Tired Hands Brewing Company General Store
Cans & Bottles (General Store)
Cans (GS)
- HopHands 4pk$14.00
Our American Pale Ale. 5.5%
- Trendler Pilsner 4pk$15.00
Our Old World Meets New World Pilsner. 5.3% abv.
- Helles Other People 4pk$15.00
Helles Lager. 4.8%
- HopHands Case$76.00
- Trendler Pils Case$80.00
- HopHands Single Can$6.00
Our American Pale Ale - 5.5% - Brewed with oats. Hopped intensely with Simcoe, Centennial, and Amarillo. Hazy, juicy, and imminently crushable. Our precious Pale Ale.
- Alien Church Single$5.00
- Helles Other People Single Can$6.00
Our Helles Lager
- Split$12.00
- Flowers Crowler$10.00
E-Hop IPA. 7%
- I Do Everything$16.50
- Crawling Out of Hell$16.50
- Sprockets$12.00
Bottle Smell Taste
Bottles
- Ourison*$12.00
Our Beautiful, Bottle Conditioned, Four Grain Saison.
- Sticky Drippy Crystals$16.00
Saison Fermented w. Local Wildflower Honey 5.8% abv
- Prayer Group$10.00
Oak Fermented & Bottle Conditioned Lager w. a Dash of Lemon Juice
- Unique Facade$18.00
Saison Fermented Atop Second Use Apricot & Peach. 9.5%
- Frequency Illusion; Grenache$20.00
Beer/Wine Hybrid w. CA Grown Grenache
- Frequency Illusion; Gerwürztraminer$20.00
Beer/Wine Hybrid w. Gewürztraminer juice from NY State.
- Frequency Illusion; Edelzwicker$20.00
Beer/Wine Hybrid w. NY State Gewürztraminer and rested upon Riesling skins.
- PLAIICES Cider$16.00
2018 Cider on Riesling Pomace
- Pourison*$18.00
- Guillemot; Frederiksdal Puncheon$20.00
Denser & Dark Saison
- Creek Field$12.00
Witbier w. Coriander & Orange Peel, Fermented with our Magickal Saison Yeast
- So Many Varieties$16.00
Multi Grain Kiwiberry Saison
- Branches II$14.00
Simple and Elegant spelt Saison
- Branches I$14.00
Spelt Saison.
- Guillemot; Heavy Toast$20.00
- Simplicity In The Sunset*$12.00
- Whatever, Nevermind*$16.00
- Zinfandel Whatever Nevermind$18.00
- Yumb*$8.00
Branches I
Spelt Saison.
Kombucha
Merchandise
Awake Minds
Stickers
- Alien Sticker 1$3.00
- Alien Sticker 2$3.00
- Alien Sticker 3$1.00
- Bat Logo Sticker$1.00
- Bottle Smell Taste$3.00
- Bottlr Chain$5.00
- Cloud$2.00
- Cool Bumper Sticker$2.00
- Crest Sticker$1.00
- Dudley Sticker$1.00
- Eyes Bloodshot Sticker$3.00
- Go Ride A Bike Sticker$2.00
- Flying Saucer Sticker$2.00
- Henry Dudley$2.00
- Patch$5.00
- Psycho T Sticker$3.00
- Rosé Sticker$2.00
- Oblivex Sticker$3.00
- St. Sevener$2.00
- Magnet$5.00
Super sick bat logo magnet that clocks in at 8.5” long!
Glassware
- Cloud Nordic$12.00
- Cryptical Development Glass$12.00
- Dudley Teku$12.00
- Eyes Pint$8.00
- Frequency Illusion Glass$12.00
- Helles Stein$30.00
- Henry Dudley$10.00
- Kombucha Glass$10.00
- Lager Mug$12.00
- Crest Logo Pint$10.00
- Only Void Text$12.00
- Para10 Taster Yellow$10.00
- Para11 Taster Green$10.00
- St. Sevener Pint$5.00
- Stemless Harmony "Mural" Glass$12.00
- Teeth White$15.00
- Trendler Pils Glass$12.00
Sahm Ferrara Pilsner Glass with Trendler Crest and Fish Scales. Holds roughly 13.5oz of our beloved Pilsner =)
- Trendler Tankard$10.00
Miscellaneous
Hats
Digital Print
Screen Print
Buttons/Pins (Copy)
Carnivorous Plants (Copy)
Mugs, etc. (Copy)
Apparel
Short Sleeve
- Alien Church Shirt$20.00
Black Shirt with 3 Photosynthesizing Reptoids and a small crest on the back.
- Awake Minds Black Shirt$20.00+
- Circle T Logo - Green$20.00+
- Circle T Logo Shirt$20.00
- Circle T Logo - Red$20.00+
- Cryptical Envelopment Shirt$25.00
- Cube - Black$25.00+
- Cube - Green$25.00+
- Dudley Shirt$20.00+
- Henry Dudley Shirt$30.00+
- Kombucha Shirt Black$20.00+
- Kombucha Shirt Grey$20.00+
- LLC Black Shirt$25.00+
- LLC Grey Shirt$25.00+
- Logo Shirt Black$20.00+
- Logo Shirt Cardinal$20.00
Red Cardinal T-Shirt with the Tired Hand's Crest
- Logo Shirt Indigo$20.00+
- Rose Shirt$20.00+
- Trapper Pie Shirt$10.00
Kids Shirts & Onesies
- Kids Circle T Shirt$10.00
A rad lil shirt adorned with our Psycho Circle T for the lovely lil hop-head in your life!
- Kids Rosé Shirt$10.00
A rad lil shirt adorned with our beloved cat Rosé for the lovely lil hop-head in your life!
- Circle T Onesie$10.00
A rad baby onesie adorned with our Psycho Circle T for the lovely lil hop-head in your life!
- Rosé Onesie$10.00
A rad baby onesie adorned with our beloved cat Rosé for the lovely lil hop-head in your life!