Hop Thief TapHouse & Kitchen
LIQUOR/COCKTAILS
Liquor
- *Well Vodka$6.50
- 44 N. Huckleberry$10.00
- Belvedere$9.00
- Cedar Rain Vanilla$8.50
- Deep Eddy Lemon$7.00
- Grey Goose$10.00
- Skyy Raspberry$6.50
- Skyy Strawberry$6.50
- Stoli Chamoy$8.00
- Effin Cucumber$8.00
- Meili$9.00
- Titos$8.00
- DBL Well Vodka$12.00
- DBL 44 N. Huckleberry$19.00
- DBL Cedar Rain Vanilla$19.00
- DBL Deep Eddy Lemon$13.00
- DBL Grey Goose$19.00
- DBL Skyy Strawberry$12.00
- DBL Skyy Raspberry$12.00
- DBL Stoli Chamoy$15.00
- DBL Effin Cucumber$15.00
- DBL Belvedere$17.00
- DBL Titos$15.00
- Grey Goose Martini$19.50
- Well Martini$13.00
- *El Jimador$6.50
- Agave DeCortes Mezcal$12.00
- Casamigo Reposado$21.00
- Hornito Reposado$11.00
- Prospero Blanco$16.00
- Tarantula$8.50
- DBL *El Jimador$12.00
- DBL Agave DeCortes Mezcal$22.00
- DBL Casamigo Reposado$41.00
- DBL Hornito Reposado$18.00
- DBL Prospero Blanco$31.00
- *Seagrams 7$6.50
- Bulleit Bourbon$12.50
- Crown$11.00
- Fireball$7.50
- Gentlemen Jack$10.00
- Jack Daniel's$8.50
- Jameson$10.00
- Jim Beam$7.50
- Maker's Mark$11.00
- Pendleton$9.00
- Skrewball PB$10.00
- Wild Turkey$9.00
- DBL *Seagrams 7$12.00
- DBL Buffalo Trace Kentucky Straight$17.00
- DBL Bulleit Bourbon$24.00
- DBL Fireball$14.00
- DBL Gentlemen Jack$19.00
- DBL Jack Daniel's$16.00
- DBL Jameson$19.00
- DBL Jim Beam$14.00
- DBL Maker's Mark$21.00
- DBL Pendleton$17.00
- DBL Skrewball Whiskey$19.00
- DBL Wild Turkey$17.00
- DBL Crown$21.00
- *Broker's Gin$6.50
- Hendricks Gin$13.50
- Empress Gin$12.50
- Tanqueray Gin$9.00
- The Botanist$12.00
- Bombay Sapphire$9.50
- DBL *Broker's Gin$12.00
- DBL Hendricks Gin$26.00
- DBL Empress Gin$24.00
- DBL The Botanist$23.00
- DBL Tanqueary$17.00
- DBL Bombay Sapphire$18.00
- Broker's Martini$13.00
- Hendrick's Martini$25.50
- Tanqueray Martini$17.50
- Botanist Martini$23.00
- Bombay Sapphire Martini$18.50
- *Cruzan Rum$6.50
- Captain Morgan$7.50
- Malibu$7.00
- Meyers Dark Rum$8.00
- Blue Chair Bay$8.50
- Kasama$11.00
- Soggy Dollar$9.50
- DBL *Cruzan Rum$12.00
- DBL Captain Morgan$14.00
- DBL Malibu$13.00
- DBL Meyer's Dark Rum$15.00
- DBL Blue Chair Bay$16.00
- DBL Kasama$21.00
- DBL Soggy Dollar$18.00
- Di Sarrono$11.00
- Peach Schnapps$6.00
- Sour Apple Schnapps$6.00
- Grand Marnier$10.00
- Bailey's$10.00
- Kahlua$7.50
- Jager$9.50
- Campari$11.50
- Well Irish Cream$6.00
- Chivas$12.00
- Dewars$14.00
- Lauders$6.50
- DBL Lauder$12.00
- DBL Chivas$23.00
- DBL Dewars$27.00
- St. Paddy's Jameson$8.00
- St. Paddy's Irish Car Bomb$9.00
Cocktails A-Z
- Adios Mutha Effer$14.00
- Aloha Buzz$10.00
- Augusta National$9.00
- Azalea$9.00
- Banana Taffy$9.00
- Barrel Aged Negroni$10.00
- Bee Old Fashioned$9.50
- Bloody Mary$9.50
- Buckeye Cocoa$10.00
- Classic Negroni$10.00
- Crispy Coke$8.00
- Cuba Libra$6.50
- Duck Fart$8.00
- Fire N' Cider$8.00
- Funky Fresh$11.00
- Fuzzy Navel$6.50
- Gold Rush$9.50
- Golden Hour$7.00
- Gondola Ride$8.50
- Green Tea Shot$8.50
- Green Trash Can$11.00
- Greyhound$6.50
- Hot Buttered YUM!$8.50
- Hot Toddy$7.00
- Irish Car Bomb$10.00
- Irish Coffee$9.00
- Jager Bomb Drink$13.50
- Jager Bomb Shot$13.50
- Jelly Fish Shot$8.50
- Kamikazee$7.50
- Lemon Drop DRINK$12.00
- Lemon Drop SHOT$10.00
- Long Island Iced Tea$12.00
- Mai Tai$7.50
- Maple Whiskey$11.50
- Margarita$7.50
- Marilyn$12.50
- Mimosas$7.50
- Mojito$8.50
- Moscow Mule$9.00
- Mrs. Clause$7.00
- NA Gin & Tonic$6.00
- NA Negroni$6.00
- Pink Drink$11.50
- Pink Panty Dropper$9.50
- Poison Apple$6.50
- Red Bull Vodka$10.00
- Rocket Pop$8.00
- Salty Dog$6.50
- Scooby Snack$8.50
- Screwdriver$6.50
- Sex on the Beach$6.50
- Ship Wrecked$8.00
- Ski Lift$6.50
- Slim Betty$7.50
- Smarty$7.50
- Spider Bite Drink$11.00
- Spider Bite Shot$11.00
- Strawberry Rhubarb Spritz$10.50
- Strawberry Wine$11.00
- Summer Breeze$10.00
- Summer Lovin$7.50
- Sunset Paradise$7.00
- Whiskey Smash$9.50
- White Russian$7.50
Martinis
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Thief Plates
- Wrangler Ribeye$48.00
Seared choice ribeye, salted butter, sweet onion jam, flake sea salt
- Lil Bubba Filet Mignon (8oz)$44.00
Pan seared filet mignon, roasted with brown butter, garlic and rosemary, flake sea salt
- Marmalade Salmon$29.00
Brick oven roasted, house made chamoy glaze, Mandarin marmalade
- Rancher's Mac & Cheese$23.00
Macaroni, creamy cheese sauce, house made chamoy, braised rib chuck, raclette cheese topping, scallions
- Razorback Mac & Cheese$22.00
Macaroni, Parmesan garlic cream sauce, creamy Chihuahua cheese, house braised pork belly with sweet onion glaze, green onion
- Stick a Pork in it Mac & Cheese$21.00
Macaroni, creamy four blend cheese sauce, smoked honey ham, apple wood smoked bacon, Tillamook white cheddar, outlaw cheese sauce, yellow cheddar
- The Big Tuna$19.00+
Line caught, wild yellowfin ahi tuna, stone fruit ceviche, citrus aioli
- Just for the Halibut$45.00+
Pan seared; line caught wild Alaskan halibut, brown butter mushrooms in lemon cream sauce. Side choice
Hand Helds
- Boss Hawg BLT$18.50
Seared house braised pork belly, applewood smoked bacon, butter leaf lettuce, scallion mayonnaise, tomato chutney, butter toasted Pullman bread
- Chicken Thief Sammy$19.00
Crispy fried chicken breast, honey cured bacon, Danish raclette cheese, scallion mayo, shredded lettuce, spiced tomato chutney, brioche bun
- Doc Holiday Dip Sandwich$21.50
Shaved beef, pickled onions, creamy chihuahua cheese, smokey garlic sauce, cilantro with pork belly au jus. Served on a hoagie. Choice of side.
- Heat Wave Chicken Sandwich$17.00
Chamoy glazed fried chicken breast, classic mayo, house dill pickle chips, habanero mango picante, butter leaf lettuce on a toasted brioche bun.
- Young Gun$17.00
Breaded chicken thigh, outlaw cheese sauce, jalapeno verde, shredded lettuce, green onion mayo on a potato bun.
Burgers
- Belly Buster Burger$20.00
Seasoned all beef patty, applewood smoked bacon, charred cream cheese pork belly spread, Tillamook white cheddar, pickled jalapeño, butter leaf lettuce, IPA honey aioli, brioche bun
- Magic Burger$19.00
Seasoned all beef patty, sautéed mushrooms, Swiss cheese, applewood smoked bacon, green onion mayo, and onion jam on brioche bun
- Outlaw Burger$17.00
Seasoned all beef patty, outlaw cheese sauce, jalapeño verde, shredded lettuce, green onion mayo, brioche bun
- Walla Walla Burger$17.00
Seasoned all beef patty, WW Cheese Co. caraway Havarti, butter leaf lettuce, IPA honey aioli, house dill pickle chips, brioche bun 16.5 Add - bacon + 3, pork belly + 4, egg + 1
Sharing and Grazing
- Aquaman's Garden$19.00+
Yellowfin Ahi tuna aguachiles, lime juice, peach ceviche, fresh cilantro and shaved cucumber, drizzles of lime mayo and habanero mango picante. Served with flash-fried jalapenos and tortilla strips
- Brussel Hustle$13.00
Carmalized brussel sprouts, toasted hazelnut, cotija, smoked paprika garlic sauce. You will never look at Brussels the same!
- Cabbage Crisp$13.00Out of stock
Flash-fried and charred cabbage, tossed with chili crisp, crema roja, cashews, spiced tomato chutney, goat cheese, fresh cilantro
- Coastal Crab Cakes$23.00
House made crab cakes, lime mayo, peach ceviche, fresh cilantro
- Cowboy Bread$11.00+
Soft baked bread with our house blend of cheeses, applewood bacon, scallions, San Marzano tomato sauce and our garlic dipping sauces
- Fon Dip$15.00
Creamy artichoke and Parmesan dip, Raclette cheese, with carrot, cucumber, pretzel twists, brick oven flatbread
- Nachos Banditos$21.00
PNW potato chip nachos, IPA cheese sauce, yellow cheddar, black olives, jalapenos, fresh salsa, avocado crema, choice of chamoy glazed beef chuck, chicken or chorizo
- Outlaw Fries- LARGE$13.00
Fried russet potato wedges, Thief spice, los verde sauce, Thief IPA queso, scallions
- Pig Pen Dip$15.00
Charred cream cheese pork belly dip, applewood bacon, Mandarin marmalade, green onion, Thief spiced potato chips, flash-fried jalapenos
- Tajin Spiced Home Fries$10.00
Baked russet potato wedges, orange chamoy and cool red chile dips
- Sweet Glazed Hot Wings$21.00
House chamoy glazed wings, Tajin cucumbers and carrots, creamy blue cheese dressing
- Farmer Fries$14.00Out of stock
Buttermilk fried local asparagus, lime mayo and hot honey drizzles, Tajin
- Snuffletrufflegus$14.00Out of stock
Brick oven roasted local asparagus, truffle oil, goat cheese, flake sea salt
Tacos
- Chuck Wagon Tacos$20.00
Braised rib chuck, house made chamoy, shredded lettuce, avocado, jalapeño verde, cotija, fresh salsa, local corn tortillas Substitute Beyond Meat +5
- Diablo Shrimp Tacos$18.50
Chamoy glazed shrimp, shredded lettuce, habanero mango picante, crema roja and pickled onion, cilantro, fresh salsa, local corn tortillas
- Peachy Queen Tacos$18.00
Chamoy glazed chicken, avocado, lime mayo, habanero mango picante, shredded lettuce, local corn tortillas, peach ceviche
Pizzas
- Big Chief$15.00+
Chipotle BBQ, smoked honey ham, pickled jalapeños, pineapple, fresh cilantro and green onion
- Classic Cheese Pizza$10.00+
San Marzano tomato sauce or Sub: Basil pesto, parmesan cream, chipotle BBQ (no half & half sauce option) 9
- CP Supreme$17.50+
San Marzano tomato sauce, salami, pepperoni, sausage, bell pepper, caramelized onion, mushroom, pesto drizzle
- Crazy Goat$15.00+
Basil pesto, chorizo, goat cheese, pumpkin seeds, Mike’s Hot Honey drizzle
- Double Barrel BBQ$15.50+
Chipotle BBQ, diced chicken, applewood smoked bacon, sliced roma tomato, yellow cheddar
- Hawaii Time$14.50+
San Marzano tomato sauce, smoked honey ham & pineapple
- La Pizza Blanca$15.50+
White sauce, diced chicken, garlic confit, caramelized onions, cotija cheese
- Meat & Greet$17.50+
San Marzano tomato sauce, pepperoni, salami, smoked honey ham, Italian sausage, bacon
- Old World$16.50+
San Marzano tomato sauce, Italian sausage, pepperoni, mushroom, & tomato
- Pizza Margherita$15.00+
Fresh mozzarella, San Marzano tomato sauce, roasted tomatoes, sweet basil
- Salt of the Earth$17.50+
Parmesan cream, smoked honey ham, caramelized onion, garlic confit, mushrooms, scallions, truffle oil
- Taco Taco$15.00+
Re-fried beans, chorizo, black olive, iceburg lettuce, fresh salsa, creamy red chile sauce, cheddar cheese
- POM From the Fields$17.00+
Daily made dough, Parmesan cream, house cheese blend, chicken, local asparagus and spring onion, truffle oil, crushed hazelnut, goat cheese
Salads and Soups
- Cheezar Salad$11.50
Parmesan romano vinaigrette, romaine, crushed garlic croutons, roasted marinated tomatoes
- Pesto Crook Caprese Salad$14.00
Heirloom tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, basil pesto, balsamic syrup, sweet basil
- Strawberry Daiquiri Salad$14.00
spring greens, cucumber slices. cashews, fresh strawberry slices, Cotija cheese tossed in a vanilla lime vinaigrette & agave drizzle! So Refreshing!
- The House Salad$11.50
Mixed greens, cucumber, carrot, radish, marinated tomatoes & sweet basil vinaigrette
- Tuscan Chop Salad$15.50
Chopped butter lettuce, cucumber, heirloom cherry tomato, artichoke heart, black olive, pepperoncini, cheese blend, basil vinaigrette. Side of Parmesan Romano flatbread
- We Got The Beet!$14.50
Pickled beets, mixed greens, goat cheese, sweet basil vinaigrette, pumpkin seeds & mandarin marmalade
- West Coast BLT Salad$18.50
Butter lettuce, smoked pork belly, marinated tomato, toasted hazelnuts & creamy blue cheese dressing
- Small Side Salad$4.50
- Walla Walla French Onion Soup$8.00
Brick oven caramelized onions, pretzel bread crouton, Walla Walla Cheese Co. Caraway Havarti
- Soup Du Jour$8.00Out of stock
Pint Size Plates
- Cup O' Mac$9.00
Macaroni, yellow cheddar, cheese sauce
- Personal Pie$8.00
Cheese pizza, tomato sauce. Includes watermelon slice.
- Cheeseburglar$11.00
American cheese, buttered bun, Heinz ketchup. Includes watermelon slice.
- Simple Salad$9.00
Cucumber, carrot, croutons, mixed greens and pizza cheese tossed with ranch dressing. Includes watermelon slice.
- Grilled Cheese Sammich$8.00
American and Tillamook white cheddar cheese, sliced brioche. Includes watermelon slice.
Soda Pop
Sunday Sweet Stuff $6
- Mama Ganache Brownie$6.00
Deep dish triple chocolate brownie, semi-sweet chocolate ganache filling, salted caramel ice cream, flake sea salt.
- Staying a Float$6.00
YOUR CHOICE OF SODA WITH 3 SCOOPS OF VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM.
- Wa Apple Crumble$6.00Out of stock
Washington apple filling, crispy crumble topping, salted caramel ice cream
- DOM May Flowers$6.00
Buttermilk shortbread, rhubarb filling, strawberry ice cream
Sweet Stuff
- Mama Ganache Brownie$10.00
Deep dish triple chocolate brownie, semi-sweet chocolate ganache filling, salted caramel ice cream, flake sea salt.
- Staying a Float$6.00
YOUR CHOICE OF SODA WITH 2 SCOOPS OF VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM
- WA Apple Crumble$9.00Out of stock
Washington apple filling, crispy crumble topping, salted caramel ice cream
- DOM May Flowers$9.00
Buttermilk shortbread, rhubarb filling, strawberry ice cream
Tuesday $5 Off Pizzas
- Big Chief$17.00
Chipotle BBQ, smoked honey ham, pickled jalapeños, pineapple, fresh cilantro and green onion
- CP Supreme$21.50
San Marzano tomato sauce, salami, pepperoni, sausage, bell pepper, caramelized onion, mushroom, pesto drizzle
- Crazy Goat$20.00
Basil pesto, chorizo, goat cheese, pumpkin seeds, Mike’s Hot Honey drizzle
- Double Barrel BBQ$18.50
Chipotle BBQ, diced chicken, applewood smoked bacon, sliced roma tomato, yellow cheddar
- Hawaii Time$14.50
San Marzano tomato sauce, smoked ham & pineapple
- La Pizza Blanca$19.50
White sauce, diced chicken, garlic confit, caramelized onions, cotija cheese
- Meat & Greet$21.50
Pepperoni, salami, prosciutto, Italian sausage, bacon, San Marzano tomato sauce
- Old World$18.00
San Marzano tomato sauce, Italian sausage, pepperoni, mushroom, tomato
- Pizza Margherita$17.00
Bel Gioioso burrata cheese, San Marzano tomato sauce, roasted tomatoes, sweet basil
- Salt of the Earth$20.50
Parmesan cream, smoked honey ham, caramelized onion, garlic confit, mushrooms, scallions, truffle oil
- Taco Taco$17.00
Re-fried beans, chorizo, black olive, iceburg lettuce, fresh salsa, creamy red chile sauce, cheddar cheese *Substitute Beyond Meat
- POM From the Fields$21.50
Daily made dough, Parmesan cream, house cheese blend, chicken, local asparagus and spring onion, truffle oil, crushed hazelnut, goat cheese
Double Barrel BBQ
Chipotle BBQ, diced chicken, applewood smoked bacon, sliced roma tomato, yellow cheddar