Vermont Comedy Club
VCC FOOD
Apps
- Loaded Fries: Honey Barbecue
French fries loaded with popcorn chicken that is tossed in barbecue sauce with melted cheddar and honey drizzle.
$18.00 - Loaded Fries: Garlic Parmesan
French fries loaded with popcorn chicken that is tossed in our house-made garlic parmesan sauce with blue cheese dressing drizzled on top.
$18.00 - Boneless Wings: Buffalo
6 or 10 Boneless wings tossed in house-made tangy buffalo sauce, served with your choice of ranch or blue cheese dressing.
$13.00 - Boneless Wings: Garlic Parmesan
6 or 10 Boneless wings tossed in our delicious house-made garlic-parmesan sauce, served with your choice of ranch or blue cheese dressing
$13.00 - Boneless Wings: Jamaican Jerk$13.00
- Fried Pickles
A bowl of fried pickles with your choice of ranch or blue cheese.
$8.00 - Mozzarella Sticks
Mozz sticks served with marinara sauce.
$11.00 - French Fries$8.00
- OUT OF STOCKLemon Pepper Cauliflower Tacos (v)
Two Tacos - cauliflower battered, fried and tossed in house-made lemon pepper sauce, topped with lemon-honey slaw and cajun crema drizzle.
OUT OF STOCK$13.00 - Baba Ghanoush Platter (vegan)
Authentically-made Middle Eastern dip, made with Eggplants, roasted garlic, tahini, lemon juice, olive oil and sumac seasoning. Served with pickles and soft Lebanese pita bread chips.
$14.00 - Jomana’s Famous Hommus (vegan)
A bowl of our authentically made zingy Hommus garnished with paprika and garlic infused olive oil. Comes with 2 Lebanese pita breads cut into chips and Middle Eastern pickles.
$13.00 - Poutine$13.00
- Nachos (gf)$12.00
- Chips & Salsa (gf)$8.00
- Bag of Cool Ranch Doritos$2.50
- 💜Roasted Red Pepper & Caramelized Onion Bagel Bombs
Yum time! Bagel exterior with cream cheese in the middle. Rotating flavors. It's good! Made by Getty Goods!
$2.00
Platters
- Fried Sampler Platter
A large tray consisting of 10 boneless wings, 5 Mozzarella Sticks, fried pickles, popcorn chicken and your choice of fries or sweet potato fries.
$50.00 - OUT OF STOCKMiddle Eastern Sampler Platter
4 skewers of each of our authentically made shawarma chicken and tawouq chicken and a Hommus plate, combined with pickled cucumbers, pickled turnips and 3 Pita bread slices cut into chips
OUT OF STOCK$35.00
Wraps & Sandwiches
- VCC Chicken Parm
4 oz chicken breast battered, fried and topped with melted mozzarella, parmesan cheese, roasted garlic, Marinara sauce, pesto and arugula all on a toasted brioche bun. Comes with a side of your choice.
$18.00 - Chicken Shawarma Wrap
Authentically made shawarma chicken, Jomana's garlic sauce, pickled turnips, French fries and pomegranate molasses all wrapped in a grilled slice of Lebanese pita bread. Comes with a side of your choice.
$17.00 - Caprese Sandwich
Tomato slices, fresh mozzarella, pesto, balsamic and Italian seasoning on soft focaccia bread. Comes with a side of your choice.
$14.00 - OUT OF STOCKBacon Quesadilla
Crispy bacon, pickled jalapeños, salsa with melted monterey jack cheese in a flour tortilla. Served with a side of lime crema and a side of your choice.
OUT OF STOCK$11.00
Desserts
- Strawberry Cheesecake Ice Cream$4.00
- Slice of grandmother's carrot cake$9.00
- Date and Walnut Cake
a delicious slice of dates and walnuts cake, with powdered sugar and whipped cream on top
$7.00 - Mini Cheesecake Trio$7.00
- Mini Cheesecake Sampler
1 of each of our flavored mini cheesecakes (Lemon, Strawberry, Hazelnut, Chocolate, Vanilla)
$10.00 - OUT OF STOCK💙Cinn. Sugar Donut Twists
These are great! Made by Getty Goods!
OUT OF STOCK$2.00 - 💛Rye Ginger Molasses Cookies
It's exactly what it sounds like. Yum! Made by Getty Goods!
$2.00
DRINKS
VCC FEATURED COCKTAILS
- APPLEJACK RABBIT
AppleJack Brandy, lemon, orange, maple, lemon twist - served on the rocks
$15.00 - Calimocho
A classic staple from Spain. It's as simple and refreshing as they come. Red wine, Coca-cola, and a splash of lime on ice. Don't be fooled. It's delicious.
$11.00 - Cranberry Mule feat. VT Young at Heart Ginger Beer
Feat. Burlington’s own Young at Heart Ginger Beer. Tito's vodka, lime, splash of cranberry.
$14.00 - DON'T TELL LUCY
Larceny Bourbon, lime, maple, soda, a dusting of cinnamon overtop - served on the rocks
$15.00 - ESPRESSO YOURSELF
Based on the most popular drink in Spain. Licor 43 with a shot of espresso and a splash of Oat Milk. Shaken and served over ice with orange zest sprinkled over top. Gorgeous.
$15.00 - GRAPEFRUIT MARTINI
Get your vitamin C! Fresh squeezed grapefruit juice, your choice of Tito’s Vodka or Barr Hill Gin shaken with a splash lime & simple. Sugar rimmed and served up with a slice of grapefruit.
$15.00 - The Jewel Runner
Larceny Bourbon, Aperol, fresh squeezed lemon, rosemary simple, served up in a Champagne glass with a sprig of rosemary.
$15.00 - LEAFPEEPER MANHATTAN
Bulleit Rye, St. Germain Elderflower Liqueur, Applejack, bitters, grapefruit twist - served on the rock
$15.00 - Lillet to the Party
Lillet Blanc ( a French White Wine infused with herbs, fruit, and other botanicals) served on ice, with soda and a fresh orange slice - a light effervescent summery cocktail
$11.00 - Maple Old Fashioned
Basil Hayden’s Bourbon, Maple Syrup, Angostura & Orange Bitters, orange twist
$15.00 - SMELETTI
Smith & Cross Jamaican Rum, Meletti Amaro, Grapefruit bitters, served chilled and neat in a coupe glass, grapefruit twist.
$15.00 - SMOKING BEETS
Illegal Blanco Mezcal, fresh squeezed lemon, fresh organic beet juice, and honey shaken and served on the rock.
$15.00 - THYME PUNS ARE DUMB
Bar Hill Gin, Pear Nectar, lemon, thyme - served up
$15.00
DRINKS / STANDARD COCKTAILS / MARTINIS
- Aperol Spritz
Prosecco & Aperol over ice, topped with soda water, grapefruit garnish, served in a wine glass.
$13.00 - Aviation
Gin, maraschino liqueur, crème de violette, lemon juice, cherry. Shaken and served up in a martini glass.
$15.00 - Bees Knees
Gin, lemon, Vermont Honey
$14.00 - Black Russian
Vodka, Kahlúa.
$11.00 - Bloody Mary
Your choice of Vodka with VCC's very own Bloody Mary Mix, celery, olives, and lemon.
$11.00 - Bloody Maria
VCC house made Bloody Mary Mix, celery, olives, lemon, and your choice of tequila.
$11.00 - Boulevardier
Your choice of bourbon or rye with sweet vermouth, Campari, lemon twist on the rocks.
$15.00 - Cosmopolitan
Vodka, triple sec, lime, cranberry
$14.00 - Dark & Stormy
Gosling's Dark Rum, VT’s own Young at Heart Ginger Beer, splash of lime, served over ice in a Collins glass.
$13.00 - Dirty Gin Martini
Gin, vermouth, olive juice
$14.00 - Dirty Vodka Martini
Vodka, vermouth, olive juice
$14.00 - Dirty Shirley
The grown-up version of your favorite mocktail, the Shirley Temple - with vodka.
$11.00 - Espresso Martini
Vodka, Kahlua, Simple & Espresso
$15.00 - Gin Martini
Made with Vermont's own Zephyr Dry Vermouth
$14.00 - Vodka Martini
Made with Dolin Dry Vermouth
$14.00 - Hot Toddy
Whiskey, lemon, and honey. Served hot.
$12.00 - Lemon Drop Martini$13.00
- Manhattan
Bourbon or Rye - You choose Made with Dolin Rouge Sweet Vermouth
$15.00 - Margarita$13.00
- Mezcal Negroni
Illegal Mezcal, Campari, Sweet Vermouth, Lemon Twist, on the rocks.
$16.00 - Mimosa
Prosecco & OJ.
$9.00 - Mule$14.00
- Negroni
Gin, Campari, Sweet Vermouth, Orange twist on the rocks.
$14.00 - Old Fashioned$14.00
- Penicillin
Blended Scotch shaken with fresh squeezed lemon, VT honey, fresh juiced ginger, topped with a Laphroaig float.
$17.00 - OUT OF STOCKThe Rachael
Capt. Morgan's Spiced Rum as a hot toddy
OUT OF STOCK$12.00 - Side Car
Cognac, Lemon, Orange Liqueur shaken served up with a sugar rim
$14.00 - Whiskey Sour$13.00
- White Russian
Vodka, kahlúa, cream.
$12.00
N/A BEVERAGES
- Water (filtered)
- Bottled Water$2.00
- Tea👾$2.00
- Coffee$3.00
- Iced Coffee$3.00
- OUT OF STOCKHot Chocolate
Hot coco with whipped cream on top
OUT OF STOCK$5.00 - ZG Rescue Club
Athletic Brewing Company, delicious non-alcoholic craft IPA.
$7.00 - ZG Hop Fizz (N/A)
Dry-hopped, sparkling water by our Pine St neighbors, Zero Gravity
$5.00 - Virgin Bloody Mary$6.00
- Virgin Mule$6.00
- Shirley Temple$5.00
- Sprite$3.00
- Root Beer$3.00
- Coca Cola$3.00
- Diet Coke$3.00
- Ginger Ale$3.00
- Sparkling Lemonade$3.00
- Ginger Beer - Young at Heart (Burlington VT)
Young at Heart Ginger Beer made right here in Burlington with lots of love... and ginger.
$6.00 - Soda Water$2.00
- Tonic$4.00
- Grapefruit Juice$8.00
- Cranberry Juice$3.00
- Orange Juice$3.00
- Pineapple Juice$3.00
VODKA (Build Your Own Drink)
TEQUILA / MEZCAL (Build Your Own Drink)
GIN (Build Your Own Drink)
RUM (Build Your Own Drink)
WHISKEY (Build Your Own Drink)
- Jim Beam Bourbon$12.00
- Jack Daniel's Bourbon$12.00
- Maker's Mark Bourbon$13.00
- Bulleit Bourbon$13.00
- Basil Hayden's Bourbon$14.00
- Jefferson’s Reserve Bourbon$17.00
- Jim Beam Rye$12.00
- Bulleit Rye$14.00
- Elijah Craig Bourbon$14.00
- Michter's Rye Whiskey$17.00
- Jameson$12.00
- Crown Royal$12.00
- Dewars$11.00
- Famous Grouse Blended Scotch Whiskey$13.00
- Johnnie Black$16.00
- Macallan 12 yr$18.00
- Laphroaig 10 yr$19.00
- Lagavullin 8 yr$22.00
CORDIALS / COGNAC (Build Your Own Drink)
- NEW! Fernet Vexia (Vermont made)
Made in Vermont. Not far from this very comedy club. If fernet is your thing, you have to try this.
$13.00 - Fernet Branca$10.00
- Becherovka$9.00
- Courvoisier VS$13.00
- Hennessy$14.00
- Grand Marnier$10.00
- Campari$11.00
- Aperol$11.00
- Bailey's Irish Cream$10.00
- Kahlua$9.00
- Disaronno Amaretto$9.00
- Meletti Amaro$10.00
Bailey's Irish Cream
BEER (DRAFT)
- Fiddlehead - IPA 6.2% ABV
This medium bodied American style IPA has an alluring golden glow and beautifully blends three strains of hops. While strong citrus notes ambush your taste buds halfway through the palate, the beer finishes very crisp and dry.
$9.00 - Switchback - Ale 5.0% ABV
Using only traditional ingredients, Switchback Ale is an unfiltered, reddish-amber ale which is particularly well-balanced, allowing for complexity of flavor coupled with an unusually smooth and refreshing character.
$8.00 - Hill Farmstead Edward - 5.2% ABV
Per Hill Farmstead: "Edward (1917-2002) is our grandfather; Hill Farmstead Brewery rests upon the land that was once home to him and his five children. In his honor, this American Pale Ale is dutifully crafted from American malted barley, a plethora of American hops, our ale yeast and water from Edward’s well. It is unfiltered and dry hopped."
$9.00 - Smuttynose Old Brown Dog - 6.5% ABV
Brown Ale 6.5% APV
$9.00 - Burlington Beer Company Pilsner - 5.0 ℅ ABV
Paying homage to the great German and Czech pilsners, this Burlington Vermont made lager is exactly what you're looking for.
$9.00 - Fiddlehead White Ale - 5.3% ABV$9.00
- 14th Star Maple Breakfast Stout
An Oatmeal Stout brewed with local maple syrup and cold brew coffee — flavors and aromas of dark malts, coffee, and maple.
$9.00
CANS & BOTTLES
- Little Wolf - American Pale Ale (Gluten reduced - 16 oz) - 4.7% ABV
Brewed with malted barley, oats, and American-grown hops. Dry-hopped with Mosaic, this small but feisty brew is fruity, floral, and refreshing. It’s also GLUTEN REDUCED! Making it safe for people with gluten sensitivity.
$8.00 - Green State Lager - (12 oz) 4.9% ABV
Local brewery Zero Gravity has done it again! A crisp, easy-drinking Pilsner beer that is influenced by the great brewing regions of the world, but that charts its own course through this elegant style.
$6.00 - Narragansett (16 oz)
Brewed just right for drinking with six-row malt, a secret blend of Pacific Northwest hops, and corn from Iowa — Crisp & refreshing. A classic American lager and the workhorse of the ‘Gansett stable.
$7.00 - Focal Banger IPA (16 oz) - 7.0% ABV
American IPA brewed by Alchemist with Mosaic and Citra hops. A firm mineral backbone supports the dank flavors and aromas, and separates it from the pack.
$9.00 - Heady Topper Double IPA (16 oz) - 8.0% ABV
The Alchemist's flagship double IPA.
$10.00 - Champlain Orchards Kingston Dry Hard Cider - 6% ABV
A tribute to their horticulture crew from Jamaica, who have been shaping Champlain Orchards for decades. Loaded with Kingston Black and other heirloom apples for a distinct flavor with silky tannins and a smooth finish. Gluten free. 0g of sugar too!
$8.00 - Champlain Orchards Mac & Maple Semi-Sweet Hard Cider - 6% ABV
Sharp McIntosh apples blended with pure VT maple syrup. Champlain Orchards donate 3.5% of Mac & Maple proceeds to 350VT.ORG to help protect VT agriculture and mitigate the effects of climate change. Gluten free.
$8.00 - White Claw - black cherry
The bright citrus flavor of Ruby Grapefruit. With a hint of freshly cut fruit flavor and satisfying zest of grapefruit, you’ll enjoy this smooth tasting beverage.
$7.00 - June Shine Mango Daydream Hard Kombucha 6.0% ABV
Meet Mango Daydream—an all-organic hard kombucha twice brewed with a tropical trifecta of juicy mangoes, pineapples and oranges—spiced just right with the perfect pinch of cayenne pepper. Dream on!
$8.00 - Budweiser (12 oz)
King of beers.
$6.00 - Bud Light (12 oz)
Great taste...less filling.
$6.00 - ZG Rescue Club
Athletic Brewing Company, delicious non-alcoholic craft IPA.
$7.00 - TAUNIK CBD NON-ALC Yerba Mate: Fine Frequency
Sparkling Yerba Mate brewed with lemon, hemp, and hops. Lightly sweetened with VT honey. Non-alcoholic, non-THC. 50mg of full spectrum Vermont CBD.
$8.00
WINE
- House Red - GL - Sangiovese - Italy
A dry, medium-bodied wine with medium to high tannin and high acidity.
$10.00 - House White - GL - Pinot Grigio - CA
A dry white wine with high acidity and low residual sugar, clean and fresh.
$10.00 - White Haven - GL - Sauv Blanc - WHITE
Aromas of passion fruit, sliced mangoes, fresh pineapple and thyme. Medium-bodied. Bright and tangy acidity, crisp finish.
$13.00 - White Haven - BTL - Sauv Blanc - WHITE
Aromas of passion fruit, sliced mangoes, fresh pineapple and thyme. Medium-bodied. Bright and tangy acidity, crisp finish.
$48.00 - Prosecco GL
Bubbly by the glass.
$9.00 - Prosecco BTL
Bubbly by the bottle.
$46.00
MOCKTAILS
- Chilly Todd (Mocktail)
Fresh house made ginger juice, lemon, honey. Shaken and served over ice with soda. (Non-alcoholic)
$9.00 - Love on the Brain (Mocktail)
Pomegranate, lime, rosemary syrup. Shaken, topped with soda, and a sprig of rosemary. (non alcoholic)
$9.00 - OUT OF STOCKThe Perfect Pear (Mocktail)
Pear nectar, lemon, thyme, soda served on ice with a sprig of fresh thyme! Add Barr Hill Gin for $6!
OUT OF STOCK$9.00 - The Soulless Ginger (Mocktail)
Young at Heart Ginger Beer (Burlington VT), lime juice, maple, BAB Louie Non-Alcoholic Bitters
$10.00