MEAN Sandwich Ballard

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Corned Beef Brisket braised tender & cut thick then griddled to order & topped with our shop-made mean yellow mustard, our pickled red cabbage & fresh picked mint on a butter griddled challah bun. A delicious "plot-twist" to your typical corned beef sandwich. **Single order of Salt-n-Pepa Skins & Ins included. Upgrades Available below. RELAX, we'll text you when your food is HOT and READY!

Chicken thighs buttermilk brined, dry dredged then deep fried & stuffed into a Banh Mi bun and dressed with our spicy Calabrian chili relish & topped with our shop-made pickles & HOT Lemon-Pepper mayo with shredded lettuce! **Single order of Salt-n-Pepa Skins & Ins included. Upgrades Available below. RELAX, we'll text you when your food is HOT and READY!

Two 1/4 pound Dry Aged Meatballs smashed flat & topped with American Cheese, our MEAN yellow mustard, our pickles, raw white onion & mayo on a butter griddled challah bun! **Single order of Salt-n-Pepa Skins & Ins included. Upgrades Available below. RELAX, we'll text you when your food is HOT and READY!

One 1/4 pound Dry Aged Meatball smashed flat & topped with American Cheese, our MEAN yellow mustard, our pickles, raw white onion & mayo on a butter griddled challah bun! **Single order of Salt-n-Pepa Skins & Ins included. Upgrades Available below. RELAX, we'll text you when your food is HOT and READY!

Our shop-made falafel, fried crispy & topped with harissa beets, lettuce & our own hummus, pickles & white sauce on a butter griddled challah bun! (Need it Dairy Free? Just ask, we'll sub tahini for our white sauce and griddle the bun in oil vs. butter.) **Single order of Salt-n-Pepa Skins & Ins included. Upgrades Available below. RELAX, we'll text you when your food is HOT and READY!

Spanish sardines wedged between fried lemons, cilantro. lettuce & our pickled celery root & Jalapeno slaw on a butter griddled challah bun with our Shop-Made Mean Yellow Mustard & COOL Lemon-Pepper mayo! **Single order of Salt-n-Pepa Skins & Ins included. Upgrades Available below. RELAX, we'll text you when your food is HOT and READY!

Shop-sliced Salami, Capicola, Ham & Provolone wrapped tight in a redwine-vinny soaked Banh Mi roll with Red Onion, Tomato, Salt, pepper, oregano & dressed shredded lettuce! **Single order of Salt-n-Pepa Skins & Ins included. Upgrades Available below. RELAX, we'll text you when your food is HOT and READY! (COLD and READY in this case :-)

Full order of our renowned Salt-n-Pepa skins. Potatoes baked, cooled, then cut in half with the centers scooped out, quartered and deep fried to a crispy deliciousness. Kosher Sea Salt and Shop Ground Fresh Black Pepper added.

Full order of our Salt-n-Pepa Skins smothered in our Buffalo Mayo made with Frank's Buffalo hot sauce with fresh cut green onion.

Full order of our Salt-n-Pepa skins with our shop-made white sauce, shop-made toasted spice mix, thick cut smoked bacon bits, pecorino cheese and fresh cut green onion.

Crisp iceberg wedge topped with Creamy "Cacio e Pepe" dressing (Cheese & Pepper), shop-made bacon bits and fresh cut green onion.

"Save room for a square of this. It’s made with day-old buns and has the perfect cinnamon-to-bread ratio. Ask them to toast it in the oven - or even better, take it home, bake it yourself, and make a franken-dessert with the four almost-empty pints of ice cream in the back of your freezer." - the infatuation

Enjoy the crisp and refreshing taste of Coca-Cola Original.

It's the one and only Diet Coke®. It's your everyday hero. your deliciously fizzy go-to companion. It might have a brand new look, but it's the same Diet Coke® you know and love. Oh yeah, and it's incredibly refreshing. Always.

As authentic as a vintage "I'm a Pepper®" tee, Dr Pepper is always original. A signature blend of 23 flavors makes every sip of Dr Pepper truly unique. There's nothing like a Dr Pepper.

A satisfying diet drink does exist! Diet Dr Pepper offers the same 23 flavors of regular Dr Pepper, without the calories. Try one today and enjoy the unbelievably satisfying taste.

Locally made in Port Angeles, WA this orange cream soda reminds me of the orange Flintstone's push-up popsicles I devoured as a kid.

Bedford's Ginger Beer is produced in small batches using traditional methods that incorporate the brewing and steeping of real ginger root. This process creates a distinctive and spicy ginger drink that is more flavorful than the mass produced brands commonly found on store shelves. Made with pure cane sugar.

A unique blend of cherries, wild cherry bark, and extracts of bourbon vanilla. Flavorful, sweet, tart.

Hints of vanilla extract, coffee, and chocolate result in a uniquely refreshing take on a classic creme soda.

A rich sassafras flavor derived from cinnamon, sweet birch, vanilla, and wintergreen oil.

Quench your thirst with the deliciously sweet, authentic taste of this Jarritos grapefruit soda. This naturally-flavored soda features a lightly carbonated fizz, and a true grapefruit aroma with a perfectly balanced tart and sweet flavor. It is made with real fruit flavors, real cane sugar, and is never made with high fructose corn syrup to deliver a clean, non-syrupy sweetness. Plus, it is naturally caffeine-free.

Quench your thirst with the deliciously sweet, authentic taste of this Jarritos lime soda. This naturally-flavored soda features a lightly carbonated fizz, citrus aroma, and a pleasantly sweetened, true lime flavor with a hint of tartness. It is made with real fruit flavors, real cane sugar, and is never made with high fructose corn syrup to deliver a clean, non-syrupy sweetness. Plus, it is naturally caffeine-free.

Quench your thirst with the deliciously sweet, authentic taste of this Jarritos pineapple soda. This soda features a lightly carbonated fizz, a tropical fruit aroma, and a sweet, perfectly ripe pineapple taste. It is made with real fruit flavors, real cane sugar, and is never made with high fructose corn syrup to deliver a clean, non-syrupy sweetness. Plus, it is naturally caffeine-free.

Quench your thirst with the deliciously sweet, authentic taste of this Jarritos tamarind soda. This naturally-flavored soda features a lightly carbonated fizz and a refreshingly sweet, mild tamarind flavor with notes of caramel and bitter orange. It is made with real fruit flavors, real cane sugar, and is never made with high fructose corn syrup to deliver a clean, non-syrupy sweetness. Plus, it is naturally caffeine-free.

Quench your thirst with the deliciously sweet, authentic taste of this Jarritos mandarin soda. This naturally-flavored soda features a strong fizz and a true-to-taste, tangy-sweet mandarin orange flavor. It is made with real fruit flavors, real cane sugar, and is never made with high fructose corn syrup to deliver a clean, non-syrupy sweetness. Plus, it is naturally caffeine-free.

Beer Flavored Beer.

This IPA gets its light silky texture from rolled oats. The flavor and aroma both express mandarin and citrus all around. Over five pounds of hops per barrel makes this IPA truly Bodhilicious. Gold medal winner in the American Style IPA category at the Great American Beer Festival in 2016!

With heavy grapefruit, citrus and resin in the nose, this light colored ale has minimal malt interference, giving the beer a clean finish without a cloying bitterness. Pronounced grapefruit and pine flavors with a faint verdant note. American-style Pale Ale gold medal winner at 2019 GABF.

pFriem’s Mexican Lager is a light and crisp reinvention that is brewed with malted barley and flaked maize, and aromas of orange blossom and a faraway Mexican beach. Like the lagers that inspired us, pFriem’s Mexican Lager will leave you wanting another, and another…

Pabst Blue Ribbon's Non-Alcoholic Lager is for those who like to enjoy the fine taste of Pabst Blue Ribbon without "some" of the side effects.

Classic. Clean. Crisp. With almost no residual sugar, this golden orange cider begins with notes of underripe peach that lend way to a dry, pleasantly tart finish.

Light. Crisp. Cultivated for their perfect balance of sweet and tart, Honeycrisp apples are the modern darling of pomme fruit. Vibrant, juicy, and apple-forward, Honeycrisp is delightfully aromatic and pleasantly crisp. Our Honeycrisp cider is like taking a bite of a fresh apple.

Rotating selection of Unsweetened Tea that I am able to source. :-)

A fan favorite, this brilliant blend of rosemary, mint, sage and green tea creates a distinctly smooth herbal flavor worth savoring.

Spindrift has taken this pink, tangy citrus fruit and added sparkle. We use real squeezed grapefruits, alongside touches of orange and lemon to highlight the flavor of the grapefruit. If you like eating grapefruits—we think you’ll love drinking Spindrift Grapefruit.

Spindrift squeezes more than five whole raspberries per can, along with freshly-squeezed lime juice, Raspberry Lime is one of the sweetest flavors in the Spindrift line-up. It’s also one of our most popular.

A sparkling mineral water sourced and bottled in Monterrey, Mexico since 1895. Topo Chico had always been known for the legend surrounding its origins. Today, it is one of the world's largest and best sparkling mineral water brands, with several flavors and packages sizes to satisfy even the most legendary thirst.

RED BULL GIVES YOU WINGS Inspired by functional drinks from the Far East, Dietrich Mateschitz founded Red Bull in the mid-1980s. He developed a new product and a unique marketing concept and launched Red Bull Energy Drink on April 1, 1987 in Austria. A brand new product category - Energy Drinks - was born. WHEN TO DRINK Red Bull is appreciated worldwide by top athletes, busy professionals, college students and travelers on long journeys. WHAT'S INSIDE THE CAN Always check can labels for most updated product ingredient values. Some values declared on labels may vary slightly depending on production locations. Caffeine: Caffeine was widely used by ancient civilizations. It was traditionally consumed from natural sources like tea, coffee, cacao beans and cola nuts and appreciated for its stimulating effects on the human body. B-group vitamins: Vitamins are essential micronutrients that are required for maintaining normal body functions.

LIMITED EDITION! American Apparel Hoodie with handsewn Mean Sandwich lettering on the front and a handsewn Mean Sandwich patch on the back shoulder!

Classic Black Yupoong Adult Unisex 5-Panel Trucker Cap (snapback) with the Mean Sandwich Crest patch sewn onto the front.

Gold Lamé!!!! What else do I have to say? Gold Metallic Neoprene Koozie to keep your hands warm while drinks your cold beverages!

LIMITED EDITION! Classic Champion Baseball Tee with a custom MEAN design by owner Dan on the front. Including, Tommy Lee Bones, Ol' Pete, and brothers Ben and Dan! Made with soft, breathable 100% cotton, this tee provides exceptional comfort and durability. Loaded with extra construction details that will keep up with even the most demanding sandwich eaters!

LIMITED EDITION! Black Satin Varsity Jacket with snap button front and embroidered MEAN mouth on the front and embroidered MEAN SANDWICH on the back.