
Modern Times [Lomaland] Lomaland Fermentorium
PACKAGED BEVERAGE
LAGER
IPA

Business Oracle - 4PK
Packed to the brim with Nelson, Mosaic, and Citra hops, this majestic double IPA is an artfullyconducted symphony with aromas of lychee, guava, and tropical fruit, and just enough acidity to bring the whole shebang in for a landing with nary a bump. Taste the future again, for the first time.
Complicated Patterns-6PK
This west coast DIPA has a fantastic hop bill. It features Mosaic most prominently, with Centennial, Chinook, and Simcoe giving it some truly classic west coast IPA bite. It's piney, citrusy, tropical, and far too drinkable. 8% ABV

Dungeon Map-6PK
This spectacle of West Coast IPA wizardry was lavished with massive quantities of Nelson, Strata, Mosaic and Centennial hops. Together, this quartet of lupulin-laden stunners yields a soul-stirring symphony of citrus, stone fruit and tropical character with just enough pleasantly snappy bitterness to really stick the landing. We're pretty psyched about it; we think you might be, too. ABV: 7.2%

Hello Grapefruit-6pk
This unrelentingly crushable can of awesome is what happens when you take a crisp, liberally dry-hopped session India Pale Ale and stack it to the rafters with bright, delectable grapefruit. A glorious profusion of cirtus intermingles with hop notes of mango and passion fruit, underscored by just enough of a malt backbone to tie the room together. If you enjoy things that taste amazing, we feel pretty confident that you’re going to enjoy this. 5% ABV

MT 10 - 4PK
9% ABV • 4 x 16oz Cans NOTES: PINEAPPLE, STONE FRUIT, CITRUS DESCRIPTION: Our Anniversary Double IPA is brewed once a year and usually features hops that we are excited about - This year we feature a hazy juice bomb, packed with BRU-1 Hops (Pineapple, Stone Fruits), Citra Incognito (Intense Citrus), HBC 1019, (Experimental Variety, Citrus, Tropical Fruits), and SPECTRUM® Citra Hops, an experimental, 100% hop material liquid that is meant to capture an entire spectrum of hop flavor. This beer is juicy, hazy, super easy to drink, and insanely aromatic.

Orderville-4PK
This magnificent IPA blends the fruit-forward character of Mosaic hops with resinous stickiness from a mélange of dank hops. 7.2% ABV

Trend Laser-6PK
We thought it’d be a pretty good idea to load massive amounts of Strata, Vic Secret, & Amarillo hops into this hazy marvel. Turns out, we were totally right. This singularly delicious IPA is pillowy soft, with resounding notes of ripe, juicy peach and tropical fruit. Prepare to be delighted. 6.5% ABV
FRUITY/MIXED CULTURE

Desert Chiller - 750ml
Sour Ale with Pineapple and Orange Added 5.7% ABV • 750ML NOTES: CITRUS, SOUR, TROPICAL DESCRIPTION: This refreshing beverage is made from Galactic Filaments (A funky Witbier aged in Oak Puncheons), and allowed to rest on a bed of Pineapple and Orange puree for an extended time. The result is lots of nuanced fruit, citrus, and a nice balance of acidity to make you want another sip.

Forest of Sight - 750ml
5.8% ABV • 750ML NOTES: JAMMY, BERRY, SOUR DESCRIPTION: About a year or so ago, we bought 924 lbs of Black Raspberries directly from Decker Farms for a planned one-off Kettle Sour (Gravity Hammer). Through a series of events, we decided to hold off on that brew and were suddenly left with a tremendous amount of amazing, super fresh berries. We decided to rack off a little bit of funky, mixed culture Saison from one of our Foeders (large oak tanks) and just make an insanely over the top funky berry creation. The result is a crimson red beer, pouring almost like a Lambrusco wine. The taste continues into wine territory, with ample tannins and lots of juicy berry jammy notes. Sweet berry wine, indeed.

Fruitlands Passionfruit Guava-4PK
The sour, salty base beer lays down the refreshment, while a heavy dose of passion fruit & guava turns it into a wall-to-wall tropical fruit fiesta. 4.8% ABV

Fruitlands Sangria-4PK
We brewed this luscious rendition of Fruitlands with a bountiful melody of fruits, including grape, blackberry, black currant, orange, and lime. The result is brimming with big fruit, a rich berry medley, and citrus aromas. Prepare yourself for zesty tartness and some serious party punch. 4.8% ABV
STOUT/BARLEYWINE

Beastmaster Aged in Sherry Barrels-22oz
We aged this version of our highly adaptable Imperial Stout for a glorious 10 months in high quality Sherry Barrels, emerging from its extended stay sporting a delightful complexity with notes of dried fruit, oak and caramel. It’s a singularly luxurious beverage experience that’s best enjoyed in your finest silk robe.

Black House-4PK
An oatmeal coffee stout positively redolent with house-roasted coffee aroma & flavor. 5.8% ABV

Chaos Grid Aged in Bovine Outline Barrels - 22oz
Imperial Stout Blend aged in Bourbon Barrels 13.4% ABV • 22oz NOTES: COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MACADAMIA DESCRIPTION: Chaos Grid is our ongoing Barrel Aged Beer Blend that is never the same; always a new blend of different barrel-aged beer stock. This rendition is Dragon Mask, Infinity Gauntlet, Mega Devil's Teeth, and Modem, all aged for at least 2-3 years. Yeah, some serious oak time on those. The resulting blend is a hulking Bourbon monster. Bourbon always brings a ton of caramel, brown sugar, and toffee notes, so expect those in abundance.

Chaos Grid Aged in Schmillett Barrels-22oz
This iteration of our ever evolving blend of imperial stouts was aged in premium Schmillet Barrels for a whopping 26 months, giving it plenty of time to soak up an astoundingly opulent oak character. The result is a lavishly liquid mouthfeel ensconced in rich caramelly bourbon, hints of toffee and chocolate, with a pleasantly intriguing spice on the finish. Your tastebuds will thank you.

Lava Tones-22oz
Taking inspiration from our new 'Ohana over in Hawaii, we made this island-themed imperial stout by taking a blend of imperial stouts aged in bourbon barrels, then we added Oahu-Grown small estate vanilla beans, Okinawa black sugar, and Mexican cocoa nibs. The result is a nuanced mix of layered dessert flavors with notes of rich honey and baker’s chocolate. We think you’ll agree that it lives up to its name.

Mega Devil's Teeth: Double R Edition-22oz
Transcend time and find yourself in the Double R Cafe. Inspired by a certain, spooky crime drama from the early '90s and meticulously crafted from a few select batches of Mega Devil's Teeth Imperial Stout aged for about 16-24 months in bourbon barrels. Infused with Black House Blend Coffee, sweet cherry, graham cracker crumbs, and vanilla. This is a damn fine cup of imperial stout. It absolutely rips with notes of sweet dessert cherry, roasty coffee, pie crust, and some very nice bourbon barrel character.

Monsters' Park Aged in Bourbon Barrels w/ Vanilla 2023 - 22oz
Imperial Stout Aged in Bourbon Barrels with Vanilla Added 14.2% ABV • 22oz NOTES: VANILLA, BOURBON, RICH DESCRIPTION: Monsters' Park Vanilla has become a staple of our barrel-aged program – and for a good reason. Alone, Monsters' Park is a Stout's Stout, embodying a deep roast, solid backbone and rich ganache. Couple that with the warm, smooth qualities of premium vanilla beans, and you have nothing less than a certified banger. Aged at least 26 months and up to 3 years in Ethereal Mound and Elias Butte 13-year Bourbon Barrels, the base beer was solid as a rock. But to make this year's rendition even more luxurious, we added 5 varietals of premium Vanilla (Hawaii Laie, Tanzania Kilimanjaro, Indonesia Sumatra, Comoros Grande, and Ugandan). The result is astounding. Huge classic vanilla in the aroma, followed by strong bourbon, dark cherry, and baker’s cocoa notes with a pleasant heat that carries through to the finish.

Neutron Symphony 2023-22oz
It’s back! Made for the very first-time last year, this Wheat Wine boasts an exceptionally high proportion of wheat in the grain bill and was aged for an extended time in Bourbon Barrels. The result is a belovedl beverage that is ultra-smooth, with notes of toffee and biscuit, underscored by a nice oak presence. It’s real good.

Submersible City-4PK
Chocolate, caramel, coconut. This totally lovely stout is nice and roasty, with the perfect amount of toasted coconut to bring the whole thing in for a perfect landing. We think you're going to dig it.
COFFEE

Black House Blend Cold Brew-12oz Can
Black House coffee blend is a mix of a Natural Ethiopia (fruit, berries, brightness) and Sumatra (cocoa, caramel, earth).

Idea Machine Nitro Cold Brew-12 oz Can
This fantastic nitro cold brew blend is an amalgamation of Latin American coees, converging to form one magnificently decadent brew. It’s chocolaty, it’s velvety, it's creamy, and it’s all kinds of smooth. Should you be looking for a decidedly luscious foot on which to start your next few hours, you’ve found it, friend.

Neon Canopy-12oz Can

Secret Beach Cold Brew-12oz Can
This year's summer blend is 50% Tanzania Lyenga, and 50% Ethiopia Chelchele. It's an absolutely magical combo of exceptional washed-process beans, yielding bright, refreshing notes of pink lemonade & dried apricot that couldn't be more perfect for hot weather.

SO Columbia -12oz Can
Within the confines of this elegant 12oz can is a coffee of jaw-dropping delectability. Grown in the high-altitude, bean-friendly climes of Colombia's Tolima & Huila regions and roasted by our coffee sorcerers in San Diego, this liquid beacon of caffeinated excellence sashays onto the palate with notes of rich chocolate and red fruit, followed by just enough citrus to really tie the whole thing together. If you're ready to elevate your day to new heights of radness, we'd highly recommend cracking one of these bad boys open post-haste. 12oz Can

BA Burundi Migoti Hill - 8oz Bag
NOTES: PLUM - BLACK TEA - BOURBON This already-stellar Burundi coffee was further escalated in radness by our coffee team via a prolonged stay in fragrant, oaky bourbon barrels. The end result is a cup with notes of plum, black tea, and a bourbon finish that mingle together in the most glorious of fashions. Prepare to be intensely satisfied.
BA Mexico Zongolica - 8oz Bag

BA Sherry El Salvador - 8oz
COFFEE STYLE: Sherry Barrel Aged El Salvador Coffee 8oz Whole Bean Coffee NOTES: TROPICAL FRUIT - CANDIED ORANGE - PORT WINE DESCRIPTION: Prepare your face for a barrage of unrelenting deliciousness of the caffeinated variety. We snagged some seriously outstanding single origin El Salvador El Cascajal beans and barrel-aged them to perfection in Sherry barrels. The post-roast result is a cup brimming with notes of tropical fruit, candied orange, and port wine. Enjoy, friend.

Black House Blend - 12oz Bag
Black House coffee blend is a mix of a Natural Ethiopia (fruit, berries, brightness) and Sumatra (cocoa, caramel, earth). This mocha java-style blend is the same coffee we use in Black House, our year-round oatmeal coffee stout. 12oz of whole bean radness, roasted fresh at our brewery. Recommended preparation method: pour over or cold brew.

Diamond Disco 10th Anniversary - 8oz Bag
This glorious 50/50 convergence of two exceptionally dope coffees, El Salvador and Kenya, was created to celebrate our 10th Anniversary. These caffeinated gems combine powers to create an outrageously tasty coffee with candied pineapple, strawberry lemonade and simple syrup notes that are absolutely dynamite in concert. 8oz Bag - Whole Bean
Dripping Sun Blend - 12oz Bag

Idea Machine - 12oz Bag
This mind-blowingly fantastic blend is an amalgamation of Latin American wunderkinds which converge for one magnificently decadent brew. The resulting cup is medium-bodied, with an extremely chocolate-forward profile complemented by subtler notes of delicious toffee. Should you be looking for a decidedly luscious foot on which to start your day, you’ve found it, friend.
Nibble Chocolate & Java Argopuro Set
Nibble Dark Chocolate Coffee Bar

Secret Beach - 12oz Bag
TASTING NOTES: PINEAPPLE - WHITE GRAPE - FRESH STRAWBERRY We feel fairly confident in declaring that year’s summer blend sets a new standard in caffeinated seasonal magic. A masterful intermingling of 50% Washed Ethiopia Kayon Mountain, 25% Washed Rwanda Nyakibanda, and 25% Natural Ethiopia Guracho, this little number is bursting with notes of pineapple, white grape, and fresh strawberry. It makes a ridiculously good cold brew, as well as a stellar pour-over. We’d encourage you to try both. 12oz Bag

Shadow Party Dark Roast - 12oz Bag
This dark, decadent delight sings with roasty notes of bittersweet chocolate, all ensconced in a satisfyingly full-bodied mouthfeel. It’s our take on a classic roast profile, and we’re delighted to be able to share it with you.

SO El Salvador El Cascajal - 12oz Bag
NOTES: SUGAR CANE- PINEAPPLE- BRIGHT These single origin beans hail from the family-owned Finca La Esperanza farm in El Salvador. Grown at 1,600 meters above sea level, the coffee is hand-picked only when perfectly ripe before being processed using a natural method. Post-roast, these beans yield a bright cup with pineapple and sugar cane notes. It’s really, really tasty and we can’t wait for you to try it.
SO Java Argopuro - 8oz Bag

SO Kenya Kiamygumo Peaberry - 12oz Bag
FIG • BLACK TEA • EARTHY 12oz Bag

Steady Hand Decaf - 12oz Bag
This Guatemalan marvel was sun-dried and decaffeinated via a solution of concentrated coffee solubles that extract the caffeine without affecting the distinct flavor profile of the coffee. It’s like magic, but it’s science. Roasted and brewed, these amazing beans yield a cup with decadent flavors of cherry, dark chocolate, & shortbread cookie that may cause you to immediately restructure your concept of decaf.
MERCH
ACCESSORIES

Bandana - Whirl
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Headband

Koozie

Koozie - MT Brown/Yellow/Orange

MT Fanny Pack
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Pennant-Radness

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Tap Handle-Black House
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Hat - Trucker (Loden/Black)
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Button-Logo

Sticker-Be Excellent

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These magnificently handsome tees feature the logo for our Encinitas bastion of beer & culinary delights. If you’re a fan of the Far West Lounge, or just enjoy the idea that it occupies a tiny little space in the cosmic void, this is a pretty ideal garment.

Tee Shirt - Far West Lounge "Retro Sunrise" Unisex 2XL
These magnificently handsome tees feature the logo for our Encinitas bastion of beer & culinary delights. If you’re a fan of the Far West Lounge, or just enjoy the idea that it occupies a tiny little space in the cosmic void, this is a pretty ideal garment.

Tee Shirt - Far West Lounge "Retro Sunrise" Unisex 3XL
These magnificently handsome tees feature the logo for our Encinitas bastion of beer & culinary delights. If you’re a fan of the Far West Lounge, or just enjoy the idea that it occupies a tiny little space in the cosmic void, this is a pretty ideal garment.

80's Lightweight Grey Pullover - XS
Impress friends and strangers alike with this ridiculously comfortable and stylish sweatshirt. *Unisex*

80's Lightweight Grey Pullover - S
Impress friends and strangers alike with this ridiculously comfortable and stylish sweatshirt. *Unisex*

80's Lightweight Grey Pullover - M
Impress friends and strangers alike with this ridiculously comfortable and stylish sweatshirt. *Unisex*

80's Lightweight Grey Pullover - L
Impress friends and strangers alike with this ridiculously comfortable and stylish sweatshirt. *Unisex*

80's Lightweight Grey Pullover - XL
Impress friends and strangers alike with this ridiculously comfortable and stylish sweatshirt. *Unisex*

80's Lightweight Grey Pullover - 2XL
Impress friends and strangers alike with this ridiculously comfortable and stylish sweatshirt. *Unisex*

80's Lightweight Grey Pullover - 3XL
Impress friends and strangers alike with this ridiculously comfortable and stylish sweatshirt. *Unisex*

Be Excellent Raglan Hoodie - S
These raglan hoodies feature one of our all-time favorite phrases, breathtakingly rendered by one of our all-time favorite typographical wizards, Simon Walker. Wear it, do what it says. *Unisex*

Be Excellent Raglan Hoodie - M
These raglan hoodies feature one of our all-time favorite phrases, breathtakingly rendered by one of our all-time favorite typographical wizards, Simon Walker. Wear it, do what it says. *Unisex*

Be Excellent Raglan Hoodie - L
These raglan hoodies feature one of our all-time favorite phrases, breathtakingly rendered by one of our all-time favorite typographical wizards, Simon Walker. Wear it, do what it says. *Unisex*

Be Excellent Raglan Hoodie - XL
These raglan hoodies feature one of our all-time favorite phrases, breathtakingly rendered by one of our all-time favorite typographical wizards, Simon Walker. Wear it, do what it says. *Unisex*

Be Excellent Raglan Hoodie - 2XL
These raglan hoodies feature one of our all-time favorite phrases, breathtakingly rendered by one of our all-time favorite typographical wizards, Simon Walker. Wear it, do what it says. *Unisex*
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Mug-Pick Me Up

Mug-Swirl Tumbler
Slay your thirst and your friends with this impossibly stylish on-the-go beverage bottle. Shoot water (or whatever liquid you desire) into your face at high velocity and unmatched levels of animal magnetism.

Glass - 16oz Willi Becher Green Script/Flower Pattern
16oz Willi Becher style glass with beautiful 'floral' pattern and script logo in an aqua blue/green.
Glass - 4oz Taster w/ 2oz line 10th Anniversary

Glass-16oz Nonic Pint (Big Yikes)
This 16oz nonic glass features Big Yikes’ can artwork and the Modern Times logo in full color. Prepare to experience unparalleled refreshment.

Glass-16oz Nonic Pint (Pause for Effect)

Glass-Liquid Motion Tulip
Behold, the unbridled elegance of the Liquid Motion tulip glass. 16oz oh gold-gilded elegance awaits your most cherished beverages, and it's virtually guaranteed to ensure the classiest of drinking experiences.

Glass-March Radness

Glass-Modern Times Belgian 10oz
10oz Modern Times Belgian taster glass
