Do you, like me, struggle with decisions? Perfect! Also perfect for the “I’m not hungry” girlfriend! Anyways its 5 traditional wings, onion rings, cheese balls, fried pickles, and a pile of ranch.

What's more American than deep fried cheese? Deep fried cheese dipped in ranch that’s what. I don’t want to live past 80 if it means I cant have these anyways.

Rings of, you guessed it, onion, battered and deep fried, 8. oz. Glad I could clear up any confusion.

When the Midwest need to pickle and store everything meets the American need to deep fry everything. 8 oz. of beauty and perfection.

8 oz. of beef cubes deep fried in beef fat, there’s not much else to say other than “Yes please” even if its so regional to east South Dakota that the usual words are “What’s that?” Order it on its own as an appetizer or as a basket with a side.

6 wings, Smoked in house, Fried until crispy, and with whatever sauce you want. The kitchen, however, will judge you if you ask us to toss them in ranch. Yes its happened. Yes we did it. Yes we were horrified and intrigued at the same time.

Let’s be real, its a fancy chicken nugget but you knew that before you clicked on this. Same rules as the traditional wings apply with the sauces.

They’re bar nachos. Chips, queso, meat, onions, jalapenos, diced tomatoes, and black olives. We’re fancier though because we make our own queso rather than buying bagged nacho cheese. Get an order for yourself or an order for the table to share!

Proof that enough cream cheese will make anything taste good! Not an original concept, but it is our recipe, so try it and tell us how much better ours is than everyone else’s. Don’t tell us if its worse though, our cooks feelings are a little sensitive.

It’s on the menu because we have the stuff and figured “Why Not?” We add our queso to it though so its got that going for it.

Chips, and the Spanish word for cheese.

Its a cheeseburger what do you want from me? I have to put something in this box. I can’t believe I got permission to do this.

Fine I’ll explain. We use fresh ground beef, hand balled and pressed, never frozen patties, a toasted salt and pepper bun.

Hickory Bacon makes everything taste better after all. You should try the Jalapeno bacon though, trust me its worth the dollar. What? Commission? I don’t know what you’re talking about. Really though the Jalapeno bacon is fire.

Finally, Something that actually requires a description! Cajun seasoned patty, Bleu cheese crumble, sauteed Onions, Pepper jack cheese. Excellent if you like a bit of heat.

Okay hear me out. Peanut butter on a burger might not be the first thing that comes to mind as “Yeah! that sounds great!” but trust. Its DELICIOUS I love this thing, we make the whiskey bacon jam ourselves and its amazing.

Its a bacon cheeseburger with a fried onion ring and BBQ sauce. Named for the sprint car racer Tommy Barber, since it was his go to, and he still stops in from time to time.

If you’ve never had a patty melt before, its a burger patty on rye bread with sauteed onions and American and Swiss cheese melted together. But is it a burger or a sandwich? Our vote is burger (hence its in our burger category) but tell us what you think!

The humble chicken sandwich. Honestly if you haven’t had one of these its probably something to brag about because how have you managed that? These things are everywhere. Our version has a chicken breast with Montreal chicken seasoning, bacon, swiss, and mayo.

Spinach? Artichoke hearts? Chicken? Sounds like health food until you realize how much cream cheese there is elegantly bringing it all together.

The only thing that is as messy as ribs, but man the mess is worth it. Smoked in house with our own custom seasoning blend, as well as our wood chip blend until it falls off the bone. Tossed in BBQ sauce, and served on a Potato bun

Do you want a chicken sandwich but don’t want to pretend to be healthy about it? Chuck it in a deep fryer with breadcrumbs on it, slap some swiss and hickory bacon on it and now you’re cookin. Well not really, that’s what we’re here for.

Gee, I wish I knew what was on here but I just don’t know what BLT stands for, what a shame. Maybe its some combination of bacon, lettuce, and tomato on Texas toast, probably mayo too so its not dry as a bone.

I had to rethink some of my life choices after tasting this for the first time. I wasn’t aware food could taste this good. Brisket that melts in your mouth, smoked with our own custom blend of seasonings and personal mix of wood chips, all in house. Topped with Provolone and served with Au Jus to dip, not that you needed more.

Same melt in your mouth Brisket as the French Dip, now with added peppers and onions, not quite a traditional philly, but don’t tell any Eagles fans, ours is better.

8 oz. with a side. Turns out you can do lots of things in nugget form, not just chicken. The process is remarkably similar too, cut (insert meat here) into chunks, batter, and deep fry.

The all mighty ranch shovel. P.S. They taste as good as an adult as they did when you were a kid.

The only food where it is not only acceptable, but expected that you will look like a feral animal after you’re done eating them, and who can blame you? If there’s anything to go feral for, its ribs. Especially these, with our house patented (not yet actually) seasoning and wood chip blend combo and slathered in BBQ sauce, if your plate doesn’t look like a murder scene when you’re done are you even eating ribs right?

8 oz. of beef cubes deep fried in beef fat, there’s not much else to say other than “Yes please” even if its so regional to east South Dakota that the usual words are “What’s that?” Order it on its own as an appetizer or as a basket with a side.

Contrary to the name, its not made of buffalo! (too expensive) However a buffalo sauce base with...drumroll please...chicken! Also includes bleu cheese crumble, and a ranch drizzle after cooking

Alfredo sauce base, mushrooms, grilled chicken and sun-dried tomatoes.

……….oh were you waiting for me to explain? Its a taco, in pizza form. That’s not even a joke, swap the pizza crust for a tortilla shell and roll it up and its literally a taco.

Pulled pork, and brisket on a pizza. If those two words weren’t enough to get you to order it, I don’t know what to do with you. Other than tell you it also has BBQ sauce base and a hot honey drizzle.

Carnivores rejoice! Almost every meat topping we have, Pepperoni, sausage, Canadian Bacon (not real bacon), and Hickory bacon (actually bacon)

ALL THE PIZZA TOPPINGS! ALL OF THEM! Just picture Kylo Ren’s Face as hes screaming “MORE” and you’ll get the idea.

Want a pizza but nothing else interests you? Build your own from our toppings!

We’re committing a Midwest sin and combining bleu cheese and ranch with this one, but you know what? It works. Ranch and buffalo sauce, lettuce, chicken, and bleu cheese crumble on a flour tortilla

If only there were some acronym that would help me understand what is on this Bacon Lettuce and Tomato Wrap? What? There’s Cheddar too? But there’s no letter for that!

I tried to call this the CBR wrap like the BLT that came before it, but apparently that acronym isn’t recognizable to enough people. I may have been in the restaurant industry too long. Like how spinach artichoke dip is just spin dip to me. What was I talking about again?

Why is it called a Caesar salad? Did Romans really like Romaine lettuce? Wait I literally just understood that while writing this. Roman. Romaine. Well, you learn something new every day.

Same melt in your mouth Brisket as the French Dip, now with added peppers and onions, not quite a traditional philly, but don’t tell any Eagles fans, ours is better.

I had to rethink some of my life choices after tasting this for the first time. I wasn’t aware food could taste this good. Brisket that melts in your mouth, smoked with our own custom blend of seasonings and personal mix of wood chips, all in house. Topped with Provolone and served with Au Jus to dip, not that you needed more.

The only thing that is as messy as ribs, but man the mess is worth it. Smoked in house with our own custom seasoning blend, as well as our wood chip blend until it falls off the bone. Tossed in BBQ sauce, and served on a Potato bun

The only food where it is not only acceptable, but expected that you will look like a feral animal after you’re done eating them, and who can blame you? If there’s anything to go feral for, its ribs. Especially these, with our house patented (not yet actually) seasoning and wood chip blend combo and slathered in BBQ sauce, if your plate doesn’t look like a murder scene when you’re done are you even eating ribs right?

I tell myself I should eat more of these, considering I fill a 6 man tent myself, but then again, I didn’t come to a Midwest bar to be healthy. Man I really should eat more of these.

It’s a BLT, but we replaced the bread with more lettuce because bread makes you f...gain weight...and salad is healthy.

Turns out it’s not called a Caesar salad because of Julius Caesar and has nothing to do with Rome, I looked it up. It's called a Caesar salad because Italian immigrant restaurateur Caesar Cardini invented it at his restaurant in Tijuana, Mexico, around 1924. You really do learn something new every day

Same melt in your mouth Brisket as the French Dip, now with added peppers and onions, not quite a traditional philly, but don’t tell any Eagles fans, ours is better.

I had to rethink some of my life choices after tasting this for the first time. I wasn’t aware food could taste this good. Brisket that melts in your mouth, smoked with our own custom blend of seasonings and personal mix of wood chips, all in house. Topped with Provolone and served with Au Jus to dip, not that you needed more.

The only thing that is as messy as ribs, but man the mess is worth it. Smoked in house with our own custom seasoning blend, as well as our wood chip blend until it falls off the bone. Tossed in BBQ sauce, and served on a Potato bun

The only food where it is not only acceptable, but expected that you will look like a feral animal after you’re done eating them, and who can blame you? If there’s anything to go feral for, its ribs. Especially these, with our house patented (not yet actually) seasoning and wood chip blend combo and slathered in BBQ sauce, if your plate doesn’t look like a murder scene when you’re done are you even eating ribs right?

2 lb. of Traditional wings (16-18) with your choice of up to 3 sauces.

Do you, like me, struggle with decisions? Perfect! Also perfect for the “I’m not hungry” girlfriend! Anyways its 5 traditional wings, onion rings, cheese balls, fried pickles, and a pile of ranch.

2 lb. of Traditional wings (16-18) with your choice of up to 3 sauces.