
Two Boots Pizza Upper West Side
FOOD
Small Pizzas - (10")
The Anita (10")
$14.95Cheese (10")
Our classic piquant sauce and premium whole milk mozzarella
$11.95Pepperoni (10")
Our classic piquant sauce, cup and char pepperoni, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$13.95Classic White (10")
Ricotta, parmesan, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$13.95Vegan White (10")
VEGAN - Daiya non-dairy cheese and vegan ricotta
$15.95Bayou Beast (10")
Spiced shrimp, crawfish, andouille, jalapenos, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$14.95Bird (10")
Buffalo chicken, blue cheese dressing, scallions, and jalapenos on a white pie
$14.95CBGB (10")
Chicken, broccoli, garlic, & basil pesto on a white pie
$14.95Cleopatra Jones (10")
Sweet Italian sausage, roasted peppers, red onions, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$14.95Divine (10")
Capicola, red onions, jalapenos, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$14.95Dude (10")
Ground beef, ground andouille sausage, tasso ham, cheddar cheese, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$14.95Meat The Mets (10")
Sweet Italian sausage, creole chicken, cup and char pepperoni, jalapenos, ricotta, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$14.95Mr Pink (10")
Creole chicken, plum tomatoes, fresh garlic, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$14.95Newman (10")
Soppressata and sweet Italian sausage on a white pie
$14.95Soul Queen (10")
$14.95Super Newman (10")
Capicola, sopressata, sweet Italian sausage, ricotta, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$14.95Animal Collective (10")
Spinach and artichoke dip with cayenne, scallions, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$14.95Boomer Special (10")
parmigiano, provolone, ricotta, mozzarella, topped with our piquant tomato sauce & basil pesto
$14.95Buckminster (10")
Marinara sauce, organic spinach, roasted garlic, parmesean, provolone, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$14.95Larry Tate (10")
Organic spinach, plum tomatoes, and fresh garlic on a white pie
$14.95Meg (10")
Provolone, parmesan, ricotta, roasted garlic, oregano, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$14.95Night Tripper (10")
Sun-dried tomatoes, roasted garlic, and jalapeno pesto on a white pie
$14.95Radiation Vibe (10")
breaded eggplant, sun-dried tomatoes, basil pesto & ricotta on a white pie
$14.95Tony Clifton (10")
Shiitake mushrooms, vidallia onions, sweet red pepper pesto, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$14.95The Anita (10")
Creole Chicken, roasted garlic, spicy kale pesto on a white pie topped with our mild marinara sauce
$14.95The Veganita (10")
vegan chicken, roasted garlic, spicy kale pesto on a vegan white pie topped with our mild marinara sauce
$15.95Vegan Cheese (10")
$15.95VCBGB (10")
VEGAN - Vegan chicken, broccoli, garlic, basil pesto, and Daiya non-dairy cheese
$15.95Vegan Cleopatra Jones (10")
VEGAN - Vegan sausage, roasted peppers, red onions, and Daiya non-dairy cheese
$15.95Vegan Shroom Lover (10")
IN CELEBRATION OF VEGANUARY! Pink Trumpet, Blue Oyster & Lion's Mane exotic mushrooms, plus roasted garlic, truffle oil & scallions, w/vegan mozz & homemade vegan ricotta on our thin crust with a base of mild marinara pizza sauce
$15.95Earth Mother (10")
VEGAN - Organic spinach, roasted garlic, roasted peppers, mushrooms, red onions, and marinara sauce
$15.95Vegan Larry Tate (10")
VEGAN - Organic spinach, plum tomatoes, fresh garlic, vegan ricotta and Daiya non-dairy cheese
$15.95Meat The Vegan Mets (10")
VEGAN - Vegan sausage, vegan chicken, vegan pepperoni, jalapenos, vegan ricotta, and Daiya non-dairy cheese
$15.95Vegan Mr. Pink (10")
VEGAN - Vegan chicken, plum tomatoes, fresh garlic, and Daiya non-dairy cheese
$15.95Vegan Night Tripper (10")
VEGAN - Sun-dried tomatoes, roasted garlic, jalapeno pesto, vegan ricotta, and Daiya non-dairy cheese
$15.95Vegan Pep (10")
VEGAN - Vegan pepperoni and Daiya non-dairy cheese
$15.95Super Vegan (10")
VEGAN - Broccoli, artichokes, red onions, shiitake mushrooms, basil pesto, red pepper pesto, vegan ricotta, and Daiya non-dairy cheese
$15.95Vegan Tony Clifton (10")
VEGAN - Shiitake mushrooms, vidallia onions, sweet red pepper pesto, and Daiya non-dairy cheese
$15.95V For Vegan (10")
VEGAN - Artichokes, red onions, shiitake mushrooms, sweet red pepper pesto, basil pesto, and Daiya non-dairy cheese
$15.95Pizza Face (10")
For kids of all ages! Please specify pepperoni, vegan or vegetarian
$14.95
Medium Pizzas - (14")
The Anita (14")
Creole Chicken, roasted garlic, spicy kale pesto on a white pie topped with our mild marinara sauce
$24.95The Veganita (14")
vegan chicken, roasted garlic, spicy kale pesto on a vegan white pie topped with our mild marinara sauce
$25.95Cheese (14")
Our classic piquant sauce and premium whole milk mozzarella
$18.95Pepperoni (14")
Our classic piquant sauce, cup and char pepperoni, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$21.95Classic White (14")
Ricotta, parmesan, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$20.95Vegan White (14")
VEGAN - Daiya non-dairy cheese and vegan ricotta
$22.95Bayou Beast (14")
Spiced shrimp, crawfish, andouille, jalapenos, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$24.95Bird (14")
Buffalo chicken, blue cheese dressing, scallions, and jalapenos on a white pie
$24.95CBGB (14")
Chicken, broccoli, garlic, & basil pesto on a white pie
$24.95Cleopatra Jones (14")
Sweet Italian sausage, roasted peppers, red onions, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$24.95Divine (14")
Capicola, red onions, jalapenos, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$24.95Dude (14")
Ground beef, ground andouille sausage, tasso ham, cheddar cheese, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$24.95Meat The Mets (14")
Sweet Italian sausage, creole chicken, cup and char pepperoni, jalapenos, ricotta, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$24.95Mr Pink (14")
Creole chicken, plum tomatoes, fresh garlic, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$24.95Newman (14")
Soppressata and sweet Italian sausage on a white pie
$24.95Super Newman (14")
Capicola, sopressata, sweet Italian sausage, ricotta, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$24.95Animal Collective (14")
Spinach and artichoke dip with cayenne, scallions, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$24.95Boomer Special (14")
parmigiano, provolone, ricotta, mozzarella, topped with our piquant tomato sauce & basil pesto
$24.95Buckminster (14")
Marinara sauce, organic spinach, roasted garlic, parmesean, provolone, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$24.95Larry Tate (14")
Organic spinach, plum tomatoes, and fresh garlic on a white pie
$24.95Meg (14")
Provolone, parmesan, ricotta, roasted garlic, oregano, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$24.95Night Tripper (14")
Sun-dried tomatoes, roasted garlic, and jalapeno pesto on a white pie
$24.95Radiation Vibe (14")
breaded eggplant, sun-dried tomatoes, basil pesto & ricotta on a white pie
$24.95Tony Clifton (14")
Shiitake mushrooms, vidallia onions, sweet red pepper pesto, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$24.95Vegan Big Maybelle (14")
VEGAN - Vegan creole chicken, vegan pepperoni, fresh garlic, vegan ricotta, and Daiya non-dairy cheese
$25.95VCBGB (14")
VEGAN - Vegan chicken, broccoli, garlic, basil pesto, and Daiya non-dairy cheese
$25.95Vegan Cleopatra Jones (14")
VEGAN - Vegan sausage, roasted peppers, red onions, and Daiya non-dairy cheese
$25.95Vegan Shroom Lover (14")
IN CELEBRATION OF VEGANUARY! Pink Trumpet, Blue Oyster & Lion's Mane exotic mushrooms, plus roasted garlic, truffle oil & scallions, w/vegan mozz & homemade vegan ricotta on our thin crust with a base of mild marinara pizza sauce
$26.95Earth Mother (14")
VEGAN - Organic spinach, roasted garlic, roasted peppers, mushrooms, red onions, and marinara sauce
$25.95Vegan Larry Tate (14")
VEGAN - Organic spinach, plum tomatoes, fresh garlic, vegan ricotta and Daiya non-dairy cheese
$25.95Meat The Vegan Mets (14")
VEGAN - Vegan sausage, vegan chicken, vegan pepperoni, jalapenos, vegan ricotta, and Daiya non-dairy cheese
$25.95Vegan Mr. Pink (14")
VEGAN - Vegan chicken, plum tomatoes, fresh garlic, and Daiya non-dairy cheese
$25.95Vegan Night Tripper (14")
VEGAN - Sun-dried tomatoes, roasted garlic, jalapeno pesto, vegan ricotta, and Daiya non-dairy cheese
$25.95Vegan Pep (14")
VEGAN - Vegan pepperoni and Daiya non-dairy cheese
$24.95Super Vegan (14")
VEGAN - Broccoli, artichokes, red onions, shiitake mushrooms, basil pesto, red pepper pesto, vegan ricotta, and Daiya non-dairy cheese
$25.95Vegan Tony Clifton (14")
VEGAN - Shiitake mushrooms, vidallia onions, sweet red pepper pesto, and Daiya non-dairy cheese
$25.95V For Vegan (14")
VEGAN - Artichokes, red onions, shiitake mushrooms, sweet red pepper pesto, basil pesto, and Daiya non-dairy cheese
$25.95
Large Pizzas (18")
The Anita (18")
Creole Chicken, roasted garlic, spicy kale pesto on a white pie topped with our mild marinara sauce
$34.95The Veganita (18")
vegan chicken, roasted garlic, spicy kale pesto on a vegan white pie topped with our mild marinara sauce
$35.95Cheese (18")
Our classic piquant sauce and premium whole milk mozzarella
$24.95Pepperoni (18")
Our classic piquant sauce, cup and char pepperoni, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$29.95Classic White (18")
Ricotta, parmesan, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$28.95Vegan White (18")
VEGAN - Daiya non-dairy cheese and vegan ricotta
$30.95Bayou Beast (18")
Spiced shrimp, crawfish, andouille, jalapenos, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$34.95Big Maybelle (18")
Creole chicken, Zoe’s all natural pepperoni & fresh garlic on a white pie
$34.95Bird (18")
Buffalo chicken, blue cheese dressing, scallions, and jalapenos on a white pie
$34.95CBGB (18")
Chicken, broccoli, garlic, & basil pesto on a white pie
$34.95Cleopatra Jones (18")
Sweet Italian sausage, roasted peppers, red onions, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$34.95Divine (18")
Capicola, red onions, jalapenos, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$34.95Dude (18")
Ground beef, ground andouille sausage, tasso ham, cheddar cheese, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$34.95Grandpa Pep
Zoe’s all-natural pepperoni, Galbani whole milk mozzarella & our piquant tomato sauce on our square Grandpa crust
$34.95Meat The Mets (18")
Sweet Italian sausage, creole chicken, cup and char pepperoni, jalapenos, ricotta, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$34.95Mr Pink (18")
(Secret Menu - online only) Creole chicken, plum tomatoes, fresh garlic, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$34.95Newman (18")
Soppressata and sweet Italian sausage on a white pie
$34.95Super Newman (18")
Capicola, sopressata, sweet Italian sausage, ricotta, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$34.95Soul Queen (of New Orleans) (18")
Creole chicken, all natural pepperoni, scallions and cajun hot oil on a grandpa crust
$34.95Boomer Special (18")
parmigiano, provolone, ricotta, mozzarella, topped with our piquant tomato sauce & basil pesto
$34.95Buckminster (18")
Marinara sauce, organic spinach, roasted garlic, parmesean, provolone, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$34.95Grandma Bess (18")
Organic San Marzanno tomatoes, fresh garlic, olive oil, fresh basil, parmesean, and premium whole milk mozzarella on a thin square Sicilian crust
$34.95Larry Tate (18")
Organic spinach, plum tomatoes, and fresh garlic on a white pie
$34.95Meg (18")
Provolone, parmesan, ricotta, roasted garlic, oregano, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$34.95Mel Cooley (18")
sun-dried tomatoes, roasted peppers & basil pesto on a white pie
$34.95Night Tripper (18")
Sun-dried tomatoes, roasted garlic, and jalapeno pesto on a white pie
$34.95Radiation Vibe (18")
breaded eggplant, sun-dried tomatoes, basil pesto & ricotta on a white pie
$34.95Tony Clifton (18")
Shiitake mushrooms, vidallia onions, sweet red pepper pesto, and premium whole milk mozzarella
$34.95Vegan Cheese (18")
$28.95VCBGB (18")
VEGAN - Vegan chicken, broccoli, garlic, basil pesto, and Daiya non-dairy cheese
$35.95Vegan Cleopatra Jones (18")
VEGAN - Vegan sausage, roasted peppers, red onions, and Daiya non-dairy cheese
$35.95Earth Mother (18")
VEGAN - Organic spinach, roasted garlic, roasted peppers, mushrooms, red onions, and marinara sauce
$35.95Vegan Shroom Lover (18")
IN CELEBRATION OF VEGANUARY! Pink Trumpet, Blue Oyster & Lion's Mane exotic mushrooms, plus roasted garlic, truffle oil & scallions on a Grandma crust w/vegan mozz & homemade vegan ricotta on a base of mild marinara pizza sauce
$36.95Vegan Larry Tate (18")
VEGAN - Organic spinach, plum tomatoes, fresh garlic, vegan ricotta and Daiya non-dairy cheese
$35.95Meat The Vegan Mets (18")
VEGAN - Vegan sausage, vegan chicken, vegan pepperoni, jalapenos, vegan ricotta, and Daiya non-dairy cheese
$35.95Vegan Mr. Pink (18")
VEGAN - Vegan chicken, plum tomatoes, fresh garlic, and Daiya non-dairy cheese
$35.95Vegan Night Tripper (18")
VEGAN - Sun-dried tomatoes, roasted garlic, jalapeno pesto, vegan ricotta, and Daiya non-dairy cheese
$35.95Vegan Pep (18")
VEGAN - Vegan pepperoni and Daiya non-dairy cheese
$33.95Vegan Tony Clifton (18")
VEGAN - Shiitake mushrooms, vidallia onions, sweet red pepper pesto, and Daiya non-dairy cheese
$35.95Super Vegan (18")
VEGAN - Broccoli, artichokes, red onions, shiitake mushrooms, basil pesto, red pepper pesto, vegan ricotta, and Daiya non-dairy cheese
$35.95V For Vegan (18")
VEGAN - Artichokes, red onions, shiitake mushrooms, sweet red pepper pesto, basil pesto, and Daiya non-dairy cheese
$35.95
Calzones
Classic Calzone
Filled with premium whole milk mozzarella and ricotta. Served with a side of marinara.
$7.95Vegan Calzone
VEGAN - Filled with Daiya non-dairy cheese and vegan ricotta. Served with a side of marinara.
$9.95Animal Collective Calzone
Filled with spinach and artichoke dip, scallions, ricotta and premium whole milk mozzarella. Served with a side of marinara.
$10.95Bayou Beast Calzone
Filled with andouille sausage, spiced shrimp, crawfish, jalapenos, ricotta and premium whole milk mozzarella. Served with a side of marinara.
$10.95Bird Calzone
Filled with buffalo chicken, blue cheese, scallions, jalapenos, ricotta and premium whole milk mozzarella. Served with a side of marinara.
$10.95Buckminster Calzone
Filled with organic spinach, roasted garlic, provolone, ricotta and premium whole milk mozzarella. Served with a side of marinara.
$10.95CBGB Calzone
Filled with creole chicken, broccoli, fresh garlic, ricotta and premium whole milk mozzarella. Served with a sides of basil pesto and marinara.
$10.95Cleopatra Calzone
Filled with sweet Italian sausage, roasted peppers, red onions, ricotta and premium whole milk mozzarella. Served with a side of marinara.
$10.95Dude Calzone
Filled with ground beef, ground andouille sausage, tasso ham, cheddar, ricotta and premium whole milk mozzarella. Served with a side of marinara.
$10.95Earth Mother Calzone
VEGAN - Filled with organic spinach, roasted peppers, mushrooms, roasted garlic, red onions, vegan ricotta, and Daiya non-dairy cheese. Served with a side of marinara.
$12.95Larry Tate Calzone
Filled with organic spinach, plum tomatoes, fresh garlic, ricotta and premium whole milk mozzarella. Served with a side of marinara.
$10.95Meat The Mets Calzone
Filled with sweet Italian sausage, pepperoni, jalapenos, ricotta and premium whole milk mozzarella. Served with a side of marinara.
$10.95Meat The Vegan Mets Calzone
VEGAN - Vegan sausage, vegan chicken, vegan pepperoni, jalapenos, vegan ricotta, and Daiya non-dairy cheese. Served with a side of marinara.
$12.95Mr Pink Calzone
Filled with creole chicken, plum tomatoes, fresh garlic, ricotta and premium whole milk mozzarella. Served with a side of marinara.
$10.95Newman Calzone
Filled with sweet Italian sausage, sopressata, ricotta and premium whole milk mozzarella. Served with a side of marinara.
$10.95Night Tripper Calzone
Filled with sun-dried tomatoes, roasted garlic, ricotta and premium whole milk mozzarella. Served with sides of jalapeno pesto and marinara.
$10.95Super Newman Calzone
Filled with capicola, sweet Italian sausage, sopressata, ricotta and premium whole milk mozzarella. Served with a side of marinara.
$10.95Super Vegan Calzone
VEGAN - Broccoli, artichokes, red onions, shiitake mushrooms, vegan ricotta, and Daiya non-dairy cheese. Served with sides of basil pesto, red pepper pesto, and marinara.
$12.95Tony Clifton Calzone
Filled with shiitake mushrooms, vidallia onions, ricotta and premium whole milk mozzarella. Served with sides of red pepper pesto and marinara.
$10.95V For Vegan Calzone
VEGAN - Artichokes, red onions, shiitake mushrooms, vegan ricotta, and Daiya non-dairy cheese. Served with sides of basil pesto, red pepper pesto, and marinara.
$12.95VCBGB Calzone
VEGAN - Vegan chicken, broccoli, fresh garlic, vegan ricotta, and Daiya non-dairy cheese. Served with sides of basil pesto and marinara sauce.
$12.95Vegan Cleopatra Jones Calzone
VEGAN - Vegan sausage, roasted peppers, red onions, vegan ricotta, and Daiya non-dairy cheese. Served with a side of marinara.
$12.95Vegan Larry Tate Calzone
VEGAN - Organic spinach, plum tomatoes, fresh garlic, vegan ricotta, and Daiya non-dairy cheese. Served with a side of marinara.
$12.95Vegan Mr. Pink Calzone
VEGAN - Vegan chicken, plum tomatoes, fresh garlic, vegan ricotta, and Daiya non-dairy cheese. Served with a side of marinara.
$12.95Vegan Night Tripper Calzone
VEGAN - Sun-dried tomatoes, roasted garlic, vegan ricotta, and Daiya non-dairy cheese. Served with sides of jalapeno pesto and marinara.
$12.95Vegan Tony Clifton Calzone
VEGAN - Shiitake mushrooms, vidallia onions, vegan ricotta, and Daiya non-dairy cheese. Served with sides of red pepper pesto and marinara.
$12.95
Salads
Sm- House Salad
Organic mesclun mix, chick peas, shredded carrots, and red onions
$7.95Lg- House Salad
Organic mesclun mix, chick peas, shredded carrots, and red onions
$27.95Sm- Caesar Salad
Organic romaine lettuce, croutons, parmesan, and house-made Caesar dressing
$8.95Lg- Caesar Salad
Organic romaine lettuce, croutons, parmesan, and house-made Caesar dressing
$27.95
Bombinis
Appetizers
Garlic Knots (3)
House made garlic knots tossed in butter, parsley, garlic, and parmesan. Served with a side of marinara.
$4.95Hot Knots (3)
House made garlic knots tossed in butter, parsley, garlic, and parmesan then doused in jalapeno pesto. Served with a side of marinara.
$4.95Eggplant Sliders (3)
Breaded eggplant, fresh mozzarella, and marinara sauce on our house-made garlic knots
$9.95Meatball Sliders (3)
Andouille meatballs, fresh mozzarella, and marinara sauce on our house-made garlic knots
$9.95Chicken Sliders (3)
Breaded chicken, fresh mozzarella, and marinara sauce on our house-made garlic knots
$9.95
Dippers
Dessert
BEVERAGE
Beverages
Bottle Water
$2.50Coke Can
$2.50Diet Coke Can
$2.50Sprite Can
$2.50Spindrift Lemon
$4.50OUT OF STOCKSpindrift LIme
$4.50OUT OF STOCKSpindrift Pineapple
$4.50OUT OF STOCKSpindrift Rasberry
$4.50OUT OF STOCKSpindrift Grapefruit
$4.50OUT OF STOCKGuayaki Traditional
$4.95OUT OF STOCKGuayaki Raspberry
$4.95OUT OF STOCKGuayaki Mint
$4.95Guayaki Passion Fruit
$4.95OUT OF STOCKBoylan's Black Cherry
$4.00Boylan's Crème
$4.00Boylan's Diet Root
$4.00Boylan's Ginger Ale
$4.00Boylan's Orange
$4.00OUT OF STOCKBoylan's Root Beer
$4.00