Willies 3706 N Halsted Ave
Featured Items
- 4 PC Vegan Tenders$11.00
Four perfectly fried Beyond Meat tenders serviced with your choice of fries or tots
- Happy Camper$12.00
A big chocolatey Willy covered in house-made marshmallow, torched to perfection, and dusted with graham crackers
- Cock Meat Sandwich$11.00
Jumbo fried chicken tender, jalapeno ranch, bacon crumbles, and tomato on bacon brioche
Eat it.
🐓 Cock 🐓
- 3 Piece Chicken Tenders$11.00
Three hand-cut chicken tenderloins, brined in-house, then dredged in our unbelievable spice mix, battered, and breaded TO ORDER. So juicy and crispy you can hear it from across the room
- 6 Piece Chicken Tenders$18.00
Six hand-cut chicken tenderloins, brined in-house, then dredged in our unbelievable spice mix, battered, and breaded TO ORDER. So juicy and crispy you can hear it from across the room
- 4 PC Vegan Tenders$11.00
Four perfectly fried Beyond Meat tenders serviced with your choice of fries or tots
- Dick 'n Chicken$19.00
Two of our chicken tenders topped with bacon, Willy Sauce, and a Cinnamon Toast Cock jammed in between them
- Naked Wings - Missionary$11.00
Lightly seasoned jumbo party wings fried hard and served straight out of the frier with no sauce.
- Cock Fighter Wings - Buffalo Sauce$11.00
Jumbo party wings fried, tossed in our house made buffalo sauce, and garnished with celery brunoise.
- Jamaican Me Jerk It Wings$11.00
Jumbo party wings tossed in our sweet and spicy jerk sauce and garnished with green onion.
- Naughty Wings - Medium Spiced BBQ$11.00
Jumbo party wings tossed in our house made BBQ sauce with a little spice tingle for the back of your throat ;)
- Squirted 'n Spiced - Lemon Pepper Wings$11.00
Jumbo party wings tossed in garlic infused oil, seasoned in our lemon pepper dry rub, garnished with freshly grated parmesan, lemon zest, parsley, and served with a side of our special house made lemon pepper sauce/
- Gar-Lick Me - Garlic Parmesan Wings$11.00
Jumbo party wings tossed in garlic infused oil, garnished with freshly grated Parmesan, lemon zest, and parsley
- Nashville Hawt Wings$11.00
🌭 Handies 🌯
- Cock Meat Sandwich$11.00
Jumbo fried chicken tender, jalapeno ranch, bacon crumbles, and tomato on bacon brioche
- Chicken & Twat Waffle Sandwich$13.00
Cornflake & waffle cone breaded chicken tender, Willy Sauce, bacon crumbles, tomato, and shredded romaine between two twat waffles
- Buff Chick$11.00
A jumbo fried chicken tender tossed in buffalo sauce, and topped with blue cheese, celery, shredded romaine, red onion, carrot, and red wine cabbage on a pretzel bun
- Hot Rod$9.00
Nathan's Famous 1/4 lb all beef wiener served Chicago style on a pretzel bun.
- Dick Cheese Dog$10.00
Nathan's Famous 1/4 lb all beef wiener with handmade Dick cheese, beer caramelized onions, and mouthwatering bacon served in a pretzel roll.
- Musty Honey Wrap$11.00
A pretzel breaded chicken tender with honey mustard and bread & butter pickles, cherry tomato, red onion, and romaine in a green herb wrap.
- Caesar's Teaser$11.00
Smokey grilled & chilled chicken tenders with our house made Caesar dressing, chopped romaine, cucumber, and cherry tomato in a green herb wrap
- Chicken Bacon Crunchwrap$11.00
Ranch-marinated grilled chicken, bacon crumbles, romaine, tomato, tostadas, in a green herb tortilla
Sides 🍟
- Hand Cut French Fries$4.00
Hand-cut, double fried french fries. Fresh, crispy, and seasoned to perfection.
- Hand Cut Fries w/Side Dick Cheese$6.00
Hand-cut, double fried french fries. Fresh, crispy, and seasoned to perfection. This one is served with a side of mouthwatering house-made Willy cheese sauce
- Tater Balls$4.00
Fresh and crispy balls, seasoned to perfection
- Tater Tots w/Side Dick Cheese$6.00
We smash your tater balls to bits and load it up with bacon, green onion, and our housemade cheese sauce.
- Fisted and Loaded Thots$7.00
Sauces 💦
Cocks and Twats
Willy Waffles
- Chocolate Money Shot$12.00
A big chocolaty cock with white chocolate dripping down to your fingers
- Strawberry Money Shot$12.00
Get a LOAD of this strawberry chocolate cock waffle with white chocolate dripping down its shaft.
- Cookies & Cum$12.00
Like a cookies 'n cream... a white chocolate cock waffle with Oreo crumbles and a creamy finish
- Happy Camper$12.00
A big chocolatey Willy covered in house-made marshmallow, torched to perfection, and dusted with graham crackers
- Banana Batter Blaster$12.00
A Willy dripping with warm and wet chocolate sauce, filled with daddy's banana cream filling... makes for an explosive first bite
- Rainbow Roadhead$12.00
Our fruity white chocolate cock smothered in fruity pebbles and raspberry sauce.
- Blue Balls$12.00
You've been waiting... this white chocolate cock is busting at the seams as it delivers loads of raspberry, blueberry, and rainbow sprinkles.
- Cinnamon Toast COCK$12.00
Open wide for this classic maple glazed cock sprinkled with Cinnamon Toast Crunchy goodness.
- Plain Willy$11.00
- Box of Dick Truffles$7.00Out of stock
7 Dwarves for 7 Dollars
- Bag of Dicks$7.00
Twat Waffles
- Porn Star$11.00
A chocolate covered twat waffle filled with white chocolate cum and a pearly clit piercing.
- Cream Pie$11.00
- Pillow Princess$11.00
Strawberry white chocolate twat with a pearl pierced clit and white chocolate cum, on a pillow of house-made marshmallow.
- Aunt Flow$11.00
A white chocolate twat with a deceptively delicious flow of raspberry sauce and sprinkles.
- Plain Twat$10.00
Box of Waffles
Suck It.
Slutty Slushies
NA Drinks
Handmade Drinks
- Whorechata$5.00+
We milk our almonds and our rice by hand in small batches to prepare the most delicious horchata you've ever had.
- Dirty Whore - Whorechata Cold Brew$6.00+
We take our deliciously smooth house made whorechata and add a *stimulating* dose of our hand made small batch cold brew
- Cold Brew$4.00+
Served Black
- Hot Instant Coffee$3.00
- Hole Milk$3.00