Staggering Ox Helena
Clubfoot Sandwiches
- Holy Smokes$10.99
Smoked Turkey, Smoked Gouda, Spicy Cream Cheese Mix, Marinated Cucumbers and Red Onion, Tomatoes, Sprouts and Lettuce in a Clubfoot Bun. Fire & Brimstone Sauce was created for the Sandwich.
- The Henhouse$9.99
“What happens in the henhouse….” BACK FOR A LIMITED TIME. Egg salad, Bacon strips, Tomato, Sharp Cheddar and a pickle packed into a Clubfoot bun plus your choice of sauce.
- Swingin' Single$8.99
Any single meat and cheese with lettuce & sauce.
- The Vegi$8.99
Mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, green peppers, sunflower seeds, swiss, monterey jack, lettuce, alfalfa sprouts & sauce.
- Pepperoni Vegi or (Meat Vegi)$9.99
Same ingredients as the Vegi™, plus pepperoni, or any other meat & sauce.
- Crab Trap$10.99
Imitation crab, alfalfa sprouts, dill pickle, bacon bits, onions, sunflower seeds, monterey jack, swiss, lettuce & sauce.
- Mouse Trap$9.49
Swiss, provolone, cheddar, monterey jack, sunflower seeds, alfalfa sprouts, lettuce & sauce.
- Rabbit Habit$10.49
Mushrooms, onions, green peppers, black olives, pineapple, tomatoes, mozzarella, monterey jack, cheddar, lettuce, sprouts & sauce.
- The Broken Heart$10.99
Artichoke hearts, sun dried tomatoes, garlic cream cheese, black olives, provolone, alfalfa sprouts, lettuce & sauce.
- The Blackfoot$10.99
Black beans, cheddar, monterey jack, salsa, tomato, onions, sour cream, lettuce & sauce.
- The Capitol Complex$10.49
Ham, salami, pepperoni, turkey pastrami, pepper jack, swiss, onions, tomato, lettuce & sauce.
- BLT$8.99
Not to be confused with the “Baconzilla”, a seasonal special. Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato & sauce.
- Mount St. Helens$11.49
Ham, turkey, beef, pepperoni, turkey pastrami, swiss, provolone, cheddar, monterey jack, mozzarella, onions, green peppers, mushrooms, black olives, sunflower seeds, lettuce & sauce.
- The Nuke$9.99
Ham, turkey, beef, swiss, provolone, cheddar, lettuce & sauce.
- Turkey & Cheese$8.99
Turkey, provolone, lettuce & sauce.
- The Clubhouse$11.99
Ham, turkey, bacon, cheddar, swiss, guacamole, tomato, lettuce & sauce.
- The Beastie$10.99
Beef, onions, mushrooms, cheddar, monterey jack, sunflower seeds, horseradish, lettuce, alfalfa sprouts & sauce.
- Three Mile Island$11.39
Ham, turkey, beef, pepperoni, swiss, provolone, cheddar, monterey jack, mushrooms, onions, green peppers, sunflower seeds, lettuce & sauce.
- Isis Crisis$11.29
Gyro meat, feta, monterey jack, onions, green peppers, black olives, tomatoes, lettuce & sauce. Traditionally served with Camel Spit™ or substitute any other sauce.
- Sorry Charlie$10.49
Tuna & mayo mix (sorry, we don’t use that miracle stuff), cheddar, pickle spears, lettuce & a sauce if you wish.
- Yo Momma Osama$11.99
Gyro meat, bacon, black beans, onions, gorgonzola, pepper jack, salsa, lettuce & sauce.
- The All American$11.99
Original: Angus burger, bacon, american, monterey jack, tomato, onion, pickle, mayo, mustard, ketchup, lettuce & sauce. Bacon Bleu Version: Burger, bacon, gorgonzola, jack & lettuce. Chili Cheddar Version: Burger, Don Juan’s chili, cheddar, onions & lettuce. Mushroom Swiss Version: Burger, mushrooms, 2 kinds of swiss, grilled onion & lettuce. The Texan Version: Burger, jalapeños, cheddar, grilled onion, BBQ sauce & lettuce.
- What's on the Cover$11.99
Beef, salami, pepperoni, turkey, bacon, tomato, mushrooms, black olives, lettuce & sauce. Add Cheese - 99¢. Scroll to the bottom.
- BaconZilla$10.99
Our BLT on steroids. Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato & sauce.
Potato or Rice
- MRL$9.99
Named after the famous Helena train wreck of 1989. Choice of 3 veggies & 2 cheeses from list below.
- Rude Dude$9.99
Pepperoni, mushrooms, onions, black olives, butter, monterey jack & gorgonzola.
- Black Beans & Rice$9.49
You may opt for potato instead of rice. Black bean mixture and cheddar. (Ox salsa or your choice of sauce on request. Sour cream is recommended.)
- Rajun Cajun$9.99
Ham, onions, green peppers, kidney beans, Tabasco®, cajun sausage gravy & cajun spice.
- Teriyaki Chicken Bowl$11.99
Comes with rice (or choose potato), teriyaki chicken, broccoli, cauliflower, mushrooms & onion and topped with green onions & sesame seeds.
- Broccoli & Cheese Bowl$9.99
Broccoli, cheddar, onions & real bacon bits.
- Bowl Of The Sea$9.99
Plenty o’ imitation crab, butter, onions, chives & monterey jack.
- So Crates The Potato$9.99
Gyro meat, feta, monterey jack, onions, green peppers, black olives, tomatoes & we recommend Camel Spit™.
- Chili Cheddar Potato$9.99
Don Juan’s Infamous Chili™, cheddar & onions.
- Pizza Potato$9.49
Pizza sauce, black olives, pepperoni, green peppers, onions, mushrooms, mozzarella & sharp cheddar.
- The Nuke Potato$9.49
Ham, turkey, beef, swiss, provolone & cheddar.
- The Nuke Potato Deluxe$10.49
The Nuke™ plus mushrooms, onions & green peppers.
- French Onion Potato$7.99
French onion soup served over potato or rice covered with monterey jack cheese.
- The Dud Bowl$5.99
Butter, chives & bacon bits.
- Plain Jane$4.99
Potato or rice with butter.
Flatfoots
- Ham Melt$9.49
Ham, cheddar, creamy swiss, dijon mustard & choice of sauce.
- Teriyaki Melt$10.99
Teriyaki chicken, monterey jack, green onions, sesame seeds, tomato & choice of sauce.
- Tuna Melt$9.49
Tuna & mayo mix, cheddar, pickles, lettuce & sauce
- Vegi Dip$8.99
Mushrooms, onions, green peppers, sunflower seeds, creamy swiss, mozzarella & sauce.
- Pepperoni (Meat) Vegi Dip$9.49
Same ingredients as the Vegi Dip™, plus pepperoni, or any other meat, & choice of sauce.
- Chernobyl Meltdown$9.99
Turkey, salami, creamy swiss, cheddar, garlic cream cheese, onions, alfalfa sprouts, horseradish, white pepper, salsa & sauce
- Philly Melt$11.49
Philly steak, mushrooms, onions, green peppers, monterey jack, creamy swiss & choice of sauce.
- French Dip$9.49
Beef, cheddar, creamy swiss & choice of sauce. (we recommend au jus)
- Turkey Melt$8.99
Turkey, provolone, creamy swiss, dijon mustard & choice of sauce.
- Rancho Deluxe$9.99
Beef, cheddar, creamy swiss, dijon mustard, dill pickles, sunflower seeds, onions, mushrooms & sauce.
- The Aftermath$9.99
A Nuke, Flatfoot style. Ham, turkey, beef, swiss, provolone, sharp cheddar.
- Pizza Melt$9.49
Pizza sauce, pepperoni, black olives, onions, mushrooms, green pepper, cheddar, mozzarella, creamy swiss & sauce.
- Hot Pastrami$9.49
Turkey pastrami, sauerkraut, creamy swiss, onions, mushrooms, dijon mustard & sauce.
- Headbanger's Hoagie$9.99
Ham, salami, pepperoni, garlic cream cheese, cheddar, creamy swiss, mozzarella, lettuce & Italian dressing or choice of sauce.
- Grilled Cheesy$8.49
Cheddar, creamy swiss, monterey jack, mozzarella & sauce.
Salads
- Mount Helena$10.99
Iceberg lettuce, turkey, bacon strips, egg, tomatoes, alfalfa sprouts, sunflower seeds, cheddar and gorgonzola. Select dressing.
- Taco Salad$10.49
Iceberg lettuce, corn chips, cheddar, Don Juan’s Infamous Chili™ & guacamole (sour cream & salsa on request).
- So Crates Salad$10.49
Iceberg lettuce, gyro meat, feta, black olives, green peppers, onions & tomato. Select dressing.
- Small Dinner Salad$6.49
Iceberg lettuce, tomatoes, mozzarella & croutons. Select dressing.
Grilled Salads
- Teriyaki Chicken Salad$12.49
Chicken grilled in teriyaki sauce, monterey jack, green onions, tomatoes and sesame seeds on top of iceberg lettuce & side of Sesame Vinaigrette or sauce of your choice.
- Fajita Chicken Salad$12.49
Chicken grilled with fajita seasoning, onions, mushrooms, green peppers, green onions, green chiles and sharp cheddar on top of iceberg lettuce & a side of one of our famous sauces.
Quesadillas
- Philly Steak Quesadilla$12.99
Philly beef, mushrooms, onions, green peppers, monterey jack & creamy swiss & a side of one of our famous sauces.
- Havalina$12.99
Ham, pineapple, mushrooms, cheesy blend & a side of one of our famous sauces.
- Black Bean Quesadilla$11.99
Black beans, cheesy blend, tomatoes, green chiles & a side of one of our famous sauces.
- Hoagadilla$12.99
Salami, pepperoni, ham, monterey jack & lettuce, plus onions, tomato & spicy sweet peppers sautéed in our Italian sauce, & a side of one of our famous sauces.
- Who Cut the Cheese?$10.49
Our cheesy blend with a side of one of our famous sauces.
- Pizzadilla$11.99
Pizza sauce, onions, green peppers, mushrooms, black olives, pepperoni, cheesy blend & a side of one of our famous sauces.
- Vegidilla$11.99
Mushrooms, broccoli, cauliflower, artichoke hearts, sun dried tomatoes, black olives, cheesy blend, feta, garlic cream cheese & a side of one of our famous sauces.
- Chickadilla$12.99
Chicken, mushrooms, green chilis, gorgonzola, cheesy blend & garlic cream cheese & a side of one of our famous sauces.
Other Stuff
- Naoxchos$12.99
Pronounced “nachos” (the ox is silent). Tortilla chips, black olives, onions, cheesy blend, pepper jack, jalapeños, guacamole & sour cream (salsa on request).
- Fajita Naoxchos$15.99
Our regular Naoxchos™ with chicken or philly beef in fajita seasoning.
- Don Juan's Infamous Chili$5.99+
Famous Ox chili, different than the rest.
- Soup of the Day$6.49
Changes Daily - Call to find out what today's soup is.
- French Onion Soup$7.99
A customer favorite! Made with beef broth, onions & broiled monterey jack on top with optional croutons.
- Cheese Ox$11.99
A BBQ cheese steak, OX-style. Beef, monterey jack & BBQ sauce sautéed together and served in a full length Clubfoot® boat.
- Cheese Ox Deluxe$12.99
The Cheese Ox plus mushrooms, onions & green peppers.
- Chips & Salsa$4.49
A pile of tri-color tortilla chips served with our famous salsa.
- Pizza Wheels$9.99
Pizza sauce, black olives, pepperoni, green peppers, onions, mushrooms & cheesy blend on three French Clubfoot® rounds & sauce.
- Cheese Wheels$8.99
Three French Clubfoot® rounds covered with cheesy blend & sauce.
- One Ox Finger$3.29
A small sandwich made with French or wheat Bread Guts, your choice of one meat & served with creamy swiss. Heated.
- Three Ox Fingers & Ranch$8.99
Three small sandwiches made with French or wheat Bread Guts, your choice of one meat & served with creamy swiss. Heated.
- Camel Toes$9.99
Ox Fingers™ made with gyro meat, feta & black olives. 3 Toes come with a side of Camel Spit™ or any of our famous sauces. Available on French or wheat. Heated.
- Cheesy Guts$4.99
4 Guts served with melted cheese of your choice & one of our famous sauces. Available on French or whole wheat. May not be available at all times.
- Sticky Fingers$3.99
3 Guts served with PB&J, available on French or whole wheat.