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Tony Boloney's Long Branch
Featured Items
- 🏆 Ole'®$16.00
mezcal marinated ribeye, chipotle house sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & queso oaxaca string cheese. 🏆 Food Network Guy Fieri Cheesesteak Battle 🏆 LIVE with Kelly & Michael Nationwide Competition 🏆 Star Ledger Best Cheesesteak in New Jersey 🏆 Featured on Bitchin’ Kitchen, Cooking Channel, Vice Action Bronson Show & 1,000s more
- Chopped Patty$16.00
wah gwaan! jamaican beef patty chopped cheese wid scotch bonnet an’ allspice seasoned beef, curry onions, scallions, an‘ custom Jamaican curry fresh mutz straight from di AC mozzarella laboratory
Slices
- Classic Cheese - Slice$3.00
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
- Burrata - Slice$7.00
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
- Ay Dios Mio- Slice$5.00
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
- Mex-Corn Husker- Slice$5.00
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
- Magic Mushroom- Slice$5.00
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
- Shogun Shadowboxer Slice$5.00
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
- Supreme Tang - Slice$6.00
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, siracha thai ranch
- Winger - Slice$5.00
buffalo fried chicken, coolest ranch, blue cheese, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, celery
- Grumpy Gramps- Slice$5.00
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
- S#itfaced® Chicken - Slice$5.00
beer battered fried chicken, honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
- Heart Attack - Slice$5.00
buffalo chicken mac-n-cheese, smoked bacon, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, coolest ranch
- Pope Leo - Slice$5.00
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
- I Will Smash You-Slice$7.00
Sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, cramelized onion
- Swine Fighter-Slice$9.00
vodka sauce, dry aged and smoked mozzarella, than topped with fuckloads of extra crispy double baked 'roni, & of course topped with a generous swirl of homemade 'roni-grease-ranch. Never heard of that... well we invented it so now ya did!
- OG Vegan- Slice$6.00
marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil
- Vegan Pinky - Slice$6.00
spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
- Taco Taco Taco- Slice$15.00
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
- Cluck, Oink, MMM$5.00
fried chicken, bacon, dry aged and fresh mozzarella, coolest ranch
- Garlic Knots$1.00
- Roll Up Tha Broccoli-Slice$5.00
garlic parmesean roasted broccoli, dry aged & fresh mutz, chimichurri ceaser
12" Pizza
- Classic Cheese (BYO) 12"$12.00
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
- Moonshiner 12"$16.00
marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.
- Burrrrrata 12"$29.00
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
- Tikka 12"$22.00Out of stock
sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
- Ay Dios Mio 12"$25.00
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
- Mex-Corn Husker 12"$20.00
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
- Magic Mushroom 12"$20.00
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
- Shogun Shadowboxer 12"$22.00Out of stock
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
- Supreme Tang 12"$19.00
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch
- Winger 12"$19.00
serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
- Grumpy Gramps 12"$19.00
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
- Shitfaced Chicken 12"$19.00
beer battered chicken, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
- Heart Attack 12"$19.00
Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch
- Gindolune 12"$22.00
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust
- Pope Leo 12"$19.00
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
- I WILL SMASH YOU 12"$25.00
sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion
- Oy Vey 12”$29.00Out of stock
8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti
- Swine Fighter 12"$29.00
I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch
- OG Vegan 12"$25.00
marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil
- Vegan Pinky 12"$25.00Out of stock
spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
- Taco Taco Taco 12"$50.00
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
- Lobsta Roll 12"$39.00Out of stock
steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
- Pancho Franco 12"$19.00Out of stock
grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips
- Half & Half 12"$22.00
- Shogun Shadowboxer 12"$19.00
- Roll Up Tha Broccoli$19.00
garlic parmesean roasted broccoli, dry aged & fresh mutz, chimichurri ceaser
- Oink Cluck Moo$19.00
- Ohh Laa Laa$19.00
18" Pizza
- Classic Cheese (BYO) 18"$19.00
classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra
- Moonshiner 18"$29.00
marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.
- Burrrrrata 18"$35.00
a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil
- Tikka 18"$35.00Out of stock
sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro
- Ay Dios Mio 18"$35.00
chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
- Mex-Corn Husker 18"$29.00
roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija
- Magic Mushroom 18"$29.00
truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley
- Shogun Shadowboxer 18"$35.00Out of stock
black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion
- Supreme Tang 18"$35.00
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch
- Winger 18"$35.00
buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, serrano, cayenne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
- Grumpy Gramps 18"$29.00
sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball
- Shitfaced Chicken 18"$29.00
beer battered chicken or cauliflower, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar
- Heart Attack 18"$32.00
Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch
- Gindolune 18"$32.00
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust
- Pope Leo 18"$29.00
pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch
- I WILL SMASH YOU 18"$39.00
sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion
- Oy Vey 18"$39.00Out of stock
8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti
- Swine Fighter 18"$49.00
I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch
- OG Vegan 18"$29.00
marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil
- Vegan Pinky 18"$29.00Out of stock
spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella
- Taco Taco Taco 18"$100.00
now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have
- Lobsta Roll 18"$55.00Out of stock
steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust
- Pancho Franco 18"$35.00Out of stock
grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips
- Half & Half 18"$35.00
Subs - Hot
- 🏆 Ole'®$16.00
mezcal marinated ribeye, chipotle house sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & queso oaxaca string cheese. 🏆 Food Network Guy Fieri Cheesesteak Battle 🏆 LIVE with Kelly & Michael Nationwide Competition 🏆 Star Ledger Best Cheesesteak in New Jersey 🏆 Featured on Bitchin’ Kitchen, Cooking Channel, Vice Action Bronson Show & 1,000s more
- Boloney Rex®$35.00
pull-out game! 8 hour bone-in short-rib, smoked volcano wiz, caveman sauce
- The Snuggla®$16.00
Creamy tomato soup, chicken cutlet, extra Muenster cheese, smoked bacon, crouton dust
- Shitfaced 3000®$16.00
beer battered bird, honey stout bbq, smoked bacon, aged mutz, sharp cheddar, fritos
- Shoobie$15.00
fried chicken, the coolest ranch dressing, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, fresh mutz, potato chips
- Ducktown Melt$17.00
shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh mozzarella on garlic bread
- Diving Buffalo$16.00
serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery
- Brotherly Love$15.00
ribeye, sharp wiz, grilled onion, calabrian chili spread, fried nj long hot pepper
- Build Your Own Sub$5.00
put whatever the f#ck you want on it!
- Chopped Patty$16.00
wah gwaan! jamaican beef patty chopped cheese wid scotch bonnet an’ allspice seasoned beef, curry onions, scallions, an‘ custom Jamaican curry fresh mutz straight from di AC mozzarella laboratory
Wings
Apps
- Cheezy Garlic Bread$10.00
w/ a side of marinara or vodka sauce
- Chicken Tenders (3) & Fries$14.00
hand battered chicken tenders w/ honey mustard dipping sauce
- Vampire Garlic Knots 8$5.00
8 Knots w/ choice of sauce
- Vegan Vampire Garlic Knots 8$5.00
- Punkin' Spice Churros$12.00
Could be trick, could be treat. Bite into our seasonal dessert for either a delicious pumpkin spice churro or a nasty black liquorice surprise. Boo! JK! Also comes w/ pumpkin spice cream cheese frosting to dip.
- Goombah Original Mozzarella Sticks (5)$15.00
creamy mozzarella, jersey italian crust
Salad
- Uptown Cobb$18.00
romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard boiled egg, blue cheese, grape tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.
- Side Piece - Garden Salad -BYO$12.00
Romaine, cucumber, grape tomato, red onion, green peppers. Dressing on the side.
- Buff-O-Greens$18.00
romaine, buffalo potato chip crusted chicken cutlet, blue cheese. fresh mozzarella, coolest ranch, celery
Side Sauce
- 'Roni Grease Ranch Side$2.00
- Bayou Butter Side$1.00
- Blue Cheese Sauce Side$1.00
- Buffalo Sauce Side$1.00
- Caveman Sauce Side$1.00
- Chili Spread Side$2.00
- Chipotle Ranch Sauce Side$1.00
- Coolest Ranch Sauce Side$1.00
- Dill Ranch Sauce Side$1.00
- Garlic Mayo Sauce Side$1.00
- Green Chutney Side$1.00
- Horseradish Mayo Sauce Side$2.00
- Jalapeno Mayo Sauce Side$1.00
- Lemon Vinaigrette$1.00
- Marinara Sauce Side$1.00
- Ole Sauce Side$1.00
- Passover Sauce Side$1.00
- Pesto Ranch Sauce Side$1.00
- Shaolin Assassin Sauce Side$1.00
- S#itfaced Sauce Side$1.00
- Siam Satay Sauce Side$1.00
- Smash Sauce Side$1.00
- Stingerz Hot Honey Sauce Side$2.00
- Thai Ranch Sauce Side$1.00
- Tikka Sauce Side$1.00
- Vegan Chipotle Ranch Sauce Side$2.00
- Vegan Jalapeno Sauce Side$2.00
- Vegan Ole Sauce Side$2.00
- Vegan Pink Sauce Side$2.00
- Vodka Sauce Side$1.00
- Volcano Smoked Wiz$1.00
- Winger Sauce Side$1.00