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Village Idiot Pub - Patchogue

8 East Main Street, Patchogue, NY
Appetizers
Wings
Freaking Fries
Sliders & Flatbreads
Soups
Salads
Burgers
Sandwiches
Wraps & Paninis
Signature Dishes
Specials
Kidiot Menu
Sides
Extras
Desserts
Catering
Groupon Food (During Happy Hour Only)
Tacos (Copy)

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Appetizers

  • Bodacious Tot-Tots

    tater tots loaded with melted cheddar jack cheese, chopped bacon & fresh chives, drizzled with ranch dreaaing, served with sour cream

    $15.00
  • Buffalo Chicken Dip

    shredded chicken, blend of cheese & buffalo sauce in a bread bowl, served with celery, carrots & tortilla chips

    $19.00
  • Cajun Seared Tuna

    cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo and teriyaki drizzle

    $19.00
  • Cheese Quesadilla.

    $12.00
  • Chicken Fingers

    served with honey mustard

    $13.00
  • Disco Fries

    crinkle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese & served with a side of gravy

    $12.00
  • Fried Pickle Chips

    tempura battered pickled chips, served with honey mustard or ranch

    $12.00
  • Irish Balls

    $15.00
  • Jumbo Hot Pretzel

    served with mustard

    $11.00
  • Marinated Steak Tidbits

    marinated steak bits topped with blue cheese crumbles & scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis

    $21.00
  • Mini Chicken Tacos

    served with sides of sour cream & salsa, topped with shredded cheddar jack cheese

    $12.00
  • Mozzarella Sticks

    parmesan dusted with a side of house made marinara

    $12.00
  • Nachos Locos

    nachos smothered with melted cheddar jack cheese, sliced jalapenos, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa & chili

    $16.00
  • Onion Ring Tower

    served with chipotle mayo

    $12.00
  • Quesadilla

    bacon, and cheddar jack cheese in a crispy tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo

    $12.00
  • Sit-N-Spinach Dip

    an oversized bread bowl filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach & cream cheese blend, served with tortilla chips

    $19.00
  • Stoopid Sampler

    wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicken tacos, mozzarella sticks & onion rings, served with a appropriate dipping sauces

    $21.00
  • Veggie Quesadilla

    broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini & cheddar jack cheese, served in a gluten free tortilla with salsa, sour cream & pico de gallo

    $15.00
  • Basket of Fries

    $8.00
  • Hot dog and a beer

    $6.00

Wings

  • 8 Wings

    served with blue cheese, celery & carrots

    $15.00
  • 12 Wings

    served with blue cheese, celery & carrots

    $18.00
  • 25 Wings

    served with blue cheese, celery & carrots

    $31.00
  • Idiot Bits

    served with blue cheese, celery & carrots

    $16.00

Freaking Fries

  • Crinkle Cut

    $7.00
  • Tater Tots

    $8.00
  • Cajun Fries

    $8.00
  • Sweet Potato Fries

    $8.00
  • Waffle Fries

    $8.00
  • Sweet Jesus Fries

    sweet potato fries drizzled with house made cinnamon sauce, topped with glazed pecans

    $14.00
  • Disco Fries

    crinkle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese & served with a side of gravy

    $12.00
  • Loaded Tater Tots

    $9.00
  • Blue Cheese Dream

    $14.00

Sliders & Flatbreads

  • BBQ Chicken Sliders

    $18.00
  • Lobster Roll Sliders

    house made lobster salad on toasted martin potato rolls

    $20.00
  • Three Stooges Sliders

    mini burgers topped with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle & 1000 island dressing on mini pretzel rolls

    $18.00
  • V.I.P. Sliders

    filet mignon sliders topped with provolone cheese, fresh arugual & horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls

    $20.00
  • The Buffalo Flatbread

    topped with our trademark buffalo chicken & melted mozzarella cheese, drizzled with ranch dressing

    $15.00
  • Classic Margherita

    $13.00
  • Chipotle BBQ Flat Bread

    $16.00
  • Ala Vodka Flat Bread

    $16.00

Soups

  • Soup of the Day

    $10.00
  • Chicken Noodle

    $9.00
  • Loaded Potato

    $10.00
  • Lobster Bisque

    $12.00
  • French Onion Soup

    $10.00
  • VIP Chili

    served with nachos

    $11.00

Salads

  • Bistro Salad

    mesclun greens, fresh mozzarella & roasted red peppers, drizzled with balsamic glaze, topped with grilled chicken

    $17.00
  • Cobb Salad

    romaine lettuce, hard boiled egg, avocado, red onion, bacon, blue cheese crumbles & apple slices

    $16.00
  • Large Garden Salad

    romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber & red onion

    $12.00
  • Large Caesar Salad

    romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons & parmesan cheese

    $14.00
  • Southwest Salad

    romaine lettuce, black beans, roasted corn, red onion & cheddar jack cheese, served in a crispy tortilla bowl with cilantro lime vinaigrette, topped with cajun chicken

    $18.00
  • The G.O.A.T.

    mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes & pecans topped with grilled chicken

    $18.00
  • TNT Salad

    fried calamari & sliced seared tuna, tossed with baby bok choy, scallions, pickled ginger & sesame seeds, smothered in our thai chili sauce

    $21.00

Burgers

  • BYOB

    $14.00
  • Chipotle Chicken Burger

    freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion & southwest slaw

    $18.00
  • Da Bomb Burger

    $19.00
  • Marinated Burger

    covered in our signature marinade

    $18.00
  • Texas Burger

    topped with fried jalapenos, fried onions, pepper jack cheese & BBQ sauce

    $18.00
  • The Ace

    stacked with 5 strips of bacon

    $19.00
  • The Meathead

    10oz burger stuffed with bacon, mushrooms, onions & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll

    $20.00

Sandwiches

  • American Chicken Sandwich

    breaded & fried chicken cutlet topped with American cheese & bacon on a pretzel roll

    $17.00
  • Curly

    grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo & frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero

    $18.00
  • Filet McMuff

    marinated petite filet mignon, sauteed mushrooms, onions & melted swiss cheese on an English muffin

    $23.00
  • Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast

    $14.00
  • Groovin Reuben

    corned beef, melted swiss cheese, sauerkraut & Russian dressing on toasted rye

    $20.00
  • Honey Garlic Chicken Sandwich

    panko breaded chicken breast, honey garlic ginger sauce, melted parmesan shavings & cole slaw on a hero

    $19.00
  • It's The Sh*t Sandwich

    pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw & cheddar cheese, served on a bishop roll

    $20.00
  • Larry Po' Boy

    grilled cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapenos, red onion, avocado & chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero

    $20.00
  • Moe

    hot roast beef & melted mozzarella cheese with choice of gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero

    $19.00
  • Philly Cheese Steak

    sliced roast beef, sauteed onions & peppers, Melted American & nacho cheeses on a hero

    $20.00
  • Sliced Steak Sandwich

    marinated & cooked to your liking, topped with frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero

    $22.00
  • Sweet Chicky Sandwich

    grilled seasoned chicken, siwss cheese, bacon & crispy onions, topped with honey BBQ sauce on a pretzel roll

    $17.00
  • Turkey Club

    turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon & chipotle mayo on a brioche bun

    $18.00
  • Spicy Sarno Sandwich

    $19.00
  • VIP Chopped Cheese

    $21.00

Wraps & Paninis

  • Ahi Tuna Wrap

    grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle

    $21.00
  • Buffalo Soldier Wrap

    fried buffalo chicken cutlet, lettuce, tomato & blue cheese dressing

    $17.00
  • Cajun Shrimp Wrap

    grilled cajun shrimp with onions, lettuce, tomato, pico de gallo & chipotle mayo

    $19.00
  • Chicken Caesar Wrap

    grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing & parmesan cheese

    $17.00
  • El Diablo Wrap

    grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sauteed onions & chipotle sauce

    $18.00
  • Healthy Italian Wrap

    grilled chicken, arugula, sun dried tomato pesto & fresh mozzarella

    $17.00
  • Oh-Hell-Thy Chicken Wrap

    lightly seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon provolone cheese & ranch dressing

    $18.00
  • Grilled Chicken Panini

    grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella & pesto

    $18.00
  • Roasted Veggie Panini

    eggplant, red & green peppers, zucchini, pnions, tomato & fresh mozzarella, drizzled with balsamic glaze

    $18.00
  • Tuscan Panini

    $18.00

Signature Dishes

  • Dreamy Tortellini

    tortellini tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach & grape tomatoes in a creamy alfredo sauce

    $23.00
  • Idiot Francese

    chicken cutlets sauteed in house made francese sauce, served over pasta

    $22.00
  • Jazzy Jambalaya

    cajun style chicken, andouille sausage & shrimp over a bed of rice

    $21.00
  • Mrs. C's Chicken Cutlet

    $21.00
  • Shepherd's Pie

    $19.00
  • Chicken Scarpariello

    $24.00
  • V.I.P. Pasta

    $21.00
  • Chimichurri Sliced Steak

    $27.00
  • Eggplant Parmesan

    $23.00
  • Mac Daddy and Cheese

    $16.00

Specials

  • small garden salad

  • small caesar salad

  • Specials cup SOD

  • Specials cup chicken noodle

  • Specials cup Loaded Potato

  • French Onion

  • Soup Flight

    $16.00
  • Slider Flight

    $18.00
  • Ahi Tuna Salad

    $20.00
  • Spicy Nacho Burger

    $20.00
  • VIP Stir Fry

    $23.00
  • V.I.P Taco Salad

    $17.00
  • Avocado Chicken Panini

    $20.00
  • Bomb Burger

    $21.00
  • Greek Pasta Salad

    $20.00

Kidiot Menu

  • Kid Beverage

  • Kidiot Burger

    served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots

    $10.25
  • Kidiot Cheeseburger

    served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots

    $10.25
  • Kidiot Chicken Fingers

    served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots

    $10.25
  • Kidiot Grilled Cheese

    served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots

    $10.25
  • Kidiot Hot Dog

    served with choice of crinkle cut fries, house made potato chips, steamed broccoli or steamed carrots

    $10.25
  • Kidiot Mac n' Cheese

    $10.25
  • Kidiot Penne

    $10.25

Sides

  • Cole Slaw

    $5.00
  • House Chips

    $5.00
  • Mashed Potatos with a Side of Gravy

    $8.00
  • Rice

    $5.00
  • Sauteed Veggies

    $7.00

Extras

  • 1000

    $2.00
  • american

    $2.00
  • avocado

    $5.00
  • bacon

    $4.00
  • balsamic

    $2.00
  • balsamic glaze

    $2.00
  • bbq

    $2.00
  • BC crumble

    $2.00
  • BC dressing

    $2.00
  • buffalo

    $2.00
  • cajun seasoning

    $1.50
  • carrots

    $2.00
  • celery

    $2.00
  • cheddar jack

    $2.00
  • chili

    $4.00
  • chipotle mayo

    $2.00
  • cole slaw

    $4.00
  • Cheddar

    $2.00
  • frazzled onions

    $2.00
  • fried jalapenos

    $2.00
  • gravy

    $2.00
  • guacamole

    $5.00
  • honey bbq

    $2.00
  • honey mustard

    $2.00
  • horseradish sauce

    $2.00
  • lettuce

    $2.00
  • maple mayo

    $2.00
  • marinade

    $2.00
  • mayo

    $1.50
  • mozzarella

    $2.00
  • mustard

    $1.50
  • nacho cheese

    $2.00
  • pepper jack

    $2.00
  • pickle

    $2.00
  • provolone

    $2.00
  • ranch

    $2.00
  • red onion

    $2.00
  • Bacon

    $4.00
  • salsa

    $2.00
  • sauteed mushrooms

    $2.50
  • sauteed onions

    $2.50
  • sour cream

    $2.00
  • spinach

    $4.00
  • swiss

    $2.00
  • tomato

    $2.00
  • wasabi mayo

    $2.00
  • Pint of Blue Cheese

    $6.00

Desserts

  • Banana Fosters

    $9.00
  • Fried Oreos

    $9.00
  • Fried Twinkies

    $9.00
  • Gluten Free Chocolate Cake

    $9.00
  • Manhattan Truffle

    $8.00
  • Oreo Cake

    $7.50
  • Rainbow Cake

    $9.00
  • Tiramisu

    $9.00
  • White Chocolate Truffle

    $9.00
  • Vanilla Ice Cream

  • Cold Brew Coffee Gelato

  • Strawberry Cheesecake Gelato

  • Rainbow Cookie Icecream

  • Raspberry Sorbet

Catering

  • Full Tray Idiot Bits

    $115.00
  • 1/2 Tray Idiot Bits

    $65.00
  • Full Tray Wings

    $110.00
  • 1/2 Tray Wings

    $60.00
  • Full Tray Penne Ala Vodka

    $100.00
  • 1/2 Tray Penne Ala Vdoka

    $65.00
  • Full Tray Steak Tidbits

    $200.00
  • 1/2 Tray Steak Tidbits

    $120.00
  • Full Tray Chicken Francese

    $115.00
  • 1/2 Tray Chicken Francese

    $80.00
  • Full Tray Sausage and Peppers

    $100.00
  • 1/2 Tray Sausage and Peppers

    $70.00
  • Full Tray Chicken Fingers

    $90.00
  • 1/2 Tray Chicken Fingers

    $60.00
  • Full Tray Mozz Stix

    $85.00
  • 1/2 Tray Mozz Stix

    $60.00
  • Full Tray Mini Tacos

    $90.00
  • 1/2 Tray Mini Tacos

    $60.00
  • Full Tray Three Stooges Sliders (24 sliders)

    $110.00
  • 1/2 Tray Three Stooges Sliders (12 sliders)

    $60.00
  • Full Tray Mac and Cheese

    $80.00
  • 1/2 Tray Mac and Cheese

    $45.00
  • Full Tray French Fries

    $45.00
  • 1/2 Tray French Fries

    $25.00
  • Full Tray Garden Salad

    $75.00
  • 1/2 Tray Garden Salad

    $50.00
  • Full Tray Caesar Salad

    $80.00
  • 1/2 Tray Caesar Salad

    $55.00

Groupon Food (During Happy Hour Only)

  • Groupon Disco FF

    $11.00
  • Groupon 8 Wings

    $15.00
  • Groupon Onion Ring Tower

    $12.00
  • Groupon Fried Pickles

    $12.00
  • Groupon BBQ Chicken Sliders

    $18.00
  • Groupon Basket of FF

    $8.00
  • Groupon Mozz Stix

    $12.00
  • Groupon Cheese Quesadilla

    $12.00
  • Groupon Nachos

    $16.00
  • Groupon Bodacious Tots

    $15.00
  • Groupon Three Stooges Sliders

    $18.00
  • Groupon Pretzel

    $11.00
  • Groupon Mini Tacos

    $12.00
  • Groupon Idiot Bits

    $16.00

Tacos (Copy)

  • Ahi Tuna Tacos

    topped with cabbage, rasishes & cilantro, drizzled with wasabi may, served with tortilla chips

    $22.00
  • Beef'd Up Taco

    $20.00
  • Pulled Pork Tacos

    topped with cheddar cheese & southwest slaw, served with tortilla chips

    $18.00
  • Bang Bang Shrimp Tacos

    $19.00
  • Cinco de mayo $4 beef taco

    $4.00

Village Idiot Pub - Patchogue Location and Ordering Hours

(631) 289-8471
8 East Main Street, Patchogue, NY 11772
Open now • Closes at 10PM
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