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Brutal Poodle 1967 South Broadway
1967 South Broadway, Denver, CO
Pickup Only
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Featured Items
Brutal Burger
1/2 lb all-natural gold canyon black Angus beef patty on a brioche bun and choice of Cheddar, American, Swiss, pepper Jack, or Haystack goat$17.50CFH Sandwich
Hand-battered or grilled chicken breast, Brutal buffalo sauce, blue cheese crumbles, brioche bun, and choice of ranch or blue cheese$17.50Gwarled Cheese
Cheddar Jack crusted challah bread, candied pork belly, tomato compote, Cheddar, smoked Gouda, and American cheese$17.50
Bites
Poodle Bites
JalapeƱo Cheddar corn breading, local smoked sausage, stone ground mustard aioli, and sriracha maple syrup$11.00Dips N Chips
First extra basket of chips is free, each basket after $1.50 select two of the following: queso (vegetarian), brutal salsa, house guac, pico de gallo, green chili (pork or vegetarian)$12.00The Wings
So gosh dang good we didn't have to name them. Smoked or OG, tossed how you like it (GF) dry rub, spicy buffalo, garlic sriracha, honey BBQ$13.00"Holla" PeƱa Lollipoppas
Bacon-wrapped shrimp lollipops stuffed with cream cheese and jalapeƱo served with raspberry jalapeƱo jam$15.00And Justice For All Eggrolls
Seasoned steak, 4 cheese sauce, shredded Cheddar Jack, onion, and jalapeƱo with creamy sweet chili sauce$15.00Skankinā Panko Pickles
Pickle chips tossed in panko and ranch seasoning fried up golden brown served with spicy bleu cheese dipping sauce$7.00Burial Tots
The tots to end all other tots!!! Tater tots, pork or veggie green chili, queso, sour cream, green onion (veg with veggie green chili)$12.00Bag Chips
$3.00Soup Of The Damned
$7.00
Greens
Candied Pork Belly Wedge
Iceberg, baby tomato, green onion, house bleu cheese, and all-natural Creekstone Farms candied pork belly$16.00Mean Greens
Organic spring mixed, candied crans and almonds, haystack goat cheese, and honey Raz vin$13.00Devil's Lettuce
Grilled chicken breast, mixed greens, baby heirloom tomatoes, red onion, carrot and celery curls, Gorgonzola, blue cheese dressing, and spicy buffalo drizzle$15.00Ballad Salad
Mini quesadilla with jalapeƱos, creamy chili, pico de gallo, and house salad with green chili vinaigrette$12.00Veggie Wedge
$10.00Side Salad
$4.00
Plates
Crowd Surf and Turf Rellenos
All natural Gold Canyon beef tenderloin, shrimp, Cheddar, Monterey Jack, and roasted hatch chilies smothered in green chili$19.00Cheese Rellenos
OUT OF STOCK$14.00The Brutal Noodle
Beef bone broth, smoked brisket, rice noodles, and all the fixins$13.002 Step: Chicken and Waffles
JalapeƱo Cheddar cornbread waffle, hand-battered chicken breast, and sriracha maple syrup$16.00Bowl O Chili
Our secret recipe. This green chili is the bomb!! Pork or veggie served with flour or corn (GF) tortillas. Caution!!!! This stuff is hot af!!$11.00Sailing the Seas of Mac N Cheese
Cavatappi pasta tossed in our delicious 4 cheese sauce, baked to perfection with a flaming hot cheetos crust. Substitute gluten free pasta add $3. Pro tip: make your mac brutal!! Add a scoop of queso or green chili to your mac sauce! Queso or pork green ch$13.00Big Kids Chicken Fingers
Served with fries and choice of ranch or BBQ$13.50Veggie Brutal Noodle
$11.00Cup O Chili
$7.00
Signature Brutal Macs
The Southbound Defibrillator
Cavatappi pasta, 4 cheese sauce, tater tots, pork green chili, bacon, and fried egg$19.00The Hot Box
Cavatappi pasta, 4 cheese sauce, smoked brisket, coleslaw, smokey fried onion straws, and house BBQ sauce$19.00The Hellfire
Cavatappi pasta, 4 cheese sauce, grilled chicken, jalapeƱos, roasted red peppers, spicy buffalo sauce, and Gorgonzola crumbles$19.00
Sides
6 Oz Black Angus Top Sirloin
$10.00Bacon
$2.50Chips and Brutal Salsa
$5.00Chips and Guac
$9.00Chips and Queso
$8.00Fried Chicken
$8.00Fried Egg
$2.00Grilled Chicken
$6.00Grilled Shrimp
$8.50Hand-Cut Fries
$5.00Honey Butter
$0.50Pork Belly
$6.00Side Chips
$2.00Side Salad
$4.00Side Tortillas
$2.00Side Veggies
$2.00Side Waffle
$10.00Slaw
$3.00Smoked Brisket
$6.00Sweet Potato Fries
$6.00Tater Tots
$6.00
Sandwiches
Brutal Burger
1/2 lb all-natural gold canyon black Angus beef patty on a brioche bun and choice of Cheddar, American, Swiss, pepper Jack, or Haystack goat$17.50Brisket Sammy
Smoked brisket, BBQ, pickles, slaw, and brioche bun$17.50CFH Sandwich
Hand-battered or grilled chicken breast, Brutal buffalo sauce, blue cheese crumbles, brioche bun, and choice of ranch or blue cheese$17.50Shroom Burger
Don't feel brutal today? Give the animals a break!! Balsamic marinated portobello cap, Haystack farms goat cheese, and roasted red local vegan bun$15.50Beyond Brutal Burger
1/3 lb vegan plant based patty served on a local vegan bun with lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickle. Not vegan? Add cheese at no additional cost$17.50Gwarled Cheese
Cheddar Jack crusted challah bread, candied pork belly, tomato compote, Cheddar, smoked Gouda, and American cheese$17.50Big Kids Grilled Cheese
Served with fries$12.00Evil Bread
$18.00
Sauce Boss
2 Oz Green Chili
$2.002 Oz Queso
$1.505 Oz Green Chili
$4.00Balsamic Vin
$0.25BBQ
$0.25Blue Cheese
$1.50Buffalo Sauce
$0.50Creamy Chili Sauce
$0.50Garlic Sriracha
$0.50Green Chili Vin
$0.25Guac
$2.00Hate the Living Sauce
$1.00Honey Raz Vin
$0.25Ranch
$1.00Raspberry JalapeƱo Jam
$0.50Sour Cream Side
$0.50Sriracha Maple Syrup
$0.25Stone Ground Mustard Aioli
$1.00
Poodle Pups
We Have a Sweet Side
Nutella Broad Pudding
Hawaiian sweet bread, Nutella custard, dulce de leche, and Eskimo Bros banana foster ice cream$10.00Churro Waffle Sammich
Rumchata churro waffle, dulce de leche, chocolate sauce, and Eskimo Bros chocomole ice cream$10.00Ice Cream
Per scoop. Ask about our current flavor selection$5.00Roll of Tums
$2.50HardcOreo Eggrolls
$11.00
Bacon
$2.50
Request advisory
We'll do our best to accommodate special requests but may not be able to honor all substitutes. Extra charges may apply.
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