Welcome to Staggering Ox online ordering for the Helena, Montana location.
Staggering Ox Helena
Clubfoot Sandwiches
Swingin' Single
Any single meat and cheese with lettuce & sauce.
$8.99The Vegi
Mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, green peppers, sunflower seeds, swiss, monterey jack, lettuce, alfalfa sprouts & sauce.
$8.99Pepperoni Vegi or (Meat Vegi)
Same ingredients as the Vegi™, plus pepperoni, or any other meat & sauce.
$9.99Crab Trap
Imitation crab, alfalfa sprouts, dill pickle, bacon bits, onions, sunflower seeds, monterey jack, swiss, lettuce & sauce.
$10.99Mouse Trap
Swiss, provolone, cheddar, monterey jack, sunflower seeds, alfalfa sprouts, lettuce & sauce.
$9.49Rabbit Habit
Mushrooms, onions, green peppers, black olives, pineapple, tomatoes, mozzarella, monterey jack, cheddar, lettuce, sprouts & sauce.
$10.49The Broken Heart
Artichoke hearts, sun dried tomatoes, garlic cream cheese, black olives, provolone, alfalfa sprouts, lettuce & sauce.
$10.99The Blackfoot
Black beans, cheddar, monterey jack, salsa, tomato, onions, sour cream, lettuce & sauce.
$10.99The Capitol Complex
Ham, salami, pepperoni, turkey pastrami, pepper jack, swiss, onions, tomato, lettuce & sauce.
$10.99BLT
Not to be confused with the “Baconzilla”, a seasonal special. Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato & sauce.
$8.99Mount St. Helens
Ham, turkey, beef, pepperoni, turkey pastrami, swiss, provolone, cheddar, monterey jack, mozzarella, onions, green peppers, mushrooms, black olives, sunflower seeds, lettuce & sauce.
$11.99The Nuke
Ham, turkey, beef, swiss, provolone, cheddar, lettuce & sauce.
$9.99Turkey & Cheese
Turkey, provolone, lettuce & sauce.
$8.99The Clubhouse
Ham, turkey, bacon, cheddar, swiss, guacamole, tomato, lettuce & sauce.
$11.99The Beastie
Beef, onions, mushrooms, cheddar, monterey jack, sunflower seeds, horseradish, lettuce, alfalfa sprouts & sauce.
$10.99Three Mile Island
Ham, turkey, beef, pepperoni, swiss, provolone, cheddar, monterey jack, mushrooms, onions, green peppers, sunflower seeds, lettuce & sauce.
$11.89Isis Crisis
Gyro meat, feta, monterey jack, onions, green peppers, black olives, tomatoes, lettuce & sauce. Traditionally served with Camel Spit™ or substitute any other sauce.
$11.79Sorry Charlie
Tuna & mayo mix (sorry, we don’t use that miracle stuff), cheddar, pickle spears, lettuce & a sauce if you wish.
$10.49Yo Momma Osama
Gyro meat, bacon, black beans, onions, gorgonzola, pepper jack, salsa, lettuce & sauce.
$11.99The All American
Original: Angus burger, bacon, american, monterey jack, tomato, onion, pickle, mayo, mustard, ketchup, lettuce & sauce. Bacon Bleu Version: Burger, bacon, gorgonzola, jack & lettuce. Chili Cheddar Version: Burger, Don Juan’s chili, cheddar, onions & lettuce. Mushroom Swiss Version: Burger, mushrooms, 2 kinds of swiss, grilled onion & lettuce. The Texan Version: Burger, jalapeños, cheddar, grilled onion, BBQ sauce & lettuce.
$12.99What's on the Cover
Beef, salami, pepperoni, turkey, bacon, tomato, mushrooms, black olives, lettuce & sauce. Add Cheese - 99¢. Scroll to the bottom.
$11.99BaconZilla
Our BLT on steroids. Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato & sauce.
$11.99Chicken Bacon Ranch
Grilled chicken breast, bacon, cheddar cheese, swiss cheese, tomato’s, lettuce and ranch served in a clubfoot bun with your choice of sauce on the side or try our new Nacho Average Red Hot & Bleu sauce.
$11.99
Potato or Rice
MRL
Named after the famous Helena train wreck of 1989. Choice of 3 veggies & 2 cheeses from list below.
$10.49Rude Dude
Pepperoni, mushrooms, onions, black olives, butter, monterey jack & gorgonzola.
$9.99Black Beans & Rice
You may opt for potato instead of rice. Black bean mixture and cheddar. (Ox salsa or your choice of sauce on request. Sour cream is recommended.)
$9.49Rajun Cajun
Ham, onions, green peppers, kidney beans, Tabasco®, cajun sausage gravy & cajun spice.
$10.49Teriyaki Chicken Bowl
Comes with rice (or choose potato), teriyaki chicken, broccoli, cauliflower, mushrooms & onion and topped with green onions & sesame seeds.
$11.99Broccoli & Cheese Bowl
Broccoli, cheddar, onions & real bacon bits.
$9.99Bowl Of The Sea
Plenty o’ imitation crab, butter, onions, chives & monterey jack.
$9.99So Crates The Potato
Gyro meat, feta, monterey jack, onions, green peppers, black olives, tomatoes & we recommend Camel Spit™.
$9.99Chili Cheddar Potato
Don Juan’s Infamous Chili™, cheddar & onions.
$9.99Pizza Potato
Pizza sauce, black olives, pepperoni, green peppers, onions, mushrooms, mozzarella & sharp cheddar.
$9.99The Nuke Potato
Ham, turkey, beef, swiss, provolone & cheddar.
$9.49The Nuke Potato Deluxe
The Nuke™ plus mushrooms, onions & green peppers.
$10.49French Onion Potato
French onion soup served over potato or rice covered with monterey jack cheese.
$7.99The Dud Bowl
Butter, chives & bacon bits.
$5.99Plain Jane
Potato or rice with butter.
$4.99
Flatfoots
Ham Melt
Ham, cheddar, creamy swiss, dijon mustard & choice of sauce.
$9.49Teriyaki Melt
Teriyaki chicken, monterey jack, green onions, sesame seeds, tomato & choice of sauce.
$10.99Tuna Melt
Tuna & mayo mix, cheddar, pickles, lettuce & sauce
$9.49Vegi Dip
Mushrooms, onions, green peppers, sunflower seeds, creamy swiss, mozzarella & sauce.
$8.99Pepperoni (Meat) Vegi Dip
Same ingredients as the Vegi Dip™, plus pepperoni, or any other meat, & choice of sauce.
$9.49Chernobyl Meltdown
Turkey, salami, creamy swiss, cheddar, garlic cream cheese, onions, alfalfa sprouts, horseradish, white pepper, salsa & sauce
$9.99Philly Melt
Philly steak, mushrooms, onions, green peppers, monterey jack, creamy swiss & choice of sauce.
$11.99French Dip
Beef, cheddar, creamy swiss & choice of sauce. (we recommend au jus)
$9.49Turkey Melt
Turkey, provolone, creamy swiss, dijon mustard & choice of sauce.
$8.99Rancho Deluxe
Beef, cheddar, creamy swiss, dijon mustard, dill pickles, sunflower seeds, onions, mushrooms & sauce.
$9.99The Aftermath
A Nuke, Flatfoot style. Ham, turkey, beef, swiss, provolone, sharp cheddar.
$9.99Pizza Melt
Pizza sauce, pepperoni, black olives, onions, mushrooms, green pepper, cheddar, mozzarella, creamy swiss & sauce.
$9.49Hot Pastrami
Turkey pastrami, sauerkraut, creamy swiss, onions, mushrooms, dijon mustard & sauce.
$9.49Headbanger's Hoagie
Ham, salami, pepperoni, garlic cream cheese, cheddar, creamy swiss, mozzarella, lettuce & Italian dressing or choice of sauce.
$9.99Grilled Cheesy
Cheddar, creamy swiss, monterey jack, mozzarella & sauce.
$8.49
Salads
Mount Helena
Iceberg lettuce, turkey, bacon strips, egg, tomatoes, alfalfa sprouts, sunflower seeds, cheddar and gorgonzola. Select dressing.
$11.99Taco Salad
Iceberg lettuce, corn chips, cheddar, Don Juan’s Infamous Chili™ & guacamole (sour cream & salsa on request).
$10.99So Crates Salad
Iceberg lettuce, gyro meat, feta, black olives, green peppers, onions & tomato. Select dressing.
$10.49Small Dinner Salad
Iceberg lettuce, tomatoes, mozzarella & croutons. Select dressing.
$6.49
Grilled Salads
Teriyaki Chicken Salad
Chicken grilled in teriyaki sauce, monterey jack, green onions, tomatoes and sesame seeds on top of iceberg lettuce & side of Sesame Vinaigrette or sauce of your choice.
$12.99Fajita Chicken Salad
Chicken grilled with fajita seasoning, onions, mushrooms, green peppers, green onions, green chiles and sharp cheddar on top of iceberg lettuce & a side of one of our famous sauces.
$12.99
Quesadillas
Philly Steak Quesadilla
Philly beef, mushrooms, onions, green peppers, monterey jack & creamy swiss & a side of one of our famous sauces.
$12.99Havalina
Ham, pineapple, mushrooms, cheesy blend & a side of one of our famous sauces.
$12.99Black Bean Quesadilla
Black beans, cheesy blend, tomatoes, green chiles & a side of one of our famous sauces.
$11.99Hoagadilla
Salami, pepperoni, ham, monterey jack & lettuce, plus onions, tomato & spicy sweet peppers sautéed in our Italian sauce, & a side of one of our famous sauces.
$12.99Who Cut the Cheese?
Our cheesy blend with a side of one of our famous sauces.
$10.99Pizzadilla
Pizza sauce, onions, green peppers, mushrooms, black olives, pepperoni, cheesy blend & a side of one of our famous sauces.
$11.99Vegidilla
Mushrooms, broccoli, cauliflower, artichoke hearts, sun dried tomatoes, black olives, cheesy blend, feta, garlic cream cheese & a side of one of our famous sauces.
$11.99Chickadilla
Chicken, mushrooms, green chilis, gorgonzola, cheesy blend & garlic cream cheese & a side of one of our famous sauces.
$12.99Buffalo Chicken Quesadilla
Grilled check breast marinated in Franks red hot sauce, cheesy blend, Gorgonzola ( bleu cheese) and celery in a crispy quesadilla. Served with our new nacho average red hot and bleu or sauce of your choice.
$12.99OUT OF STOCK
Other Stuff
Naoxchos
Pronounced “nachos” (the ox is silent). Tortilla chips, black olives, onions, cheesy blend, pepper jack, jalapeños, guacamole & sour cream (salsa on request).
$13.99Fajita Naoxchos
Our regular Naoxchos™ with chicken or philly beef in fajita seasoning.
$16.99Don Juan's Infamous Chili
Famous Ox chili, different than the rest.
$5.99Soup of the Day
Changes Daily - Call to find out what today's soup is.
$6.49OUT OF STOCKFrench Onion Soup
A customer favorite! Made with beef broth, onions & broiled monterey jack on top with optional croutons.
$7.99Cheese Ox
A BBQ cheese steak, OX-style. Beef, monterey jack & BBQ sauce sautéed together and served in a full length Clubfoot® boat.
$12.99OUT OF STOCKCheese Ox Deluxe
The Cheese Ox plus mushrooms, onions & green peppers.
$13.99OUT OF STOCKChips & Salsa
A pile of tri-color tortilla chips served with our famous salsa.
$4.49Pizza Wheels
Pizza sauce, black olives, pepperoni, green peppers, onions, mushrooms & cheesy blend on three French Clubfoot® rounds & sauce.
$9.99Cheese Wheels
Three French Clubfoot® rounds covered with cheesy blend & sauce.
$8.99One Ox Finger
A small sandwich made with French or wheat Bread Guts, your choice of one meat & served with creamy swiss. Heated.
$3.29Three Ox Fingers & Ranch
Three small sandwiches made with French or wheat Bread Guts, your choice of one meat & served with creamy swiss. Heated.
$8.99Camel Toes
Ox Fingers™ made with gyro meat, feta & black olives. 3 Toes come with a side of Camel Spit™ or any of our famous sauces. Available on French or wheat. Heated.
$9.99Cheesy Guts
4 Guts served with melted cheese of your choice & one of our famous sauces. Available on French or whole wheat. May not be available at all times.
$4.99Sticky Fingers
3 Guts served with PB&J, available on French or whole wheat.
$3.99