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PHAT Rolls
- OUT OF STOCKVietnamese Shrimp PHAT Roll
TENDER grilled SHRIMP, fresh SHREDDED carrot, CRISP bean sprouts, SOFT rice noodles, FRAGRANT fresh mint & THAI basil, in (2) JUMBO rice paper wraps, with a side of CREAMY peanut sauce
OUT OF STOCK$9.99 - Vietnamese Chicken PHAT Roll
TENDER grilled chicken, fresh SHREDDED carrot, CRISP bean sprouts, SOFT rice noodles, FRAGRANT fresh mint & THAI basil, in (2) JUMBO rice paper wraps, with a side of CREAMY peanut sauce
$9.99 - OUT OF STOCKSouthwest Steak PHAT Roll
JUICY grilled grass-fed FLANK STEAK, HEARTY black beans, FIERY grilled SOUTHWEST veggies, MILD cheddar cheese, fresh CILANTRO in (2) JUMBO rice paper wraps, with a side of SPICY chipotle garlic crema
OUT OF STOCK$9.99 - OUT OF STOCKSmoked Salmon Philly PHAT Roll
BUTTERY house-SMOKED salmon, FRESH sliced avocado & CRISP English cucumber, TANGY green onions, LIGHT cream cheese, in (2) JUMBO rice paper wraps, with a side of SWEET chili sauce
OUT OF STOCK$9.99 - Buffalo Chicken PHAT Roll
TENDER grilled chicken, FRESH SHREDDED carrots & celery, TANGY blue cheese, SPICY Buffalo sauce, in (2) JUMBO rice paper wraps, with a side of COOL house-made RANCH dressing
$9.99
Salads
- Better Cobb Salad
TENDER grilled chicken, CRUNCHY romaine, FRESH egg, CREAMY avocado, BITE-SIZE tomatoes, MILD cheddar cheese, SAVORY turkey bacon, CRISP cucumber, with a side of COOL house-made Ranch dressing
$12.99 - OUT OF STOCKBetter Caesar Salad
TENDER grilled chicken, CRUNCHY romaine, SHAVED parmesan, parmesan-quinoa CRISP, with a side of CHEESY TANGY Caesar dressing
OUT OF STOCK$12.99 - OUT OF STOCKHill Country Steak Salad
JUICY grilled grass-fed FLANK STEAK, delicate SPRING MIX greens, SMOKY grilled corn, CREAMY feta cheese, SWEET fresh blackberries, SPICED pecans, with a side of HERBACIOUS house-made SUPER CITRUS dressing
OUT OF STOCK$14.99 - Mediterranean Shrimp Quinoa Salad
TENDER JUMBO shrimp, FLUFFY quinoa, FRESH tomatoes, RED onions, CRISP English cucumber, FRESH oregano & parsley, CREAMY feta, SALTY sliced kalamata olives, TOSSED in a ZESTY lemon OREGANO dressing
$14.99
Clean Comfort Entrees
- OUT OF STOCKSteak Fajita Cauli-Rice Bowl
JUICY grilled grass-fed FLANK STEAK atop a HEAPING portion of our HALF cauliflower, HALF white rice blend, full of FIERY grilled SOUTHWEST veggies, FRESH cilantro, and ZESTY lime flavor. Served with a side of Hot Line Pepper Products GARLICKY Greengo salsa
OUT OF STOCK$14.99 - OUT OF STOCKLoaded Meatloaf
HEARTY slice of LEAN grass-fed beef and FRESH mushrooms, stuffed with ROASTY grilled veggies, MELTY cheddar and AROMATIC fresh rosemary and THYME, topped with spicy SAMBAL barbecue glaze, served with VELVETY cauliflower-potato MASH
OUT OF STOCK$12.99 - Shepherd's Pie
MEATY blend of LEAN grass-fed beef and FRESH mushrooms, in a RICH sauce with grilled corn, FRESH veggies, and FRAGRANT fresh ROSEMARY & thyme, topped with CHEESY cauli-flower potato MASH
$12.99 - Cheesy Meatballs & Zucchini Spaghetti
JUICY HERBY JUMBO mozzarella-stuffed meatballs made from a blend of LEAN grass-fed beef and FRESH mushrooms, house-made marinara, zucchini NOODLES and parmesan cheese
$12.99 - Chicken Fajita Cauli-Rice Bowl
JUICY grilled chicken breast atop a HEAPING portion of our HALF cauliflower, HALF white rice blend, full of FIERY grilled SOUTHWEST veggies, FRESH cilantro, and ZESTY lime flavor. Served with a side of Hot Line Pepper Products GARLICKY Greengo salsa
$12.99 - Zucchini Noodle Turkey Lasagna
LAYERS UPON LAYERS of MEATY lean turkey & FRESH mushrooms, TENDER sliced zucchini, CREAMY Italian cheeses, RICH house-made marinara, SWEET fresh basil and CRISP fresh parsley, topped with AGED parmesan...BELLISIMO!
$12.99 - Teriyaki Chicken & "Cauli-Fried" Rice
SWEET teriyaki glazed JUICY grilled chicken breast, atop a TOASTY fried rice inspired BLEND of riced cauliflower and white rice, with FRESH veggies, egg, TAMARI, and TANGY green onion
$12.99 - OUT OF STOCKGrilled Chicken Curry & Sweet Potato
TENDER grilled chicken COVERED with a SMOKY CREAMY GINGERY house-made curry sauce upon a bed of SKILLET roasted sweet potatoes, garnished with FRESH cilantro
OUT OF STOCK$12.99 - OUT OF STOCKGinger Shrimp & Coconut Cauli-Rice
JUMBO grilled shrimp with VIBRANT Asian inspired FRESH veggies, a CREAMY blend of coconut INFUSED cauliflower and rice, topped with TOASTY coconut flakes and FRAGRANT thai basil
OUT OF STOCK$14.99 - Gulf Coast Shrimp & "Greats"
Southern BBQ spiced JUMBO shrimp with SAVORY chicken sausage, MILD tri-color peppers, TANGY green onions, on a bed of a SPICY cheddar CHEESY blend of QUINOA and corn grits. We think you'll know why they're called "GREATS"!
$14.99 - OUT OF STOCKSouthwest Stuffed Salmon
JUICY FRESH grilled salmon fillet BURSTING with a SMOKY grilled corn & TRI-COLOR pepper, and REFRESHING cilantro-lime Southwest-inspired QUINOA stuffing, served with SEASONAL FRESH grilled veggies
OUT OF STOCK$14.99
Pasta
- Street Corn Mac & Cheese
VIBRANT GOLDEN cheddar cheese sauce with LIGHT coconut milk and FAT-FREE Greek yogurt, ACCENTED with SMOKEY paprika, WARM nutmeg, and a HINT of turmeric, topped with GRILLED corn, AGED parmesan, ZESTY cilantro, and a dash of SPICY chili
$11.99 - Fettuccine Alfredo
RICH CREAMY CHEESY alfredo sauce with AGED parmesan, TANGY garlic, LIGHT coconut milk & cream cheese, a HINT of warm NUTMEG, over WHOLESOME gluten-free BROWN RICE pasta, topped with MORE parmesan & FRESH parsley
$11.99
Meatless
- Air-Fried Stuffed Eggplant Parmesan
TOWERING TENDER CRISPY eggplant slices, STUFFED with LAVISH herb-infused CREAMY ricotta filling, house-made RUSTIC marinara, MELTY mozzarella, AGED parmesan, and SWEET FRESH basil
$11.99 - All-Day Omelet
FLUFFY JUMBO OMELET made from egg whites + 1 FRESH egg, PACKED with FRESH veggies, MELTY mozzarella, SKILLET roasted sweet potatoes & a side of Hot Line Pepper Products GARLICKY Greengo salsa
$11.99
Tacos
- Steak Tacos (3)
JUICY grilled grass-fed FLANK STEAK, FRESH onion & cilantro, served on a TRUE BLUE corn tortilla, with a side of SPICY chipotle garlic crema & Hot Line Pepper Products GARLICKY Greengo salsa
$11.99 - Chicken Tacos (3)
TENDER grilled chicken, FRESH onion & cilantro, served on a TRUE BLUE corn tortilla, with a side of SPICY chipotle garlic crema & Hot Line Pepper Products GARLICKY Greengo salsa
$11.99 - Mahi Tacos (3)
SWEET FLAKY mahi-mahi, FRESH onion & cilantro, served on a TRUE BLUE corn tortilla, with a side of SPICY chipotle garlic crema & Hot Line Pepper Products GARLICKY Greengo salsa
$11.99
Kids
- OUT OF STOCKAir-Fried Chicken Nuggets & Mash
TENDER chicken breast, DIPPED in egg white & Greek yogurt, SAVORY GLUTEN-FREE baking mix, air-fried CRISP, served with CREAMY cauli-potato mash
OUT OF STOCK$6.99 - Kids Mac & Cheese (no street corn topping)
HALF PORTION of VIBRANT GOLDEN cheddar cheese sauce with LIGHT coconut milk and FAT-FREE Greek yogurt, ACCENTED with SMOKEY paprika, WARM nutmeg, and a HINT of turmeric
$6.99 - Kids Fettuccine Alfredo
HALF PORTION of RICH CREAMY CHEESY alfredo sauce with AGED parmesan, TANGY garlic, LIGHT coconut milk & cream cheese, a HINT of warm NUTMEG, over WHOLESOME gluten-free BROWN RICE pasta, topped with MORE parmesan & FRESH parsley
$6.99
FROZEN ITEMS
- Steak Fajita Cauli-Rice Bowl FRZN$13.49
- Loaded Meatloaf FRZN$11.69
- Shepherd's Pie FRZN$11.69
- Cheesy Meatballs & Zucchini Spaghetti FRZN$11.69
- Chicken Fajita Cauli-Rice Bowl FRZN$11.69
- Zucchini Noodle Turkey Lasagna FRZN$11.69
- OUT OF STOCKTeriyaki Chicken & "Cauli-Fried" Rice FRZNOUT OF STOCK$11.69
- OUT OF STOCKGrilled Chicken Curry & Sweet Potato FRZNOUT OF STOCK$11.69
- OUT OF STOCKGinger Shrimp & Coconut Cauli-Rice FRZNOUT OF STOCK$13.49
- Gulf Coast Shrimp & "Greats" FRZN$13.49
- OUT OF STOCKSouthwest Stuffed Salmon FRZNOUT OF STOCK$13.49
- Street Corn Mac & Cheese FRZN$10.79
- OUT OF STOCKFettuccine Alfredo FRZNOUT OF STOCK$10.79
- OUT OF STOCKAir-Fried Stuffed Eggplant Parmesan FRZNOUT OF STOCK$10.79
- All-Day Omelet FRZN$10.79
- OUT OF STOCKSteak Tacos FRZNOUT OF STOCK$10.79
- Chicken Tacos FRZN$10.79
- Mahi Tacos FRZN$10.79
- Kids Nuggets & Mash FRZN$6.29
- OUT OF STOCKKids Mac & Cheese FRZNOUT OF STOCK$6.29
- OUT OF STOCKKids Fettuccine Alfredo FRZNOUT OF STOCK$6.29
Desserts
- Cloud 9 Neapolitan Cheesecake
GUILT-FREE triple LAYER cheesecake made from a FLUFFY blend of LIGHT cream cheese, FAT-FREE cottage cheese & Greek yogurt, with a HINT of brown sugar, RICH COCOA, real VANILLA, and a PECAN-BASED crust, topped with a SWEET strawberry swirl
$5.99 - Cloud 9 Black Forest Cheesecake
GUILT-FREE RICH COCOA cheesecake made from a FLUFFY blend of LIGHT cream cheese, FAT-FREE cottage cheese & Greek yogurt, with a HINT of brown sugar, real VANILLA, and a NUT-BASED chocolate crust, topped with a SWEET cherry swirl
$5.99 - Tropical Fruit & Chia Pudding Parfait
REFRESHING coconut-lime-passionfruit CHIA pudding, JUICY mango, FRESH-CUT pineapple, topped with TOASTED coconut flakes
$6.99 - OUT OF STOCKChoco-Berry Fruit & Chia Pudding Parfait
RICH, chocolately CHIA pudding, JUICY blueberries, and FRESH-SLICED strawberries
OUT OF STOCK$6.99 - Chocolate Chip Banana Bread
MOIST FRAGRANT mini loaf of RIPE bananas, GLUTEN-FREE baking mix, and SEMI-SWEET chocolate chips, made the old-fashioned way!
$4.99 - The Bakehouse Cookie (The Classic - Chocolate Chip)
Gourmet Cookies (assorted flavors)**CONTAINS BUTTER AND WHEAT FLOUR** $3.99
$3.99 - The Bakehouse Cookie (The Fudging Best - Brownie)
Gourmet Cookies (assorted flavors)**CONTAINS BUTTER AND WHEAT FLOUR** $3.99
$3.99 - The Bakehouse Cookie (Birthday Cake)
Gourmet Cookies (assorted flavors)**CONTAINS BUTTER AND WHEAT FLOUR** $3.99
$3.99 - The Bakehouse Cookie (Cookie Monster)
Gourmet Cookies (assorted flavors)**CONTAINS BUTTER AND WHEAT FLOUR** $3.99
$3.99 - The Bakehouse Cookie (Blueberry Muffin)
Gourmet Cookies (assorted flavors)**CONTAINS BUTTER AND WHEAT FLOUR** $3.99
$3.99 - The Bakehouse Cookie (The Campfire - S'mores)
Gourmet Cookies (assorted flavors)**CONTAINS BUTTER AND WHEAT FLOUR** $3.99
$3.99 - The Bakehouse Cookie (PB Supreme)
Gourmet Cookies (assorted flavors)**CONTAINS BUTTER AND WHEAT FLOUR** $3.99
$3.99 - The Bakehouse Cookie (Strawberry Shortcake)
Gourmet Cookies (assorted flavors)**CONTAINS BUTTER AND WHEAT FLOUR** $3.99
$3.99 - The Bakehouse Cookie (Lava Cake)
Gourmet Cookies (assorted flavors)**CONTAINS BUTTER AND WHEAT FLOUR** $3.99
$3.99 - Cloud 9 Neapolitan Cheesecake (WHOLE)$29.99
- Cloud 9 Black Forest Cheesecake (WHOLE)$29.99
Sides
- OUT OF STOCKGrilled Chicken
FLAME-GRILLED chicken breast (6 oz) with house seasonings
OUT OF STOCK$4.99 - OUT OF STOCKGrilled Steak
FLAME-GRILLED grass-fed flank steak (6 oz) with house seasonings
OUT OF STOCK$7.99 - Grilled Salmon
FLAME-GRILLED salmon (6 oz) with house seasonings
$7.99 - OUT OF STOCKGrilled Vegetables
FLAME-GRILLED fresh SEASONAL vegetables (8 oz) with house seasonings
OUT OF STOCK$3.99 - OUT OF STOCKRoasted Sweet Potato
SKILLET roasted SWEET potatoes with house seasoning
OUT OF STOCK$2.99 - Steamed White Rice
12 oz
$2.99 - Whole Small Avocado
High in potassium, fiber, and mono-unsaturated fat!
$1.99 - OUT OF STOCKSmoked Eggplant Dip
TENDER house-SMOKED eggplant, FAT-FREE Greek yogurt, CREAMY tahini, SMOKY paprika, TANGY garlic, ZESTY lemon, and DASH of black pepper, served with RAW seasonal FRESH veggies
OUT OF STOCK$5.99
Dressings
- Chipotle Garlic Crema 2 oz
TANGY SMOKY crema made from FAT-FREE Greek yogurt, SAVORY roasted GARLIC, and SPICY chipotle peppers
$0.99 - OUT OF STOCKChipotle Garlic Crema 16 oz
TANGY SMOKY crema made from FAT-FREE Greek yogurt, SAVORY roasted GARLIC, and SPICY chipotle peppers
OUT OF STOCK$7.99 - Ranch Dressing 2 oz
COOL ZESTY blend of CREAMY Greek yogurt, SAVORY herbs and spices, and FRESH Italian parsley
$0.99 - OUT OF STOCKRanch Dressing 16 oz
COOL ZESTY blend of CREAMY Greek yogurt, SAVORY herbs and spices, and FRESH Italian parsley
OUT OF STOCK$7.99 - Caesar Dressing 2 oz
CREAMY blend of CHEESY parmesan, ROBUST garlic & anchovy, TANGY FAT-FREE Greek yogurt, CRISP dijon & lemon, with a DASH of black PEPPER
$0.99 - Caesar Dressing 16 oz
CREAMY blend of CHEESY parmesan, ROBUST garlic & anchovy, TANGY FAT-FREE Greek yogurt, CRISP dijon & lemon, with a DASH of black PEPPER
$7.99 - Super Citrus Dressing 2 oz
SWEET CITRUSY HERBACIOUS blend of FRESH-SQUEEZED lemon, lime, and ORANGE juices, SPICY cilantro, CRISP mint, TANGY green onion, and AVOCADO oil
$0.99 - Super Citrus Dressing 16 oz
SWEET CITRUSY HERBACIOUS blend of FRESH-SQUEEZED lemon, lime, and ORANGE juices, SPICY cilantro, CRISP mint, TANGY green onion, and AVOCADO oil
$7.99 - HLPP Garlicky Greengo Salsa 6.5 oz$9.99
Drinks
- OUT OF STOCKNatalie's Juices (Pineapple Kale Zinc)
16 oz (Assorted Flavors)
OUT OF STOCK$6.99 - OUT OF STOCKNatalie's Juices (Carrot Ginger Turmeric)
16 oz (Assorted Flavors)
OUT OF STOCK$6.99 - OUT OF STOCKNatalie's Juices (Blood Orange)
16 oz (Assorted Flavors)
OUT OF STOCK$6.99 - OUT OF STOCKNatalie's Juices (Tangerine Pineapple Aloe Basil)
16 oz (Assorted Flavors)
OUT OF STOCK$5.99 - OUT OF STOCKNatalie's Juices (Orange Beet)
16 oz (Assorted Flavors)
OUT OF STOCK$5.99 - OUT OF STOCKNatalie's Juices (Tangerine)
16 oz (Assorted Flavors)
OUT OF STOCK$5.99 - OUT OF STOCKNatalie's Juices (Guava Lemonade)
16 oz (Assorted Flavors)
OUT OF STOCK$4.99 - Fresh Brewed Iced Tea (mango passionfruit green)
Bottled in-house using Reverse Osmosis water. 16 oz (Unsweetened)
$2.99 - Fresh Brewed Iced Tea (blueberry pomegranate black)
Bottled in-house using Reverse Osmosis water. 16 oz (Unsweetened)
$2.99 - Spindrift Sparkling Water (Lemon)
Spindrift Sparkling Water
$2.99 - Spindrift Sparkling Water (Grapefruit)
Spindrift Sparkling Water
$2.99 - Spindrift Sparkling Water (Raspberry Lime)
Spindrift Sparkling Water
$2.99 - Topo Chico 12 oz (original)$2.99
- Topo Chico 12 oz (lime)$2.99
- Bottled Water 16 oz$1.99