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Tony Boloney's Long Branch
Popular Items
- 🏆 Ole'®$16.00
mezcal marinated ribeye, chipotle house sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & queso oaxaca string cheese. 🏆 Food Network Guy Fieri Cheesesteak Battle 🏆 LIVE with Kelly & Michael Nationwide Competition 🏆 Star Ledger Best Cheesesteak in New Jersey 🏆 Featured on Bitchin’ Kitchen, Cooking Channel, Vice Action Bronson Show & 1,000s more
- Chopped Patty$16.00
wah gwaan! jamaican beef patty chopped cheese wid scotch bonnet an’ allspice seasoned beef, curry onions, scallions, an‘ custom Jamaican curry fresh mutz straight from di AC mozzarella laboratory
Food
Slices
- Classic Cheese - Slice$3.00
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
- Burrata - Slice$7.00
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
- Ay Dios Mio- Slice$5.00
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
- Mex-Corn Husker- Slice$5.00
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
- Magic Mushroom- Slice$5.00
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
- Shogun Shadowboxer Slice$5.00
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
- Supreme Tang$5.50
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, siracha thai ranch
- Winger - Slice$5.00
buffalo fried chicken, coolest ranch, blue cheese, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, celery
- Grumpy Gramps- Slice$5.50
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
- S#itfaced® Chicken - Slice$5.00
beer battered fried chicken, honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
- Heart Attack - Slice$5.00
buffalo chicken mac-n-cheese, smoked bacon, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, coolest ranch
- Pope Leo - Slice$5.00
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
- I Will Fuckin' Smash You-Slice$7.00
Sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, cramelized onion
- Swine Fighter-Slice$9.00
vodka sauce, dry aged and smoked mozzarella, than topped with fuckloads of extra crispy double baked 'roni, & of course topped with a generous swirl of homemade 'roni-grease-ranch. Never heard of that... well we invented it so now ya did!
- OG Vegan- Slice$5.00
marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil
- Vegan Pinky - Slice$5.00
spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
- Taco Taco Taco- Slice$15.00
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
- Cluck, Oink, MMM$5.00
fried chicken, bacon, dry aged and fresh mozzarella, coolest ranch
- Garlic Knots$1.00
- Roll Up Tha Broccoli-Slice$5.00
garlic parmesean roasted broccoli, dry aged & fresh mutz, chimichurri ceaser
12" Pizza
- Classic Cheese (BYO) 12"$12.00
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
- Moonshiner 12"$19.00
marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.
- Burrrrrata 12"$25.00
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
- Tikka 12"$22.00Out of stock
sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
- Ay Dios Mio 12"$19.00
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
- Mex-Corn Husker 12"$19.00
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
- Magic Mushroom 12"$19.00
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
- Shogun Shadowboxer 12"$22.00Out of stock
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
- Supreme Tang 12"$22.00
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch
- Winger 12"$19.00
serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
- Grumpy Gramps 12"$22.00
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
- Shitfaced Chicken 12"$19.00
beer battered chicken, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
- Heart Attack 12"$22.00
Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch
- Fuckin' Gindolune 12"$22.00
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust
- Pope Leo 12"$19.00
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
- I WILL FUCKIN’ SMASH YOU 12"$25.00
sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion
- Jewish Cowboy 12”$25.00Out of stock
8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti
- Swine Fighter 12"$29.00
I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch
- OG Vegan 12"$19.00
marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil
- Vegan Pinky 12"$19.00Out of stock
spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
- Taco Taco Taco 12"$50.00
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
- Lobsta Roll 12"$35.00Out of stock
steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
- Pancho Franco 12"$22.00Out of stock
grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips
- Half & Half 12"$22.00
- Shogun Shadowboxer 12"$19.00
- Roll Up Tha Broccoli$19.00
garlic parmesean roasted broccoli, dry aged & fresh mutz, chimichurri ceaser
- Oink Cluck Moo$19.00
- Ohh Laa Laa$19.00
18" Pizza
- Classic Cheese (BYO) 18"$20.00
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
- Moonshiner 18"$29.00
marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.
- Burrrrrata 18"$35.00
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
- Tikka 18"$32.00Out of stock
sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
- Ay Dios Mio 18"$29.00
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
- Mex-Corn Husker 18"$29.00
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
- Magic Mushroom 18"$29.00
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
- Shogun Shadowboxer 18"$32.00Out of stock
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
- Supreme Tang 18"$32.00
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch
- Winger 18"$29.00
buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, serrano, cayenne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
- Grumpy Gramps 18"$32.00
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
- Shitfaced Chicken 18"$29.00
beer battered chicken or cauliflower, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
- Heart Attack 18"$32.00
Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch
- Fuckin' Gindolune 18"$32.00
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust
- Pope Leo 18"$29.00
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
- I WILL FUCKIN’ SMASH YOU 18"$35.00
sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion
- Jewish Cowboy 18"$35.00Out of stock
8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti
- Swine Fighter 18"$45.00
I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch
- OG Vegan 18"$29.00
marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil
- Vegan Pinky 18"$29.00Out of stock
spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
- Taco Taco Taco 18"$100.00
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
- Lobsta Roll 18"$55.00Out of stock
steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
- Pancho Franco 18"$32.00Out of stock
grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips
- Half & Half 18"$29.00
Subs - Hot
- 🏆 Ole'®$16.00
mezcal marinated ribeye, chipotle house sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & queso oaxaca string cheese. 🏆 Food Network Guy Fieri Cheesesteak Battle 🏆 LIVE with Kelly & Michael Nationwide Competition 🏆 Star Ledger Best Cheesesteak in New Jersey 🏆 Featured on Bitchin’ Kitchen, Cooking Channel, Vice Action Bronson Show & 1,000s more
- Boloney Rex®$35.00
pull-out game! 8 hour bone-in short-rib, smoked volcano wiz, caveman sauce
- The Snuggla®$16.00
Creamy tomato soup, chicken cutlet, extra Muenster cheese, smoked bacon, crouton dust
- Shitfaced 3000®$16.00
beer battered bird, honey stout bbq, smoked bacon, aged mutz, sharp cheddar, fritos
- Shoobie$16.00
fried chicken, the coolest ranch dressing, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, fresh mutz, potato chips
- Ducktown Melt$16.00
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh mozzarella on garlic bread
- Diving Buffalo$16.00
serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
- Brotherly Love$16.00
ribeye, sharp wiz, grilled onion, calabrian chili spread, fried nj long hot pepper
- Build Your Own Sub$5.00
put whatever the f#ck you want on it!
- Chopped Patty$16.00
wah gwaan! jamaican beef patty chopped cheese wid scotch bonnet an’ allspice seasoned beef, curry onions, scallions, an‘ custom Jamaican curry fresh mutz straight from di AC mozzarella laboratory
Wings
Apps
- Cheezy Garlic Bread$10.00
w/ a side of marinara or vodka sauce
- Chicken Tenders (3) & Fries$14.00
hand battered chicken tenders w/ honey mustard dipping sauce
- Vampire Garlic Knots 8$5.00
8 Knots w/ choice of sauce
- Vegan Vampire Garlic Knots 8$5.00
- Punkin' Spice Churros$12.00
Could be trick, could be treat. Bite into our seasonal dessert for either a delicious pumpkin spice churro or a nasty black liquorice surprise. Boo! JK! Also comes w/ pumpkin spice cream cheese frosting to dip.
- Goombah Original Mozzarella Sticks$15.00
creamy mozzarella, jersey italian crust
Salad
- Uptown Cobb$18.00
romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard boiled egg, blue cheese, grape tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.
- Side Piece - Garden Salad -BYO$12.00
Romaine, cucumber, grape tomato, red onion, green peppers. Dressing on the side.
- Buff-O-Greens$18.00
romaine, buffalo potato chip crusted chicken cutlet, blue cheese. fresh mozzarella, coolest ranch, celery
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Slices
- Classic Cheese - Slice$3.50
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
- Roll Up Tha Broccoli-Slice$5.00
garlic parmesean roasted broccoli, dry aged & fresh mutz, chimichurri ceaser
- Jewish Cowboy-Slice$7.00
8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti
- Log-Cabin Creeper-Slice$7.00
SJ Smokehouse 8 hour smoked baby back ribs, honey stout bbq, smoked mutz, smoked ranch, crispy onion
- I Will Fuckin' Smash You-Slice$7.00
Sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, cramelized onion
- Pancho Franco- Slice$5.50
grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips
- Ooh Laa Laa (french onion soup pizza)$5.00
french onion soup extra carmelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyere cheese, parsely.
- Lobsta Roll$10.00
- Heart Attack - Slice$5.50
buffalo chicken mac-n-cheese, smoked bacon, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, coolest ranch
- Moonshiner - Slice$4.50
- Shogun Shadowboxer$5.50
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
- Supreme Tang$5.50
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, siracha thai ranch
- Grumpy Gramps- Slice$5.50
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
- Pope Leo - Slice$5.00
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
- S#itfaced® Chicken - Slice$5.00
beer battered fried chicken, honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
- Fuckin' Gindolune- Slice$5.50
ribye, smoked bacon, fresh mozzarella, garlic bread
- Burrata - Slice$7.00
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
- Magic Mushroom- Slice$5.00
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
- Mex-Corn Husker- Slice$5.00
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
- Tikka- Slice$5.50
sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
- Winger - Slice$5.00
buffalo fried chicken, coolest ranch, blue cheese, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, celery
- Taco Taco Taco- Slice$15.00
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
- Swine Fighter-Slice$9.00
vodka sauce, dry aged and smoked mozzarella, than topped with fuckloads of extra crispy double baked 'roni, & of course topped with a generous swirl of homemade 'roni-grease-ranch. Never heard of that... well we invented it so now ya did!
- Ay Dios Mio- Slice$5.00
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
- OG Vegan- Slice$5.00
marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil
- Vegan Pinky - Slice$5.00
spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
- Garlic Knots$1.00
12" Pizza
- Classic Cheese (BYO) 12"$12.00
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
- Moonshiner 12"$19.00
marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.
- Burrrrrata 12"$25.00
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
- Tikka 12"$19.00
sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
- Ay Dios Mio 12"$19.00
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
- Mex-Corn Husker 12"$19.00
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
- Magic Mushroom 12"$19.00
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
- Shogun Shadowboxer 12"$19.00
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
- Supreme Tang 12"$19.00
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch
- Winger 12"$22.00
serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
- Grumpy Gramps 12"$19.00
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
- Shitfaced Chicken 12"$19.00
beer battered chicken, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
- Heart Attack 12"$19.00
Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch
- Fuckin' Gindolune 12"$19.00
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust
- Pope Leo 12"$19.00
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
- I WILL FUCKIN’ SMASH YOU 12"$25.00
sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion
- Jewish Cowboy 12”$25.00
8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti
- Swine Fighter 12"$29.00
I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch
- OG Vegan 12"$19.00
marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil
- Vegan Pinky 12"$22.00
spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
- Taco Taco Taco 12"$50.00
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
- Lobsta Roll 12"$35.00
steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
- Pancho Franco 12"$22.00
grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips
- Half & Half 12"$22.00
- Roll Up Tha Broccoli$19.00
garlic parmesean roasted broccoli, dry aged & fresh mutz, chimichurri ceaser
- Log-Cabin Creeper$25.00
SJ Smokehouse 8 hour smoked baby back ribs, honey stout bbq, smoked mutz, smoked ranch, crispy onion
- Ooh Laa Laa$19.00
french onion soup extra caramelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyère cheese, parsley
18" Pizza
- Classic Cheese (BYO) 18"$19.00
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
- Moonshiner 18"$29.00
marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.
- Burrrrrata 18"$35.00
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
- Tikka 18"$29.00
sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
- Ay Dios Mio 18"$35.00
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
- Mex-Corn Husker 18"$29.00
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
- Magic Mushroom 18"$29.00
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
- Shogun Shadowboxer 18"$35.00
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
- Supreme Tang 18"$29.00
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch
- Winger 18"$35.00
buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, serrano, cayenne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
- Grumpy Gramps 18"$29.00
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
- Shitfaced Chicken 18"$29.00
beer battered chicken or cauliflower, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
- Heart Attack 18"$32.00
Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch
- Fuckin' Gindolune 18"$29.00
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust
- Pope Leo 18"$29.00
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
- I WILL FUCKIN’ SMASH YOU 18"$35.00
sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion
- Jewish Cowboy 18"$35.00
8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti
- Swine Fighter 18"$45.00
I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch
- OG Vegan 18"$29.00
marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil
- Vegan Pinky 18"$29.00
spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
- Taco Taco Taco 18"$100.00
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
- Lobsta Roll 18"$55.00
steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
- Pancho Franco 18"$35.00
grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips
- Half & Half 18"$35.00
- Roll-Up Tha Broccoli 18"$29.00
garlic parmesean roasted broccoli, dry aged & fresh mutz, chimichurri ceaser
- Log-Cabin Creeper 18"$35.00
SJ Smokehouse 8 hour smoked baby back ribs, honey stout bbq, smoked mutz, smoked ranch, crispy onion
- Ooh Laa Laa 18"$29.00
french onion soup extra carmelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyere cheese, parsley
- Lobsta’ Roll 18”$55.00
Subs - Hot
- 🏆 Ole'®$16.00
mezcal marinated ribeye, chipotle house sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & queso oaxaca string cheese. 🏆 Food Network Guy Fieri Cheesesteak Battle 🏆 LIVE with Kelly & Michael Nationwide Competition 🏆 Star Ledger Best Cheesesteak in New Jersey 🏆 Featured on Bitchin’ Kitchen, Cooking Channel, Vice Action Bronson Show & 1,000s more
- Boloney Rex®$35.00
pull-out game! 8 hour bone-in short-rib, smoked volcano wiz, caveman sauce
- Chopped Patty wah gwaan!$16.00
jamican beef patty chopped cheese wid scotch bonnet an allspice seasoned beef, curry onions, scallions, and custom Jamican curry fresh mutz straight from di laboratory
- Piney Suprise$18.00
SJ Smokehouse slow smoked honey stout bbq baby bacck ribs, purple slaw, smoked mutz, smoked ranch
- The Messi Maradona$18.00
garlic aioli, chicken cutlet, garlic parmesean, roasted broccoli, fresh mutz, chimichurri cesar.
- Miss Siam คิดถึงสยาม$18.00
rice noodle, pad thai satay chicken, ‘shroom or ribeye, cilantro, peanut, sriracha ranch, smoked mozz, sesame
- LPP$16.00
lemon pepper parm: buttermilk fried chicken, lemon pepper sauce, fresh mozzarella, pecorino & parsley
- The Snuggla®$17.00
Creamy tomato soup, chicken cutlet, extra Muenster cheese, smoked bacon, crouton dust
- Oui Oui "Wee Wee"$17.00
french onion cheesesteak. french onion soup caramelized onions, shaved ribeye, gruyere cheese, parsley
- 🏆 Bubbe's Bad Leroy®$18.00
8 hr brisket, goat cheese, fried jalapeño, bubee sauce, beet horseradish, havarti, crispy bloom onions 🏆 Voted Best Cheesesteak In NJ Star Ledger
- Crabby Killer$22.00
jumbo lump crab, grilled chicken, bayou butter, garlic, fresh mutz, parsley
- Lobsta Trap$35.00
steamed lobsta, garlic aioli, bayou butter, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt
- Thundercat$17.00
chicken cutlet, 80’s style creamed spinach, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, crispy onion
- Punjabo$16.00
tikka masala fried chicken or cauliflower, fresh mozzarella, green chutney, cilantro, seeded roll
- Squash Tha Beef$16.00
marinara, eggplant meatballs, sage pesto, house smoked vegan mozzarella, basil, evoo
- Shitfaced 3000®$16.00
beer battered bird, honey stout bbq, smoked bacon, aged mutz, sharp cheddar, fritos
- Shoobie$15.00
fried chicken, the coolest ranch dressing, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, fresh mutz, potato chips
- Ducktown Melt$15.00
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh mozzarella on garlic bread
- DA Ruler$18.00
burrata straciatella, short-rib meatballs, vodka sauce, smoked fresh mozzerall, basil, pecorino, toasted seeded roll. Can be made vegan!
- Jerzey Jezebel®$16.00
nashville fried hot chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mutz, dill aioli, purple slaw
- Boken-Boy®$16.00
chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, soppressata, arugula, fresh & smoked mutz, lemon vinaigrette
- Diving Buffalo$16.00
serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
- Flying Guillotine 武堂$15.00
sesame roll, shaolin garlic & chili sesame oil fried chicken or cauliflower, szechuan ranch, nori, smoked mozzarella, scallion
- Brotherly Love$15.00
ribeye, sharp wiz, grilled onion, calabrian chili spread, fried nj long hot pepper
- Build Your Own Sub$5.00
put whatever the f#ck you want on it!
- Geppetto$16.00
house parm sub. salted ricotta, fresh basil, shaved pecorino, seeded roll, extra virgin olive oil
- Vegan Ole$16.00
house-made seitan, chipotle ole sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & vegan mexican string cheese
Mozzarella Sticks
- Goombah Original Mozzarella Sticks$15.00
creamy mozzarella, jersey italian crust
- Flamin’ Hot Mozzarella Stiicks$17.00
spicy mozzarella & flamin’ hot cheeto crust
- Pepe! Mozzarella Sticks$15.00
cacio e pepe mozzarella, black pepper pecorino crust
- Smoked Mozzarella Sticks$15.00
hickory smoked mozzarella, smoked pecorino crust
- Truffle Mozzarella Sticks$15.00
black & white truffle mozzarella, crispy truffle panko crust
- Pesto Mozzarella Sticks$15.00
sage & basil pesto mozzarella, pine nut pecorino breadcrumb crust
- Mozzarella Stick Sampler$17.00
one of each, 6 sticks total
- Satan’s Hell Stick Challenge$30.00
Tony Boloney's Satan Hell Stick Challenge: To participate, you must be over 18 & not under the influence of any substance. You must film yourself eating all 5 mozzarella sticks & w/o drinking anything for 5 minutes. Leaving your camera, including using the bathroom, will result in disqualification. The challenge must be posted to social media and tag @tonyboloneys. Before you sign up, make sure you've read below: By clicking the ordering button you are signing the Accident Waiver & Release of Liability & you acknowledge that you understand the risks associated with this challenge. The mozzarella sticks & ranch dressing have varying degrees on the Scoville Level up to 11 Million, containing extreme levels of heat from hot peppers & extracts. You recognize that there is a risk of personal injury, illness, and even loss of life. You also acknowledge that you will not hold Tony Boloney's responsible if things go south.
- Unicorn$20.00
our famouse rainbow mozzarella sticks! A unicorn died for this...enjoy
Mac Balls
Wings
- Shaolin Assasin
shaolin crispy garlic & chili, sesame seed, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
- MOL-EHHHHYYY
black oaxacan mole: chili, chocolate & spices, toasted pumpkin seed
- LUCIFER
ghost-scorpion-reaper face melting death, scallion
- Winger - House Buffalo
serrano, cayanne & guajillo buffalo sauce, shaved. celery
- Bayou
bayou butter, parsley
- Shitfaced
honey stout bbq, crushed fritos
- Siam Satay
pad thai sauce, crushed peanuts, cilantro
- STINGERZ - HOT HONEY
habanero hot honey
- DIRTY SOUTH - LEMON PEPPER
lemon rind & cracked black pepper, pecorino, parsley
- Ole
chipotle sauce, cilantro
- Plain
Fry
- House - BYO Fries$6.00
plain jane skin-on and delicious. side of garlic aioli
- Barbarian Fries$13.00
coolest ranch, smoked bacon, dry aged & fresh mozzarella
- S#itfaced Fries$13.00
honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella, sharp cheddar, smoked bacon, fritos
- Elote Fries$14.00
roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
- Winger Fries$13.00
buffalo sauce, dry aged & fresh mozzarella, blue cheese, coolest ranch, celery
- Crustacean Fries$17.00
jumbo lump crab, bayou butter, fresh mutz, fresh garlic, parsley
- Bastardo Fundito Fries$16.00
chipotle sauce, black beans, roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeño crema, cilantro
- Porkroll Chili Fries$16.00
Jersey Porkroll chili fries, homemade sharp white wiz
Apps & Dessert
- Cheezy Garlic Bread$10.00
w/ a side of marinara or vodka sauce
- Chicken Tenders (3) & Fries$14.00
hand battered chicken tenders w/ honey mustard dipping sauce
- Vampire Garlic Knots 8$5.00
8 Knots w/ choice of sauce
- Vegan Vampire Garlic Knots 8$5.00
- Punkin' Spice Churros$12.00
Could be trick, could be treat. Bite into our seasonal dessert for either a delicious pumpkin spice churro or a nasty black liquorice surprise. Boo! JK! Also comes w/ pumpkin spice cream cheese frosting to dip.
- PORKROLL CHILI (CUP)$8.00
Salad
- Uptown Cobb$18.00
romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard boiled egg, blue cheese, grape tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.
- Boken Girl$18.00
arugula spring mix, sicilian soppressata, fresh & smoked mozzarella, grape tomato, chicken cutlet, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.
- Hotness$18.00
romaine, nashville fried chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mozzarella, slaw, creamy dill dressing on the side.
- Pueblito$18.00
romaine, spicy mole grilled chicken, steak, or mushroom, roasted corn, black bean, grape tomato, string cheese, cilantro, tortilla chip, smashed avocado, pumpkin seeds, pickled jalapeño crema dressing on the side.
- Tuk-Tuk$18.00
romaine, green papaya slaw, cilantro, roasted peanut, coolest ranch dressing
- Side Piece - Garden Salad -BYO$12.00
Romaine, cucumber, grape tomato, red onion, green peppers. Dressing on the side.
- Cesar Gaucho$14.00
romaine, croutons, parmesean, fresh mutz, chimichurri caesar
- Headless Horse-Person$18.00
mixed greens, roasted pumpkin, goat cheese, toasted pumpkin seed, crispy bloomin onion, balsamci honey.
Subs - Cold
- The Commission$15.00
calabrian chili, soppressata, pistachio mortadella, copa, crispy onion, stracciatella burrata, balsamic honey, lemon vinegarette, seeded roll
- Miss 'Merica$16.00
smoked turkey, baby arugula, smoked mozzarella, tomato, garlic aioli, lemon vinegarette
- CAPR-A-C$16.00
Fresh mozzarella, sicilian artichoke cream, tomato, basil, balsamic, tony's sicilian olive oil, pecorino
Fresh Mozzarella
- Sea Salt Mozzarella 16 oz$14.00
Original Sea Salt Mozzarella that put us on the map
- Sicilian Chili Mozzarella - 16 oz$16.00
Spicy sicilian chili mozzarella
- Truffle Mozzarella -16 oz$16.00
Black & White Truffle Mozzarella
- Burrata - Original 16 oz$16.00
Stuffed Mozzarella
- 3X Cream - Mozzarella$16.00
Three times the buttermilk fat of our Sea Salt mozzarella. The best we have ever made.
- Goat$16.00
- Pesto$16.00
- Smoked Mozzarella 16oz$16.00
- Charcoal Lemon$16.00
- Tuscan$16.00
Pasta
- Crabby Parm Pasta$28.00
Local crab, drawn butter, fresh mozzarella, bayou spices, parsley
- Thundercat Parm Pasta$22.00
creamed spinach, fresh mutz, sesame seed, chicken or eggplant cutlet, crispy onion
- Buff-O-Parm Pasta$22.00
Buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, blue cheese, crispy celery, fresh mozzarella. Tony's Tip - add burrata!
- Millie Parm Pasta$22.00
House parm pasta. salted ricotta, basil, shaved pecorino
- Ole Parm Pasta$22.00
Mezcal marinated steak, grilled chicken or shaved seitan. chipotle, fried onions, cilantro & Mexican string cheese.
- OG Vegan Parm Pasta$22.00
sage pesto, vegan eggplant meatball, marinara, vegan mutz, basil
Catering
Side Sauce
- 'Roni Grease Ranch Side$2.00
- Bayou Butter Side$1.00
- Blue Cheese Sauce Side$1.00
- Buffalo Sauce Side$1.00
- Caveman Sauce Side$1.00
- Chili Spread Side$2.00
- Chipotle Ranch Sauce Side$1.00
- Coolest Ranch Sauce Side$1.00
- Dill Ranch Sauce Side$1.00
- Garlic Mayo Sauce Side$1.00
- Green Chutney Side$1.00
- Horseradish Mayo Sauce Side$2.00
- Jalapeno Mayo Sauce Side$1.00
- Lemon Vinaigrette$1.00
- Marinara Sauce Side$1.00
- Ole Sauce Side$1.00
- Passover Sauce Side$1.00
- Pesto Ranch Sauce Side$1.00
- Shaolin Assassin Sauce Side$1.00
- S#itfaced Sauce Side$1.00
- Siam Satay Sauce Side$1.00
- Smash Sauce Side$1.00
- Stingerz Hot Honey Sauce Side$2.00
- Thai Ranch Sauce Side$1.00
- Tikka Sauce Side$1.00
- Vegan Chipotle Ranch Sauce Side$2.00
- Vegan Jalapeno Sauce Side$2.00
- Vegan Ole Sauce Side$2.00
- Vegan Pink Sauce Side$2.00
- Vodka Sauce Side$1.00
- Volcano Smoked Wiz$1.00
- Winger Sauce Side$1.00