Modern Times [North Park] Flavordome
PACKAGED BEVERAGE
LAGER
- MT Pils - 19.2oz$3.50
Making a truly excellent lager is no easy journey. We’ve spent years ascending the steep and treacherous inclines of pilsner-craft, fine-tuning our approach until we finally arrived at what you now hold in your hand: the glorious summit. Delicate aromas of noble hops precede an impossibly crisp, transcendently refreshing beverage, meticulously layerd with Saaz and Tettnang hops and virtually guaranteed to make you say something to the effect of, “Hey, this is pretty good.” Enjoy, friend. ABV: 4.8%
- MT Pils-6PK$13.00
Making a truly excellent lager is no easy journey. We’ve spent years ascending the steep and treacherous inclines of pilsner-craft, fine-tuning our approach until we finally arrived at what you now hold in your hand: the glorious summit. Delicate aromas of noble hops precede an impossibly crisp, transcendently refreshing beverage, meticulously layerd with Saaz and Tettnang hops and virtually guaranteed to make you say something to the effect of, “Hey, this is pretty good.” Enjoy, friend. ABV: 4.8%
IPA
- Dungeon Map-6PK$14.00
This spectacle of West Coast IPA wizardry was lavished with massive quantities of Nelson, Strata, Mosaic and Centennial hops. Together, this quartet of lupulin-laden stunners yields a soul-stirring symphony of citrus, stone fruit and tropical character with just enough pleasantly snappy bitterness to really stick the landing. We're pretty psyched about it; we think you might be, too. ABV: 7.2%
- Green Futures - 6PK$10.00
This transcendently refreshing Hazy IPA started with a base of pilsner malt and some flaked and malted oats. Then we hopped the bejeezus out of it with Nelson, Amarillo, and Strata hops yielding a ridiculously tasty beverage with notes of pineapple, candied berries, and honeydew, along with a touch of bitterness in the finish to tie the whole thing together. 6.8% ABV - 6PK of 12oz Cans
- OMG Hazy IPA - 19.2oz Can$4.25
Appearance: Hazy Pale Gold Aroma: Orange, Mango, Pink Guava Flavor: Juicy, Hoppy, Medium Bodied Hop Profile: Loral Cryo, El Dorado, Citra Cryo, Mandarina 19.2 oz Single Can
- Orderville - 19.2oz Can$4.25
This magnificent IPA blends the fruit-forward character of Mosaic hops with resinous stickiness from a mélange of dank hops. 7.2% ABV
- Orderville-4PK$13.00
This magnificent IPA blends the fruit-forward character of Mosaic hops with resinous stickiness from a mélange of dank hops. 7.2% ABV
- Radiant Glow - 6PK$10.00
Brewed with Mosaic, Citra, HBC 630, and Columbus hops, this juicy, crushable Hazy Ale is bursting with bright and fruity hop aromatics, with notes of citrus, tropical fruit, and a hint of pine. Pair it with a sunset and prepare to glow. 4.6% ABV 6pk of 12oz Cans
- Space Ways - 6PK$13.00
This delectable Hazy IPA is packed to the brim with mountains of Nelson, Citra, and Simcoe hops, yielding a brilliant profile replete with mango, nectarine, and bright lime-zest character. Prepare your flavor receptacles for an astonishing thrill ride through a garden of tropical delights. ABV 6.7% 6pk of 12oz Cans
FRUITY/MIXED CULTURE
- Fruitlands Passionfruit Guava - 6PK$13.00
6PK of 12oz Cans - The sour, salty base beer lays down the refreshment, while a heavy dose of passion fruit & guava turns it into a wall-to-wall tropical fruit fiesta. 4.8% ABV
- Pineapple Mana Wheat - 6PK$13.00
Maui Gold pineapple gives sweet aroma to this smooth-bodied, tropical brew Appearance: Light gold with a slight wheat haze Aroma: Sweet and fruity Flavor: Sweet and mellow with modest tartness ABV: 5.5% | 6pk of 12oz Cans
STOUT/BARLEYWINE
- Black House-4PK$12.00
An oatmeal coffee stout positively redolent with house-roasted coffee aroma & flavor. 5.8% ABV
- Chaos Grid : The Penultimate Course - 22oz$32.50
Remember Chaos Grid: The Final Course? It was built to be The One Pastry Stout to Rule Them All. Remember Chaos Grid: The Final Final Course? It was a one-upper, built to rival the first release, and in doing so, took bronze at the Great American Beer Festival! Ok, now say “Hi!” to Chaos Grid: The Penultimate Course. The thought here is that we are climbing a ladder that leads to Pastry Stout Singularity, and this is one step away from that. Built from a blend of Beastmaster in Elias Butte 14 Year, Dragon Mask in Ethereal Mound 30 Year, Altar of the Orc Lord in Ethereal Mound, and Mega Devil’s Teeth in Elias Butte 18 Year Bourbon Barrels aged 41-47 months, we added a huge hit of Toasted and Macaroon Coconut, Dominican Cocoa Nibs, Toasted Almond Pieces, Ugandan Vanilla, and Shadow Party Dark Roast Coffee. It's pure candy bar, with huge layers of milk chocolate and Almond Joy. 13.8% ABV • 22oz
- Monsters' Park aged in Peach Brandy Barrels Cobbler Vibes - 22oz$32.50
We took a batch of Monsters’ Park that had been aging for 42 months in Peach Brandy Barrels, then treated it to Brown Sugar, Cinnamon Sticks, Graham Cracker Crumbs, Vanilla, and a heap of Blueberries; some of these berries were high-quality concentrate, and some were cooked down in the Special Projects oven for maximum sticky jam impact. The beer turned out ridiculously awesome, with tons of dark fruit, blueberry, and baking spice notes that swirl around your palate. 14.7% ABV • 22oz
COFFEE
- Black House Blend Cold Brew-12oz Can$4.00
Black House coffee blend is a mix of a Natural Ethiopia (fruit, berries, brightness) and Sumatra (cocoa, caramel, earth).
- Nitro Idea Machine-12oz Can$5.00
This fantastic nitro cold brew blend is an amalgamation of Latin American coffees, converging to form one magnificently decadent brew. It’s chocolaty, it’s velvety, it's creamy, and it’s all kinds of smooth. Should you be looking for a decidedly luscious foot on which to start your next few hours, you’ve found it, friend. TASTING NOTES: MILK CHOCOLATE TOFFEE MEDIUM-BODIED
- SO Ethiopia - 12oz Can$5.00
This installment in our storied single-origin cold brew series is a washed-process coffee from Ethiopia. This caffeinated marvel sports an utterly delightful amalgam of raspberry and floral, and is virtually guaranteed to make even the most tedious of morning activities infinitely tolerable. Enjoy, friends. 12oz Can Cold Brew Coffee
- BA Costa Rica Romelia - 8oz Bag$23.00
Barrel-Aged 1.5 Months • Bourbon Character: Medium TASTING NOTES: MANGO • SIMPLE SYRUP • TOASTED OAK This barrel-aged gem comes to us from the Palmichal region bordering the historic zone of Tarrazú in Costa Rica. We aged the washed process beans for 1.5 months in bourbon barrels, yielding a character bursting with notes of mango, simple syrup, and toasted oak. We’re really digging this one, and we’re pretty psyched for you to join the party. 8oz Bag of Whole Beans
- Black House Blend - 12oz Bag$18.00
Black House coffee blend is a mix of a Natural Ethiopia (fruit, berries, brightness) and Sumatra (cocoa, caramel, earth). This mocha java-style blend is the same coffee we use in Black House, our year-round oatmeal coffee stout. 12oz of whole bean radness, roasted fresh at our brewery. Recommended preparation method: pour over or cold brew.
- Dripping Sun Blend - 12oz Bag$20.00
- Idea Machine - 12oz Bag$17.00
This mind-blowingly fantastic blend is an amalgamation of Latin American wunderkinds which converge for one magnificently decadent brew. The resulting cup is medium-bodied, with an extremely chocolate-forward profile complemented by subtler notes of delicious toffee. Should you be looking for a decidedly luscious foot on which to start your day, you’ve found it, friend.
- Midnight Showing Half-Caff Blend - 12oz Bag$20.00
PROCESS STYLE: WASHED HALF-CAFF BLEND TASTING NOTES: ROASTED HAZELNUT • BROWN SUGAR • GRAHAM CRACKER Step into the golden age of coffee refinement with our Midnight Showing Half-Caff Blend. Perfect for that intermission between dinner and your favorite film, we blended two fantastic single origin coffees to give you just the right boost to dive into leisure time. Don’t miss this ensemble of roasted hazelnut, brown sugar, and graham cracker flavor – coming to a cup near you. 12oz BAG of WHOLE BEANS
- Shadow Party Dark Roast - 12oz Bag$19.00
This dark, decadent delight sings with roasty notes of bittersweet chocolate, all ensconced in a satisfyingly full-bodied mouthfeel. It’s our take on a classic roast profile, and we’re delighted to be able to share it with you.
- SO Colombia Sierra Nevada - 12oz Bag$20.00
Process Style: Washed Tasting Notes: CHERRY • CARAMEL • FRUIT LEATHER This massively tasty coffee arrives to us courtesy of the Anei cooperative in the Sierra Nevada region of Colombia, where this group has been producing high-quality organic coffee since 1995. Grown between 1500-2100 meters above sea level, these washed-process single origin beans yield a seriously tasty cup with notes of cherry, caramel, and fruit leather. 12oz BAG, WHOLE BEAN
- Steady Hand Decaf - 12oz Bag$20.00
This Guatemalan marvel was sun-dried and decaffeinated via a solution of concentrated coffee solubles that extract the caffeine without affecting the distinct flavor profile of the coffee. It’s like magic, but it’s science. Roasted and brewed, these amazing beans yield a cup with decadent flavors of cherry, dark chocolate, & shortbread cookie that may cause you to immediately restructure your concept of decaf.
MERCH
ACCESSORIES
- Koozie - MT Brown/Yellow/Orange$3.50
- MT Fanny Pack$17.50Out of stock
Whether you wear it around your waist or across your chest like a sweet bandolier, this dauntingly sexy fanny pack will totally carry your stuff, although we don’t guarantee that it will hold all the compliments your receive.
- Pet - Plush Dog Toy Can$19.00Out of stock
Fact: Your doggo is the best doggo. These absurdly fresh dog toys instantly increase your pup’s happiness while conveniently broadcasting your love of exceptional beverages. Win/win.
- Pet - Retro Dog Bandana$10.00
Whether you plan to shield your forehead, neck, hair-do, or adorn your furry friend, rest assured you'll be doing so in style with this impossibly chic retro-inspired bandana.
- Tin Tacker - Narwhal$25.00
This tin tacker has been known to spruce up walls, add visual intrigue, and even occasionally grant wishes.
- Tote-Be Excellent$4.00
- Beanie - Green/Tan$18.00
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- Hat - Trucker (Loden/Black)$28.75
Stylish trucker hat with Modern Times patch
- Hat - Trucker (White/Yellow/Blue)$28.75
Stylish trucker hat with Modern Times patch
- Sticker-Be Excellent$1.00
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- Tee Shirt - 10th Anniversary Shirt-XS$21.75
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- Tee Shirt - 10th Anniversary Shirt-SM$21.75
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- Tee Shirt - 10th Anniversary Shirt-MD$21.75
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- Tee Shirt - 10th Anniversary Shirt-LG$21.75
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- Tee Shirt - 10th Anniversary Shirt-XL$21.75
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- Tee Shirt - 10th Anniversary Shirt-2XL$22.75
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- Unisex Shirt-Black Logo XS$21.75
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- Tee Shirt - MT Logo (Blue) {Unisex S}$21.75
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- Tee Shirt - Coffee + Beer "Best Friends" Unisex XS$28.75
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- Tee Shirt - Coffee + Beer "Best Friends" Unisex LG$28.75Out of stock
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- Tee Shirt - Coffee + Beer "Best Friends" Unisex XL$28.75
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- Tee Shirt - Coffee + Beer "Best Friends" Unisex 2XL$29.75
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- Tee Shirt - Coffee + Beer "Best Friends" Unisex 3XL$29.75
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- Tee Shirt - Tennis Club XS$28.75
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- 80's Lightweight Grey Pullover - XL$48.00Out of stock
Impress friends and strangers alike with this ridiculously comfortable and stylish sweatshirt. *Unisex*
- 80's Lightweight Grey Pullover - 2XL$49.00Out of stock
Impress friends and strangers alike with this ridiculously comfortable and stylish sweatshirt. *Unisex*
- 80's Lightweight Grey Pullover - 3XL$49.00Out of stock
Impress friends and strangers alike with this ridiculously comfortable and stylish sweatshirt. *Unisex*
- Be Excellent Raglan Hoodie - S$52.75Out of stock
These raglan hoodies feature one of our all-time favorite phrases, breathtakingly rendered by one of our all-time favorite typographical wizards, Simon Walker. Wear it, do what it says. *Unisex*
- Be Excellent Raglan Hoodie - M$52.75Out of stock
These raglan hoodies feature one of our all-time favorite phrases, breathtakingly rendered by one of our all-time favorite typographical wizards, Simon Walker. Wear it, do what it says. *Unisex*
- Be Excellent Raglan Hoodie - L$52.75Out of stock
These raglan hoodies feature one of our all-time favorite phrases, breathtakingly rendered by one of our all-time favorite typographical wizards, Simon Walker. Wear it, do what it says. *Unisex*
- Be Excellent Raglan Hoodie - XL$52.75Out of stock
These raglan hoodies feature one of our all-time favorite phrases, breathtakingly rendered by one of our all-time favorite typographical wizards, Simon Walker. Wear it, do what it says. *Unisex*
- Be Excellent Raglan Hoodie - 2XL$53.75
These raglan hoodies feature one of our all-time favorite phrases, breathtakingly rendered by one of our all-time favorite typographical wizards, Simon Walker. Wear it, do what it says. *Unisex*
Tee Shirt - MT Logo (Blue) {Unisex S}
Our shirts are lovingly (and locally) screened on 100% luxurious cotton tees produced by American Apparel. We dare you to not look amazing while wearing our gorgeous logo.
GLASSWARE
- Mug-Pick Me Up$10.00
- Mug - Gold & Glass$15.00Out of stock
This luxuriously weighty glass mug is the crown jewel of hot beverage receptacles. It will lift your daily caffeinated ritual to the highest echelon of leisure, as well as inspire lust and envy in anyone within viewing distance. Do Not Microwave | Hand Wash Only
- Glass - 16oz Willi Becher Green Script/Flower Pattern$9.00
16oz Willi Becher style glass with beautiful 'floral' pattern and script logo in an aqua blue/green.
- Glass - 4oz Taster w/ 2oz line 10th Anniversary$2.00
- Glass-16oz Nonic Pint (Big Yikes)$9.00Out of stock
This 16oz nonic glass features Big Yikes’ can artwork and the Modern Times logo in full color. Prepare to experience unparalleled refreshment.
- Glass-16oz Nonic Pint (Pause for Effect)$9.00Out of stock
- Glass-Liquid Motion Tulip$12.00
Behold, the unbridled elegance of the Liquid Motion tulip glass. 16oz oh gold-gilded elegance awaits your most cherished beverages, and it's virtually guaranteed to ensure the classiest of drinking experiences.
- Glass-March Radness$3.00
- Glass-Modern Times Belgian 10oz$8.00
10oz Modern Times Belgian taster glass
- Glass-Script Pub$4.25
- Mug-Swirl Tumbler$24.75
Slay your thirst and your friends with this impossibly stylish on-the-go beverage bottle. Shoot water (or whatever liquid you desire) into your face at high velocity and unmatched levels of animal magnetism.