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Shorty's

2016 Mount Vernon Avenue, Alexandria, VA
Shorty's Lunch
Shorty's Coffee + Pastries
Shorty's Snacks and Drinks

Shorty's Lunch

Shorty's Signatures

  • The Joey (Muffuletta)

    The Joey - Shorty's Signature Muffuletta on housemade focaccia: hot salami, fennel, pork cotto, iceberg, oil & vinegar. Built to order, served as a wedge. Since day one, this is the sandwich that started it all. Fresh ingredients, zero shortcuts.
    $8.95+
  • Meatball Sub

    Red Apron pork meatballs, salsa verde, sharp provolone on our signature 7'' hoagie roll
    $13.99
  • Italian Beef

    herb roasted beef, giardiniera, beef jus on our signature 7'' hoagie roll
    $13.99
  • Italian Stallion

    a stack of three Red Apron meats: hot salami, fennel salami, pork cotto with provolone cheese, iceberg lettuce, oil & vinegar all on our signature 7'' hoagie roll
    $13.99+
  • Chicken Salad Sandwich

    pulled chicken breast, basil pesto, parmesan, pine nuts, sundried tomatoes, arugula stacked on a brioche bun
    $8.95+

Sandwiches

  • Egg & Cheese Sandwich

    Soft, rich, and sharply balanced, this breakfast sandwich keeps a simple build dialed all the way in. Custardy egg, American cheese, and mustard seed aioli on a brioche bun.
    $7.75
  • Chicken Salad Sandwich

    pulled chicken breast, basil pesto, parmesan, pine nuts, sundried tomatoes, arugula stacked on a brioche bun
    $8.95+
  • The Joey (Muffuletta)

    The Joey - Shorty's Signature Muffuletta on housemade focaccia: hot salami, fennel, pork cotto, iceberg, oil & vinegar. Built to order, served as a wedge. Since day one, this is the sandwich that started it all. Fresh ingredients, zero shortcuts.
    $8.95+
  • The Marky (Turkey)

    A cold-cut classic built around smoky crunch, fresh snap, and a sweet-savory finish. Roasted turkey breast, bacon, iceberg, onion, tomato, honey mustard, and garlic aioli on housemade focaccia.
    $8.95+
  • Italian Stallion

    a stack of three Red Apron meats: hot salami, fennel salami, pork cotto with provolone cheese, iceberg lettuce, oil & vinegar all on our signature 7'' hoagie roll
    $13.99+
  • Porkstrami

    Deep smoke, slow-cooked tang, and a creamy, sharp finish give this deli-style sandwich real backbone. Smoked pork loin, bacon-braised kraut, and smoked dijonaise on our signature 7-inch hoagie roll.
    $13.99
  • Tomato Mozzarella

    Bright, crisp, and layered with contrasting textures, this vegetarian stack eats with the heft of a classic hoagie. Balsamic-marinated mozzarella, fresh basil, tomatoes, crispy parmesan, and arugula on our signature 7-inch hoagie roll.
    $12.99+
  • Meatball Sub

    Red Apron pork meatballs, salsa verde, sharp provolone on our signature 7'' hoagie roll
    $13.99
  • Italian Beef

    herb roasted beef, giardiniera, beef jus on our signature 7'' hoagie roll
    $13.99
  • Turkey Sub

    Roasted turkey breast, bacon, iceberg lettuce, onion, tomato, honey mustard, and garlic aioli on a 7-inch hoagie roll.
    $13.99+

Salads

  • Gabba Gabba

    Savory, briny, creamy, and crisp, this chopped-style salad puts something different in every bite. Romaine, salami, provolone, mortadella, giardiniera, gigante beans, and creamy Italian dressing.
    $12.99+
  • Little Ramona

    A tightly edited Caesar built for maximum crunch, sharpness, and creamy balance. Romaine, garlic croutons, grated pecorino, and Caesar dressing.
    $11.99+
  • Happy Family

    Smoky, tangy, salty, and lightly sweet, this composed salad lands every note without feeling heavy. Romaine, smoked turkey, pickled onions, pecorino, and maple mustard vinaigrette.
    $12.99+

Soups & Dippers

  • Creamy Tomato Soup

    A smooth, comforting tomato soup with a creamy finish.
    $7.75
  • Italian Beef Jus Dipper

    Savory beef jus portioned for dipping.
    $2.75
  • Ranch Dipper

    Cool, creamy ranch portioned for dipping.
    $2.75

Kid's Menu

  • Chicken Tenders

    Two baked chicken tenders served with tortilla chips and dipping sauces.
    $8.75
  • Grilled Cheese

    Golden grilled cheese on toasted bread, served with tortilla chips.
    $6.50
  • Cheese Quesadilla

    A warm flour tortilla filled with melted cheese, served with tortilla chips.
    $6.50
  • Babyccino

    $3.50

Shorty's Coffee + Pastries

Coffee & Tea

  • Drip Coffee

    $3.00+
  • Cold Brew

    OUT OF STOCK
    $4.00+
  • Americano

    $3.00
  • Cafe Au Lait

    $4.00+
  • Espresso Shot

    $3.00
  • Cappuccino

    A compact espresso drink with a balanced layer of steamed milk and foam.
    $4.00
  • Latte

    Espresso softened with steamed milk for a smooth, mellow cup.
    $4.00+
  • Mocha

    Espresso and chocolate finished with steamed milk.
    $5.00+
  • Chai Latte

    Spiced chai blended with steamed milk.
    $5.00+
  • London Fog

    Earl Grey tea with vanilla and steamed milk.
    $5.00+
  • Spirit Breakfast Tea

    A robust breakfast tea with a full, brisk finish.
    $3.00
  • Spirit Earl Grey Tea

    A fragrant black tea with a bright citrus lift.
    $3.00
  • Spirit Green Jasmine Tea

    A light green tea with a soft floral aroma.
    $3.00
  • Spirit Chamomile Tea

    A gentle herbal infusion with a clean floral finish.
    $3.00
  • Spirit Peppermint Tea

    A cooling herbal infusion with a crisp mint finish.
    $3.00
  • Iced Tea

    $3.50+
  • Housemade Lemonade

    $3.50+
  • Arnold Palmer

    $3.50+
  • Babyccino

    $3.50
  • Oh Sweetie!

    $3.50
  • Jr. Hot Cocoa

    $3.50

Buzz Pastries at Shorty's

  • Croissant

    A flaky, buttery pastry with crisp layers and a tender center.
    $5.00
  • Chocolate Croissant

    A flaky layered pastry wrapped around a rich chocolate center.
    $5.50
  • Blueberry Muffin

    A tender muffin generously studded with blueberries.
    $4.00
  • Cranberry Lemon Scone

    A tender, crumbly scone with tart cranberry and bright lemon.
    $4.00
  • Chocolate Chip Cookie

    A classic cookie with crisp edges, a soft center, and plenty of chocolate.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $2.50
  • Funfetti Cookie

    A soft, celebratory sugar cookie packed with colorful sprinkles.
    $2.50

Shorty's Snacks and Drinks

Canned and Bottled Beverages

  • Classic Coke

    $2.00
  • Diet Coke

    $2.00
  • Sprite

    $2.00
  • Ginger Ale

    $2.00
  • Saratoga Still Water

    12oz
    $3.00
  • Saratoga Sparkling Water

    12oz
    $3.00

Packaged Snacks

  • Zapp’s Original

    $1.50
  • Zapp’s BBQ

    $1.50
  • Zapp’s Salt & Vinegar

    $1.50
  • Zapp’s Voodoo

    $1.50
  • Zapp’s Hotter N’ Hot Jalapeno

    $1.50

Zapp’s Voodoo

$1.50
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Shorty's Location and Ordering Hours

(703) 549-0201
2016 Mount Vernon Avenue, Alexandria, VA 22301
Closed • Opens Friday at 9AM
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