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Theismann's Restaurant
Featured Items
- Joe's All-American Burger
House-ground prime double smashed beef patties, american cheese, shredded iceberg lettuce, pickles, russian dressing, onion-brioche bun, served with skin-on fries. Burger served medium
$18.00 - Southern Fried Chicken Salad
Iceberg & romaine lettuce, grape tomatoes, bacon, cheddar, red onions, hard boiled egg, honey mustard, ranch dressing. Dressing served on the side
$18.00 - BBQ Bacon-Cheddar Burger
House-ground prime chuck, crisp bacon, cheddar, crispy onions, old no. 7 bbq sauce, dijonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, kaiser roll, served with skin-on fries
$19.00
Take-Out Utensils
Starters
- 6 Chicken Wings-Breaded$13.00
- 6 Chicken Wings-Fried Naked$13.00
- 12 Chicken Wings-Breaded$24.00
- 12 Chicken Wings-Fried Naked$24.00
- Broiled Chesapeake Crab Dip
Lump blue crab, pimientos, bay spiced tortilla chips
$16.00 - Chicken Fried Pickles
Served with blackened ranch. Vegetarian
$8.00 - Crispy Calamari
Light breading, parmesan, herbs, lemon, marinara sauce, blackened ranch
$14.00 - Giant Cheesy Garlic Pull-Apart Bread
Mozzarella, garlic butter, san marzano marinara sauce. Vegetarian
$13.00 - Hot Beer Cheese
Made with golden lager beer, served with warm, soft pretzels. Vegetarian
$12.00 - House Made Onion Rings
Panko bread crumbs, blackened ranch. Vegetarian
$9.00 - JTR Chicken Fingers Appetizer
Hand breaded, house duck sauce
$10.00 - Roasted Garlic Hummus
House made hummus, smoked paprika, served with warm pita bread. Vegetarian
$12.00 - Spicy P.E.I. Mussels
Tomatoes, garlic, crushed chiles, white wine, herbs, garlic toast
$14.00 - Reuben Fries$18.00
Salads & Soups
- Southern Fried Chicken Salad
Iceberg & romaine lettuce, grape tomatoes, bacon, cheddar, red onions, hard boiled egg, honey mustard, ranch dressing. Dressing served on the side
$18.00 - Caesar Salad
Chopped romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, parmesan cheese. Dressing served on the side.
$13.00 - Garden Salad
Mixed greens lettuce, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian
$12.00 - Greek Salad
Romaine lettuce, feta cheese, kalamata olives, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, shaved red onions, lemon-oregano dressing. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian, Gluten-Free
$13.50 - Greens & Feta Salad
Mixed greens, feta cheese, dried cranberries, candied pecans, champagne vinaigrette. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian, Gluten Free
$13.00 - Caesar Side Salad
Romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, grana padano cheese. Dressing served on the side.
$8.00 - Garden Side Salad
Mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian
$7.00 - Greek Side Salad
Romaine lettuce, feta cheese, kalamata olives, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, shaved red onions, lemon-oregano dressing. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian, Gluten-Free
$8.00 - Greens & Feta Side Salad
Mixed greens, feta cheese, dried cranberries, candied pecans, champagne vinaigrette. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian, Gluten Free
$8.00 - New England Clam Chowder
Fresh shucked clams, bacon, corn, potatoes, onions, celery, cream, herbs
$9.00 - French Onion Soup
Braised short rib, caramelized onions, swiss cheese, garlic toast
$12.00
Sandwiches & Burgers
- BBQ Bacon-Cheddar Burger
House-ground prime chuck, crisp bacon, cheddar, crispy onions, old no. 7 bbq sauce, dijonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, kaiser roll, served with skin-on fries
$19.00 - BBQ Grilled Chicken Sandwich
Crisp bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, old no. 7 bbq sauce, kaiser roll, served with skin-on fries
$17.00 - Buffalo Chicken Sandwich
Crispy breaded chicken thigh, joe's buffalo sauce, shredded lettuce, tomato, blue cheese, ranch dressing, kaiser roll, served with skin-on fries
$18.00 - Classic Club Sandwich
House roasted turkey breast, ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomatoes, mayonnaise, toasted pullman bread
$19.00 - Corned Beef Reuben Sandwich
House made corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, russian dressing, marble rye bread, served with skin-on fries
$19.00 - Joe's All-American Burger
House-ground prime double smashed beef patties, american cheese, shredded iceberg lettuce, pickles, russian dressing, onion-brioche bun, served with skin-on fries. Burger served medium
$18.00 - JTR Cubano
Braised mojo pork, capicola, salami, swiss cheese, pickles, dijonnaise, pressed bread
$18.00 - Lump Crab Cake Sandwich
lettuce, tomato, tartar sauce, creole slaw, kaiser roll
$24.00
Bar Pizza
- Buffalo Chicken Bar Pizza
Unique 8 inch thin pan pizza, grilled chicken, cheddar, mozzarella, joe's buffalo sauce, blue cheese drizzle
$10.50 - Cubano Bar Pizza
Unique 8 inch thin pan pizza, braised mojo pork, salami, pickles, dijonnaise, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce.
$10.50 - Mediterranean Bar Pizza
Unique 8 inch thin pan pizza, roasted peppers, olives, oregano, feta, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce. Vegetarian
$9.50 - Pepperoni Bar Pizza
Unique 8 inch thin pan pizza, cup & char pepperoni, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce.
$9.50 - Three Cheese Bar Pizza
Unique 8 inch thin pan pizza, cheddar, mozzarella, parmesan, tomato sauce. Vegetarian
$8.50 - Vegetarian Chorizo Bar Pizza
Unique 8 inch thin pan pizza, impossible chorizo, pico de gallo, cilantro, cheddar, mozzarella, garlic butter. Vegetarian
$11.50
Entrees
- 45 Day Aged Filet Mignon
Served with crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, aparagus, red wine shallot demi-glace
$39.00 - 60 Day Aged Prime NY Strip
12 oz steak, garlic-buttermilk mashed potatoes, sautéed green beans, béarnaise butter. Gluten Free
$44.00 - Baby Back Ribs-full rack
Spice rubbed, slow cooked & char grilled, basted with old no. 7 bbq sauce, served with skin-on fries
$34.00 - Baby Back Ribs-half rack
Spice rubbed, slow cooked & char grilled, basted with old no. 7 bbq sauce, served with skin-on fries
$23.00 - Beer Battered Fish & Chips
Atlantic cod, skin-on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tarter sauce
$22.00 - Blackened Salmon
grilled asparagus, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, lemon-caper sauce, herbs
$28.00 - Chicken Louisiana
Old Time Favorite! Shrimp, andouille sausage, peppers, onions, cajun cream sauce, basmati rice. Gluten Free
$25.00 - Joe's Favorite Spirale & Chicken
Pan-seared chicken breast, house made spirale pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream
$21.00 - Lump Crab Cakes
skin-on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tartar sauce
$36.00 - Prime Rib$39.00OUT OF STOCK
Desserts
- Chocolate Mousse Cake
chocolate cake, dark chocolate mousse, chantilly cream
$8.00 - Hot Fudge Sundae
Vanilla bean ice cream, house made hot fudge, cherries, whipped cream, chocolate pearls & rolled cookies. Vegetarian
$8.00 - Peanut Butter Cheesecake
oreo crust, chocolate glaze, chantilly cream, peanut butter cups
$8.00 - Warm Apple Crisp
Granny smith apples, pecan crumble topping, vanilla ice cream. Vegetarian
$8.00