
Village Idiot Pub - Patchogue
Appetizers
Bodacious Tot-Tots
tater tots loaded with melted cheddar jack cheese, chopped bacon & fresh chives, drizzled with ranch dreaaing, served with sour cream
$15.00Buffalo Chicken Dip
shredded chicken, blend of cheese & buffalo sauce in a bread bowl, served with celery, carrots & tortilla chips
$19.00Cajun Seared Tuna
cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo and teriyaki drizzle
$19.00Cheese Quesadilla.
$12.00Chicken Fingers
served with honey mustard
$13.00Disco Fries
crinkle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese & served with a side of gravy
$12.00Fried Pickle Chips
tempura battered pickled chips, served with honey mustard or ranch
$12.00Irish Balls
$15.00Jumbo Hot Pretzel
served with mustard
$11.00Marinated Steak Tidbits
marinated steak bits topped with blue cheese crumbles & scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis
$21.00Mini Chicken Tacos
served with sides of sour cream & salsa, topped with shredded cheddar jack cheese
$12.00Mozzarella Sticks
parmesan dusted with a side of house made marinara
$12.00Nachos Locos
nachos smothered with melted cheddar jack cheese, sliced jalapenos, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa & chili
$16.00Onion Ring Tower
served with chipotle mayo
$12.00Quesadilla
bacon, and cheddar jack cheese in a crispy tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo
$12.00Sit-N-Spinach Dip
an oversized bread bowl filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach & cream cheese blend, served with tortilla chips
$19.00Stoopid Sampler
wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, mozzarella sticks & onion rings, served with a appropriate dipping sauces
$21.00Veggie Quesadilla
broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini & cheddar jack cheese, served in a gluten free tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo
$15.00Basket of Fries
$8.00Hot dog and a beer
$6.00
Wings
Freaking Fries
Crinkle Cut
$7.00Tater Tots
$8.00Cajun Fries
$8.00Sweet Potato Fries
$8.00Waffle Fries
$8.00Sweet Jesus Fries
sweet potato fries drizzled with house made cinnamon sauce, topped with glazed pecans
$14.00Disco Fries
crinkle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese & served with a side of gravy
$12.00Loaded Tater Tots
$9.00Blue Cheese Dream
$14.00
Sliders & Flatbreads
BBQ Chicken Sliders
$18.00Lobster Roll Sliders
house made lobster salad on toasted martin potato rolls
$20.00Three Stooges Sliders
mini burgers topped with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle & 1000 island dressing on mini pretzel rolls
$18.00V.I.P. Sliders
filet mignon sliders topped with provolone cheese, fresh arugual & horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls
$20.00The Buffalo Flatbread
topped with our trademark buffalo chicken & melted mozzarella cheese, drizzled with ranch dressing
$15.00Classic Margherita
$13.00Chipotle BBQ Flat Bread
$16.00Ala Vodka Flat Bread
$16.00
Soups
Salads
Bistro Salad
mesclun greens, fresh mozzarella & roasted red peppers, drizzled with balsamic glaze, topped with grilled chicken
$17.00Cobb Salad
romaine lettuce, hard boiled egg, avocado, red onion, bacon, blue cheese crumbles & apple slices
$16.00Large Garden Salad
romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber & red onion
$12.00Large Caesar Salad
romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons & parmesan cheese
$14.00Southwest Salad
romaine lettuce, black beans, roasted corn, red onion & cheddar jack cheese, served in a crispy tortilla bowl with cilantro lime vinaigrette, topped with cajun chicken
$18.00The G.O.A.T.
mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes & pecans topped with grilled chicken
$18.00TNT Salad
fried calamari & sliced seared tuna, tossed with baby bok choy, scallions, pickled ginger & sesame seeds, smothered in our thai chili sauce
$21.00
Burgers
BYOB
$14.00Chipotle Chicken Burger
freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion & southwest slaw
$18.00Da Bomb Burger
$19.00Marinated Burger
covered in our signature marinade
$18.00Texas Burger
topped with fried jalapenos, fried onions, pepper jack cheese & BBQ sauce
$18.00The Ace
stacked with 5 strips of bacon
$19.00The Meathead
10oz burger stuffed with bacon, mushrooms, onions & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll
$20.00
Sandwiches
American Chicken Sandwich
breaded & fried chicken cutlet topped with American cheese & bacon on a pretzel roll
$17.00Curly
grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo & frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
$18.00Filet McMuff
marinated petite filet mignon, sauteed mushrooms, onions & melted swiss cheese on an English muffin
$23.00Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast
$14.00Groovin Reuben
corned beef, melted swiss cheese, sauerkraut & Russian dressing on toasted rye
$20.00Honey Garlic Chicken Sandwich
panko breaded chicken breast, honey garlic ginger sauce, melted parmesan shavings & cole slaw on a hero
$19.00It's The Sh*t Sandwich
pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll
$20.00Larry Po' Boy
grilled cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapenos, red onion, avocado & chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero
$20.00Moe
hot roast beef & melted mozzarella cheese with choice of gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero
$19.00Philly Cheese Steak
sliced roast beef, sauteed onions & peppers, Melted American & nacho cheeses on a hero
$20.00Sliced Steak Sandwich
marinated & cooked to your liking, topped with frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
$22.00Sweet Chicky Sandwich
grilled seasoned chicken, siwss cheese, bacon & crispy onions, topped with honey BBQ sauce on a pretzel roll
$17.00Turkey Club
turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon & chipotle mayo on a brioche bun
$18.00Spicy Sarno Sandwich
$19.00VIP Chopped Cheese
$21.00
Wraps & Paninis
Ahi Tuna Wrap
grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle
$21.00Buffalo Soldier Wrap
fried buffalo chicken cutlet, lettuce, tomato & blue cheese dressing
$17.00Cajun Shrimp Wrap
grilled cajun shrimp with onions, lettuce, tomato, pico de gallo & chipotle mayo
$19.00Chicken Caesar Wrap
grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing & parmesan cheese
$17.00El Diablo Wrap
grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sauteed onions & chipotle sauce
$18.00Healthy Italian Wrap
grilled chicken, arugula, sun dried tomato pesto & fresh mozzarella
$17.00Oh-Hell-Thy Chicken Wrap
lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon provolone cheese & ranch dressing
$18.00Grilled Chicken Panini
grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella & pesto
$18.00Roasted Veggie Panini
eggplant, red & green peppers, zucchini, pnions, tomato & fresh mozzarella, drizzled with balsamic glaze
$18.00Tuscan Panini
$18.00
Signature Dishes
Dreamy Tortellini
tortellini tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach & grape tomatoes in a creamy alfredo sauce
$23.00Idiot Francese
chicken cutlets sauteed in house made francese sauce, served over pasta
$22.00Jazzy Jambalaya
cajun style chicken, andouille sausage & shrimp over a bed of rice
$21.00Mrs. C's Chicken Cutlet
$21.00Shepherd's Pie
$19.00Chicken Scarpariello
$24.00V.I.P. Pasta
$21.00Chimichurri Sliced Steak
$27.00Eggplant Parmesan
$23.00Mac Daddy and Cheese
$16.00
Specials
small garden salad
small caesar salad
Specials cup SOD
Specials cup chicken noodle
Specials cup Loaded Potato
French Onion
Soup Flight
$16.00Slider Flight
$18.00Ahi Tuna Salad
$20.00Spicy Nacho Burger
$20.00VIP Stir Fry
$23.00V.I.P Taco Salad
$17.00Avocado Chicken Panini
$20.00Bomb Burger
$21.00Greek Pasta Salad
$20.00
Kidiot Menu
Kid Beverage
Kidiot Burger
served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
$10.25Kidiot Cheeseburger
served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
$10.25Kidiot Chicken Fingers
served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
$10.25Kidiot Grilled Cheese
served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
$10.25Kidiot Hot Dog
served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots
$10.25Kidiot Mac n' Cheese
$10.25Kidiot Penne
$10.25
Sides
Extras
1000
$2.00american
$2.00avocado
$5.00bacon
$4.00balsamic
$2.00balsamic glaze
$2.00bbq
$2.00BC crumble
$2.00BC dressing
$2.00buffalo
$2.00cajun seasoning
$1.50carrots
$2.00celery
$2.00cheddar jack
$2.00chili
$4.00chipotle mayo
$2.00cole slaw
$4.00Cheddar
$2.00frazzled onions
$2.00fried jalapenos
$2.00gravy
$2.00guacamole
$5.00honey bbq
$2.00honey mustard
$2.00horseradish sauce
$2.00lettuce
$2.00maple mayo
$2.00marinade
$2.00mayo
$1.50mozzarella
$2.00mustard
$1.50nacho cheese
$2.00pepper jack
$2.00pickle
$2.00provolone
$2.00ranch
$2.00red onion
$2.00Bacon
$4.00salsa
$2.00sauteed mushrooms
$2.50sauteed onions
$2.50sour cream
$2.00spinach
$4.00swiss
$2.00tomato
$2.00wasabi mayo
$2.00Pint of Blue Cheese
$6.00
Desserts
Catering
Full Tray Idiot Bits
$115.001/2 Tray Idiot Bits
$65.00Full Tray Wings
$110.001/2 Tray Wings
$60.00Full Tray Penne Ala Vodka
$100.001/2 Tray Penne Ala Vdoka
$65.00Full Tray Steak Tidbits
$200.001/2 Tray Steak Tidbits
$120.00Full Tray Chicken Francese
$115.001/2 Tray Chicken Francese
$80.00Full Tray Sausage and Peppers
$100.001/2 Tray Sausage and Peppers
$70.00Full Tray Chicken Fingers
$90.001/2 Tray Chicken Fingers
$60.00Full Tray Mozz Stix
$85.001/2 Tray Mozz Stix
$60.00Full Tray Mini Tacos
$90.001/2 Tray Mini Tacos
$60.00Full Tray Three Stooges Sliders (24 sliders)
$110.001/2 Tray Three Stooges Sliders (12 sliders)
$60.00Full Tray Mac and Cheese
$80.001/2 Tray Mac and Cheese
$45.00Full Tray French Fries
$45.001/2 Tray French Fries
$25.00Full Tray Garden Salad
$75.001/2 Tray Garden Salad
$50.00Full Tray Caesar Salad
$80.001/2 Tray Caesar Salad
$55.00
Groupon Food (During Happy Hour Only)
Groupon Disco FF
$11.00Groupon 8 Wings
$15.00Groupon Onion Ring Tower
$12.00Groupon Fried Pickles
$12.00Groupon BBQ Chicken Sliders
$18.00Groupon Basket of FF
$8.00Groupon Mozz Stix
$12.00Groupon Cheese Quesadilla
$12.00Groupon Nachos
$16.00Groupon Bodacious Tots
$15.00Groupon Three Stooges Sliders
$18.00Groupon Pretzel
$11.00Groupon Mini Tacos
$12.00Groupon Idiot Bits
$16.00