread Crumb Crust.
$16.00Gaucho Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Savory Chimichurri Mozzarella with a Garlic & Herb Bread Crumb Crust.
$15.00Lucifer Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Scorching 10-Pepper Blend Mozzarella with a 2.9 MILLION Scoville Charcoal Crust. Devilishly Hot!
$19.00Unicorn Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Rainbow Colored Fresh Mozzarella with a Sparkly Classic Crumb Crust (All Natural Food Coloring)
$18.00Angry Bee Mike's Hot Honey Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Mike‘s Honey Fresh Mutz & Mike’s Hot Honey caramelized crust. Mike’s Hot Honey dipping sauce
$15.00Be-Hive Yo' Self Vegan Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
BE-HIVE vegan garlic & herb mutz w/ vegan pecorino & herb GF crust Vegan Ole Chipotle Ranch dipping sauce
$17.00
Slices
Classic Cheese - Slice
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
$3.50K-Pop Mic Drop- Slice
black sesame seed crust, gojuchang buldak fire, 3 cheese, scallion. chopsticks included for the cheese puuuuuuul!
$8.00LIL PIGGIE GOT SMOKED!
Bacon vodka sauce, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, extra crispy smoked bacon, bacon grease ranch and...more bacon!
$12.00Moonshiner - Slice
$4.50Jerzey Fist Pump - Slice
spicy marinara, fennel sausage, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, caramelized fennel, pecorino
$5.50BEASTIALITY - SLICE
10 meats ravaged by mozzarella
$6.00Pope Leo - Slice
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
$5.00Burrrrata - Slice
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
$8.00Grumpy Gramps- Slice
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
$6.00Tikka- Slice
sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
$6.00All Chop Caesar! - Slice
dry aged mutz, chopped romaine, grilled chicken, smoked mutz, chimichurri caesar, crouton dust, pecorino
$5.50Da North Shore - Slice
mochiko fried garlic & butter hawaiian north shore shrimp, calrose sticky rice, dry aged & smoked mutz, aloha sauce
$8.00OUT OF STOCKLobsta Roll - Slice
steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
$12.00Oy Vey-Slice
8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti
$8.00Pepe Le Pizza- Slice
house white pie...cacio pepe style. cracked black pepper, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, stracciatella burrata, pecorino, evoo
$5.00CBR On Roids - Slice
dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fried chicken, extra smoked bacon, ‘roni grease ranch, potato chips
$6.00BLESS YER HEART- Slice
homemade buttermilk waffles, fried chicken, smoked bacon, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, hot honey
$6.00Winger - Slice
buffalo fried chicken, coolest ranch, blue cheese, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, celery
$5.00S#itfaced® Chicken - Slice
beer battered fried chicken, honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
$5.00Shogun Shadowboxer
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
$6.00Gindolune- Slice
ribye, smoked bacon, fresh mozzarella, garlic bread
$6.00Magic Mushroom- Slice
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
$5.50Mex-Corn Husker- Slice
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
$5.00Heart Attack - Slice
buffalo chicken mac-n-cheese, smoked bacon, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, coolest ranch
$6.00Ooh Laa Laa - Slice
french onion soup extra carmelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyere cheese, parsely.
$6.00I Will Smash You-Slice
Sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, cramelized onion
$8.00Supreme Tang - Slice
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, siracha thai ranch
$6.00Taco Taco Taco- Slice
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
$15.00Swine Fighter-Slice
vodka sauce, dry aged and smoked mozzarella, than topped with fuckloads of extra crispy double baked 'roni, & of course topped with a generous swirl of homemade 'roni-grease-ranch. Never heard of that... well we invented it so now ya did!
$12.00WAH GWAN - Slice
Jamaican beef patty mac-n-cheese stuffed pizza, golden butter crust, scotch bonnet & curry ranch
$12.00OUT OF STOCKAy Dios Mio - Slice
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
$6.00OG Vegan- Slice
marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil
$6.00Vegan Pinky - Slice
spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
$6.00Garlic Knots
$1.00OUT OF STOCKHOUSE - SLICE
$6.50CHEESE GRILLZ
Grilled Cheese Pizza! Sourdough crouton crust, vodka sauce, extra muenster cheese, smoked bacon, sour cream & a lil' more crouton dust!
$6.00OUT OF STOCK
Fry
House - BYO Fries
plain jane skin-on and delicious. side of garlic aioli
$6.00Barbarian Fries
coolest ranch, smoked bacon, dry aged & fresh mozzarella
$14.00S#itfaced Fries
honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella, sharp cheddar, smoked bacon, fritos
$14.00Elote Fries
roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
$14.00Winger Fries
buffalo sauce, dry aged & fresh mozzarella, blue cheese, coolest ranch, celery
$13.00Crustacean Fries
jumbo lump crab, bayou butter, fresh mutz, fresh garlic, parsley
$18.00Disco Prince Fries
garlic & herb gravy, dry aged & fresh mozzarella, scallions
$14.00Monopoly Fries
ridiculous amounts of 6 melted cheeses
$15.00Bastardo Fundito Fries
chipotle sauce, black beans, roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeño crema, cilantro
$16.00
Apps & Dessert
Cheezy Garlic Bread
w/ a side of marinara or vodka sauce
$10.00Chicken Tenders (3) & Fries
hand battered chicken tenders w/ honey mustard dipping sauce
$14.00Vampire Garlic Knots 8
8 Knots w/ choice of sauce
$5.00OUT OF STOCKVegan Vampire Garlic Knots 8
$5.00OUT OF STOCKPunkin' Spice Churros
Could be trick, could be treat. Bite into our seasonal dessert for either a delicious pumpkin spice churro or a nasty black liquorice surprise. Boo! JK! Also comes w/ pumpkin spice cream cheese frosting to dip.
$12.00
Salad
Uptown Cobb
romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard boiled egg, blue cheese, grape tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.
$18.00Boken Girl
arugula spring mix, sicilian soppressata, fresh & smoked mozzarella, grape tomato, chicken cutlet, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.
$18.00Hotness
romaine, nashville fried chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mozzarella, slaw, creamy dill dressing on the side.
$18.00Pueblito
romaine, spicy mole grilled chicken, steak, or mushroom, roasted corn, black bean, grape tomato, string cheese, cilantro, tortilla chip, smashed avocado, pumpkin seeds, pickled jalapeño crema dressing on the side.
$18.00Cesar Gaucho
romaine, croutons, parmesean, fresh mutz, chimichurri caesar
$14.00Side Piece - Garden Salad -BYO
Romaine, cucumber, grape tomato, red onion, green peppers. Dressing on the side.
$12.00Headless Horse-Person
mixed greens, roasted pumpkin, goat cheese, toasted pumpkin seed, crispy bloomin onion, balsamci honey.
$18.00OUT OF STOCK
Subs - Cold
The Commission
calabrian chili, soppressata, pistachio mortadella, copa, crispy onion, stracciatella burrata, balsamic honey, lemon vinegarette, seeded roll
$15.00Miss 'Merica
smoked turkey, baby arugula, smoked mozzarella, tomato, garlic aioli, lemon vinegarette
$16.00CAPR-A-C
Fresh mozzarella, sicilian artichoke cream, tomato, basil, balsamic, tony's sicilian olive oil, pecorino
$16.00OUT OF STOCK
Fresh Mozzarella
Sea Salt Mozzarella 16 oz
Original Sea Salt Mozzarella that put us on the map
$14.00Sicilian Chili Mozzarella - 16 oz
Spicy sicilian chili mozzarella
$16.00OUT OF STOCKTruffle Mozzarella -16 oz
Black & White Truffle Mozzarella
$16.00Burrata - Original 20 oz
Stuffed Mozzarella
$18.00OUT OF STOCK3X Cream - Mozzarella
Three times the buttermilk fat of our Sea Salt mozzarella. The best we have ever made.
$16.00OUT OF STOCKGoat 16 oz
$16.00OUT OF STOCKChimuchurri 16 oz
$16.00OUT OF STOCKSmoked Mozzarella 16oz
$16.00OUT OF STOCKTuscan Rosemary & Garlic
$16.00OUT OF STOCKLil Balls Marinated in Olive Oil & Chili
$18.00OUT OF STOCKFresh Ricotta
$16.00OUT OF STOCKScamorza
$16.00OUT OF STOCKSmoked Scamorza
$18.00OUT OF STOCK
Pasta
Crabby Parm Pasta
Local crab, drawn butter, fresh mozzarella, bayou spices, parsley
$28.00Thundercat Parm Pasta
creamed spinach, fresh mutz, sesame seed, chicken or eggplant cutlet, crispy onion
$22.00Buff-O-Parm Pasta
Buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, blue cheese, crispy celery, fresh mozzarella. Tony's Tip - add burrata!
$22.00Millie Parm Pasta
House parm pasta. salted ricotta, basil, shaved pecorino
$22.00Ole Parm Pasta
Mezcal marinated steak, grilled chicken or shaved seitan. chipotle, fried onions, cilantro & Mexican string cheese.
$22.00OG Vegan Parm Pasta
sage pesto, vegan eggplant meatball, marinara, vegan mutz, basil
$22.00
Catering
Deathwish Burrito
RIPPER
ribeye steak, chipotle ranch, spicy hash-brown, 3 scrambled eggs, refried black beans, monteray jack, cilantro, queso cotija. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
$18.00ELOTES RESACA
grilled chicken, elotes, avocado mash, 3 scrambled eggs, refried black beans, spicy hash-brown, cilantro, queso cotija, jalapeno crema. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
$18.00MATADOR
birria 8 hr stewed shredded beef, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, radish, onion, jalapeno ranch. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
$18.00BASIC SOCIO
disturbing amount of smoked bacon, garlic mayonaisa, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, mole ketchup. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
$18.00AMERICAN PSYCHO
split personality, is it porkroll or taylor ham...whatever you psycos call it, we stack, garlic mayonaisa, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, mole ketchup. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
$18.00LUNATIC BUTCHER
ribeye steak, smoked bacon, black beans, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, spicy gravy, scallions. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
$18.00GLADIATOR
calabrian chili, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, sopressata, mortadella, capicola, scrambled eggs, roman lemon dressing and smoked mozzarella, pecorino. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
$18.00NO HELMET
buffalo fried chicken, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, blue cheese, fresh mozzarella, ranch. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
$18.00BAREKNUCKLE
avocado smash, fried chicken, smoked bacon, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, buttermilk ranch. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
$18.00BLACK LUNG
acocado smash, homemade vegan chorizo, spicy hash-brown, refried black beans, smoked vegan mozzarella, jalapeno, vegan chipotle crema, cilantro. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
$18.00
Retail
Spreads
All spreads are made with hand picked veggies, roasted, smoked and ground on old stone by donkey's in Sicily by Mike AKA Tony & friends.
Olive Oil
All olive oil, hand picked by Mike AKA Tony and harvested from one grove in Sicily.
Dough
$7.93Marinara - 24oz Jar
All sauces made by hand and all ingredients are from NJ.
$11.50
Side Sauce
Mike's Hot Honey K-Cup
$3.00OUT OF STOCK'Roni Grease Ranch Side
$3.00Bayou Butter Side
$3.00Blue Cheese Sauce Side
$3.00Buffalo Sauce Side
$3.00Caveman Sauce Side
$3.00Chili Spread Side
$4.00Chipotle Ranch Sauce Side
$3.00Coolest Ranch Sauce Side
$3.00Dill Ranch Sauce Side
$3.00Garlic Mayo Sauce Side
$3.00Green Chutney Side
$3.00Horseradish Mayo Sauce Side
$3.00Jalapeno Mayo Sauce Side
$3.00Lemon Vinaigrette
$3.00Marinara Sauce Side
$3.00Ole Sauce Side
$3.00Passover Sauce Side
$3.00Pesto Ranch Sauce Side
$3.00Shaolin Assassin Sauce Side
$3.00S#itfaced Sauce Side
$3.00Siam Satay Sauce Side
$3.00Smash Sauce Side
$3.00Stingerz Hot Honey Sauce Side
$3.00Thai Ranch Sauce Side
$3.00Tikka Sauce Side
$3.00Vegan Chipotle Ranch Sauce Side
$3.00Vegan Jalapeno Sauce Side
$3.00Vegan Ole Sauce Side
$3.00Vegan Pink Sauce Side
$3.00Vodka Sauce Side
$3.00Volcano Smoked Wiz
$3.00Winger Sauce Side
$3.00
Extra S#it

Goombah Cowboy - New
Xtra cup & char crispy pepperoni, ribeye, vodka sauce, fresh & smoked mutz, 'roni grease ranch