
Tony Boloney's Jersey City
Featured Items
Classic Cheese (BYO) 12"
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
$13.00🏆 Ole'®
mezcal marinated ribeye, chipotle Ole Sauce®, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & homemade-hand pulled queso oaxaca mexican string cheese we make in our Mad MutzTM Lab! Can be made vegan! 🏆 Food Network Guy Fieri Cheesesteak Battle 🏆 LIVE with Kelly & Michael Nationwide Competition 🏆 Star Ledger Best Cheesesteak in New Jersey 🏆 Featured on Bitchin’ Kitchen, Cooking Channel, Vice Action Bronson Show & 1,000s more
$16.005 Wings
$8.00
Subs - Hot
🏆 Ole'®
mezcal marinated ribeye, chipotle Ole Sauce®, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & homemade-hand pulled queso oaxaca mexican string cheese we make in our Mad MutzTM Lab! Can be made vegan! 🏆 Food Network Guy Fieri Cheesesteak Battle 🏆 LIVE with Kelly & Michael Nationwide Competition 🏆 Star Ledger Best Cheesesteak in New Jersey 🏆 Featured on Bitchin’ Kitchen, Cooking Channel, Vice Action Bronson Show & 1,000s more
$16.00🦴 Boloney Rex®
pull-out game! 8 hour bone-in short-rib, smoked volcano wiz, caveman sauce
$35.00🌶️ POP OUT! - NEW
jalapeno popper sub...Kendrick would loose this battle! jalapeno cream cheese spread, buttermilk fried chicken, diced jalapenos, dry aged mutz, The Popper Mad Mutz TM sticks, Popper jalapeno sauce, pretzel dust
$18.00🇯🇲 Chopped Patty
wah gwaan, make ‘dis batty shake! jamaican beef patty chopped cheese wid scotch bonnet an’ allspice beef, curry onions, scallions & curry ranch
$17.00Goombah Cowboy - NEW
nah partner, you can‘t handle this... ribeye, fried onions, vodka sauce, smoked & fresh mutz, extra crispy ‘roni, ’roni grease ranch.
$20.00Oui Oui "Wee Wee"
french onion soup cheesesteak french onion soup caramelized onions, ribeye, xtra gruyère, parsley
$18.00Brotherly Love
ribeye, sharp white wiz, fried onion, TB’s HOT BOI spread (wet hots are trash), fried long hot peppers
$16.00Miss Siam คิดถึงสยาม
rice noodle, pad thai satay chicken, ‘shroom or ribeye, cilantro, peanut, sriracha ranch, smoked mozz, sesame
$19.00Ducktown Melt
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh mozzarella on garlic bread
$18.00Crabby Killer
jumbo lump crab, grilled chicken, bayou butter, garlic, fresh mutz, parsley
$22.00Lobsta Trap
lobster roll on ‘roids lobster, bayou butter, celery salt, garlic aioli, fresh & smoked mutz, parsley
$35.00OUT OF STOCKFORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED - NEW
Black Carolina Reaper Hell-on-earth fried chicken, Hottie mutz, Lucifer Mad Mutz TM sticks, Heathen sauce
$20.00Shitfaced 3000®
a tony boloney’s classic fried chicken, s#itfaced honey stout bbq, smoked bacon, dry aged mutz, sharp cheddar, fritos
$18.00Shoobie
fried chicken cutlet, coolest ranch, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, melted dry aged mutz, potato chips...and more ranch!
$16.00The Snuggla®
grilled cheese, tomato soup & chic parm got frisky fried chicken cutlet, creamy vodka sauce, xtra melted muenster, smoked bacon, crouton dust
$18.00DA Ruler
house parm sub burrata, choose your protein (we recommend meatballs!), vodka sauce, fresh and smoked mutz, basil, pecorino, seeded roll
$18.00Jerzey Jezebel®
nashville hot dipped fried chicken or cauliflower, sour dill pickles, smoked mutz, dill ranch, purple slaw
$17.00Boken-Boy®
a hoboken original fried chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, soppressata, baby arugula, fresh & smoked mutz, lemon vinaigrette
$16.00LPP
yeah you know me! lemon pepper parm...fried chicken, fresh mutz, lemon pepper sauce, pecorino, parsley
$17.00TeKā THE SHAKā
hawaiian north shore mea weliweli! mochiko fried garlic hawaiian north shore truck style shrimp, calrose sticky rice, smoked mutz, aloha sauce, parsley pss...its tony’s favorite sub!
$20.00Bumblin' Bee
Angry Bee Mad Mutz® Sticks, fried chicken cutlet, drowned in Mike’s Hot Honey TB Mustard sauce, smoked bacon, dry aged mutz & potato chips
$18.00Thundercat
chicken cutlet, 80’s style creamed spinach, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, crispy onion
$18.00Punjabo
tikka masala fried chicken or cauliflower, fresh mozzarella, green chutney, cilantro, seeded roll
$17.00Squash Tha Beef
marinara, eggplant meatballs, sage pesto, house smoked vegan mozzarella, basil, evoo
$17.00Diving Buffalo
serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
$16.00Geppetto
house parm sub. salted ricotta, fresh basil, shaved pecorino, seeded roll, extra virgin olive oil
$16.00GARDEN STATE PORKWAY
shaved porkroll & ribeye, grilled to perfection w/ caramelized onions, garlic aioli, long hot peppers, chili spread & extra sharp white wiz
$18.00TRUFFLE MUNCHER
Mad Mutz® truffle mutz sticks, ribeye, truffle cream sauce, cremini mushroom, burrata, crispy onions, parsley
$18.00TIO BASTARDO
$17.00U A LAME? BYO SUB
put whatever the f#ck you want on it!
$5.00
12" Pizza
Classic Cheese (BYO) 12"
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
$13.00Diablo Popper 12" - New
$20.00Da North Shore 12"
mochiko fried garlic & butter hawaiian north shore shrimp, calrose sticky rice, dry aged & smoked mutz, aloha sauce
$29.00Lobsta Roll 12"
steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
$32.00OUT OF STOCKTaco Taco Taco 12"
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
$50.00Swine Fighter 12"
I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch
$39.00LIL PIGGIE GOT SMOKED! 12"
Bacon vodka sauce, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, extra crispy smoked bacon, bacon grease ranch and...more bacon!
$45.00CBR on Roids 12"
dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fried chicken, extra smoked bacon, ‘roni grease ranch, potato chips
$20.00Wah Gwan 12"
Jamaican beef patty mac-n-cheese stuffed pizza, golden butter crust, scotch bonnet & curry ranch
$20.00Supreme Tang 12"
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch
$20.00K-Pop Mic Drop - 12"
black sesame seed crust, gojuchang buldak fire, 3 cheese, scallion. chopsticks included for the cheese puuuuuuul!
$29.00I WILL SMASH YOU 12"
sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion
$29.00Shitfaced Chicken 12"
beer battered chicken, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
$19.00Magic Mushroom 12"
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
$19.00Mex-Corn Husker 12"
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
$19.00Heart Attack 12"
Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch
$20.00Ooh Laa Laa 12"
french onion soup extra caramelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyère cheese, parsley
$20.00☠️ HELL ON EARTH 12"
$29.00Tikka 12"
sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
$19.00Winger 12"
serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
$19.00Ay Dios Mio 12"
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
$19.00Moonshiner 12"
marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.
$19.00Jerzey Fist Pump 12"
spicy marinara, fennel sausage, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, caramelized fennel, pecorino
$20.00Beastiality 12"
10 meats ravaged by mozzarella
$29.00Pope Leo 12"
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
$19.00Burrrrrata 12"
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
$29.00Grumpy Gramps 12"
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
$20.00CHEESE GRILLZ 12"
Grilled Cheese Pizza! Sourdough crouton crust, vodka sauce, extra muenster cheese, smoked bacon, sour cream & a lil' more crouton dust!
$20.00OG Vegan 12"
marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil
$20.00Vegan Pinky 12"
spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
$20.00Maclote Vegan 12"
$20.00Holy Seoul Vegan 12"
$20.00Shogun Shadowboxer 12"
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
$20.00Gindolune 12"
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust
$20.00Pancho Franco 12"
grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips
$20.00Half & Half 12"
$20.00Bless Yer Heart 12"
homemade buttermilk waffles, fried chicken, smoked bacon, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, hot honey
$20.00Pepe Le 12"
cracked black pepper, garlic cream sauce, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, burrata, pecorino, evoo
$19.00
18" Pizza
Classic Cheese (BYO) 18"
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
$20.00🔥 Diablo Popper 18" - NEW
pretzel crust, Popper jalapeno sauce, buttermilk fried chicken, diced jalapenos, dry aged mutz, The Popper Mad Mutz sticks, Jalapeno cream cheese drizzle
$32.00Taco Taco Taco 18"
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
$100.00Swine Fighter 18"
I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch
$65.00LIL PIGGIE GOT SMOKED! 18"
Bacon vodka sauce, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, extra crispy smoked bacon, bacon grease ranch and...more bacon!
$85.00Da North Shore 18"
mochiko fried garlic & butter hawaiian north shore shrimp, calrose sticky rice, dry aged & smoked mutz, aloha sauce
$39.00Lobsta Roll 18"
steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
$59.00OUT OF STOCKCBR on Roids 18"
dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fried chicken, extra smoked bacon, ‘roni grease ranch, potato chips
$35.00Wah Gwan 18" - NEW
Jamaican beef patty mac-n-cheese stuffed pizza, golden butter crust, scotch bonnet & curry ranch
$35.00Supreme Tang 18"
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch
$35.00K-Pop Mic Drop - 18"
black sesame seed crust, gojuchang buldak fire, 3 cheese, scallion. chopsticks included for the cheese puuuuuuul!
$35.00I WILL F#CKIN SMASH U 18"
sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion
$39.00Shitfaced Chicken 18"
beer battered chicken or cauliflower, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
$29.00Magic Mushroom 18"
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
$29.00Mex-Corn Husker 18"
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
$29.00Heart Attack 18"
Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch
$35.00Ooh Laa Laa 18"
french onion soup extra carmelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyere cheese, parsley
$35.00☠️ HELL ON EARTH 18" - NEW
$39.00Tikka 18"
sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
$35.00Winger 18"
buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, serrano, cayenne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
$29.00Ay Dios Mio 18"
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
$35.00Moonshiner 18"
marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.
$26.00Jerzey Fist Pump 18"
spicy marinara, fennel sausage, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, caramelized fennel, pecorino
$32.00Beastiality 18"
10 meats ravaged by mutz & nj tomato marinara
$35.00Pope Leo 18"
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
$29.00Burrrrrata 18"
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
$39.00Grumpy Gramps 18"
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
$35.00CHEESE GRILLZ 18" - NEW
Grilled Cheese Pizza! Sourdough crouton crust, vodka sauce, extra muenster cheese, smoked bacon, sour cream & a lil' more crouton dust!
$29.00OG Vegan 18"
marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil
$35.00Vegan Pinky 18"
spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
$35.00Maclote Vegan 18" - NEW
$32.00OUT OF STOCKHoly Seoul Vegan 18" - NEW
$32.00OUT OF STOCKShogun Shadowboxer 18"
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
$35.00Gindolune 18"
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust
$35.00Half & Half 18"
$29.00Bless Yer Heart 18"
homemade buttermilk waffles, fried chicken, smoked bacon, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, hot honey
$35.00OUT OF STOCKHouse 18"
spicy sicilian chili marinara, dry aged, fresh & smoked mozzarella. Recommended as a square pie
$35.00Pepe Le Pizza 18"
house white pie...cacio pepe style. cracked black pepper, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, stracciatella burrata, pecorino, evoo
$35.00
Calzone - New
Mad Mutz® Fresh Mozzarella Sticks
Nonna Original Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Fresh Mozzarella with an Old-School Italian, Rosemary Crumb Crust.
$15.00Mad Sampler Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
A Crazy Selection of Our Fan Favorites 1x The Nonna 1x The Gaucho 1x The Ole' Smokey 1x The Cacio Pepe 1x The Hottie
$15.00IT'S ALIVE Mad Sampler Mad Mutz® Sticks (10)
A Crazy Selection of Our Fan Favorites Try Them All! 2x The Nonna 1x The Gaucho 1x The Ole' Smokey 1x The Cacio Pepe 1x The Hottie 1x The Lucifer 1x The Truffler 1x Da Patty 1x The Popper
$29.00OUT OF STOCKThe Popper Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Cream Cheese Style Jalapeno Fresh Mozzarella with a Pretzel Jalapeno Crust Lil' Spicy!
$16.00Da Patty Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Jamaican Golden Patty Crust with a Wiri Wiri Pepper Fresh Mozzarella A Bit Hot!
$15.00Hottie Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Sharp Cheddar Mozzarella with a Spicy Cracker Crumb Crust. Mildly Hot
$16.00Cacio Pepe Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Fresh Mozzarella with a Pecorino & Black Pepper Bread Crumb Crust.
$16.00Ole Smokey Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Deeply Smoked Mozzarella with an Herby Jersey Bread Crumb Crust
$15.00OUT OF STOCKTruffler Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Delicate Truffle Mozzarella with a Truffle Panko Bread Crumb Crust.
$16.00Gaucho Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Savory Chimichurri Mozzarella with a Garlic & Herb Bread Crumb Crust.
$15.00Lucifer Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Scorching 10-Pepper Blend Mozzarella with a 2.9 MILLION Scoville Charcoal Crust. Devilishly Hot!
$19.00Unicorn Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Rainbow Colored Fresh Mozzarella with a Sparkly Classic Crumb Crust (All Natural Food Coloring)
$18.00Angry Bee Mike's Hot Honey Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
Mike‘s Honey Fresh Mutz & Mike’s Hot Honey caramelized crust. Mike’s Hot Honey dipping sauce
$15.00OUT OF STOCKBe-Hive Yo' Self Vegan Mad Mutz® Sticks (5)
BE-HIVE vegan garlic & herb mutz w/ vegan pecorino & herb GF crust Vegan Ole Chipotle Ranch dipping sauce
$17.00OUT OF STOCK
Slices
Classic Cheese - Slice
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
$3.50LIL PIGGIE GOT SMOKED! - Slice
Bacon vodka sauce, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, extra crispy smoked bacon, bacon grease ranch and...more bacon!
$15.00Taco Taco Taco- Slice
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
$15.00Swine Fighter-Slice
vodka sauce, dry aged and smoked mozzarella, than topped with fuckloads of extra crispy double baked 'roni, & of course topped with a generous swirl of homemade 'roni-grease-ranch. Never heard of that... well we invented it so now ya did!
$13.00Diablo Popper - Slice
$6.00Da North Shore - Slice
mochiko fried garlic & butter hawaiian north shore shrimp, calrose sticky rice, dry aged & smoked mutz, aloha sauce
$9.00Lobsta Roll - Slice
steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
$12.00OUT OF STOCKCBR On Roids - Slice
dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fried chicken, extra smoked bacon, ‘roni grease ranch, potato chips
$6.00WAH GWAN - Slice
Jamaican beef patty mac-n-cheese stuffed pizza, golden butter crust, scotch bonnet & curry ranch
$6.00Supreme Tang - Slice
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, siracha thai ranch
$6.00K-Pop Mic Drop- Slice
black sesame seed crust, gojuchang buldak fire, 3 cheese, scallion. chopsticks included for the cheese puuuuuuul!
$9.00I Will Smash You-Slice
Sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, cramelized onion
$9.00S#itfaced® Chicken - Slice
beer battered fried chicken, honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
$5.00Magic Mushroom- Slice
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
$5.00Mex-Corn Husker- Slice
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
$5.00Heart Attack - Slice
buffalo chicken mac-n-cheese, smoked bacon, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, coolest ranch
$6.00Ooh Laa Laa - Slice
french onion soup extra carmelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyere cheese, parsely.
$6.00Hell On Earth - Slice
$9.00Tikka- Slice
sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
$5.00Winger - Slice
buffalo fried chicken, coolest ranch, blue cheese, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, celery
$5.00Ay Dios Mio - Slice
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
$5.00Moonshiner - Slice
$5.00Jerzey Fist Pump - Slice
spicy marinara, fennel sausage, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, caramelized fennel, pecorino
$6.00BEASTIALITY - Slice
10 meats ravaged by mozzarella
$9.00Pope Leo - Slice
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
$5.00Burrrrata - Slice
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
$9.00Grumpy Gramps- Slice
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
$6.00CHEESE GRILLZ - Slice
Grilled Cheese Pizza! Sourdough crouton crust, vodka sauce, extra muenster cheese, smoked bacon, sour cream & a lil' more crouton dust!
$6.00OG Vegan- Slice
marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil
$6.00Vegan Pinky - Slice
spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
$6.00Maclote Vegan - Slice
$6.00Holy Seoul Vegan - Slice
$6.00Pepe Le Pizza- Slice
house white pie...cacio pepe style. cracked black pepper, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, stracciatella burrata, pecorino, evoo
$5.00BLESS YER HEART- Slice
homemade buttermilk waffles, fried chicken, smoked bacon, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, hot honey
$6.00OUT OF STOCKShogun Shadowboxer - Slice
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
$5.00Gindolune- Slice
ribye, smoked bacon, fresh mozzarella, garlic bread
$5.00Garlic Knots
$1.00OUT OF STOCK
Fry
House - BYO Fries
plain jane skin-on and delicious. side of garlic aioli
$6.00Barbarian Fries
coolest ranch, smoked bacon, dry aged & fresh mozzarella
$14.00S#itfaced Fries
honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella, sharp cheddar, smoked bacon, fritos
$14.00Elote Fries
roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
$14.00Rude Bwoy Fries
jamaican scotch bonnet an’ allspice, da white wiz, curry onions, scallions & curry ranch
$14.00Winger Fries
buffalo sauce, dry aged & fresh mozzarella, blue cheese, coolest ranch, celery
$13.00Smash Fries
TB Smash Sauce, caramelized onion, pickles, dry aged & smoked mutz add a burger
$14.00Crustacean Fries
jumbo lump crab, bayou butter, fresh mutz, fresh garlic, parsley
$18.00Drunk 'Za Fries
vodka sauce, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, smoked ‘roni, ’roni grease ranch
$14.00Monopoly Fries
ridiculous amounts of 6 melted cheeses
$15.00Bastardo Fundito Fries
chipotle sauce, black beans, roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeño crema, cilantro
$16.00
Apps & Dessert
Cheezy Garlic Bread
w/ a side of marinara or vodka sauce
$10.00Chicken Tenders (3) & Fries
hand battered chicken tenders w/ honey mustard dipping sauce
$14.00Vampire Garlic Knots 8
8 Knots w/ choice of sauce
$5.00OUT OF STOCKVegan Vampire Garlic Knots 8
$5.00OUT OF STOCKPunkin' Spice Churros
Could be trick, could be treat. Bite into our seasonal dessert for either a delicious pumpkin spice churro or a nasty black liquorice surprise. Boo! JK! Also comes w/ pumpkin spice cream cheese frosting to dip.
$12.00
Salad
Uptown Cobb
romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard boiled egg, blue cheese, grape tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.
$18.00Boken Girl
arugula spring mix, sicilian soppressata, fresh & smoked mozzarella, grape tomato, chicken cutlet, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.
$18.00Hotness
romaine, nashville fried chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mozzarella, slaw, creamy dill dressing on the side.
$18.00Pueblito
romaine, spicy mole grilled chicken, steak, or mushroom, roasted corn, black bean, grape tomato, string cheese, cilantro, tortilla chip, smashed avocado, pumpkin seeds, pickled jalapeño crema dressing on the side.
$18.00Cesar Gaucho
romaine, croutons, parmesean, fresh mutz, chimichurri caesar
$14.00Side Piece - Garden Salad -BYO
Romaine, cucumber, grape tomato, red onion, green peppers. Dressing on the side.
$12.00Headless Horse-Person
mixed greens, roasted pumpkin, goat cheese, toasted pumpkin seed, crispy bloomin onion, balsamci honey.
$18.00OUT OF STOCK
Subs - Cold
The Commission
calabrian chili, soppressata, pistachio mortadella, copa, crispy onion, stracciatella burrata, balsamic honey, lemon vinegarette, seeded roll
$15.00Miss 'Merica
smoked turkey, baby arugula, smoked mozzarella, tomato, garlic aioli, lemon vinegarette
$16.00CAPR-A-C
Fresh mozzarella, sicilian artichoke cream, tomato, basil, balsamic, tony's sicilian olive oil, pecorino
$16.00
Fresh Mozzarella
Sea Salt Mozzarella 16 oz
Original Sea Salt Mozzarella that put us on the map
$14.00OUT OF STOCKSicilian Chili Mozzarella - 16 oz
Spicy sicilian chili mozzarella
$16.00OUT OF STOCKTruffle Mozzarella -16 oz
Black & White Truffle Mozzarella
$16.00OUT OF STOCKBurrata - Original 20 oz
Stuffed Mozzarella
$18.00OUT OF STOCK3X Cream - Mozzarella
Three times the buttermilk fat of our Sea Salt mozzarella. The best we have ever made.
$16.00OUT OF STOCKGoat 16 oz
$16.00OUT OF STOCKChimuchurri 16 oz
$16.00OUT OF STOCKSmoked Mozzarella 16oz
$16.00OUT OF STOCKTuscan Rosemary & Garlic
$16.00OUT OF STOCKLil Balls Marinated in Olive Oil & Chili
$18.00OUT OF STOCKFresh Ricotta
$16.00OUT OF STOCKScamorza
$16.00OUT OF STOCKSmoked Scamorza
$18.00OUT OF STOCK
Catering
Deathwish Burrito
RIPPER
ribeye steak, chipotle ranch, spicy hash-brown, 3 scrambled eggs, refried black beans, monteray jack, cilantro, queso cotija. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
$18.00ELOTES RESACA
grilled chicken, elotes, avocado mash, 3 scrambled eggs, refried black beans, spicy hash-brown, cilantro, queso cotija, jalapeno crema. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
$18.00MATADOR
birria 8 hr stewed shredded beef, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, radish, onion, jalapeno ranch. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
$18.00OUT OF STOCKBASIC SOCIO
disturbing amount of smoked bacon, garlic mayonaisa, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, mole ketchup. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
$18.00AMERICAN PSYCHO
split personality, is it porkroll or taylor ham...whatever you psycos call it, we stack, garlic mayonaisa, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, mole ketchup. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
$18.00LUNATIC BUTCHER
ribeye steak, smoked bacon, black beans, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, spicy gravy, scallions. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
$18.00GLADIATOR
calabrian chili, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, sopressata, mortadella, capicola, scrambled eggs, roman lemon dressing and smoked mozzarella, pecorino. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
$18.00NO HELMET
buffalo fried chicken, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, blue cheese, fresh mozzarella, ranch. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
$18.00BAREKNUCKLE
avocado smash, fried chicken, smoked bacon, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, buttermilk ranch. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
$18.00BLACK LUNG
acocado smash, homemade vegan chorizo, spicy hash-brown, refried black beans, smoked vegan mozzarella, jalapeno, vegan chipotle crema, cilantro. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.
$18.00
Retail
Spreads
All spreads are made with hand picked veggies, roasted, smoked and ground on old stone by donkey's in Sicily by Mike AKA Tony & friends.
OUT OF STOCKOlive Oil
All olive oil, hand picked by Mike AKA Tony and harvested from one grove in Sicily.
OUT OF STOCKDough
$7.93Marinara - 24oz Jar
All sauces made by hand and all ingredients are from NJ.
$11.50OUT OF STOCK
Side Sauce
'RONI GREASE RANCH Side
$3.00Blue Cheese Sauce Sauce Side
$3.00Winger Buffalo Side
$3.00Caveman Side
$3.00HOT BOI Chili Side
$4.00Ole Chipotle Ranch Side
$3.00Coolest Ranch Side
$3.00Dill Ranch Side
$3.00Garlic Mayo Side
$3.00Green Chutney Side
$3.00Horseradish Mayo Side
$3.00Jalapeno Mayo Side
$3.00Lemon Vinaigrette Side
$3.00Marinara Side
$3.00Pesto Ranch Side
$3.00Shaolin Assassin Side
$3.00S#itfaced Side
$3.00Siam Satay Side
$3.00TB Smash Side
$3.00Stingerz Hot Honey Side
$3.00Thai Ranch Side
$3.00Tikka Side
$3.00Vegan Ole Chipotle Ranch Side
$3.00Vegan Jalapeno Side
$3.00Vegan Pink Horseradish Side
$3.00Vodka Side
$3.00Volcano Smoked Wiz Side
$3.00