Harriet's Hamburgers | Hot & Fast at Optimist Hall
FOOD
- The "OG" Hamburger
Double Patty - All Natural, Antibiotic & Hormone Free, Custom Premium Black Angus Beef Blend. White American Cheese - from a California Creamery. Buttery Parkerhouse Bun. House-made Crinkled Cut Pickles. Marinated Ribbon Red Onions. Chef Brian’s Simple Sauce. Our Version of America's Favorite Sandwich! “OG” = Original Goodness.
$9.95 - The Royale
Double Patty, "New School" Yellow American, Parkerhouse Bun, Crinkle Pickles, Iceberg, Tomato, Onion, Good Good Sauce.
$12.95 - “Jucy Lucy”
Paying homage to the greats from 952/612/651 (Minnesota) 5+ oz Stuffed Hamburger with Yellow American Cheese (which creates a molten like sauce) is a Mouth & a Handful. Shhhh, it’s s secret menu item and not listed on our main menu…we only make a limited amount a day.
$9.95 - For The Kiddos
Single Patty - All Natural, Antibiotic & Hormone Free, Custom Premium Black Angus Beef Blend. White American Cheese - from a California Creamery. Buttery Parkerhouse Bun. WARNING: Many of kids will not return to “other burgers” after this. Their palates know good, clean food.
$5.95 - Golden Fries
Crispy perfection. Not too thick, not too thin. Just the right amount of salt. Served with three packs of Simply Heinz Ketchup! FUN FACT: Thomas Keller uses the same fry. DISCLAIMER: No fries travel well. Place them in the oven or air fryer for 5 mins to crisp back up.
$3.95 - Craft Sodas
All Natural, Handcrafted Soda from Boylan. No High Fructose Syrup. Served with the BEST Ice there is, Pellet Ice.
$2.95 - Signature Sauces
Chef Brians’ addictive, gourmet house-made sauces.
MERCH
- Foam Trucker
Classic Foam Trucker Hat, Kid Rock Style. America’s Favorite Sandwich.
$13.95 - Southern Tervis
Real Deal Tervis Tumbler with Embroidered Retro Harriet’s Patch Inside
$17.95 - Real Deal Water Bottle
Heavy Duty Water Bottle
$19.95 - Roadtrip Sunglasses
Perfect for your weekend, lake or beach trip because they’ll cheaper than those gas station joints.
$3.95 - “Just Be Good” Tri-Blend
Spend Our Motto of Just Be Good at Life. Tri-blend and comfy as they come.
$15.95 - Retro Softball Tee
Get your Tom Selleck on with this Retro 3/4 T-shirt. Crazy comfy.
$19.95
DECALS
- Collector’s Pack (pick 5)
Collection of all the fun so you can rep Harriet’s on your cooler, laptop, phone or trapper keeper.
$4.95 - Classic Hot & Fast
The Original, first brand logo ever.
$1.00 - Hamburger Box
Our retro hamburger boxes (thanks White Castle for the ingenious idea)
$1.00 - Simple Sauce Sticker
A representation of our signature Simple Sauce
$1.00 - Smiling Harriet
Oh, hey Harriet.
$1.00 - Retro Patch #1
1970’s would have been a great time to live.
$1.00 - Retro Patch #2
1970’s would have been a great time to live, part duex.
$1.00 - Vintage Roadside Sign
Inspired by the roadside diner sign and CLT friends Zack’s & South 21.
$1.00