
Brutal Poodle 1967 South Broadway
Full Menu
Bites
- Poodle Bites$10.00
JalapeƱo Cheddar corn breading, local smoked sausage, stone ground mustard aioli, and sriracha maple syrup
- Dips N Chips$11.00
First extra basket of chips is free, each basket after $1.50 select two of the following: queso (vegetarian), brutal salsa, house guac, pico de gallo, green chili (pork or vegetarian)
- The Wings$12.00
So gosh dang good we didn't have to name them. Smoked or OG, tossed how you like it (GF) dry rub, spicy buffalo, garlic sriracha, honey BBQ
- "Holla" PeƱa Lollipoppas$14.00
Bacon-wrapped shrimp lollipops stuffed with cream cheese and jalapeƱo served with raspberry jalapeƱo jam
- And Justice For All Eggrolls$14.00
Seasoned steak, 4 cheese sauce, shredded Cheddar Jack, onion, and jalapeƱo with creamy sweet chili sauce
- Skankinā Panko Pickles$7.00
Pickle chips tossed in panko and ranch seasoning fried up golden brown served with spicy bleu cheese dipping sauce
- Burial Tots$11.00
The tots to end all other tots!!! Tater tots, pork or veggie green chili, queso, sour cream, green onion (veg with veggie green chili)
- Twix$2.00
- Dots Pretzels$4.00
Greens
- Candied Pork Belly Wedge$15.00
Iceberg, baby tomato, green onion, house bleu cheese, and all-natural Creekstone Farms candied pork belly
- Mean Greens$12.00
Organic spring mixed, candied crans and almonds, haystack goat cheese, and honey Raz vin
- Devil's Lettuce$13.00
Grilled chicken breast, mixed greens, baby heirloom tomatoes, red onion, carrot and celery curls, Gorgonzola, blue cheese dressing, and spicy buffalo drizzle
- Ballad Salad$10.00
Mini quesadilla with jalapeƱos, creamy chili, pico de gallo, and house salad with green chili vinaigrette
- Veggie Wedge$10.00
- Side Salad$3.50
Plates
- Crowd Surf and Turf Rellenos$18.00
All natural Gold Canyon beef tenderloin, shrimp, Cheddar, Monterey Jack, and roasted hatch chilies smothered in green chili
- Cheese Rellenos$14.00
- The Brutal Noodle$13.00
Beef bone broth, smoked brisket, rice noodles, and all the fixins
- 2 Step: Chicken and Waffles$16.00
JalapeƱo Cheddar cornbread waffle, hand-battered chicken breast, and sriracha maple syrup
- Bowl O Chili$10.00
Our secret recipe. This green chili is the bomb!! Pork or veggie served with flour or corn (GF) tortillas. Caution!!!! This stuff is hot af!!
- Sailing the Seas of Mac N Cheese$11.00
Cavatappi pasta tossed in our delicious 4 cheese sauce, baked to perfection with a flaming hot cheetos crust. Substitute gluten free pasta add $3. Pro tip: make your mac brutal!! Add a scoop of queso or green chili to your mac sauce! Queso or pork green ch
- Big Kids Chicken Fingers$12.50
Served with fries and choice of ranch or BBQ
- Veggie Brutal Noodle$11.00
- Cup O Chili$6.00
- The Red Chordon Bleu$18.00
Signature Brutal Macs
- The Southbound Defibrillator$18.00
Cavatappi pasta, 4 cheese sauce, tater tots, pork green chili, bacon, and fried egg
- The Hot Box$18.00
Cavatappi pasta, 4 cheese sauce, smoked brisket, coleslaw, smokey fried onion straws, and house BBQ sauce
- The Hellfire$18.00
Cavatappi pasta, 4 cheese sauce, grilled chicken, jalapeƱos, roasted red peppers, spicy buffalo sauce, and Gorgonzola crumbles
Sides
- 6 Oz Black Angus Top Sirloin$11.00
- Bacon$2.50
- Chips and Brutal Salsa$4.00
- Chips and Guac$8.00
- Chips and Queso$7.00
- Fried Chicken$7.00
- Fried Egg$1.50
- Grilled Chicken$6.00
- Grilled Shrimp$8.50
- Hand-Cut Fries$4.00
- Pork Belly$6.00
- Side Chips$2.00
- Side Salad$3.50
- Side Tortillas$2.00
- Side Veggies$2.00
- Side Waffle$8.00
- Slaw$3.00
- Sweet Potato Tots$5.50
- Tater Tots$5.00
Sandwiches
- Brutal Burger$15.00
1/2 lb all-natural gold canyon black Angus beef patty on a brioche bun and choice of Cheddar, American, Swiss, pepper Jack, or Haystack goat
- Brisket Sammy$15.00
Smoked brisket, BBQ, pickles, slaw, and brioche bun
- CFH Sandwich$15.00
Hand-battered or grilled chicken breast, Brutal buffalo sauce, blue cheese crumbles, brioche bun, and choice of ranch or blue cheese
- Shroom Burger$14.00
Don't feel brutal today? Give the animals a break!! Balsamic marinated portobello cap, Haystack farms goat cheese, and roasted red local vegan bun
- Beyond Brutal Burger$16.00
1/3 lb vegan plant based patty served on a local vegan bun with lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickle. Not vegan? Add cheese at no additional cost
- Gwarled Cheese$15.00
Cheddar Jack crusted challah bread, candied pork belly, tomato compote, Cheddar, smoked Gouda, and American cheese
- Big Kids Grilled Cheese$10.50
Served with fries
- Skippy The Foreplay$21.00Out of stock
- Gojira Hot Chicken$15.00Out of stock
Sauce Boss
Poodle Pups
We Have a Sweet Side
- Nutella Broad Pudding$11.00
Hawaiian sweet bread, Nutella custard, dulce de leche, and Eskimo Bros banana foster ice cream
- Churro Waffle Sammich$9.00
Rumchata churro waffle, dulce de leche, chocolate sauce, and Eskimo Bros chocomole ice cream
- Led Zeppolis$7.00
Italian drop donuts dusted with powdered sugar served with raspberry and chocolate sauce for dipping
- Eskimo Bros Liquid Nitrogen Ice Cream$5.00
Per scoop. Ask about our current flavor selection
- Roll of Tums$2.00