Village Idiot Pub - Patchogue
Appetizers
Basket of Fries
Bodacious Tot-Tots
tater tots loaded with melted cheddar jack cheese, chopped bacon & fresh chives, drizzled with ranch dreaaing, served with sour cream
Buffalo Chicken Dip
shredded chicken, blend of cheese & buffalo sauce in a bread bowl, served with celery, carrots & tortilla chips
Cajun Seared Tuna
cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo and teriyaki drizzle
Calamari
served with your choice of Italian Style, Buffalo, or Thai Chili
Chicken Fingers
served with honey mustard
Disco Fries
crinkle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese & served with a side of gravy
Fried Pickle Chips
tempura battered pickled chips, served with honey mustard or ranch
Jumbo Hot Pretzel
served with mustard
Mac-N-Cheese Wedges
(3) 5-cheese blend macaroni wedges, mixed with bacon, breaded & deep fried, served with ranch dressing
Marinated Steak Tidbits
marinated steak bits topped with blue cheese crumbles & scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis
Meatballs App
Mini Chicken Tacos
served with sides of sour cream & salsa, topped with shredded cheddar jack cheese
Mozzarella Sticks
parmesan dusted with a side of house made marinara
Nachos Locos
nachos smothered with melted cheddar jack cheese, sliced jalapenos, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa & chili
Onion Ring Tower
served with chipotle mayo
Quesadilla
bacon, and cheddar jack cheese in a crispy tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo
Sit-N-Spinach Dip
an oversized bread bowl filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach & cream cheese blend, served with tortilla chips
Stoopid Sampler
wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, mozzarella sticks & onion rings, served with a appropriate dipping sauces
Sweet Jesus Fries
sweet potato fries drizzled with house made cinnamon sauce, topped with glazed pecans
Veggie Quesadilla
broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini & cheddar jack cheese, served in a gluten free tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo
Cheese Quesadilla.
Wings
Sliders & Flatbreads
BBQ Chicken Sliders
Lobster Roll Sliders
house made lobster salad on toasted martin potato rolls
Meatloaf Sliders
Three Stooges Sliders
mini burgers topped with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle & 1000 island dressing on mini pretzel rolls
V.I.P. Sliders
filet mignon sliders topped with provolone cheese, fresh arugual & horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls
The Buffalo Flatbread
topped with our trademark buffalo chicken & melted mozzarella cheese, drizzled with ranch dressing
Greek Flatbread
Prosciutto Flatbread
Soups
Salads
Small Garden Salad
romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber & red onion
Small Caesar Salad
romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons & parmesan cheese
Bistro Salad
mesclun greens, fresh mozzarella & roasted red peppers, drizzled with balsamic glaze, topped with grilled chicken
Cobb Salad
romaine lettuce, hard boiled egg, avocado, red onion, bacon, blue cheese crumbles & apple slices
Large Garden Salad
romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber & red onion
Large Caesar Salad
romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons & parmesan cheese
Southwest Salad
romaine lettuce, black beans, roasted corn, red onion & cheddar jack cheese, served in a crispy tortilla bowl with cilantro lime vinaigrette, topped with cajun chicken
The G.O.A.T.
mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes & pecans topped with grilled chicken
TNT Salad
fried calamari & sliced seared tuna, tossed with baby bok choy, scallions, pickled ginger & sesame seeds, smothered in our thai chili sauce
Burgers
Bavarian Burger
Burger
Cheeseburger
Chipotle Chicken Burger
freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion & southwest slaw
Marinated Burger
covered in our signature marinade
Texas Burger
topped with fried jalapenos, fried onions, pepper jack cheese & BBQ sauce
The Ace
stacked with 5 strips of bacon
The Burgundy
cajun dipped and topped with bacon, swiss & house made potato chips
The Meathead
10oz burger stuffed with bacon, mushrooms, onions & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll
VIP Chopped Cheese
Sandwiches
American Chicken Sandwich
breaded & fried chicken cutlet topped with American cheese & bacon on a pretzel roll
Curly
grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo & frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
Filet McMuff
marinated petite filet mignon, sauteed mushrooms, onions & melted swiss cheese on an English muffin
Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast
Groovin Reuben
corned beef, melted swiss cheese, sauerkraut & Russian dressing on toasted rye
Honey Garlic Chicken Sandwich
panko breaded chicken breast, honey garlic ginger sauce, melted parmesan shavings & cole slaw on a hero
It's The Sh*t Sandwich
pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll
Larry Po' Boy
grilled cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapenos, red onion, avocado & chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero
Moe
hot roast beef & melted mozzarella cheese with choice of gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero
Philly Cheese Steak
sliced roast beef, sauteed onions & peppers, Melted American & nacho cheeses on a hero
Sliced Steak Sandwich
marinated & cooked to your liking, topped with frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
Sweet Chicky Sandwich
grilled seasoned chicken, siwss cheese, bacon & crispy onions, topped with honey BBQ sauce on a pretzel roll
Turkey Club
turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon & chipotle mayo on a brioche bun
Wraps & Paninis
Ahi Tuna Wrap
grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle
Buffalo Soldier Wrap
fried buffalo chicken cutlet, lettuce, tomato & blue cheese dressing
Cajun Shrimp Wrap
grilled cajun shrimp with onions, lettuce, tomato, pico de gallo & chipotle mayo
Chicken Caesar Wrap
grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing & parmesan cheese
El Diablo Wrap
grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sauteed onions & chipotle sauce
Healthy Italian Wrap
grilled chicken, arugula, sun dried tomato pesto & fresh mozzarella
Oh-Hell-Thy Chicken Wrap
lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon provolone cheese & ranch dressing
Grilled Chicken Panini
grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella & pesto
Marinated Prime Panini
marinated sliced prime rib, sauteed onions, melted provolone cheese with spicy horseradish mayo
Roasted Veggie Panini
eggplant, red & green peppers, zucchini, pnions, tomato & fresh mozzarella, drizzled with balsamic glaze
Wonder Wrap
Signature Dishes
Dreamy Tortellini
tortellini tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach & grape tomatoes in a creamy alfredo sauce
Idiot Francese
chicken cutlets sauteed in house made francese sauce, served over pasta
Jazzy Jambalaya
cajun style chicken, andouille sausage & shrimp over a bed of rice
Mom's Meatloaf
Mrs. C's Chicken Cutlet
V.I.P. Ribs
served with mac n' cheese and cole slaw
Tacos
Ahi Tuna Tacos
topped with cabbage, rasishes & cilantro, drizzled with wasabi may, served with tortilla chips
Beef'd Up Taco
Chipotle Shrimp Tacos
topped with mango salsa, served with tortilla chips
Pulled Pork Tacos
topped with cheddar cheese & southwest slaw, served with tortilla chips
Specials
Kidiot Menu
Kid Beverage
Kidiot Burger
served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
Kidiot Cheeseburger
served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
Kidiot Chicken Fingers
served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
Kidiot Grilled Cheese
served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
Kidiot Hot Dog
served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots