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Neon Armadillo Wimberley
9595 Ranch Road 12, Wimberley, TX
Pickup Only
Retail
Merch
Shirts
$30.00Hats
$32.00Bandanas
$12.00Stickers
$2.00Hoodie
$48.00Sweatshirt
$48.00Frisbee
$8.00Koozie
$6.00TXST Shirt
$30.00
TOGO
Shareables
All Served With Gluten-Free Corn Tortilla Chips Fried In Local Beef Tallow.

Addison Fresh Verde Salsa
Avocado, Cilantro, Tomatillos, Serrano & Lime$6.00
Neon Armadillo Smoked Salsa
Post Oak Smoked Tomato, Jalapeno, Onion, Garlic, Cilantro,$6.00
Avocado Pico De Gallo
Fresh Homemade Pico & Chunks of Avocado$11.00
House Made Guacamole
Avocado, Serrano, Herbs, Lime & Sea Salt$11.00
White Queso
Creamy White Queso, Raw Cheddar & Fresh Pico$10.00
Bowens Loaded Queso
Loaded Queso w/ Regenerative Force of Nature Ground Beef, Fresh Pico, Guacamole & Neon Armadillo Smoked Salsa$15.00Smoked Wings
Post Oak Smoked, House Spicy Lemon Garlic Sauce, Poblano Ranch$18.00Neon Twinkies
$16.00
Neon Nachos
Choice of Smoked Meat, House Fried Beef Tallow Corn Chips, Creamy White Queso, Pico De Gallo, Fresh Guacamole, Smoked Salsa & House Pickled Jalapenos.$14.00
Salads, Burgers & Bowls

Organic Kale Salad w/ Smoked Chicken
Organic Kale, Manchego Cheese, Pulled Smoked Chicken, Beef Tallow Tortilla Strips, Local Cucumbers, Pickled Onions & Cilantro Lemon Vinaigrette$20.00Organic Kale Salad
$12.00
Neon Wedge W/ Regenerative Brisket
Crisp Farms Butter Lettuce, Regenerative Smoked Brisket, Pit-Smoked Charred Corn, Sun Gold Tomatoes, Manchego Cheese, Toasted Pumpkin Seeds, Homemade Poblano Ranch$21.00Neon Wedge
$13.00
Farmacy Burger
Force of Nature Regenerative Grass-fed Beef, Raw Cheddar, House Pickled Jalapenos, Onion, Tomato, Bibb Lettuce & Habanero Mustard$15.00Farmacy Bowl
Anasazi Charro Beans, Beef Tallow Rice, Organic Kale marinated in Lemon Vinaigrette, Pico de Gallo, Pickled Red Onions & Jalapeños, Addison Fresh Salsa Verde$13.00Smoked Chicken Salad Sandwich
Smoked and Pulled Pasture Raised Chicken, Smoked Corn Poblano Ranch & Spices served on a Toasted bun with Bibb Lettuce & a Slice of Tomato$15.00Tex-Mex Cheese Enchiladas
$14.00
Smoked Meat
Brisket
$14.00+Lamb Carnitas
$14.00+Pastor Pulled Pork
$13.00+Pollo Al Carbon
$18.00Tri Tip
$15.00+
Sides

Tex-Mex Potato Salad
Buena Tierra Farms Yukon Gold Potatoes, Poblano Ranch, Pit-Smoked Corn, Cilantro, Green Onion, Queso Fresco$6.00+
Neon Charro Beans
$6.00+Street Corn
$7.00Cucumber Salad
$5.00+Tex Mex Style Rice
$4.00+no mush
OUT OF STOCK$8.00+Diced Cabbage Slaw
OUT OF STOCK$5.00+Neon Caviar
$3.00+Beef Tallow Onions
$4.00+Beef Tallow Tortilla Chips
$5.00Pit Smoked Jalapeno
$0.75House Pickled Jalapenos
$0.752 oz Poblano Ranch
$1.50Smoked Beef Tallow Flour Tortilas
4oz Queso
$4.004 oz Guac
$5.00
Little Dillo's
Lil 'Dillo Burger
Force of Nature Regenerative Grass-Fed Cheeseburger served with Beef Tallow Chips & White Queso$12.00
Dig-In Dog
Force of Nature Regenerative Grass-Fed Beef Hot Dog Served With Beef Tallow Chips & White Queso.$10.00CHICKEN Quesadilla
$12.00CHEESE Quesadilla
$11.00