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Tony Boloney's Hoboken
Featured Items
- Classic Cheese (BYO) 12"
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
$13.00 - House - BYO Fries
plain jane skin-on and delicious. side of garlic aioli
$6.00 - 🏆 Ole'®
mezcal marinated ribeye, chipotle house sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & queso oaxaca string cheese. 🏆 Food Network Guy Fieri Cheesesteak Battle 🏆 LIVE with Kelly & Michael Nationwide Competition 🏆 Star Ledger Best Cheesesteak in New Jersey 🏆 Featured on Bitchin’ Kitchen, Cooking Channel, Vice Action Bronson Show & 1,000s more
$16.00
Slices
- Classic Cheese - Slice
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
$3.50 - Moonshiner - Slice$4.50
- Jerzey Fist Pump - Slice
spicy marinara, fennel sausage, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, caramelized fennel, pecorino
$5.50 - BEASTIALITY - SLICE
10 meats ravaged by mozzarella
$6.00 - Pope Leo - Slice
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
$5.00 - Burrrrata - Slice
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
$8.00 - Grumpy Gramps- Slice
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
$6.00 - Tikka- Slice
sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
$6.00 - All Chop Caesar! - Slice
dry aged mutz, chopped romaine, grilled chicken, smoked mutz, chimichurri caesar, crouton dust, pecorino
$5.50 - Da North Shore - Slice
mochiko fried garlic & butter hawaiian north shore shrimp, calrose sticky rice, dry aged & smoked mutz, aloha sauce
$8.00 - Lobsta Roll - Slice
steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
$12.00 - Oy Vey-Slice
8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti
$8.00 - Pepe Le Pizza- Slice
house white pie...cacio pepe style. cracked black pepper, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, stracciatella burrata, pecorino, evoo
$5.00 - CBR On Roids - Slice
dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fried chicken, extra smoked bacon, ‘roni grease ranch, potato chips
$6.00 - BLESS YER HEART- Slice
homemade buttermilk waffles, fried chicken, smoked bacon, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, hot honey
$6.00 - Winger - Slice
buffalo fried chicken, coolest ranch, blue cheese, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, celery
$5.00 - S#itfaced® Chicken - Slice
beer battered fried chicken, honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
$5.00 - Shogun Shadowboxer
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
$6.00 - Gindolune- Slice
ribye, smoked bacon, fresh mozzarella, garlic bread
$6.00 - Magic Mushroom- Slice
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
$5.50 - Mex-Corn Husker- Slice
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
$5.00 - Heart Attack - Slice
buffalo chicken mac-n-cheese, smoked bacon, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, coolest ranch
$6.00 - Ooh Laa Laa - Slice
french onion soup extra carmelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyere cheese, parsely.
$6.00 - I Will Smash You-Slice
Sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, cramelized onion
$8.00 - Supreme Tang - Slice
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, siracha thai ranch
$6.00 - Log-Cabin Creeper-Slice
SJ Smokehouse 8 hour smoked baby back ribs, honey stout bbq, smoked mutz, smoked ranch, crispy onion
$8.00 - Taco Taco Taco- Slice
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
$15.00 - Swine Fighter-Slice
vodka sauce, dry aged and smoked mozzarella, than topped with fuckloads of extra crispy double baked 'roni, & of course topped with a generous swirl of homemade 'roni-grease-ranch. Never heard of that... well we invented it so now ya did!
$12.00 - WAH GWAN - Slice
Jamaican beef patty mac-n-cheese stuffed pizza, golden butter crust, scotch bonnet & curry ranch
$12.00 - Ay Dios Mio - Vegan - Slice
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
$6.00 - OG Vegan- Slice
marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil
$6.00 - Vegan Pinky - Slice
spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
$6.00 - OUT OF STOCKGarlic KnotsOUT OF STOCK$1.00
- HOUSE - SLICE$6.50
CBR On Roids - Slice
dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fried chicken, extra smoked bacon, ‘roni grease ranch, potato chips
12" Pizza
- Classic Cheese (BYO) 12"
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
$13.00 - Moonshiner 12"
marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.
$16.00 - Burrrrrata 12"
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
$29.00 - Tikka 12"
sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
$22.00 - Ay Dios Mio 12"
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
$25.00 - Mex-Corn Husker 12"
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
$20.00 - Magic Mushroom 12"
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
$20.00 - Shogun Shadowboxer 12"
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
$22.00 - Supreme Tang 12"
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch
$22.00 - Winger 12"
serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
$19.00 - Grumpy Gramps 12"
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
$22.00 - Shitfaced Chicken 12"
beer battered chicken, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
$19.00 - Heart Attack 12"
Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch
$22.00 - Gindolune 12"
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust
$22.00 - Pope Leo 12"
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
$19.00 - I WILL SMASH YOU 12"
sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion
$29.00 - Oy Vey 12”
8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti
$29.00 - Swine Fighter 12"
I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch
$29.00 - OG Vegan 12"
marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil
$25.00 - Vegan Pinky 12"
spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
$25.00 - Taco Taco Taco 12"
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
$50.00 - Lobsta Roll 12"
steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
$39.00 - Pancho Franco 12"
grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips
$25.00 - Half & Half 12"$22.00
- Log-Cabin Creeper 12"
SJ Smokehouse 8 hour smoked baby back ribs, honey stout bbq, smoked mutz, smoked ranch, crispy onion
$29.00 - Ooh Laa Laa 12"
french onion soup extra caramelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyère cheese, parsley
$22.00 - Bless Yer Heart 12"
homemade buttermilk waffles, fried chicken, smoked bacon, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, hot honey
$22.00 - Beastiality 12"
10 meats ravaged by mozzarella
$22.00 - House 12"
spicy sicilian chili marinara, dry aged, fresh & smoked mozzarella
$22.00 - Wah Gwan 12"
Jamaican beef patty mac-n-cheese stuffed pizza, golden butter crust, scotch bonnet & curry ranch
$29.00 - Jerzey Fist Pump 12"
spicy marinara, fennel sausage, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, caramelized fennel, pecorino
$20.00 - All Chop Caesar! 12"
dry aged mutz, chopped romaine, grilled chicken, smoked mutz, chimichurri caesar, crouton dust, pecorino
$20.00 - Pepe Le Pizza 12"
cracked black pepper, garlic cream sauce, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, burrata, pecorino, evoo
$19.00 - CBR on Roids 12"
dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fried chicken, extra smoked bacon, ‘roni grease ranch, potato chips
$22.00 - OUT OF STOCKDa North Shore 12"
mochiko fried garlic & butter hawaiian north shore shrimp, calrose sticky rice, dry aged & smoked mutz, aloha sauce
OUT OF STOCK$29.00
18" Pizza
- Classic Cheese (BYO) 18"
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
$20.00 - Moonshiner 18"
marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.
$26.00 - Burrrrrata 18"
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
$39.00 - Tikka 18"
sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
$35.00 - Ay Dios Mio 18"
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
$35.00 - Mex-Corn Husker 18"
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
$29.00 - Magic Mushroom 18"
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
$29.00 - Shogun Shadowboxer 18"
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
$35.00 - Supreme Tang 18"
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch
$35.00 - Winger 18"
buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, serrano, cayenne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
$29.00 - Grumpy Gramps 18"
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
$35.00 - Shitfaced Chicken 18"
beer battered chicken or cauliflower, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
$29.00 - Heart Attack 18"
Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch
$35.00 - Gindolune 18"
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust
$35.00 - Pope Leo 18"
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
$29.00 - I WILL SMASH YOU 18"
sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion
$39.00 - Oy Vey 18"
8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti
$39.00 - Swine Fighter 18"
I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch
$49.00 - OG Vegan 18"
marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil
$35.00 - Vegan Pinky 18"
spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
$35.00 - Taco Taco Taco 18"
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
$100.00 - Lobsta Roll 18"
steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
$59.00 - Pancho Franco 18"
grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips
$35.00 - Half & Half 18"$29.00
- Log-Cabin Creeper 18"
SJ Smokehouse 8 hour smoked baby back ribs, honey stout bbq, smoked mutz, smoked ranch, crispy onion
$39.00 - Ooh Laa Laa 18"
french onion soup extra carmelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyere cheese, parsley
$35.00 - Lobsta’ Roll 18”
steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
$59.00 - Bless Yer Heart 18"
homemade buttermilk waffles, fried chicken, smoked bacon, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, hot honey
$35.00 - Beastiality 18"
10 meats ravaged by mutz & nj tomato marinara
$35.00 - House 18"
spicy sicilian chili marinara, dry aged, fresh & smoked mozzarella. Recommended as a square pie
$35.00 - Jerzey Fist Pump 18"
spicy marinara, fennel sausage, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, caramelized fennel, pecorino
$32.00 - All Chop Caesar! 18"
dry aged mutz, chopped romaine, grilled chicken, smoked mutz, chimichurri caesar, crouton dust, pecorino
$32.00 - OUT OF STOCKDa North Shore 18"
mochiko fried garlic & butter hawaiian north shore shrimp, calrose sticky rice, dry aged & smoked mutz, aloha sauce
OUT OF STOCK$39.00 - CBR on Roids 18"
dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fried chicken, extra smoked bacon, ‘roni grease ranch, potato chips
$35.00 - Wah Gwan 18"
Jamaican beef patty mac-n-cheese stuffed pizza, golden butter crust, scotch bonnet & curry ranch
$49.00 - Pepe Le Pizza 18"
house white pie...cacio pepe style. cracked black pepper, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, stracciatella burrata, pecorino, evoo
$35.00
Subs - Hot
- 🏆 Ole'®
mezcal marinated ribeye, chipotle house sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & queso oaxaca string cheese. 🏆 Food Network Guy Fieri Cheesesteak Battle 🏆 LIVE with Kelly & Michael Nationwide Competition 🏆 Star Ledger Best Cheesesteak in New Jersey 🏆 Featured on Bitchin’ Kitchen, Cooking Channel, Vice Action Bronson Show & 1,000s more
$16.00 - Bumblin' Bee
Angry Bee Mad Mutz® Sticks, fried chicken cutlet, drowned in Mike’s Hot Honey TB Mustard sauce, smoked bacon, dry aged mutz & potato chips
$18.00 - TeKā THE SHAKā
hawaiian north shore mea weliweli! mochiko fried garlic hawaiian north shore truck style shrimp, calrose sticky rice, smoked mutz, aloha sauce, parsley pss...its tony’s favorite sub!
$22.00 - Boloney Rex®
pull-out game! 8 hour bone-in short-rib, smoked volcano wiz, caveman sauce
$35.00 - Chopped Patty
jamican beef patty chopped cheese wid scotch bonnet an allspice seasoned beef, curry onions, scallions, and custom Jamican curry fresh mutz straight from di laboratory
$16.00 - Miss Siam คิดถึงสยาม
rice noodle, pad thai satay chicken, ‘shroom or ribeye, cilantro, peanut, sriracha ranch, smoked mozz, sesame
$18.00 - LPP
lemon pepper parm: buttermilk fried chicken, lemon pepper sauce, fresh mozzarella, pecorino & parsley
$16.00 - The Snuggla®
Creamy tomato soup, chicken cutlet, extra Muenster cheese, smoked bacon, crouton dust
$17.00 - Oui Oui "Wee Wee"
french onion cheesesteak. french onion soup caramelized onions, shaved ribeye, gruyere cheese, parsley
$17.00 - 🏆 Bubbe's Bad Leroy®
8 hr brisket, goat cheese, fried jalapeño, bubee sauce, beet horseradish, havarti, crispy bloom onions 🏆 Voted Best Cheesesteak In NJ Star Ledger
$19.00 - Crabby Killer
jumbo lump crab, grilled chicken, bayou butter, garlic, fresh mutz, parsley
$22.00 - Lobsta Trap
steamed lobsta, garlic aioli, bayou butter, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt
$35.00 - Thundercat
chicken cutlet, 80’s style creamed spinach, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, crispy onion
$18.00 - Punjabo
tikka masala fried chicken or cauliflower, fresh mozzarella, green chutney, cilantro, seeded roll
$17.00 - Squash Tha Beef
marinara, eggplant meatballs, sage pesto, house smoked vegan mozzarella, basil, evoo
$17.00 - Shitfaced 3000®
beer battered bird, honey stout bbq, smoked bacon, aged mutz, sharp cheddar, fritos
$17.00 - Shoobie
fried chicken, the coolest ranch dressing, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, fresh mutz, potato chips
$16.00 - Ducktown Melt
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh mozzarella on garlic bread
$17.00 - DA Ruler
burrata straciatella, short-rib meatballs, vodka sauce, smoked fresh mozzerall, basil, pecorino, toasted seeded roll. Can be made vegan!
$18.00 - Jerzey Jezebel®
nashville fried hot chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mutz, dill aioli, purple slaw
$17.00 - Boken-Boy®
chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, soppressata, arugula, fresh & smoked mutz, lemon vinaigrette
$16.00 - Diving Buffalo
serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
$16.00 - Flying Guillotine 武堂
sesame roll, shaolin garlic & chili sesame oil fried chicken or cauliflower, szechuan ranch, nori, smoked mozzarella, scallion
$17.00 - Brotherly Love
ribeye, sharp wiz, grilled onion, calabrian chili spread, fried nj long hot pepper
$16.00 - Build Your Own Sub
put whatever the f#ck you want on it!
$5.00 - Geppetto
house parm sub. salted ricotta, fresh basil, shaved pecorino, seeded roll, extra virgin olive oil
$16.00 - Vegan Ole
house-made seitan, chipotle ole sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & vegan mexican string cheese
$17.00 - Jawnzin'
sicilian chili spread, massive italian fennel sausage, smoked mutz, sautéed caramelized fennel & spicy chili oil
$18.00 - GARDEN STATE PORKWAY
shaved porkroll & ribeye, grilled to perfection w/ caramelized onions, garlic aioli, long hot peppers, chili spread & extra sharp white wiz
$18.00 - TRUFFLE MUNCHER
Mad Mutz® truffle mutz sticks, ribeye, truffle cream sauce, cremini mushroom, burrata, crispy onions, parsley
$18.00 - TIO BASTARDO$17.00
- Gravy Train$17.00
Mad Mutz® Fresh Mozzarella Sticks
- Goombah Original Mozzarella Sticks (5)
creamy mozzarella, jersey italian crust
$15.00 - Flamin’ Hot Mozzarella Sticks (5)
spicy mozzarella & flamin’ hot cheeto crust
$17.00 - Pepe! Mozzarella Sticks (5)
cacio e pepe mozzarella, black pepper pecorino crust
$15.00 - Smoked Mozzarella Sticks (5)
hickory smoked mozzarella, smoked pecorino crust
$15.00 - Truffle Mozzarella Sticks (5)
black & white truffle mozzarella, crispy truffle panko crust
$15.00 - OUT OF STOCKChimichurri Mozzarella Sticks (5)
cilantro & garlic chimichurri mozzarella w/ garlic pecorino crust
OUT OF STOCK$15.00 - Mozzarella Stick Sampler (6)
one of each, 6 sticks total
$17.00 - Satan’s Hell Sticks (5)
black carolina reaper mutz, charcoal ghost crust
$30.00 - Unicorn (5)
our famouse rainbow mozzarella sticks! A unicorn died for this...enjoy
$20.00 - ANGRY BEE
Mike‘s Honey Fresh Mutz & Mike’s Hot Honey caramelized crust. Mike’s Hot Honey dipping sauce
$17.00 - DAT WIRI
Guyanese golden butta flop patty crust & Wiri Wiri peppa‘ fresh mutz Wah Gwan Curry Ranch dipping sauce
$17.00 - BE-HIVE YO' SELF VEGAN
BE-HIVE vegan garlic & herb mutz w/ vegan pecorino & herb GF crust Vegan Ole Chipotle Ranch dipping sauce
$17.00
Mac Balls
Wings
- Shaolin Assasin
shaolin crispy garlic & chili, sesame seed, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
- MOL-EHHHHYYY
black oaxacan mole: chili, chocolate & spices, toasted pumpkin seed
- LUCIFER
ghost-scorpion-reaper face melting death, scallion
- Winger - House Buffalo
serrano, cayanne & guajillo buffalo sauce, shaved. celery
- Bayou
bayou butter, parsley
- Shitfaced
honey stout bbq, crushed fritos
- Siam Satay
pad thai sauce, crushed peanuts, cilantro
- STINGERZ - HOT HONEY
habanero hot honey
- DIRTY SOUTH - LEMON PEPPER
lemon rind & cracked black pepper, pecorino, parsley
- Ole
chipotle sauce, cilantro
- Plain
- Tikka
tikka masala, green chutney, cilantro
Fry
- House - BYO Fries
plain jane skin-on and delicious. side of garlic aioli
$6.00 - Barbarian Fries
coolest ranch, smoked bacon, dry aged & fresh mozzarella
$14.00 - S#itfaced Fries
honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella, sharp cheddar, smoked bacon, fritos
$14.00 - Elote Fries
roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
$14.00 - Winger Fries
buffalo sauce, dry aged & fresh mozzarella, blue cheese, coolest ranch, celery
$13.00 - Crustacean Fries
jumbo lump crab, bayou butter, fresh mutz, fresh garlic, parsley
$18.00 - Disco Prince Fries
garlic & herb gravy, dry aged & fresh mozzarella, scallions
$14.00 - Monopoly Fries
ridiculous amounts of 6 melted cheeses
$15.00 - Bastardo Fundito Fries
chipotle sauce, black beans, roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeño crema, cilantro
$16.00
Apps
- Cheezy Garlic Bread
w/ a side of marinara or vodka sauce
$10.00 - OUT OF STOCKChicken Tenders (3) & Fries
hand battered chicken tenders w/ honey mustard dipping sauce
OUT OF STOCK$14.00 - OUT OF STOCKVampire Garlic Knots 8
8 Knots w/ choice of sauce
OUT OF STOCK$5.00 - OUT OF STOCKVegan Vampire Garlic Knots 8OUT OF STOCK$5.00
Salad
- Uptown Cobb
romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard boiled egg, blue cheese, grape tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.
$18.00 - Boken Girl
arugula spring mix, sicilian soppressata, fresh & smoked mozzarella, grape tomato, chicken cutlet, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.
$18.00 - Hotness
romaine, nashville fried chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mozzarella, slaw, creamy dill dressing on the side.
$18.00 - Pueblito
romaine, spicy mole grilled chicken, steak, or mushroom, roasted corn, black bean, grape tomato, string cheese, cilantro, tortilla chip, smashed avocado, pumpkin seeds, pickled jalapeño crema dressing on the side.
$18.00 - Cesar Gaucho
romaine, croutons, parmesean, fresh mutz, chimichurri caesar
$14.00 - Side Piece - Garden Salad -BYO
Romaine, cucumber, grape tomato, red onion, green peppers. Dressing on the side.
$12.00
Subs - Cold
- The Commission
calabrian chili, soppressata, pistachio mortadella, copa, crispy onion, stracciatella burrata, balsamic honey, lemon vinegarette, seeded roll
$15.00 - Miss 'Merica
smoked turkey, baby arugula, smoked mozzarella, tomato, garlic aioli, lemon vinegarette
$16.00 - OUT OF STOCKCAPR-A-C
Fresh mozzarella, sicilian artichoke cream, tomato, basil, balsamic, tony's sicilian olive oil, pecorino
OUT OF STOCK$16.00
Fresh Mozzarella
- Sea Salt Mozzarella 16 oz
Original Sea Salt Mozzarella that put us on the map
$14.00 - OUT OF STOCKSicilian Chili Mozzarella - 16 oz
Spicy sicilian chili mozzarella
OUT OF STOCK$16.00 - OUT OF STOCKTruffle Mozzarella -16 oz
Black & White Truffle Mozzarella
OUT OF STOCK$16.00 - OUT OF STOCKBurrata - Original 16 oz
Stuffed Mozzarella
OUT OF STOCK$16.00 - OUT OF STOCK3X Cream - Mozzarella
Three times the buttermilk fat of our Sea Salt mozzarella. The best we have ever made.
OUT OF STOCK$16.00 - OUT OF STOCKGoatOUT OF STOCK$16.00
- OUT OF STOCKPestoOUT OF STOCK$16.00
- OUT OF STOCKSmoked Mozzarella 16ozOUT OF STOCK$16.00
- OUT OF STOCKCharcoal LemonOUT OF STOCK$16.00
- OUT OF STOCKTuscanOUT OF STOCK$16.00
Pasta
- OUT OF STOCKCrabby Parm Pasta
Local crab, drawn butter, fresh mozzarella, bayou spices, parsley
OUT OF STOCK$28.00 - OUT OF STOCKThundercat Parm Pasta
creamed spinach, fresh mutz, sesame seed, chicken or eggplant cutlet, crispy onion
OUT OF STOCK$22.00 - OUT OF STOCKBuff-O-Parm Pasta
Buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, blue cheese, crispy celery, fresh mozzarella. Tony's Tip - add burrata!
OUT OF STOCK$22.00 - OUT OF STOCKMillie Parm Pasta
House parm pasta. salted ricotta, basil, shaved pecorino
OUT OF STOCK$22.00 - OUT OF STOCKOle Parm Pasta
Mezcal marinated steak, grilled chicken or shaved seitan. chipotle, fried onions, cilantro & Mexican string cheese.
OUT OF STOCK$22.00 - OUT OF STOCKOG Vegan Parm Pasta
sage pesto, vegan eggplant meatball, marinara, vegan mutz, basil
OUT OF STOCK$22.00
Catering
Drinks & Chips
Side Sauce
- Mike's Hot Honey K-Cup$3.00
- 'Roni Grease Ranch Side$3.00
- Bayou Butter Side$3.00
- Blue Cheese Sauce Side$3.00
- Buffalo Sauce Side$3.00
- Caveman Sauce Side$3.00
- Chili Spread Side$4.00
- Chipotle Ranch Sauce Side$3.00
- Coolest Ranch Sauce Side$3.00
- Dill Ranch Sauce Side$3.00
- Garlic Mayo Sauce Side$3.00
- Green Chutney Side$3.00
- Horseradish Mayo Sauce Side$3.00
- Jalapeno Mayo Sauce Side$3.00
- Lemon Vinaigrette$3.00
- Marinara Sauce Side$3.00
- Ole Sauce Side$3.00
- Passover Sauce Side$3.00
- Pesto Ranch Sauce Side$3.00
- OUT OF STOCKShaolin Assassin Sauce SideOUT OF STOCK$3.00
- S#itfaced Sauce Side$3.00
- Siam Satay Sauce Side$3.00
- Smash Sauce Side$3.00
- Stingerz Hot Honey Sauce Side$3.00
- Thai Ranch Sauce Side$3.00
- Tikka Sauce Side$3.00
- Vegan Chipotle Ranch Sauce Side$3.00
- Vegan Jalapeno Sauce Side$3.00
- Vegan Ole Sauce Side$3.00
- Vegan Pink Sauce Side$3.00
- Vodka Sauce Side$3.00
- Volcano Smoked Wiz$3.00
- Winger Sauce Side$3.00