
Mythical Pizza 1855 Valley Road, #200
Popular Items
- YOUR PIZZA. YOUR WAY.$13.00
Customize YOUR PIZZA. YOUR WAY! Get the full MYTHICAL PIZZA experience by selecting every element of your pizza, from crust and sauce, cheeses and toppings, and top it off with your favorite drizzle.
- E.T. The Extra-Toppings Supreme$13.00
The best adventure on Earth! Cryptid Classic Crust, Classic Marinara, Mozzarella Shreds, Pepperoni, Ham, Sausage, Mushrooms, Red Onions, Green Peppers & Black Olives
- QUADZILLA - King of Pepperoni$13.00
QUADZILLA IS ATTACKING!! Cryptid Classic Crust, Classic Marianara, & our new SUPER MEGA PEPPERONI, which is four times the pepperoni (that's a whopping 1/3 lb. of pepperoni!) for a fully encompassing, mouth watering experience! It's then finished with a dusting of red chili pepper and drizzled with Mike's Hot Honey!
Tuesday Special
TWO SLICE TUESDAYS (2 Slices for $3.50)
Slice Special
Mythical Morsels
Starters
- Sasquatch Spuds$7.50
Enjoy the legendary delight of Sasquatch Spuds, a shareable sensation that brings the wild flavor of the forest to your fingertips. Our expertly baked tater tots are crafted to crispy perfection, with a satisfyingly golden exterior that conceals a soft and tender interior. Just like the elusive creature itself, these tots are a mysterious and captivating treat!
- Flatwood Monster Fingers$7.75
Delight in a serving of five in-house panko breaded mozzarella sticks, baked to a golden perfection that's simply otherworldly. Each bite unveils a creamy interior with a satisfyingly cheesy pull that's sure to capture your taste buds. Paired with a marinara dipper to perfectly accompanying every bite.
- Chupacabra Cheesesteak Chunks$7.50
Immerse yourself in the intrigue of six savory bites, each featuring succulent steak and rich cheddar cheese, lovingly enveloped in our signature fresh dough. Baked to perfection, these morsels offer a symphony of textures and tastes that embody both indulgence and adventure. Paired with a marinara dipper.
- Yeti's Yummy Chicken Parm Portions$7.50
Discover the magic of six savory bites, each a masterpiece of tender chicken and rich mozzarella cheese, lovingly enveloped in our signature fresh dough. Baked to perfection, these portions offer a symphony of taste and texture in every bite. Paired with a marinara dipper.
- Jersey Devil Jalapeño Jolts$7.50
Experience the thrill of six tantalizing jalapeño bites, each brimming with a blend of spicy excitement and savory satisfaction. Nestled within is a molten medley of melty cheese, cocooned by our signature fresh dough that bakes to a perfect golden hue. Crafted to perfection, these devilishly delicious treats are served with a cool and creamy ranch dipper.
- Wendigo's Wicked Garlic Whirls$6.75
Indulge in the sinister allure of six expertly crafted garlic knots, fashioned from fresh dough and adorned with a captivating blend of garlic Parmesan seasoning. Each bite promises a whirlwind of savory satisfaction, with a perfect balance of warmth and zest that lingers on your palate. Paired with a marinara dipper.
Cryptid Craft Pizza
Pizzas
- Pick Your Slice$2.50
Looking for a quick bite? Try one of our famous pizza slices, hot and ready to go for you! Pick from Pepperoni, Cheese or our Meatza Pizza (Pepperoni, Ham & Sausage)!
- 7" Personal Pizza - Baby Mothman$9.00
Is our 13" Cryptid Classic Craft Pizza too big for you? NO PROBLEM! Baby-Mothman's Personal 7" Pizza is a pizza that is personalized for you! Made with in-house proofed and fresh dough, we've got you covered!
- YOUR PIZZA. YOUR WAY.$13.00
Customize YOUR PIZZA. YOUR WAY! Get the full MYTHICAL PIZZA experience by selecting every element of your pizza, from crust and sauce, cheeses and toppings, and top it off with your favorite drizzle.
- Mozzarella Monster (Standard Cheese Pizza)$13.00
Looking to order just a simple, plain cheese pizza? Our Mozzarella Monster is ready to order with a click of a button! (Of course, you can modify it however you'd like too!)
- Yeti's Pepperoni Pie (Standard Pepperoni Pizza)$13.00
Just want a regular pepperoni pizza? Our Yeti's Pepperoni Pie ready to order with a click of a button! (Of course, you can modify it however you'd like too!)
- The Mothman Strikes Back$13.00
A Long Time Ago, In A Galaxy Near Point Pleasant... Cryptid Classic Crust, Marinara Sauce, Mozzarella Shreds, Pepperoni, Ham, Sausage & Fresh Spinach, Topped with Tangy Barbecue Drizzle
- Wyld Shaggyns$13.00
We believe our adventure through time has taken a most serious turn! Cryptid Classic Crust, Classic Marinara, Mozzarella Shreds, Bleu Cheese Crumbles, Pepperoni, Sausage, Diced Tomato & Dill Pickles
- E.T. The Extra-Toppings Supreme$13.00
The best adventure on Earth! Cryptid Classic Crust, Classic Marinara, Mozzarella Shreds, Pepperoni, Ham, Sausage, Mushrooms, Red Onions, Green Peppers & Black Olives
- Flatwood Bueller's Day Off$13.00
How could I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this? Classic Marinara Base, Ham, Pineapple and Jalapeño Peppers! A simply sweet and spicy treat for everyone. *BOWP BOWP* Ohhh yeaaah!
- Balsamic Stripes$13.00
The story of a Mothman who wanted to keep the world safe...and eat pizza! A unique twist on a Caprese Salad! Cryptid Classic Crust, Classic Marinara, Fresh Mozzarella±, Diced Tomatoes & Spinach. Drizzled with stripes of Balsamic Glaze.
- Poultrygeist$13.00
THEY'RE HEEEERE! Cryptid Classic Crust, Buffalo Sauce, Cheddar Shreds, Grilled Chicken, Jalapeño Peppers & Banana Peppers, Topped with a Ranch Drizzle
- Smokey and the Bigfoot$13.00
This Smoky Masterpiece is Bigfoot's Favorite Pizza! Barbecue Sauce Base, Mozzarella Shreds, Cheddar Shreds, White Meat Chicken, Bacon, Green Peppers and Corn. Finished with a Barbecue Drizzle!
- Sprout-Man and the Masters of the Pizzeria$13.00
BY THE POWER OF BRUSSELS SPROUTS! This delicious pizza is adorned with a Garlic Oil Base, Mozzarella Shreds, Feta Crumbles, Red Onion, Bacon and our Garlic Roasted Brussels Sprouts, then drizzled with our delicious Balsamic Glaze! YOU HAVE THE POWER!
- Krampus Story$13.00
He Sees You When He's Creeping! Cryptid Classic Crust, Garlic Oil, Mozzarella Shreds, Whole Milk Ricotta±, Steak Crumbles±, Green Peppers, Mushrooms & Red Onions, Sprinkled with Italian Seasoning.
- Nightmare on Braxie Street$13.00
Whatever You Do, Don't Fall Asleep! Cryptid Classic Crust, Parmesan Alfredo Sauce, Mozzarella Shreds, Cheddar Shreds, Whole Milk Ricotta, Bacon Crumbles, Grilled Chicken & Fresh Spinach, Topped with Honey Sriracha Drizzle
- QUADZILLA - King of Pepperoni$13.00
QUADZILLA IS ATTACKING!! Cryptid Classic Crust, Classic Marianara, & our new SUPER MEGA PEPPERONI, which is four times the pepperoni (that's a whopping 1/3 lb. of pepperoni!) for a fully encompassing, mouth watering experience! It's then finished with a dusting of red chili pepper and drizzled with Mike's Hot Honey!
KIDZ Meals
- Big KIDZ: Baby-Bigfoot KIDZ Meal (7" Pizza)$9.00
Our Baby Bigfoot is that perfect meal for Big KIDZ! We offer a 7" 2-Topping Pizza, flash-fired to perfection! The Baby Bigfoot KIDZ Meal includes a Fresh Baked Mini-Monster Cookie!
- Little KIDZ: Baby Squonk KIDZ Meal (4" Pizza)$6.00
Our Baby Squonk is that perfect meal for little KIDZ! We offer a 4" 1-Topping Pizza, flash-fired to perfection! The Baby Squonk KIDZ Meal includes a Fresh Baked Mini-Monster Cookie!
Cryptid Crisp Salad
Craft Salads
- Baby Nessie's Personal Salad$9.00
A smaller approach to our GIANT salads! Start with our Lettuce Blend and then top it with the ingredients to support your personalized appetite! Served with choice of dressing packet (additional dressing packets available for an upcharge)!
- YOUR SALAD. YOUR WAY.$13.00
Pizza not your thing? No worries! MYTHICAL PIZZA has you covered with YOUR SALAD. YOUR WAY! Pick every element of your salad build to become the greatest salad ever! Our super large salads are housed in a 64 ounce bowl, and served with dressing of your choice!
- Weird Sheepsquatch [Salad]$13.00
So, What Would You Little Maniacs Like To Do First? Our take on a Greek Salad. Lettuce Blend, Feta Crumbles, Cherry Tomato, Green Pepper, Red Onion & Black Olives
- The Neverending Salad [Salad]$13.00
Every real salad is a never ending salad! Lettuce Blend, Cherry Tomato, Green Peppers, Fresh Spinach, Mushrooms, Red Onion, Black Olives, Sweet Corn, Cheddar Shreds, Bacon Crumbles & Grilled Chicken.
- Spectermoose [Salad]$13.00
Don't Say It Three Times! Lettuce Blend, Cherry Tomato, Green Peppers, Fresh Spinach, Fresh Mushrooms, Red Onion, Black Olives, Banana Peppers, Jalapeño Peppers, Sweet Corn & Mozzarella Shreds
- The Loonies [Salad]$13.00
HEY YOU GUUUUYS! Lettuce Blend, Fresh Spinach, Fresh Mushrooms, Banana Peppers, Dill Pickles, Black Beans, Feta Crumbles, Grilled Chicken & Steak Crumbles -- Sorry, no BABY RUTH'S on this pizza!
- Risky Bigfoot [Salad]$13.00
There's A Time For Hiding In Place And A Time For...Risky Bigfoot! Lettuce Blend, Cherry Tomato, Fresh Spinach, Fresh Mushrooms, Mozzarella Shreds & Grilled Chicken, Served Balsamic Glaze
- Groundbusters [Salad]$13.00
We Came! We Saw! We Ate Some Salad! Lettuce Blend, Cherry Tomato, Green Pepper, Fresh Mushrooms, Cheddar, Ham & Grilled Chicken
Supernatural Sides
Pizza Rollzzz
- Thunderbird Roll$9.00
Whether you believe the Thunderbird is real or not, doesn't change the fact that this roll has it's own level of myth! Our fresh dough is wrapped around a sweet and smoky treat, including White Meat Chicken, Bacon, Ranch, Cheddar Shreds and Mozzarella Shreds, coated in Garlic Oil, then baked and dusted with our secret Parmesan and Garlic topping - served with a Dipperzzz of Choice!
- Mothman's Pepperoni Roll$8.00
The West Virginia staple now has a Cryptid Twist! Our fresh dough is wrapped around a pile of Pepperoni and Mozzarella Shreds, coated in Garlic Oil, and then baked to a golden brown, and dusted with our secret Parmesan and Garlic topping - served with a Dipperzzz of Choice!
- Hodag Monster Roll$9.00
A mixture of Wisconsin and West Virginia twists! Our fresh dough is wrapped around a carnivore treat, including Pepperoni, Sausage, Ham and Mozzarella Shreds, coated in Garlic Oil, then baked and dusted with our secret Parmesan and Garlic topping - served with a Dipperzzz of Choice!
- Skinwalker Slim Roll$7.00
Are you scared of the dark? The Skinwalker Slim Roll is the perfect companion to keep you safe. This roll includes our fresh dough wrapped around a pile of Mozzarella Shreds and Cheddar Dhreds, coated in Garlic Oil and dusted with our secret Parmesan and Garlic topping - served with a Dipperzzz of Choice!
Garlic Bread
- Large (13") Cheesy Garlic Bread$12.50
A larger version of our famous Cheesy Garlic Bread! Want to take your Garlic Breadsticks up a super notch? Let us smother it with mozzarella shreds and bake it in our flash-fire oven for that warm gooey cheese! Served with our marinara!
- Large (13") Garlic Bread [No Cheese]$11.50
A larger version of our famous Garlic Bread! This tangy, delicious garlic bread is made with our savory garlic oil, topped with our parmesan-parsley and garlic blend, and served with our marinara!
- Small (7") Garlic Breadsticks [No Cheese]$7.50
The tangy, delicious garlic bread is made with our savory garlic oil, topped with our parmesan-parsley and garlic blend, and served with our marinara!
- Small (7") Cheesy Garlic Breadsticks$8.50
Want to take your Garlic Breadsticks up a super notch? Let us smother it with mozzarella shreds and bake it in our flash-fire oven for that warm gooey cheese! Served with our marinara!
Drinks
- Snarly Yow Strawberry Soda$3.50
The ghostly Snarly Yow is here to quench your thirst! From the haunted woods of Harpers Ferry, WV and South Mountain, MD, this sweet strawberry soda is sure to keep you focused on task! The eyes of the Snarly Yow inspired this fruity treat, and we're sure you're love it!
- 2 Liter Pepsi Products$4.00
- Snallygaster Sweet Tea$3.50
The tart flavor of lemon is the perfect companion for freshly brewed tea. Authentically brewed using real tea leaves and water and sweetened with real cane sugar, for an iced tea that’s, well, exactly how you’d make it.
- Jersey Devil Ginger Ale$3.50
The Jersey Devil roams the forest of Pine Barrens, but at Cryptid Club, he continues to seek out the freshest ginger for our extremely popular ginger ale! This crisp and bubbly drink is delicious and ready for quenching your thirst!
- Loveland Frogman Lemonade$3.50
Loveland is known for its 4' Frogman that runs around on its hind legs. Cryptid Club is known for our incredible lemonade! Our lemonade is blasted full of lemon flavor and is extremely thirst-quenching! A must for any cryptid fan!
- SQUONK (Raspberry Lime Rickey Soda)$3.50
Our most POPULAR DRINK EVER! Our SQUONK is a unique north-eastern twist of a raspberry-lime rickey soda, or in layman's terms: a refreshing sparkling raspberry limeade! What better way to share Pennsylvania's cryptid that giving it that boost of love known as SQUONK!
- Regulär Wolpentinger Weuzelbier (Root Beer)$3.50
Our flagship Wolpentinger Wurzelbier (Root Beer) is a favorite among cryptid followers. Our award-winning root beer has hints of vanilla, anise and honey. Available in Regulär and 0-calorie Diät.
- Diät Wolpentinger Weuzelbier (Diet Root Beer)$3.50
Our flagship Wolpentinger Wurzelbier (Root Beer) is a favorite among cryptid followers. Our award-winning root beer has hints of vanilla, anise and honey. Available in Regulär and 0-calorie Diät.
- Mothman's West Virginia SCREAM SODA (Cream Soda)$3.50
A huge fan favorite that everyone SCREAMS for! Everyone loves Mothman and the delicious Vanilla Cream Soda within the bottle! Using only the finest vanilla for the best vanilla cream soda!
- Sasquatch Sarsaparilla$3.50
Want an old-school vibe to your next thirst quencher? Our Sasquatch Sarsaparilla is made with sassafras root extract and provides hints of licorice, caramel, vanilla and wintergreen. Get that old-school cool today!
- Flatwoods FANTAsie (Orange)$3.50
Our orange soda is an absolute flavor burst focusing on the Flatwoods Monster from Braxton County, West Virginia. With just the right amount of sweet and tangy, our Flatwoods FANTAsie is the perfect soda for you.
- Fresno Nightcrawler Glowing Grape Soda$3.50
Want a bold, fruity grape flavor? Our Fresno Nightcrawler Glowing Grape brings you the taste of summer and refreshes you from the moment you taste it! This also pairs great with Mothman's SCREAM SODA for an amazingly unique grape float!
- Perilous Pineapple$3.50
RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Our unique twist on a cryptid pineapple soda focuses on an undersea Kraken adventure in your mouth! Our sweet tropical pineapple soda is made with real pineapple!
- Bigfoot Brew Birch Beer$3.50
Bigfoot gives our Bigfoot Brew Birch Beer a huge thumbs up! Our delightfully sharp, yet smooth minty taste is intensified with strong notes of sweet birch and minty wintergreen oil. A refreshing way to stay cool anytime, anywhere!
- Juice Box$1.50+
Delicious, simple Apple Juice. No added sugar and 100% of the day's vitamin C in a juice box? If you won't tell the kids, we won't either.
- 16.9 oz Dasani Water$2.00
Redefine refreshment with Dasani Purified Water. Dasani is carefully crafted with a unique purification process for the purest, freshest taste.
- 16.9oz Pepsi Products$2.50+
Add-Ons & Extras
Assorted Desserts
- Ginger Molasses MONSTER Cookie$2.00
Fall (get it?) in love with our tender, chewy molasses cookie with sweet spices of cinnamon and nutmeg and complimenting flavor of ginger and meticulously topped with sugar crystals!
- Salted Caramel MONSTER Cookie$2.50
Talk about a decadent treat! This brown-sugar based dough accented with flakes of pure sea salt and generous amounts of creamy caramel and buttery HEATH toffee bits covered in milk chocolate.
- 3-Pack Chocolate Chip Brownies$8.00
One not enough? Ge THREE of these decadent brownies to share! These brownies feature a dense, fudgey texture, and are topped with sweet chocolate morsels for the ultimate chocolate flavor rush!
- Chocolate Chip Brownie$3.00
These decadent brownies are the best ending to any meal! These brownies feature a dense, fudgey texture, and are topped with sweet chocolate morsels for the ultimate chocolate flavor rush!
- 2-Pack Cheesecake$6.00
Share it? Or don't! Enjoy the rich, velvety smooth consistency of our super popular cheesecake in a 2-Pack at a discounted rate!
- 3-Pack Chocolate Chip Cannolis - 3/$10$10.00
Craving more than one? Have a crowd to feed? Why not get 3!? Our cannolis are out of this world! Our shells have a light, flaky consistency that complements our delicious cream, which is combined with citron pieces, chocolate chips, vanilla, and cinnamon for a sweet, traditional flavor.
- Single Fresh Baked Mini-MONSTER Cookie$1.25
Looking for a lighter take on our MONSTER cookies? Try one of our MINI-MONSTER cookies instead! These are the same delicious cookies we serve with a HARPY MEAL!
- Chocolate Chip Cannoli$4.00
Our cannolis are out of this world! Our shells have a light, flaky consistency that complements our delicious cream, which is combined with citron pieces, chocolate chips, vanilla, and cinnamon for a sweet, traditional flavor.
- Slice of Cheesecake$3.50
Our cheesecake has a rich, velvety smooth consistency! Each cheesecake is made with soft cheese, eggs, and sugar in the famous New York style of cheesecakes with a light graham cracker crust.
- Single Fresh Baked MONSTER Cookie (Chocolate Chip)$2.50
Our 1/4 lb. MONSTER COOKIES are baked fresh at MYTHICAL PIZZA every day! Nothing completes your meal like one of these delicious treats!
- 3-Pack Fresh Baked MONSTER Cookie (Chocolate Chip) - 3/$8$8.00
One not enough? No problem! Our 1/4 lb. MONSTER COOKIES are sure to satisfy! Cookies are baked fresh at MYTHICAL PIZZA every day! Enjoy a savings by purchasing 3 of our 1/4 lb. MONSTER COOKIES for $8!
- Mini-Monster Cookie Pack - 6/$8$8.00
Grab a 6-pack of our freshly baked Mini-Monster cookies, baked fresh at Mythical Pizza everyday! Buy a pack to share, or keep for yourself -- we won't tell!
Extras
- Mike's Hot Honey Dipper$1.50
Made with 100% pure honey, real chili peppers, and tangy vinegar, this product perfectly balances the floral sweetness of honey with just the right amount of chili pepper spice.
- XTRA Dressing Packet$0.79
Want to "dress" things up? Be it your salad, or your pizza, we're sure we have that right addition for your meal!
- XTRA Side of Sauce$0.79
An extra helping of our in-house marinara! Great to dip your pizza or garlic bread in!
- Garlic Packet$0.05
The unique, distinct pungent aroma and flavor pairs perfectly with any style pizza.
- Parmesan Packet$0.05
Known as the King of Cheeses, with it’s buttery, fruity and nutty flavor, it is the perfect complement to every slice.
- Crushed Red Pepper Packet$0.05
Our fiery red flakes will add heat to any pizza, giving it that bite you crave.