Betelgeuse Betelgeuse 2101 Washington Ave

We make this ranch in house and it's insanely good.

Discussion topic: If we assume buffalo sauce is the best wing sauce, what is the SECOND best wing sauce? Almost no one agrees on this.

Monterey, CA babyyyy! It's a pinot noir and it be pinot noiring: cherries, blackberries and plums with notes of vanilla, mocha and oak. Medium-bodied, bright red fruit, soft yet structured tannins with a lingering sweet oak finish.

I stg I was selling this wine before anyone else had even heard of it, and now it's everywhere. Does that mean we're cool or not cool? Delicious 1L Barbera.

Comin' straight outta Lodi, CA. Good ol' Cab that goes amazing with pizza. Isn't it cool that we don't jack up our wine prices.

Did you know Malbec originally came from France? This is one of the best.

Pinot Grigio made by maybe the most famous Master Sommelier ever (oxymoron?) Bobby Stuckey. He's a great guy and his wine is a great guy too.

90% Cortese (look it up), 8% Chard, 2% Sauv Blanc. It's so tasty and it comes in a liter so it's like getting a glass for free. Yum.

I love French Sav Blanc, but when you only have one on the menu you have to kind of pick your battles. This isn't a big saline bomb, super well balanced and not crazy grapefruit-citrus like the NZ stuff (which I also love).

Speaking of NZ Sav Blanc, here's one! Medium body, citrus, light grassy notes and good ol' grapefruit.

If my name was Björn I might ask you to "take a chance" on this amazing wine. (That's an ABBA joke.) Super well balanced, refreshing, minerality but people who hang out in our bar don't drink a lot of muscadet so we hand sell most of it.

Medium body, fresh picked apples, pears and no oak. Someone the other day said that Chardonnay was an old lady wine and that person is incorrect.

Hmm, these guys have three Ercole wines on the menu. Does that mean Ercole is really good or that the guy who buys the wine isn't trying very hard. Curious emoji.

Do you think it's weird that people don't talk about what kind of grapes are in rose as much as they do other styles of wine? That's because you pretty much only care about what shade of pink the wine is. This one is light pink. (Shiraz/Carignan/Grenache.)

We eff with Pet Nat around here, as the kids would say. This German Pet Nat is just what you'd hope for: fruity, effervescent, just delightful.

Post Malone came by and a bunch of these bottles just fell out of his jorts, so here they are! cc: @postmalone

"Drinking every night because we drink to my accomplishments" -Drake Even if your greatest accomplishment today was driving over to pick up your pizza you can still celebrate it with this super affordable Cava that doesn't suck.

If you're looking for a sparkling rose, here it is! Drink it in the park, drink it at Miller Outdoor Theater, drink it in the bathroom at your family gathering so you can avoid your weird third cousin!

What were we doing in the 90s and 2000s when only the best informed of us knew that Lambrusco wasn't just super sweet trash you chugged at the discoteque. This is so good!

Three kinds: Fresno (red), Garlic-Habanero (orange), and Serrano (green). I'm a hot sauce on pizza guy and we did a v good job on this if I may say so myself. Let us know which one you want in the special instructions.

It's a Betelgeuse pen! Why not?

It's our classic Betelgeuse logo sticker! Grab a few and put them all over town.