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  • Chicago Burger
    Chicago Burger
    $17.00

    *nominated for best burger in the city by Chicago Reader  Beyond Burger Patty, Cheddar Cheese, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, Awesome Sauce and Side of Fries [SF]

  • Mac Balls
    Mac Balls
    $13.00

    Fried Mac and Cheddar Cheese Balls Ranch Dressing on the side [GF, SF] 4 MacBalls come in one order. Feel free to add one more.

  • Caesar Avocado Wrap
    Caesar Avocado Wrap
    $15.00

    Avocado, Kale, Sun Dried Tomatoes, Parmesan, Caesar Dressing [GF]

MAIN MENU

I'M NOT REALLY HUNGRY BUT I'M GONNA EAT ANYWAY:

  • Ajvar and Pita Bread
    Ajvar and Pita Bread
    $12.00

    Traditional Balkan’s Spread Roasted Pepper, Roasted Eggplant, Sunflower Oil and Sea Salt [SF] For Gluten Free option sub veggies for pita.

  • Three Empanadas
    Three Empanadas
    $13.00

    Potato and Veggies served with Garlic Aioli [SF] Three not enough? Add the extra one!

  • Cauliflower Wings
    Cauliflower Wings
    $15.00

    Buffalo or BBQ Carrot and Ranch Dressing On The Side [GF, SF]

  • Chips and Guacamole
    Chips and Guacamole
    $10.00

    House-made, always fresh guacamole and chips. [GF, SF]

  • Tequenos
    Tequenos
    $12.00

    Venezuelan Cheese Sticks served with Garlic Aioli [SF] 4 Tequeños not enough? Add more.

  • Nachos
    Nachos
    $15.00

    Chips, Cheddar, Black Beans, Corn, Pico De Gallo [GF, SF] Add: Guac, Jackfruit, Seitan, Tofu - $3

  • Mac Balls
    Mac Balls
    $13.00

    Fried Mac and Cheddar Cheese Balls Ranch Dressing on the side [GF, SF] 4 MacBalls come in one order. Feel free to add one more.

  • Two Sliders
    Two Sliders
    $16.00

    Veggie or Beyond Patty, Cheddar Cheese, Kale, Onion, Tomato, Pickle and Awesome Sauce [SF]

  • Sweet Potato Fries
    Sweet Potato Fries
    $7.00

    Served with House Made Chipotle Aioli [GF, SF]

  • Homemade Fries
    Homemade Fries
    $6.00

    Served with Ranch [GF, SF]

  • Greek Fries
    Greek Fries
    $9.00

    Feta, Parsley, Lemon Slice served with Garlic Aioli [GF, SF]

  • Fried Oyster Mushrooms
    Fried Oyster Mushrooms
    $17.00

    Organic Oyster Mushrooms Server with homemade ranch and slice of lemon [GF, SF]

  • Better Balance Single Hot Dog
    Better Balance Single Hot Dog
    $8.00

    Better Balance Hot Dog, Pico de Gallo, Mustard, Relish and Garlic Aioli.

“I’M JUST GONNA GET A SOUP AND SALAD” - WE GOT YOU SISTER:

  • Lentil Soup
    Lentil Soup
    $8.00+

    Cup 6oz or Bowl 12oz of Lentil Soup. *nominated for best soup in the city by Chicago Reader 

  • Cheddar Broccoli Soup
    Cheddar Broccoli Soup
    $8.00+

    Cup 6oz or Bowl 12oz of Cheddar Broccoli Soup. *nominated for best soup in the city by Chicago Reader 

  • Caesar Salad
    Caesar Salad
    $12.00

    Kale, Parmesan, Sun Dried Tomatoes with Caesar dressing[GF, SF]

  • Neiman Salad
    Neiman Salad
    $14.00

    Kale, Broccoli, Tom, Carrot, Corn, Black Beans and Mediterranean Dressing [GF, SF]

  • Taco Salad
    Taco Salad
    $13.00

    Kale, Black Beans, Corn, Red Peppers, Pico De Gallo, Chips and Chipotle Aioli [GF, SF]

  • Kale My Name House Salad
    Kale My Name House Salad
    $10.00

    Kale, Tomato, Cucumber, Onion, Carrot with choice of dressing [GF, SF]

  • Greek Salad
    Greek Salad
    $13.00

    Kale, Olives, Feta, Tomato, Cucumber, Onion, Mediterranean Dressing [GF, SF]

WRAP IT UP:

-all wraps come with French Fries, sub any of the sides for $1
  • Jackfruit Wrap
    Jackfruit Wrap
    $16.00

    Jackfruit, Black Beans, Corn, Kale, Pico de Gallo and Chipotle Aioli [GF]

  • Buffalo Tofu Wrap
    Buffalo Tofu Wrap
    $15.00

    Fried Tofu, Buffalo Sauce, Kale, Tomato, Cucumber, Red Onion, Ranch Sauce [GF]

  • Italian Seitan Wrap
    Italian Seitan Wrap
    $16.00

    Seitan, Mushrooms, Kale, Mozzarella Cheese, Sun Dried Tomatoes, Garlic Aioli

  • Caesar Avocado Wrap
    Caesar Avocado Wrap
    $15.00

    Avocado, Kale, Sun Dried Tomatoes, Parmesan, Caesar Dressing [GF]

  • Oyster Mushroom Wrap
    Oyster Mushroom Wrap
    $19.00

    Organic Fried Oyster Mushrooms, Kale, Onion, Tomato, Pickle, Awesome Sauce Dressing [GF,SF]

TACOS, BECAUSE IT'S MEXICO SOMEWHERE:

  • Jackfruit Tacos
    Jackfruit Tacos
    $14.00

    Two Jackfruit Tacos with Chopped Kale, Chipotle Aioli, Pico de Gallo, Lime, side of black beans and chips [GF,SF]

  • Fried Avocado Tacos
    Fried Avocado Tacos
    $14.00

    Two Fried Avocado Tacos with Chopped Kale, Chipotle Aioli, Pico de Gallo, Lime, side of black beans and chips [GF,SF]

  • Seitan Tacos
    Seitan Tacos
    $14.00

    Two Seitan Tacos with Chopped Kale, Chipotle Aioli, Pico de Gallo, Lime, side of black beans and chips [SF]

  • Beyond Tacos
    Beyond Tacos
    $16.00

    Two Ground Beyond Beef Tacos with Chopped Kale, Chipotle Aioli, Pico de Gallo, Lime, side of black beans and chips [GF,SF]

  • Combo Tacos (One of Each)
    Combo Tacos (One of Each)
    $19.00

    One Avocado, One Jackfruit, One Seitan Tacos

NOW, I'M REALLY HUNGRY:

  • TINDLE Chicken Sandwich
    TINDLE Chicken Sandwich
    $17.00

    TiNDLE Chicken Patty, Cheddar Cheese, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, Awesome Sauce and Side of Fries

  • Chicago Burger
    Chicago Burger
    $17.00

    *nominated for best burger in the city by Chicago Reader  Beyond Burger Patty, Cheddar Cheese, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, Awesome Sauce and Side of Fries [SF]

  • Tina's Veggie Burger
    Tina's Veggie Burger
    $17.00

    Veggie Patty (made in house - soft texture) Cheddar Cheese, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, Awesome Sauce and Side of Fries [SF]

  • Hawaii Burger
    Hawaii Burger
    $18.00

    Veganuary Special - Hawaii Burger - Beyond Burger Patty, Shredded Mozarella Cheese, Pineapple, BBQ Sauce, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles and Side of Fries [SF]

  • Southern Supper
    Southern Supper
    $19.00

    Fried Cauliflower, Mac Ball, Garlic Kale, Homemade Fries with Ranch, Buffalo and BBQ sauces on the side [GF, SF]

  • Big Daddy Special
    Big Daddy Special
    $18.00

    Two Better Balance Hot Dogs in a bun, with grilled onion, mustard and relish.

  • TiNDLE Chicken Tenders
    TiNDLE Chicken Tenders
    $18.00

    Four TiNDLE Tenders served with homemade fries with ranch and side of garlic kale.

  • Oyster Mushroom Sandwich
    Oyster Mushroom Sandwich
    $19.00

    Organic Fried Oyster Mushroom, Brioche Bun, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, Awesome Sauce and Side of Fries [SF]

CAN I STILL ORDER FROM KIDS MENU EVEN THO I AM OVER 12? KALE NO!

  • Kids Quesadillas
    Kids Quesadillas
    $6.00

    Cheddar or Mozzarella in Corn Tortillas [GF, SF]

  • Kids Burger
    Kids Burger
    $12.00

    Beyond Patty, Cheddar Cheese, Side of Fries [SF]

  • Kids Veggie Plate
    Kids Veggie Plate
    $7.00

    Choice of 3 Raw Veggies Served with Ranch Carrots, Broccoli, Kale, Mushroom, Tomato, Red Peppers [GF, SF]

SIDE CHICK:

  • Broccoli
    Broccoli
    $4.00
  • Black Beans
    Black Beans
    $3.00
  • Garlic Kale Yeah
    Garlic Kale Yeah
    $5.00

IT'S OK GUAC, I'M EXTRA TOO:

  • Ranch
    Ranch
    $1.00
  • Caesar Dressing
    Caesar Dressing
    $1.00
  • Awesome Sauce
    Awesome Sauce
    $1.00
  • Garlic Aioli
    Garlic Aioli
    $1.00
  • Buffalo Sauce
    Buffalo Sauce
    $1.00
  • BBQ Sauce
    BBQ Sauce
    $1.00
  • Chipotle Aioli
    Chipotle Aioli
    $1.00
  • Mediterranean Vinaigrette
    Mediterranean Vinaigrette
    $1.00
  • Chips
    Chips
    $2.00
  • Pita Bread
    Pita Bread
    $3.00
  • Guacamole - Side
    Guacamole - Side
    $3.00
  • Pico De Gallo Side
    Pico De Gallo Side
    $3.00
  • Nacho Cheese Side
    Nacho Cheese Side
    $3.00

STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS DESSERTS:

  • Cheesecake
    Cheesecake
    $13.00

    Yes, it is vegan! :)

  • Dessert Nachos
    Dessert Nachos
    $9.00
  • Planty Scoop Vanilla Ice Cream Cup
    Planty Scoop Vanilla Ice Cream Cup
    $5.00
  • Pie Pie My Darling
    Pie Pie My Darling
    $12.00

    Cake Slice of the Month - new flavor every month.

UNDER THE CURRENT GUIDELINES YOUR MILKSHAKE IS ONLY PERMITTED TO BRING 10 BOYS TO THE YARD, MAX:

No modifying for smoothies, even the smallest adjustment will take you to international waters where you can build your own smoothie or shake from ingredients offered below.
  • Japan
    Japan
    $10.00

    Pineapple, Banana, Kale with Oat Milk

  • Puerto Rico
    Puerto Rico
    $10.00

    Vanilla Ice Cream, Pineapple, Banana with Oat Milk and Chocolate on Top

  • Americano
    Americano
    $10.00

    Created by Noah Schnapp - TBH Chocolate Hazelnut Spread - Banana, Pineapple, Oat Milk

  • Philippines
    Philippines
    $10.00

    Dragon Fruit, Mango, Pineapple, Banana with Oat Milk

  • Lebanon
    Lebanon
    $10.00

    Peach, Banana, Carrot with Oat Milk

  • Kenya
    Kenya
    $10.00

    Strawberry, Banana with Oat Milk

  • New Zealand
    New Zealand
    $10.00

    Kiwi, Blackberries, Blueberries, Strawberries, Banana with Oat Milk

  • Brazil
    Brazil
    $10.00

    Espresso Powder, Chocolate, Banana with Oat Milk

  • Yugoslavia
    Yugoslavia
    $10.00

    Raspberry, Blackberry, Strawberries, Peach with Oat Milk

  • International Waters
    International Waters
    $12.00

    Build Your Own Smoothie

WE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE A SECRET MENU:

  • Elote
    Elote
    $7.00
  • Little Bit of Everything
    Little Bit of Everything
    $59.00

    2 Empanadas, 2 tequeños, 2 macballs, 2 sliders (veggie or beyond), 8oz of buffalo wings, 3oz ajvar, served with ranch. If you select extra people an extra item will be added per each person.

THIRST TRAP

  • ORGANIC COLD PRESS JUICE
    ORGANIC COLD PRESS JUICE
    $10.00Out of stock

    All organic and natural ingredients: KALE, APPLE, PINEAPPLE and GINGER. This juice is one of the healthiest things your body can consume.

  • Organic Hand Crafted Local Kombucha 12oz - NEW
    Organic Hand Crafted Local Kombucha 12oz - NEW
    $7.00
  • Lemonade - Different Flavors
    Lemonade - Different Flavors
    $6.00
  • Limeade - Different Flavors
    Limeade - Different Flavors
    $6.00
  • Celsius - Healthy Energy - Fat Burn
    Celsius - Healthy Energy - Fat Burn
    $5.00

    Healthy Energy, Burns Body Fat Great source of Vitamin B12 Orange Taste

  • Cup of Hot Chocolate
    Cup of Hot Chocolate
    $5.00Out of stock
  • Organic Hot Tea
    Organic Hot Tea
    $5.00
  • COFFEES
    COFFEES
    $4.00
  • Juice
    Juice
    $4.00
  • Can Pepsi
    Can Pepsi
    $3.00
  • Can Sprite
    Can Sprite
    $3.00
  • Can Lime Lacroix
    Can Lime Lacroix
    $3.00
  • Can Raspberry Cranberry Lacroix
    Can Raspberry Cranberry Lacroix
    $3.00
  • Boxed Water
    Boxed Water
    $3.00
  • Perrier
    Perrier
    $4.00

BRUNCH

Brunchin'

Brunch is now available every day all day long :) Enjoy.
  • Breakfast Burrito
    Breakfast Burrito
    $17.00

    Gluten free tortilla, tofu scramble, Black Beans, Corn, Kale, Pico de Gallo and Chipotle Aioli. Covered in hollandaise aioli with a side of rosemary potatoes.

  • Avocado Toast
    Avocado Toast
    $14.00

    Two slices of sourdough toast, fresh avocado, tomato, kale, and feta. Yes, it’s vegan!

  • Ajvar Toast
    Ajvar Toast
    $14.00

    Two slices of sourdough toast, ajvar, kale and red onion.

  • Chocolate Toast
    Chocolate Toast
    $14.00

    Two slices of sourdough toast, chocolate chickpea spread, banana, strawberries, chocolate syrup, powdered sugar, and whipped cream.

  • Combo Toasts - All 3
    Combo Toasts - All 3
    $19.00

    All 3 -One of Each

  • Fried Cauliflower and Waffles
    Fried Cauliflower and Waffles
    $19.00

    Sweet waffles, savory fried cauliflower wings, served with margarine, maple syrup, and buffalo sauce on the side.

  • Sweet Waffles
    Sweet Waffles
    $15.00

    Sweet waffles served with margarine, maple syrup and whipped cream. Add fruit for $1 each.

  • Tofu Scramble Plate
    Tofu Scramble Plate
    $17.00

    Tofu scramble with kale, tomato and mushrooms with a side of rosemary potatoes and sourdough toast.

  • Brunch Burger
    Brunch Burger
    $19.00

    Beyond or veggie patty, cheddar, pickles, tomato, onion, tofu scramble, and hollandaise aioli with a side of rosemary potatoes.

  • Pancakes and Sausages
    Pancakes and Sausages
    $18.00

    Three gluten free pancakes and two Beyond sausages. Served with margarine, and maple syrup.

  • Brunch Empanadas
    Brunch Empanadas
    $14.00

    Three Empanadas filled with cream cheese and guava.

  • Chilaquiles
    Chilaquiles
    $16.00

    Chips, pico, chipotle aioli, tofu scramble, parmesan, and lime.

  • Jackfruit Lox
    Jackfruit Lox
    $19.00

    Everything bagel, cream cheese, tomato, red onion, jackfruit, and a sprinkle of kale with a side of rosemary potatoes.

Brunchy Sides

  • Side of Rosemary Potatoes
    $5.00
  • Side of Beyond Sausage
    $7.00
  • Side Slice of Toast
    $3.00
  • Side of Avocado
    $3.00
  • Side of Jackfruit
    $4.00
  • Side of Fried Tofu
    $3.00
  • Side of Seitan
    $4.00

Brunch Sauces

  • Hollandaise Sauce
    $1.00
  • Maple Syrup
    $1.00
  • Chocolate Sauce
    $1.00
  • Butter
    $1.00

DRINKS

Beers +Ciders

  • Hard Cider
    $6.00
  • Carib Premium Lager
    $6.00
  • Bucket of Beer
    $20.00
  • Ginger Beer
    $5.00
  • Juicy IPA
    $7.00

Wine

  • House White Wine
    $11.00
  • House Red Wine
    $11.00
  • Bottle White Wine
    $33.00
  • Bottle Red Wine
    $33.00
  • Prosecco
    $12.00
  • Prosecco Bottle
    $42.00
  • NOZECO
    $10.00
  • NOZECO Bottle
    $40.00

Cocktails

  • Mojito
    $14.00
  • Pina Colada
    $14.00
  • Bloody Mary
    $14.00
  • Señora Margarita
    $14.00
  • Strawberry Daiquiri
    $14.00
  • Hard Breakfast Sangria
    $14.00
  • Mimosa
    $14.00
  • Bellini
    $14.00
  • Special
    $5.00

RETAIL

Merchandise

  • KMN Enamel Pin
    KMN Enamel Pin
    $10.00

    Here is an extra way to support us! Buy this enamel pin, wear it on your jacket so everyone knows you are with us! Thank you for everything you’re doing to make us keep going!

  • KMN Hoodie
    KMN Hoodie
    $45.00
  • KMN T-Shirt
    KMN T-Shirt
    $30.00
  • Kale My Flame Candles
    Kale My Flame Candles

    Kale My Flame candles are luxury vegan candles with complex fragrance notes that were carefully curated to evoke specific moods or emotions and have multiple layers that unfold as the candle burns. Due to the high-quality wax and craftsmanship, these candles have longer burn times compared to others. These are exclusive co-branded candles that were personalized and customized with the Kale My Name consumer in mind. Our candles will cast a warm glow and invigorating waves of scent in any room that will transform your space into a haven of luxury and comfort.

  • Kale Me All Night Fragrance
    Kale Me All Night Fragrance
    $75.00

    Unisex high quality eau de parfum with highest % of pure perfume essence. 100% clean and cruelty free with finest natural ingredients.

  • TBH Jar
    TBH Jar
    $14.95

    Nemanja Golubovic, CEO of Kale My Name, shared, “We are so excited to partner with Noah Schnapp and his TBH team. Since going vegan, I thought I would never have Nutella again, but [TBH] is a much cleaner, healthier, and less sugary version of it that I adore, so I’m super excited to introduce it to all of our Hungry Kales.”

  • VEGOUT Magazine
    VEGOUT Magazine
    $5.99
  • Fashion Magazine
    Fashion Magazine
    $3.00

Kale My Name Location and Ordering Hours

(872) 208-7125
3300 W Montrose Ave, Chicago, IL 60618
Closed • Opens Monday at 11AM
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