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  • Neon Armadillo Pop Up

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Neon Armadillo Wimberley

9595 Ranch Road 12, Wimberley, TX
Pickup Only
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Retail

Merch

  • Shirts

    $30.00
  • Hats

    $32.00
  • Bandanas

    $12.00
  • Stickers

    $2.00
  • Hoodie

    $48.00
  • Sweatshirt

    $48.00
  • Frisbee

    $8.00
  • Koozie

    $6.00
  • TXST Shirt

    $30.00

TOGO

Shareables

All Served With Gluten-Free Corn Tortilla Chips Fried In Local Beef Tallow.
  • Addison Fresh Verde Salsa

    Avocado, Cilantro, Tomatillos, Serrano & Lime
    $6.00
  • Neon Armadillo Smoked Salsa

    Post Oak Smoked Tomato, Jalapeno, Onion, Garlic, Cilantro,
    $6.00
  • Avocado Pico De Gallo

    Fresh Homemade Pico & Chunks of Avocado
    $11.00
  • House Made Guacamole

    Avocado, Serrano, Herbs, Lime & Sea Salt
    $11.00
  • White Queso

    Creamy White Queso, Raw Cheddar & Fresh Pico
    $10.00
  • Bowens Loaded Queso

    Loaded Queso w/ Regenerative Force of Nature Ground Beef, Fresh Pico, Guacamole & Neon Armadillo Smoked Salsa
    $15.00
  • Smoked Wings

    Post Oak Smoked, House Spicy Lemon Garlic Sauce, Poblano Ranch
    $18.00
  • Neon Twinkies

    $16.00
  • Neon Nachos

    Choice of Smoked Meat, House Fried Beef Tallow Corn Chips, Creamy White Queso, Pico De Gallo, Fresh Guacamole, Smoked Salsa & House Pickled Jalapenos.
    $14.00

Salads, Burgers & Bowls

  • Organic Kale Salad w/ Smoked Chicken

    Organic Kale, Manchego Cheese, Pulled Smoked Chicken, Beef Tallow Tortilla Strips, Local Cucumbers, Pickled Onions & Cilantro Lemon Vinaigrette
    $20.00
  • Organic Kale Salad

    $12.00
  • Neon Wedge W/ Regenerative Brisket

    Crisp Farms Butter Lettuce, Regenerative Smoked Brisket, Pit-Smoked Charred Corn, Sun Gold Tomatoes, Manchego Cheese, Toasted Pumpkin Seeds, Homemade Poblano Ranch
    $21.00
  • Neon Wedge

    $13.00
  • Farmacy Burger

    Force of Nature Regenerative Grass-fed Beef, Raw Cheddar, House Pickled Jalapenos, Onion, Tomato, Bibb Lettuce & Habanero Mustard
    $15.00
  • Farmacy Bowl

    Anasazi Charro Beans, Beef Tallow Rice, Organic Kale marinated in Lemon Vinaigrette, Pico de Gallo, Pickled Red Onions & Jalapeños, Addison Fresh Salsa Verde
    $13.00
  • Smoked Chicken Salad Sandwich

    Smoked and Pulled Pasture Raised Chicken, Smoked Corn Poblano Ranch & Spices served on a Toasted bun with Bibb Lettuce & a Slice of Tomato
    $15.00
  • Tex-Mex Cheese Enchiladas

    $14.00

Smoked Meat

  • Brisket

    $14.00+
  • Lamb Carnitas

    $14.00+
  • Pastor Pulled Pork

    $13.00+
  • Pollo Al Carbon

    $18.00
  • Tri Tip

    $15.00+

Sides

  • Tex-Mex Potato Salad

    Buena Tierra Farms Yukon Gold Potatoes, Poblano Ranch, Pit-Smoked Corn, Cilantro, Green Onion, Queso Fresco
    $6.00+
  • Neon Charro Beans

    $6.00+
  • Street Corn

    $7.00
  • Cucumber Salad

    $5.00+
  • Tex Mex Style Rice

    $4.00+
  • no mush

    OUT OF STOCK
    $8.00+
  • Diced Cabbage Slaw

    OUT OF STOCK
    $5.00+
  • Neon Caviar

    $3.00+
  • Beef Tallow Onions

    $4.00+
  • Beef Tallow Tortilla Chips

    $5.00
  • Pit Smoked Jalapeno

    $0.75
  • House Pickled Jalapenos

    $0.75
  • 2 oz Poblano Ranch

    $1.50
  • Smoked Beef Tallow Flour Tortilas

  • 4oz Queso

    $4.00
  • 4 oz Guac

    $5.00

Little Dillo's

  • Lil 'Dillo Burger

    Force of Nature Regenerative Grass-Fed Cheeseburger served with Beef Tallow Chips & White Queso
    $12.00
  • Dig-In Dog

    Force of Nature Regenerative Grass-Fed Beef Hot Dog Served With Beef Tallow Chips & White Queso.
    $10.00
  • CHICKEN Quesadilla

    $12.00
  • CHEESE Quesadilla

    $11.00

Neon Armadillo Pop Up Location and Hours

(512) 722-3242
9595 Ranch Road 12, Wimberley, TX 78676
Closed • Opens Saturday at 11AM
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