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Drinks
Cinco De Mayo...ish
- Spicy Chili Mango Frozen
Mango with our house-infused ancho habanero vodka.
$12.50 - Frozen Watermelon Margarita
Watermelon, Citrus, Jose Cuervo Especial Tequila
$12.50 - Cocomelon Marg
Watermelon Margarita plus a 1800 Coconut tequila Float
$15.50 - Chacho Spicy Margarita
Muy Caliente! Canned local spicy marg!
$10.00 - Green Tea Shot$8.00
- Jello Shot
Exactly what you think it is.
$5.00 - OUT OF STOCKPopcorn!OUT OF STOCK$1.00
Frozens
- Frosé all Day
Strawberry, Rose, Vodka, All the best things of summer in a glass. Except puppies with sprinklers.
$12.50 - Frozen Watermelon Margarita
Watermelon, Citrus, Jose Cuervo Especial Tequila
$12.50 - Cocomelon Marg
Watermelon Margarita plus a 1800 Coconut tequila Float
$15.50 - Disney on Ice
Dole Whip Colada. Pineapple. Coconut. Rum. Magic.
$12.50 - Frozen Irish Coffee
The Frozen that started it all. Creamy, boozy, perfect. It's the staff's favorite for a reason.
$12.50 - Miami Vice
Strawberry frose topped Pina Colada
$12.50 - Painkiller
Our frozen painkiller -- orange, pineapple, and coconut. Rum based.
$12.50 - Tropic Thunder
Pina blended with Spicy Mango, It's a drink, within a drink within a drink.
$12.50 - Orange Augustus Non-Alcoholic Frozen
Our non-alcoholic orange drink lends itself to endless possibilities.
$7.00 - Nutty Irishman
Our signature frozen Irish coffee with an added shot of Screwball Peanut Butter Whiskey. Like a peanut butter cup... but with caffeine and booze
$15.50 - Frozen Garibaldi
Frozen Orange + Campari
$12.50 - Non-Alcooholic Girabaldi
For our NA homies. Orange Augustus with Lyre’s NA Italian Red Bitter. Like a sunset.
$12.50 - Frozen Creamsicle
Frozen Orange + Three Olives Vanilla Vodka. Just like the popsicle melted in your glass.
$12.50 - Sparkling Frose
Frose + Can of Sofia Sparkling. Max Brunch.
$16.00 - Mimosa
Frozen Orange + Can of Sofia Bubbles
$14.00 - Dirty Horchata Frozen
Irish Coffee with an airplane bottle of Rumchata, trash canned in.
$15.00 - King Louie
Disney on Ice (Pina Colada) + 99 Bananas
$15.50 - There's Always Money in the Banana Stand
Frozen Irish coffee, banana liquor, Bluth Approved
$15.50 - Slurp Flight
3oz Sample of all 6 basic frozen drinks. [cannot be made to-go]
$15.00 - Irish Coffee Slurp
Sample size of Irish frozen
$3.00 - Disney Slurp
Sample size of Disney on Ice
$3.00 - Orange Slurp
Sample size of nonalcoholic orange frozen
$3.00 - Froze Slurp
Sample size of frosé
$3.00 - Melon Slurp$3.00
Can Combos
- She Puts the Lime in the Coconut
I said Doctor! A can of Coco Hard Coconut Water and a shot of Deep Eddy Lime over ice. You want this.
$14.00 - Kennessee Combo
Tiny Bomb Pounder and a shot of bourbon. Beer is our love language.
$11.00 - ¡Combo!
Can of Corona and a shot of tequila. ¿Por que no?
$10.00 - Double Buzzed
Guinness + a shot of Jameson Cold Brew Whiskey
$11.00 - Corona Bucket
5 Coronas. In a bucket. With some ice. Fiesta!
$25.00 - Bucket O' Seltzer
Just what it sounds like -- 5 High Noon seltzers. Dealer's choice.
$30.00 - Lovely Bunch of Coconuts (Bucket of Coco)
A bucket of four assorted coco hard coconut waters!
$35.00 - OUT OF STOCKDeep Eddy Tea + Vodka RTD CocktailOUT OF STOCK$9.00
- Celebration Bucket
4 cans of Sofia Blanc de blanc champagne on ice. Equivalent to a whole 750ml bottle.
$48.00
Cans
- Miller Lite$6.00
- Wiseacre Tiny Bomb Pounder
16oz of the best American Pilsner you've had, all the way from Memphis, at the only place north of TN that you can get it. Boom! Pow! Shazam!
$7.00 - DC Brau Old Time Lager
16 oz lager that's the daddest of dad beers
$6.00 - Allagash White
Hazy traditional Belgian witbier.
$8.00 - Wiseacre Moon Biscuits Amber Ale
Skip the mall, put on a flannel, grab your CDs from the quad, and take “a voyage to the moon” for this amber ale that will totally take you back to the 90’s (you can pick up your plumeria-scented lotion later). This beer is full of biscuit and honey malt with low-key hops will make you come back for more...not sporadically, we hope! Ask our incognito cellarman if he loves it and he’ll tell you yes where he is and back again “Tonight, Tonight”. Word.
$8.00 - Wiseacre the Beach Within Reach
Berliner Weisse. German wheat and pilsner malt create the backbone of this beer. Lactobacillus, a bacteria that eats sugar and produces lactic acid, leaves behind a refreshing, clean acidity. Light, tart, amazingly slammable. This version is finished with peach. Making it more delicious.
$8.00 - Dogfish Head Seaquench
Delightfully refreshing sour ale.
$8.00 - Wiseacre Ananda IPA
Ananda is the Sanskrit word for "bliss" -- that's what you'll get from this crisp and juicy IPA all the way from Memphis. We're the only place north of Tennessee that has it, so drink up!
$8.00 - Dogfish Head Slightly Mighty Session IPA
We don't know how they did it*, but this low calorie IPA has all the flavor with none of the love handles. *we do know how they did it; monk fruit and science
$8.00 - Paulaner Grapefruit Radler
You're drinking, but you're not DRINKING. This is lovely and refreshing. Half beer, half juice.
$7.50 - Voodoo Ranger Juicy Haze IPA$8.00
- Guinness
It's dark, but surprisingly light. Drink enough and you'll be as witty as Wilde.
$9.00 - ANXO Cidre Blanc
Dry cider from right down the road. Crisp, refreshing, local.
$9.00 - Cocorum Hard Coconut Water$10.00
- Chacho Spicy Margarita
Muy Caliente! Canned local spicy marg!
$10.00 - High Noon Sun Sips Hard Seltzer$7.00
- Red Stripe Mojito$10.00
- Devil's Backbone Orange Smash
For legal reasons they can't call this an Orange Crush. That's what it is and it's delicious. Ocean City is still iffy, though. Pro tip: try it with a shot of Campari.
$10.00 - Devil's Backbone Grapefruit Smash
Fresh crushed pink grapefruit & real vodka, a cocktail to match shore sunsets.
$10.00 - Cutwater Vodka Mule
Ginger flown in from Fiji for a canned cocktail?? You bet. Brewers know what's up.
$10.00 - Yes Way Rose
It's French, it's slammable. Slay.
$12.50 - Sofia Sparkling White
It's rosy bubbles.
$12.50 - Verday Vinho Verde
Lightly fizzy, amazingly slammable. Perfect wine for hot days.
$12.50 - Kikusui Funaguchi Nama Sake (serves 2)
It's really good sake in a can! 19% ABV so find a buddy to split it (200 mL). Decadent with notes of hazelnut, steamed rice and tropical fruit.
$18.00 - Joto One Cup Graffiti Cup Sake$12.00
Liquor
- Deep Eddy Vodka
Corn based 10 times distilled Texas Vodka, right across the street from the other guys
$7.00+ - Deep Eddy Lemon Vodka$7.00+
- Deep Eddy Lime Vodka$7.00+
- Deep Eddy Orange Vodka$7.00+
- Deep Eddy Peach Vodka$7.00+
- Deep Eddy Ruby Red Vodka$7.00+
- Deep Eddy Sweet Tea Vodka$7.00+
- Deep Eddy Cranberry Vodka$7.00+
- OUT OF STOCKAbsolut BerryOUT OF STOCK$7.00+
- New Amsterdam Gin$7.00+
- Don Q Silver Rum$7.00+
- Don Q Coconut Rum$7.00+
- OUT OF STOCKKraken GoldOUT OF STOCK$7.00+
- Malibu Coconut Rum$7.00+
- Jose Cuervo Silver Tequila$7.00+
- Del Maguey Vida Joven Mezcal$7.00+
- Bourbon$7.00+
- Rye$7.00+
- Screwball Peanut Butter Whiskey$7.00+
- Jameson Cold Brew Whiskey$7.00+
- Jameson$9.00+
- Fernet$4.00+
- Campari$4.00+
- Airplane Bottle of 99 Bananas$5.00
- OUT OF STOCKMalörtOUT OF STOCK$8.00
- OUT OF STOCKJohn Daly Shot
Deep Eddy Sweet Tea Vodka and Lemon Vodka
OUT OF STOCK$8.00 - Green Tea Shot$8.00
- Pickleback Shot
Jameson and a frozen pickle juice pop!
$12.00 - Jello Shot
Exactly what you think it is.
$5.00
New Amsterdam Gin
NA Beverages
- Cup of Ice
- Orange Augustus Non-Alcoholic Frozen
Our non-alcoholic orange drink lends itself to endless possibilities.
$7.00 - Non-Alcooholic Girabaldi
For our NA homies. Orange Augustus with Lyre’s NA Italian Red Bitter. Like a sunset.
$12.50 - OUT OF STOCKShamrock Shake
It's green! Mint and Vanilla in this St. Paddy's classic. N/A by default. Choose your booze!
OUT OF STOCK$7.00 - Athletic Brewing Run Wild Non Alcoholic IPA$7.00
- Athletic Brewing Upside Dawn
An NA Golden Ale
$7.00 - Red Bull$6.00
- Sugar Free Red Bull$6.00
- Tonic