Featured Items
Wiener Box
Double the wieners, double the fun! Includes 2 regular Dogs + tots. A portion of Wiener Box proceeds supports Columbus non-profits serving our under-resourced & marginalized neighbors in need.
$12.95
Chicago
Fresh tomatoes, diced onion, sport peppers, sweet relish, dill pickle, yellow mustard, & a dash of celery salt.
$4.95
Chili Dog
Coney sauce (meat or veggie), onion, yellow mustard, & cheddar.
$4.95
Wiener Box
Wiener Box
Double the wieners, double the fun! Includes 2 regular Dogs + tots. A portion of Wiener Box proceeds supports Columbus non-profits serving our under-resourced & marginalized neighbors in need.
$12.95
Dogs for a Cause
Calling all hot dog heroes! Donate a Wiener Box to Columbus non-profits serving our under-resourced & marginalized neighbors in need. Thru September, we'll be supporting Bridgeway Academy!
$12.95
Hot Dogs
Archie's Big Boston
Boston baked beans, onion, & cheddar.
$4.95
Birthday Suit
Just a plain wiener (no toppings, please).
$3.25
BLT
Bacon bits (meat or veggie), tomatoes, lettuce, & mayo.
$4.95
The CBJ Dog
Cheese sauce, bacon bits (meat or veggie), & jalapeños.
$4.95Chicago
Fresh tomatoes, diced onion, sport peppers, sweet relish, dill pickle, yellow mustard, & a dash of celery salt.
$4.95Chili Dog
Coney sauce (meat or veggie), onion, yellow mustard, & cheddar.
$4.95
The Classy Lady
Cheese sauce & crushed potato chips.
$4.95
Clipper Dog
Brown mustard, grilled onion, relish, & cheddar.
$4.95
Corn Dogs - 2
Full-size corn dogs, served with sriracha mustard OR cheese sauce. CANNOT BE MADE VEGETARIAN.
$4.50
Cowgirl Carmen
Coney sauce (meat or veggie), cheddar, & crushed Fritos.
$4.95
Dog From Hell
Satanically spicy Giardiniera, red pepper flakes, & soothing cream cheese.
$4.95
Frank en Fuego
Cheese Sauce, Jalapenos, Takis Fuego.
$6.00
Frito Bandito
Boston baked beans, cheddar, hot sauce, & crushed Fritos.
$4.95
Hot Tot-cho Dog
Tots, cheese sauce, jalapeños, & onion.
$4.95
Loaded Po-Tot-To Dog
Tots, cheese sauce, sour cream, bacon bits (meat or veggie), & scallions.
$6.00
Mac Attack
Mac & Cheese bites, cheese sauce, & bacon bits (meat or veggie).
$6.50
The Old Faithful
Relish, onion, & yellow mustard.
$4.95
The Original Onion
Onion, scallions, & cream cheese.
$4.95
Picnic Table
Baked Beans, creamy coleslaw, relish, & crushed potato chips.
$4.95
Puff the Magic Popper
Cheddar cream cheese, jalapeños, & bacon bits (meat or veggie).
$4.50
The Real Man
Coney sauce (meat or veggie), sauerkraut, onion, & brown mustard.
$4.95
Sauerkraut Dog
Sauerkraut, brown mustard, & onion.
$4.50
Spicy Slaw Dog
Creamy coleslaw, mustard, onion, & a sriracha drizzle.
$4.95
Strikeout!
Coney sauce (meat or veggie), tots, jalapenos, & cheddar cream cheese.
$6.50
West Virginia Slaw
Coney sauce (meat or veggie), creamy coleslaw, & onion.
$4.95Your Wiener
Any 2 of The Basics toppings. Extra toppings incur additional charge.
$3.75
Sides
Alex Style Tot-chos
Tots, coney sauce (meat or veggie), & cheese sauce.
$5.95
Beanie-Weenie
Sliced beef or veggie dog, mixed with baked beans, cheddar, & onion.
$4.75
Boston Baked Beans
Cheddar & onion on top!
$2.95
Deluxe Tot-chos
Tots, coney sauce (meat or veggie), cheese sauce, jalapeños, tomatoes, & onion.
$6.75
Mac & Cheese Bites
Side of ranch.
$7.25
Mac & Cheese
Sport pepper garnish.
$4.00
Raunchy Tots
Ranch dressing, ranch seasoning, scallions, & bacon bits (meat or veggie).
$5.50
Soft Pretzel Bites
Choice of cheese sauce OR sriracha mustard.
$5.50
Sriracha Slaw
Creamy coleslaw with a sriracha drizzle.
$2.95
Tater Tots
Because tots fix everything.
$3.95
Sweets
Beverages
7-Up
Lemon-lime flavored soda. 12oz can.
$2.00
7up SF
Sugar free lemon-lime flavored soda. 12oz can.
$2.00
A&W Root Beer
Original root beer flavor. 12oz can.
$2.00
A&W Root Beer SF
Sugar free original root beer flavor. 12oz can.
$2.00
Canada Dry
The crisp, refreshing ginger ale you've always loved. 12oz can.
$2.00
Hawaiian Punch
Fruit juicy red flavored drink. 12oz can.
$2.00
RC Cola
The classic Royal Crown cola. 12oz can.
$2.00
Sunkist
Orange flavored soda. 12oz can.
$2.00
Sunkist SF
Sugar free orange flavored soda. 12oz can.
$2.00
Sunkist Berry Lemonade
Berry flavored lemonade soda. 12oz can.
$2.00
Squirt
The old school grapefruit/citrus soda that goes with everything!
$2.00
Water
Bottled water. 20oz.
$2.00
Shirts & Hats
DF Classic Crew
Dirty Frank's logo on front, back is blank. Short sleeve, crew neck. 60/40 Cotton & polyester blend.
$20.00
Ask Me About My Wiener T-shirt
We're Talkin' Hot Dogs, Folks! Design on front, back is blank. Short sleeve, crew neck. 60/40 cotton & polyester blend.
$20.00
Nothin' Keener T-shirt
Just Sayin'... Design on back, small logo on front in pocket position. Short sleeve, crew neck. 60/40 cotton & polyester blend.
$20.00
Dirty Frank's Beanie
Stylish, practical, and representing the best wieners in town is what people say when describing this awesome hat.
$20.00
