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Village Idiot Pizza Olympia

612 Whaley Street, Unit A, Columbia, SC
PIZZA
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TRAYS AND GIANT SALADS

Featured Items

  • 16" Create Your Own

    $15.81
  • 12" Create Your Own

    $13.81
  • Garlic Knots

    Hand twisted and smothered in garlic butter and parmesan. Served with house red sauce.
    $6.99

PIZZA

Create Your Own Pizza

  • 12" Create Your Own

    $13.81
  • 16" Create Your Own

    $15.81
  • 10" Gluten Free Create Your Own

    We use premade, individually packaged frozen GF crusts. They are prepared and cooked in a kitchen that uses high-gluten flour, and traces may be present. For this reason we do not recommend this option for those with high gluten intolerance.
    $14.99

12" Specialty Pizzas

  • 12" Barnyard

    Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, ham, roasted red pepper, jalapeno, extra cheese
    $20.91
  • 12" BBQ Chicken

    BBQ base, grilled chicken, cheddar, onion
    $16.81
  • 12" Bud Man Special

    Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, onion, extra cheese
    $19.81
  • 12" Buffalo Chicken

    Buffalo base with grilled chicken and swirls of hot sauce and either ranch or bleu cheese
    $16.81
  • 12" Chicken Hibachi

    Teriyaki base, chicken, broccoli, red onion, swirls of sriracha and yum yum sauce
    $18.81
  • 12" Chicken Mediterranean

    Pesto base, grilled chicken, feta, tomato, onion
    $20.81
  • 12" Fat Hawaiian

    Ham, pineapple, bacon
    $16.81
  • 12" Freshman Fifteen

    Pepperoni and extra cheese served with a side of ranch
    $17.81
  • 12" Godfather

    Italian sausage, onion, green pepper
    $16.81
  • 12" Great White North

    White base, bacon, Italian sausage
    $20.81
  • 12" Greek

    Black olive, feta, tomato, onion, caper
    $18.81
  • 12" Italian

    Ham, pepperoni, salami
    $16.81
  • 12" Italian Flag

    White base, spinach, tomato, garlic
    $16.81
  • 12" Kamikaze

    Ham, pineapple, jalapeno
    $16.81
  • 12" Meaty, Beaty, Big, and Bouncy

    Pepperoni, Italian sausage, ham, ground beef
    $18.81
  • 12" Octopus' Garden

    Spinach, broccoli, tomato, green pepper, mushroom, onion
    $18.81
  • 12" Park Avenue

    Artichoke, spinach, garlic, tomato, grilled chicken
    $18.81
  • 12" Pesto Primavera

    Pesto base, artichoke, mushroom, tomato
    $20.81
  • 12" Rajun Cajun

    Cajun chicken, onion, tomato, jalapeno
    $17.81
  • 12" Rucker

    Ranch base, grilled chicken, bacon
    $17.81
  • 12" Village Special

    Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, green pepper, onion, black olive
    $19.81
  • 12" White Pizza Paradise

    White base, roasted red pepper, caper, onion, garlic
    $17.81
  • 12" Zambini

    Pesto base, tomato, onion, Italian sausage, jalapeno
    $20.81
  • 12" Monthly Feature

    October 2026: Frankenstein - pesto based pie topped with mozzarella, cupping pepperonis, and slice fresh jalapenos.
    $17.81

16" Specialty Pizzas

  • 16" Barnyard

    Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, ham, roasted red pepper, jalapeno, extra cheese
    $23.91
  • 16" BBQ Chicken

    BBQ base, grilled chicken, cheddar cheese, onion
    $19.81
  • 16" Bud Man Special

    Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, onion, extra cheese
    $22.81
  • 16" Buffalo Chicken

    Buffalo base with grilled chicken and swirls of hot sauce and either ranch or bleu cheese
    $19.81
  • 16" Chicken Hibachi

    Teriyaki base, grilled chicken, broccoli, red onion, with a swirl of sriracha and yum-yum sauce
    $21.81
  • 16" Chicken Mediterranean

    Pesto base, grilled chicken, feta, tomato, onion
    $23.81
  • 16" Fat Hawaiian

    Ham, pineapple, bacon
    $19.81
  • 16" Freshman Fifteen

    Pepperoni and extra cheese served with a side of ranch
    $20.81
  • 16" Godfather

    Italian sausage, onion, green pepper
    $19.81
  • 16" Great White North

    White base, bacon, Italian sausage
    $23.81
  • 16" Greek

    Black olive, feta, tomato, onion, caper
    $21.81
  • 16" Italian

    Ham, pepperoni, salami
    $19.81
  • 16" Italian Flag

    White base, spinach, tomato, garlic
    $19.81
  • 16" Kamikaze

    Ham, pineapple, jalapeno
    $19.81
  • 16" Meaty, Beaty, Big, and Bouncy

    Pepperoni, Italian sausage, ham, ground beef
    $21.81
  • 16" Octopus' Garden

    Spinach, broccoli, tomato, green pepper, mushroom, onion
    $21.81
  • 16" Park Avenue

    Artichoke, spinach, garlic, tomato, grilled chicken
    $21.81
  • 16" Pesto Primavera

    Pesto base, artichoke, mushroom, tomato
    $23.81
  • 16" Rajun Cajun

    Onion, tomato, jalapeno, Cajun chicken
    $20.81
  • 16" Rucker

    Ranch base, grilled chicken, bacon
    $20.81
  • 16" Village Special

    Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, green pepper, onion, black olive
    $22.81
  • 16" White Pizza Paradise

    White base, roasted red pepper, caper, onion, garlic
    $20.81
  • 16" Zambini

    Pesto base, tomato, onion, Italian sausage, jalapeno
    $23.81
  • 16" Monthly Feature

    October 2026: Frankenstein - pesto based pie topped with mozzarella, cupping pepperonis, and slice fresh jalapenos.
    $19.81

FOOD

Appetizers

  • Cheese Bread

    Garlic bread topped with provolone cheese. Served with house red sauce.
    $8.99
  • Garlic Bread

    Served with house red sauce
    $7.99
  • Garlic Knots

    Hand twisted and smothered in garlic butter and parmesan. Served with house red sauce.
    $6.99
  • Italian Cheese Dip

    "Dirty" cheese fondue with house red sauce, parmesan, and sausage. With house pizza crust strips.
    $9.99
  • Mozzarella Sticks

    Served with house red sauce.
    $9.99
  • Rosemary Fries

    Served with warm cheese fondue for dipping.
    $8.99
  • Wing Chips

    $5.99
  • Celery and Dip

    $3.99
  • Buffalo Chicken Dip

    Served with wing chips
    $11.49
  • Appetizer Platter

    Mozzarella sticks, garlic knots, rosemary fries, wing chips, chicken fingers, celery, carrots, and choice of 3 dips
    $19.49

Salads

  • Side Idiot Salad

    Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini.
    $3.99
  • Small Idiot Salad

    Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini.
    $6.99
  • Large Idiot Salad

    Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini.
    $9.99
  • Side Greek Salad

    Lettuce, tomato, caper, onion, kalamata olive, pepperoncini, feta cheese. Anchovies available upon request.
    $4.99
  • Small Greek Salad

    Lettuce, tomato, caper, onion, kalamata olive, pepperoncini, feta cheese. Anchovies available upon request.
    $8.99
  • Large Greek Salad

    Lettuce, tomato, caper, onion, kalamata olive, pepperoncini, feta cheese. Anchovies available upon request.
    $12.99
  • Grilled Chicken Salad

    Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini, cheddar, 4oz chicken breast
    $15.89
  • Antipasto Salad

    Idiot salad with pepperoni, ham, salami, provolone, mozzarella cheese.
    $15.89
  • Giant Idiot Salad

    Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, and pepperoncini served with 8 ounces of your choice of dressing. Feeds 10-12
    $20.00
  • Giant Greek Salad

    Tomato, caper, onion, kalamata olive, pepperoncini, and feta cheese served with 8 ounces of our House Dressing (anchovies available upon request). Feeds 10-12.
    $26.00
  • Side of Grilled Chicken

    $4.50

Wings & Fingers

  • Chicken Fingers

    Served with your choice of dip sauce.
    $12.99
  • Chicken Fingers Basket

    Served with wing chips and your choice of dip sauce. Try tossing them in a wing flavor! (Pictured with rosemary fries)
    $14.99
  • 8 Wings

    Served with celery and ranch or bleu cheese.
    $14.99
  • Wing Basket

    8 wings and wing chips served with celery and ranch or bleu cheese.
    $15.99
  • 25 Wings

    Served with celery and ranch or bleu cheese.
    $39.99
  • 50 Wings

    Served with celery and ranch or bleu cheese.
    $69.49

Sides

  • Bone Dip

    For your crust.
    $3.00
  • 4oz Ranch

    $2.00
  • 2oz Ranch

    $1.00
  • 4oz Bleu Cheese

    $2.00
  • 2oz Bleu Cheese

    $1.00
  • 2oz Red Sauce

    $0.60
  • 4oz Red Sauce

    $1.00
  • 2oz Salad Dressing

    $0.50
  • 2oz Wing Sauce

    $0.50
  • Side of Pepperonicinis

    $1.00

SOMETHING SWEET

Sweets

  • Cannolis

    Two mini cannoli shells filled with chocolate chip cream.
    $6.75
  • Dough Pillows

    Fried Beignet dough tossed in sugar.
    $8.99
  • Monster Cookie

    $3.99

DRINKS

Delivery Drinks

  • Half Gallon Tea

    $3.50
  • Half Gallon Lemonade

    $3.50
  • Pepsi Products - 2 Liter Bottles

    Select a delicious and refreshing Pepsi soda to complete your meal.
    $3.60
  • Pepsi Products - 20oz Bottles

    Select a delicious and refreshing Pepsi 20oz soda to complete your meal.
    $2.75
  • Gatorade - 20oz Bottles

    Cool and satisfying taste to quench thirst and energize without caffeine, click to select your Gatorade flavor.
    $2.89
  • Aquafina - 20oz Bottle

    Pure water for a perfect taste. Add a refreshing water to your meal.
    $2.75

TRAYS AND GIANT SALADS

  • Giant Idiot Salad

    Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, and pepperoncini served with 8 ounces of your choice of dressing. Feeds 10-12
    $20.00
  • Giant Greek Salad

    Tomato, caper, onion, kalamata olive, pepperoncini, and feta cheese served with 8 ounces of our House Dressing (anchovies available upon request). Feeds 10-12.
    $26.00
  • Chicken Finger Tray

    20 chicken tenders cut in half (40 pieces) and served with 8 ounces of your choice of sauce.
    $45.00
  • 25 Wings

    Served with celery and ranch or bleu cheese.
    $39.99
  • 50 Wings

    Served with celery and ranch or bleu cheese.
    $69.49
  • Garlic Knot Tray

    24 hand twisted and smothered in garlic butter and parmesan. Served with 8 ounces of house red sauce.
    $25.00
  • Cannoli Tray

    12 chocolate chip cannoli
    $40.00
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Aquafina - 20oz Bottle

$2.75

Pure water for a perfect taste. Add a refreshing water to your meal.

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Village Idiot Pizza Locations and Hours

Five Points

(803) 252-8646
2009 Devine Street, Columbia, SC 29205
Closed • Opens Tuesday at 4:01AM
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Olympia

(803) 252-8646
612 Whaley Street, Unit A, Columbia, SC 29201
Closed • Opens Tuesday at 4:01AM
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