Sausage King Grill 2436 N Milwaukee Ave
Sausage Party
- Red Rocket
Chargrilled giant spicy polish. Harissa, red wine cabbage, hickory potato stix & micro cilantro on a pretzel bun.
$12.00 - The Big D
An extra big ass, all beef Chicago style chardog on a pretzel bun.
$10.00 - Such a Brat
A chargrilled Nueske's Cheddar brat on a pretzel bun. With beer carmos, smoked apple mustard, pickled mustard seeds & micro greens.
$12.00 - Chili Chz Dong
An extra big ass Nathan’s Famous hot dog science cheese sauce, chili made with Finn’s Ranch grass finished beef, frizzled onions & shredded cheddar on a pretzel bun. An extra sloppy whore of a glizzy.
$12.00
Not all Gyros Wear Capes
- OUT OF STOCKGreat Balls Of Fire
New York style falafel sandwich. House made falafel and harissa with red wine cabbage, shredded carrots, pickles, and green tzatziki on a soft grilled pita. Spicy, vegetarian.
OUT OF STOCK$12.00 - G - Spot
Lamb and beef gyro. Served on a grilled pita with green tzatziki, tomato, onion & cucumber salad & micro cilantro.
$14.00 - G - Spot (Spicy)
Our classic G-Spot sandwich, but with our homemade harissa added for an extra zip. Not for wussies.
$14.00
Let's Make a Sandwich
- OUT OF STOCKMonte Cristo
Ham, turkey, swiss and cheddar sandwich, beer battered, deep fried, and dusted with powdered sugar. Served with raspberry preserves and honey mustard. Retiring soon!
OUT OF STOCK$18.00 - Beef Supreme Funchwrap
Your know what's in it. If you don't, feel free to ask so we can make fun of you...
$12.00 - Smash That Ass Burger
Double patty Smashburger, w/ 'merican & science cheese on brioche. Comes with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles & burger sauce.
$12.00 - Crispy Motherclucker
A big ass crispy cornflake coated chicken patty, honey chipotle aioli, 90’s salad mix, pickles, and red onion on brioche. Get clucked!
$13.00 - Garby's Beef N' Cheddar
House-made roast beef, cheddar, Science Cheese, frizzled onions and Garby's Donkeypunch sauce on brioche. Garby's, it’s made from meats!
$13.00 - The Bear
A Chicago Classic! Wet, house made-made Italian Beef curtains stuffed in a crusty Turano roll with provolone, giardiniera and sweet peppers and a side of au jus. Don't tell Carmi!
$16.00
The Bear
A Chicago Classic! Wet, house made-made Italian Beef curtains stuffed in a crusty Turano roll with provolone, giardiniera and sweet peppers and a side of au jus. Don't tell Carmi!
Side Pieces
- Wussy Fries
Small Fries
$4.50 - Extra Big Ass Fries
(Read the damn name)
$7.50 - Provolone Wedgies
The more delicious cousin of mozzarella sticks. 4 pieces served with a side of Dude Ranch.
$7.00 - Cinnamon Twisty Things
Taco Bell, doesn't make ‘em anymore, but we do!
$5.00 - Cop Porn Chicken Box
A half pound of cornflake breaded popcorn chicken, a small order of cheese fries, and homemade BBQ and Honey Mustard for dippin'.
$19.00 - American Pie
A homemade apple turnover with a slice of cheddar melted on top. I know it’s hot, but don’t stick your dick in it or it’ll burn you worse than you trailer trash girlfriend did.
$4.20 - Maple Bacon Dount$4.00