Hop Thief TapHouse & Kitchen
LIQUOR/COCKTAILS
Liquor
- *Beyond$6.50
- 44 N. Huckleberry$10.00
- Belvedere$9.00
- Deep Eddy Lemon$7.00
- Grey Goose$10.00
- Skyy Raspberry$6.50
- Skyy Strawberry$6.50
- Stoli Chamoy$8.00
- Meili$9.00
- Titos$8.00
- DBL Well Vodka$12.00
- DBL 44 N. Huckleberry$19.00
- DBL Cedar Rain Vanilla$19.00
- DBL Deep Eddy Lemon$13.00
- DBL Grey Goose$19.00
- DBL Skyy Strawberry$12.00
- DBL Skyy Raspberry$12.00
- DBL Stoli Chamoy$15.00
- DBL Effin Cucumber$15.00
- DBL Belvedere$17.00
- DBL Titos$15.00
- Grey Goose Martini$19.50
- Well Martini$13.00
- *Puerto Vallarta$6.50
- El Jimador$8.00
- Agave DeCortes Mezcal$12.00
- Hornito Reposado$11.00
- Prospero Blanco$16.00
- Tarantula$8.50
- DBL *El Jimador$12.00
- DBL Agave DeCortes Mezcal$22.00
- DBL Casamigo Reposado$41.00
- DBL Hornito Reposado$18.00
- DBL Prospero Blanco$31.00
- *Seagrams 7$6.50
- Crown$11.00
- Fireball$7.50
- Jack Daniel's$8.50
- Jameson$10.00
- Jim Beam$7.50
- Maker's Mark$11.00
- Pendleton$9.00
- Skrewball PB$10.00
- Wild Turkey$9.00
- DBL *Seagrams 7$12.00
- DBL Buffalo Trace Kentucky Straight$17.00
- DBL Bulleit Bourbon$24.00
- DBL Fireball$14.00
- DBL Gentlemen Jack$19.00
- DBL Jack Daniel's$16.00
- DBL Jameson$19.00
- DBL Jim Beam$14.00
- DBL Maker's Mark$21.00
- DBL Pendleton$17.00
- DBL Skrewball Whiskey$19.00
- DBL Wild Turkey$17.00
- DBL Crown$21.00
- *Broker's Gin$6.50
- Hendricks Gin$13.50
- Tanqueray Gin$9.00
- The Botanist$12.00
- Bombay Sapphire$9.50
- DBL *Broker's Gin$12.00
- DBL Hendricks Gin$26.00
- DBL Empress Gin$24.00
- DBL The Botanist$23.00
- DBL Tanqueary$17.00
- DBL Bombay Sapphire$18.00
- Broker's Martini$13.00
- Hendrick's Martini$25.50
- Tanqueray Martini$17.50
- Botanist Martini$23.00
- Bombay Sapphire Martini$18.50
- *Cruzan Rum$6.50
- Captain Morgan$7.50
- Malibu$7.00
- Meyers Dark Rum$8.00
- Blue Chair Bay$8.50
- Kasama$11.00
- Soggy Dollar$9.50
- DBL *Cruzan Rum$12.00
- DBL Captain Morgan$14.00
- DBL Malibu$13.00
- DBL Meyer's Dark Rum$15.00
- DBL Blue Chair Bay$16.00
- DBL Kasama$21.00
- DBL Soggy Dollar$18.00
- Di Sarrono$11.00
- Peach Schnapps$6.00
- Sour Apple Schnapps$6.00
- Grand Marnier$10.00
- Kahlua$7.50
- Jager$9.50
- Campari$11.50
- Well Irish Cream$6.00
- Chivas$12.00
- Dewars$14.00
- Lauders$6.50
- DBL Lauder$12.00
- DBL Chivas$23.00
- DBL Dewars$27.00
Cocktails A-Z
- Adios Mutha Effer$14.00
- Aloha Buzz$10.00
- Banana Taffy$9.00
- Barrel Aged Negroni$14.00
- Bee Old Fashioned$9.50
- Bloody Mary$10.00
- Buckeye Cocoa$10.00
- Classic Negroni$12.00
- Crispy Coke$8.00
- Cuba Libra$6.50
- Duck Fart$8.00
- Fire N' Cider$8.00
- French 75$12.00
- Funky Fresh$11.00
- Fuzzy Navel$6.50
- Gold Rush$9.50
- Golden Hour$7.00
- Gondola Ride$8.50
- Green Tea Shot$8.50
- Green Trash Can$11.00
- Greyhound$6.50
- Hot Buttered YUM!$8.50
- Hot Toddy$7.00
- Irish Car Bomb$8.00
- Irish Coffee$9.00
- Jager Bomb Drink$13.50
- Jager Bomb Shot$13.50
- Jelly Fish Shot$8.50
- Kamikazee$7.50
- Lemon Drop DRINK$12.00
- Lemon Drop SHOT$10.00
- Long Island Iced Tea$12.00
- Mai Tai$7.50
- Maple Whiskey$11.50
- Margarita$7.50
- Marilyn Monroe$12.50
- Mimosas$7.50
- Mojito$8.50
- Moscow Mule$9.00
- Mrs. Clause$7.00
- NA Gin & Tonic$6.00
- NA Negroni$6.00
- Pink Drink$11.50
- Pink Lemonade$7.00
- Pink Panty Dropper$9.50
- Poison Apple$6.50
- Red Bull Vodka$10.00
- Rocket Pop$8.00
- Salty Dog$6.50
- Scooby Snack$8.50
- Screwdriver$6.50
- Sea Breeze$6.50
- Sex on the Beach$6.50
- Shark Bite$8.00
- Ship Wrecked$8.00
- Ski Lift$6.50
- Slim Betty$8.00
- Smarty$7.50
- Spider Bite Drink$11.00
- Spider Bite Shot$11.00
- Strawberry Rhubarb Spritz$10.50
- Strawberry Wine$11.00
- Summer Breeze$10.00
- Summer Lovin$7.50
- Summer Spritz$9.00
- Sunset Paradise$7.00
- Toes in the Water SHOT!$6.00
- Tootsie Roll$9.00
- Tropic Gimlet$9.00
- Whiskey Smash$9.50
- White Russian$7.50
Martinis
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Thief Plates
- Wrangler Ribeye
Seared choice ribeye, salted butter, sweet onion jam, flake sea salt
$48.00 - Marmalade Salmon
Brick oven roasted, house made chamoy glaze, Mandarin marmalade
$29.00 - Rancher's Mac & Cheese
Macaroni, creamy cheese sauce, house made chamoy, braised rib chuck, raclette cheese topping, scallions
$24.00 - Stick a Pork in it Mac & Cheese
Macaroni, creamy four blend cheese sauce, smoked honey ham, apple wood smoked bacon, Tillamook white cheddar, outlaw cheese sauce, yellow cheddar
$22.00 - Razorback Mac & Cheese
Macaroni creamy four cheese blend, creamy Chihuahua cheese, house braised pork belly with sweet onion glaze, green onion
$23.00
Hand Helds
- Boss Hawg BLT
Seared house braised pork belly, applewood smoked bacon, butter leaf lettuce, scallion mayonnaise, tomato chutney, butter toasted Pullman bread
$18.50 - Chicken Thief Sammy
Crispy fried chicken breast, honey cured bacon, Danish raclette cheese, scallion mayo, shredded lettuce, spiced tomato chutney, brioche bun
$19.00 - Doc Holiday Dip Sandwich
Shaved beef, pickled onions, creamy chihuahua cheese, smokey garlic sauce, cilantro with pork belly au jus. Served on a hoagie. Choice of side.
$21.50 - Heat Wave Chicken Sandwich
Chamoy glazed fried chicken breast, classic mayo, house dill pickle chips, habanero mango picante, butter leaf lettuce on a toasted brioche bun.
$17.00 - Young Gun
Breaded chicken thigh, outlaw cheese sauce, jalapeno verde, shredded lettuce, green onion mayo on a potato bun.
$17.00
Burgers
- Belly Buster Burger
Seasoned all beef patty, applewood smoked bacon, charred cream cheese pork belly spread, Tillamook white cheddar, pickled jalapeño, butter leaf lettuce, IPA honey aioli, brioche bun
$21.50 - Magic Burger
Seasoned all beef patty, sautéed mushrooms, Swiss cheese, applewood smoked bacon, green onion mayo, and onion jam on brioche bun
$18.50 - Outlaw Burger
Seasoned all beef patty, outlaw cheese sauce, jalapeño verde, shredded lettuce, green onion mayo, brioche bun
$19.00 - Walla Walla Burger
Seasoned all beef patty, WW Cheese Co. caraway Havarti, butter leaf lettuce, IPA honey aioli, house dill pickle chips, brioche bun 16.5 Add - bacon + 3, pork belly + 4, egg + 1
$18.50
Sharing and Grazing
- Brussel Hustle
Carmalized brussel sprouts, toasted hazelnut, cotija, smoked paprika garlic sauce. You will never look at Brussels the same!
$13.00 - Cowboy Bread
Soft baked bread with our house blend of cheeses, applewood bacon, scallions, San Marzano tomato sauce and our garlic dipping sauces
$11.00 - Fon Dip
Creamy artichoke and Parmesan dip, Raclette cheese, with carrot, cucumber, pretzel twists, brick oven flatbread
$15.00 - Nachos Banditos
PNW potato chip nachos, IPA cheese sauce, yellow cheddar, black olives, jalapenos, fresh salsa, avocado crema, choice of chamoy glazed beef chuck, chicken or chorizo
$21.00 - Outlaw Fries- LARGE
Fried russet potato wedges, Thief spice, los verde sauce, Thief IPA queso, scallions
$13.00 - Pig Pen Dip
Charred cream cheese pork belly dip, applewood bacon, Mandarin marmalade, green onion, Thief spiced potato chips, flash-fried jalapenos
$15.00 - Tajin Spiced Home Fries
Baked russet potato wedges, orange chamoy and cool red chile dips
$10.00 - Chamoy Glazed Wings
House chamoy glazed wings, Tajin cucumbers and carrots, creamy blue cheese dressing
$21.00 - Farmer Fries
Buttermilk fried local asparagus, lime mayo and hot honey drizzles, Tajin
$14.00
Tacos
- Chuck Wagon
Braised rib chuck, house made chamoy, shredded lettuce, avocado, jalapeño verde, cotija, fresh salsa, local corn tortillas Substitute Beyond Meat +5
$20.50 - Diablo Shrimp
Chamoy glazed shrimp, shredded lettuce, habanero mango picante, crema roja and pickled onion, cilantro, fresh salsa, local corn tortillas
$18.50 - Chicken Dance
Chamoy glazed chicken, local corn tortillas with melted cheddar, shredded lettuce, crema roja, pickled onion, cotija, cilantro
$18.50
Pizzas
- Big Chief
Chipotle BBQ, smoked honey ham, pickled jalapeños, pineapple, fresh cilantro and green onion
$15.00 - Classic Cheese Pizza
San Marzano tomato sauce or Sub: Basil pesto, parmesan cream, chipotle BBQ (no half & half sauce option) 9
$10.00 - CP Supreme
San Marzano tomato sauce, salami, pepperoni, sausage, bell pepper, caramelized onion, mushroom, pesto drizzle
$17.50 - Crazy Goat
Basil pesto, chorizo, goat cheese, pumpkin seeds, Mike’s Hot Honey drizzle
$15.00 - Double Barrel BBQ
Chipotle BBQ, diced chicken, applewood smoked bacon, sliced roma tomato, yellow cheddar
$15.50 - Hawaii Time
San Marzano tomato sauce, smoked honey ham & pineapple
$14.50 - La Pizza Blanca
White sauce, diced chicken, garlic confit, caramelized onions, cotija cheese
$15.50 - Meat & Greet
San Marzano tomato sauce, pepperoni, salami, smoked honey ham, Italian sausage, bacon
$17.50 - Old World
San Marzano tomato sauce, Italian sausage, pepperoni, mushroom, & tomato
$16.50 - Pizza Margherita
Fresh mozzarella, San Marzano tomato sauce, roasted tomatoes, sweet basil
$15.00 - Salt of the Earth
Parmesan cream, smoked honey ham, caramelized onion, garlic confit, mushrooms, scallions, truffle oil
$17.50 - Taco Taco
Re-fried beans, chorizo, black olive, iceburg lettuce, fresh salsa, creamy red chile sauce, cheddar cheese
$15.00 - POM Frenchtown Hoe Down
Daily made dough, salted ricotta stuffed crust, olive oil, black pepper, house cheese blend, fresh mozzarella, strawberry compote, balsamic syrup, sweet basil
$17.50OUT OF STOCK
Salads and Soups
- Cheezar Salad
Parmesan romano vinaigrette, romaine, crushed garlic croutons, roasted marinated tomatoes
$11.50 - Pesto Crook Caprese Salad
Heirloom tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, basil pesto, balsamic syrup, sweet basil
$14.00 - Strawberry Daiquiri
spring greens, cucumber slices. cashews, fresh strawberry slices, Cotija cheese tossed in a vanilla lime vinaigrette & agave drizzle! So Refreshing!
$14.00 - The House Salad
Mixed greens, cucumber, carrot, radish, marinated tomatoes & sweet basil vinaigrette
$11.50 - Tuscan Chop Salad
Chopped butter lettuce, cucumber, heirloom cherry tomato, artichoke heart, black olive, pepperoncini, cheese blend, basil vinaigrette. Side of Parmesan Romano flatbread
$15.50 - We Got The Beet!
Pickled beets, mixed greens, goat cheese, sweet basil vinaigrette, pumpkin seeds & mandarin marmalade
$14.50 - West Coast BLT Salad
Butter lettuce, smoked pork belly, marinated tomato, toasted hazelnuts & creamy blue cheese dressing
$18.50 - Small Side Salad$4.50
- Walla Walla French Onion Soup
Brick oven caramelized onions, pretzel bread crouton, Walla Walla Cheese Co. Caraway Havarti
$8.00 - Soup Du Jour$8.00OUT OF STOCK
Pint Size Plates
- Cup O' Mac
Macaroni, yellow cheddar, cheese sauce
$9.00 - Personal Pie
Cheese pizza, tomato sauce. Includes watermelon slice.
$8.00 - Cheeseburglar
American cheese, buttered bun, Heinz ketchup. Includes watermelon slice.
$11.00 - Simple Salad
Cucumber, carrot, croutons, mixed greens and pizza cheese tossed with ranch dressing. Includes watermelon slice.
$9.00 - Grilled Cheese Sammich
American and Tillamook white cheddar cheese, sliced brioche. Includes watermelon slice.
$8.00
Soda Pop
Sunday Sweet Stuff $6
- Mama Ganache Brownie
Deep dish triple chocolate brownie, semi-sweet chocolate ganache filling, salted caramel ice cream, flake sea salt.
$6.00 - Staying a Float
YOUR CHOICE OF SODA WITH 3 SCOOPS OF VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM.
$6.00 - DOM Strawberry Craze
Strawberry filling, crispy crumble topping, cookies & cream ice cream
$6.00 - Cookie Monster
Deep dish homemade chocolate cookie skillet, Tillamook vanilla bean ice cream
$6.00
Sweet Stuff
- Mama Ganache Brownie
Deep dish triple chocolate brownie, semi-sweet chocolate ganache filling, salted caramel ice cream, flake sea salt.
$10.00 - Staying a Float
YOUR CHOICE OF SODA WITH 2 SCOOPS OF VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM
$6.00 - DOM Strawberry Craze
Strawberry filling, crispy crumble topping, cookies & cream ice cream
$9.00 - Cookie Monster
Deep dish homemade chocolate cookie skillet, Tillamook vanilla bean ice cream
$8.00
Tuesday $5 Off Pizzas
- Big Chief
Chipotle BBQ, smoked honey ham, pickled jalapeños, pineapple, fresh cilantro and green onion
$17.00 - CP Supreme
San Marzano tomato sauce, salami, pepperoni, sausage, bell pepper, caramelized onion, mushroom, pesto drizzle
$21.50 - Crazy Goat
Basil pesto, chorizo, goat cheese, pumpkin seeds, Mike’s Hot Honey drizzle
$20.00 - Double Barrel BBQ
Chipotle BBQ, diced chicken, applewood smoked bacon, sliced roma tomato, yellow cheddar
$18.50 - Hawaii Time
San Marzano tomato sauce, smoked ham & pineapple
$14.50 - La Pizza Blanca
White sauce, diced chicken, garlic confit, caramelized onions, cotija cheese
$19.50 - Meat & Greet
Pepperoni, salami, prosciutto, Italian sausage, bacon, San Marzano tomato sauce
$21.50 - Old World
San Marzano tomato sauce, Italian sausage, pepperoni, mushroom, tomato
$18.00 - Pizza Margherita
Bel Gioioso burrata cheese, San Marzano tomato sauce, roasted tomatoes, sweet basil
$17.00 - Salt of the Earth
Parmesan cream, smoked honey ham, caramelized onion, garlic confit, mushrooms, scallions, truffle oil
$20.50 - Taco Taco
Re-fried beans, chorizo, black olive, iceburg lettuce, fresh salsa, creamy red chile sauce, cheddar cheese *Substitute Beyond Meat
$17.00 - POM Frenchtown Hoe Down
Daily made dough, salted ricotta stuffed crust, olive oil, black pepper, house cheese blend, fresh mozzarella, strawberry compote, balsamic syrup, sweet basil
$21.50OUT OF STOCK
Salt of the Earth
Parmesan cream, smoked honey ham, caramelized onion, garlic confit, mushrooms, scallions, truffle oil