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Taco Tuesday
Everyday Menu
PLAYOFF SPECIALS

Featured Items

  • Stoney's Classic

    Smash patty, American cheese, lettuce, white onion, pickle & tomato on a potato bun. Served with shoestring fries

    $12.50
  • Willy's 1 LB

    8 traditional bone-in wings tossed in choice of sauce and choice of dipping sauce. Celery & carrots upon request

    $16.00
  • Boneless 10

    10 boneless wings tossed in choice of sauce and choice of dipping sauce. Celery & carrots upon request

    $12.00

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Taco Tuesday

Single Tacos

  • Beef Taco

    Flour tortilla, ground beef, lettuce, cheese and pico.

    $2.50
  • Chicken Taco

    Flour tortilla, shredded chicken, lettuce, cheese and pico.

    $2.50
  • Veggie Taco

    White corn tortilla, melted mozzarella, veggie mix, tomatillo avocado salsa, and pickled onion

    $2.50
  • Shrimp Taco

    White corn tortilla, breaded shrimp, corn relish, tomatillo avocado salsa, pickled onion.

    $3.00
  • Steak Taco

    Flour tortilla, steak, grilled red peppers and onion, cojita cheese and choice of ghost aioli or chimichurri.

    $3.00
  • Al Pastor Taco

    Corn tortilla, al pastor, fresh pineapple, red onion, cilantro

    $3.00
  • 2 Crunchy Beef Tacos

    Two of our beef tacos on a crunchy corn tortilla

    $5.00
  • Plant-Based Chorizo Taco

    White corn tortilla, plant-based chorizo, lettuce, cheese, pico and tomatillo avocado salsa

    $3.00

Everyday Menu

Appetizers

  • Mozzarella Sticks

    8 fried mozzarella sticks served with a side of marinara.

    $12.00
  • Mac & Cheese Spring Rolls

    A Stoney's favorite! Hatch Green Chili Mac N' Cheese wrapped in a crisp wonton and served with a side of ranch

    $11.00
  • Mini Corn Dogs

    Mini corn dogs served with ketchup and mustard

    $11.00
  • Pretzel

    Salted pretzel pieces served with queso and whole grain mustard

    $12.00
  • Chicken Digits & Fries

    Chicken tenders served with shoestring fries and your choice of dipping sauce

    $14.00
  • Chip Dip Trio

    Tortilla chips served with salsa, guacamole & queso

    $12.00
  • Feta Dip

    Feta dip, toasted pita bread, cucumber, and carrots

    $11.00

Party Fries

  • Buffalo Chicken Fries

    Waffle fries, smothered in queso, topped with crispy buffalo chicken, bleu cheese crumbles & green onions, side of ranch

    $13.00
  • Loaded Potato Fries

    Waffle fries, smothered in queso, topped with bacon, green onion & sour cream

    $13.00

Wings

Available Wing Sauces: Buffalo, Buffalo Pesto, Cajun Dry Rub, Stoney's Original Dry Rub, Mandarin Orange, Roasted Garlic Honey Sriracha, Honey Hot, Spicy Seoul, Spicy Pineapple, Teriyaki, XXX, Lemon Pepper, Nashville Hot, Truffalo, Huckleberry, Garlic Parm, Flamin' Hot Cheeto
  • Willy's 1 LB

    8 traditional bone-in wings tossed in choice of sauce and choice of dipping sauce. Celery & carrots upon request

    $16.00
  • Boneless 10

    10 boneless wings tossed in choice of sauce and choice of dipping sauce. Celery & carrots upon request

    $12.00
  • Impossible 10

    10 Impossible plant-based nuggets, choice of dipping sauce. Celery & carrots upon request

    $14.00

Burgers

All sandwiches served with shoestring fries. Sub waffle fries, onion rings, sweet potato fries $2. Sub cup soup or green chili $3. Sub side salad or side Caesar salad $4. Sub turkey burger $1, sub veggie patty $1, sub grilled chicken $3, sub impossible patty $5
  • Stoney's Classic

    Smash patty, American cheese, lettuce, white onion, pickle & tomato on a potato bun. Served with shoestring fries

    $12.50
  • Stacked Burger

    Smash patty, bacon & American cheese topped with fries and Stoney's Sauce on a potato bun. Served with shoestring fries

    $15.00
  • Double Trouble Burger

    2 smash patties, American cheese, Stoney's 1000 Island dressing, lettuce, tomato, white onion, potato bun. Served with shoestring fries

    $17.00
  • Bad Hunter

    House-made black bean patty, Colby Jack, chipotle aioli, lettuce, onion & tomato on a brioche bun. Served with shoestring fries

    $14.00
  • Inferno Burger

    Smash patty, pepper jack cheese, grilled onion and jalapeno, ghost pepper aioli, Sriracha drizzle on a potato bun, topped with a fried jalapeno. Served with shoestring fries

    $14.00
  • Mushroom Swiss Burger

    Smash patty, sautéed mushroom, sweet soy marinade, Swiss cheese on a potato bun. Served with shoestring fries

    $14.00
  • Wild West Burger

    Smash patty, smokey BBQ sauce, BBQ ranch, pepper jack, cheddar jack, candied bacon, crispy onion straws on a Brioche bun

    $18.00
  • Black & Bleu Burger

    Smash patty, fresh ground pepper, bleu cheese sauce, Stoney's sauce, fried onion ring, fresh greens on a Brioche bun

    $17.00

Sandwiches, Bowls & More

All sandwiches served with shoestring fries. Sub waffle fries, onion rings, sweet potato fries $2. Sub cup soup or green chili $3. Sub side salad or side Caesar salad $4.
  • Sandwich of the Month- Birria Grilled Cheese

    Tender cuts of birria made in-house with melted jack cheddar and munster– served with consume for dipping

    $15.00
  • Chicken Parm

    Breaded chicken breast served on a toasted garlic bread baguette, topped with warm marinara sauce, sweet roasted red peppers, sliced mozzarella, parmesan, basil, pesto and fresh marinated mozzarella. Served with dipping marinara sauce and shoestring fries

    $16.00
  • Teriyaki Chicken Bowl

    Tender cuts of marinated teriyaki chicken thigh, served with roasted onions, broccoli, peppers and pineapple over your choice of white rice, brown rice or quinoa, or a combination of any.  Sub salmon $4

    $14.00
  • Southwest Chicken Bowl

    Grilled Chicken on a bed of white, brown rice or quinoa, or a mix of any. With a Cali corn and bean blend, avocado, pickled red onions, pico, tortilla strips, cilantro. Served with a cilantro dressing

    $15.00
  • Korean Chicken Bowl

    Tender Fried Chicken pieces tossed in our famous Seoul sauce served on your choice of starch. With Avocado, Cucumber Salad, Green Cabbage, sautéed Mushrooms, pickled Red Onions and Sesame Seeds. Drizzled with Togarashi Mayo.

    $16.00
  • Honey Siracha Salmon Bowl

    Seared Salmon with a honey siracha glaze served with choice of starch. With sautéed mushrooms, pickled red onions, edamame beans, avocado, hard boiled egg, green cabbage and sesame seeds. Side Sesame dressing, soy sauce.

    $18.50
  • Philly Cheesesteak

    Choice of chicken or beef with mushrooms, onions, peppers, and white American cheese on an Amoroso roll. Served with shoestring fries

    $16.00
  • Turkey Club

    Sliced turkey, pesto, bacon, Swiss cheese, spring mix, tomato, onion, and avocado on toasted bread. Served with shoestring fries

    $16.00
  • Nashville Hot Chicken

    Spicy fried chicken breast tossed in Nashville Hot, pickles, served on a brioche bun, topped with a fried jalapeno. Served with shoestring fries

    $16.00
  • Crispy Chicken Sandwich

    Fried chicken breast, bacon, Colby Jack cheese, honey mustard, lettuce, tomato on a brioche bun. Served with shoestring fries

    $16.00
  • Korean Chicken Sandwich

    Crispy chicken tossed in Spicy Seoul sauce, topped with cucumber salad, pickled red onions, avocado, and a Togarashi Mayo drizzle, on a brioche bun. Served with shoe string fries

    $16.50
  • French Dip

    Traditional French Dip topped with provolone & caramelized onions, side of au jus. Served with shoe string fries

    $16.00
  • Patty Melt

    Beef patty onions, 1000 Island on marbled rye. Served with shoestring fries

    $15.00
  • Deluxe Grilled Cheese

    A colby jack, cheddar, mozzarella, and provolone cheese mix on toasted bread. Served with shoestring fries

    $12.00
  • Impossible Philly

    Impossible meat crumbles, onion, mushroom and bell peppers, topped with Swiss American cheese, nestled in an amoroso roll. Served with shoestring fries

    $18.00
  • Vegetarian "Chicken" Sandwich

    Meati Mushroom Root "Chicken," lettuce, tomato, onion, and Stoney's Sauce on a potato bun. Served with shoestring fries

    $18.00
  • Crispy Cod Sandwich

    Panko breaded Alaskan Cod with homemade tartar sauce, lettuce, and tomato on a Brioche bun. Served with shoe string fries

    $14.00
  • Stoney's Baja Fish Tacos

    3x Fried Cod Filet Tacos - Flour Tortilla, Cabbage mix, Pico de Gallo, Habanero Ranch drizzle, Avocado Crema, Cilantro, Pickled Red Onion, Lime

    $16.00
  • Cup of Mac & Cheese

    A creamy blend of Wisconsin white cheddar, sharp cheddar and jack cheese topped with buttered bread crumbs

    $6.00
  • Bowl of Mac & Cheese

    A creamy blend of Wisconsin white cheddar, sharp cheddar and jack cheese topped with buttered bread crumbs

    $9.00

Soup & Salad

  • Caprese

    Fresh mozzarella, tomatoes, basil, olive oil, balsamic glaze, salt, and pepper

    $8.00
  • Chicken Caesar

    Choice of crispy chicken or chicken breast, romaine lettuce, red onion, heirloom cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, Parmesan, croutons, and Caesar dressing

    $13.00
  • Half Caesar Salad

    Romaine lettuce, Parmesan cheese, croutons, and Caesar dressing

    $6.00
  • Full House Salad

    Spring mix, red onion, heirloom cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, feta cheese, croutons, and a choice of dressing

    $9.00
  • Half House Salad

    Spring mix, red onion, heirloom cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, feta cheese, croutons, with a choice of dressing

    $6.00
  • Cobb Salad

    Romaine lettuce, bleu cheese crumbles, bacon bits, grilled chicken, heirloom cherry tomatoes, hardboiled egg, avocado and choice of dressing

    $13.00
  • Cup Turkey Chili

    Ground Turkey, Kidney Beans, Black Beans, a Blend of Spices and a mixture of Chili Peppers Slowly Simmered. Topped with Cheese & Onions

    $6.00
  • Bowl Turkey Chili

    Ground Turkey, Kidney Beans, Black Beans, a Blend of Spices and a mixture of Chili Peppers Slowly Simmered. Add Shredded Cheese, Sour Cream and/or Raw Onion $0.25/per

    $8.00
  • Cup Green Chili

    Topped with pico & shredded cheese

    $6.00
  • Bowl Green Chili

    Topped with pico & shredded cheese

    $8.00
  • Cup Soup of the Month- Roasted Corn & Poblano Chowder

    A hearty, creamy blend of sweet corn, poblano, tender potatoes, and savory herbs. Chicken stock base, topped with tortilla strips and jack cheese.

    $6.00
  • Bowl Soup of the Month- Roasted Corn & Poblano Chowder

    A hearty, creamy blend of sweet corn, poblano, tender potatoes, and savory herbs. Chicken stock base, topped with tortilla strips and jack cheese.

    $8.00

Sides

  • Basket Shoestring Fries

    $5.00
  • Basket Waffle Fries

    Crispy and deliciously seasoned

    $5.00
  • Basket Onion Rings

    Battered to perfection.

    $6.00
  • Basket Sweet Potato

    Drizzled in a sweet and salty sticky sauce

    $6.00
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  • Truffle Fries

    Shoestring fries topped with Parmesan, served with a side of truffle aioli

    $7.00
  • Cup of Mac & Cheese

    A creamy blend of Wisconsin white cheddar, sharp cheddar and jack cheese topped with buttered bread crumbs

    $6.00
  • Cup Chipotle Brussel Sprouts

    Smaller portion of our chipotle brussels

    $4.00
  • Bowl Chipotle Brussels

    Fried Brussels sprouts topped with bacon, cotija cheese, and chipotle aioli.

    $8.00
  • Cup Oven Roasted Sriracha Honey Brussel Sprouts

    Oven roasted Brussel sprouts, sautéed and tossed in a Sriracha honey glaze

    $5.00
  • Bowl Oven Roasted Sriracha Honey Brussel Sprouts

    $10.00
  • Chips And Salsa

    Homemade salsa and crunchy corn tortilla chips

    $5.00

Dessert

  • Brownie a la Mode

    Warm double chocolate brownie with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream, topped with whipped cream and a chocolate drizzle

    $9.00
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  • Cookie Plate

    4 Chocolate Chip Cookies

    $5.00
  • Ice Cream Sandwich

    $5.00
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  • Bowl Of Ice Cream

    2 scoops of Vanilla Ice Cream

    $5.00
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Add Ons

  • Side Au Jus

    $1.00
  • Side Avocado

    $2.00
  • Side Bacon

    $1.50
  • Side Beef Patty

    $4.00
  • Side Carrots

    $1.00
  • Side Celery

    $1.00
  • Side Chix Breast

    $4.00
  • Side Cucumbers

    $1.00
  • Side Flour Tortilla

    $1.00
  • Side Fried Eggs

    $2.00
  • Side Fried Jalapeno

    $1.00
  • Side Guacamole

    $3.00
  • Side Jalapeno

    $1.00
  • Side Pickles

    $1.00
  • Side Pico

    $1.00
  • Side Pita

    $2.00
  • Side Salmon

    $12.00
  • Side Toast

    $3.00
  • Side Tortilla Chips

    $3.00
  • Side White Rice

    $3.00

For the Pups

  • Puppy Patty

    Beef Patty, no seasoning or garlic

    $4.00
  • Chicken Breast

    $4.00
  • Cheese Please

    $1.00
  • Puppuchino

Extra Sauces

  • Side Ranch

    $1.00
  • Side Bleu Cheese

    $1.00
  • Side Buffalo

    $1.00
  • Side Honey Mustard

    $1.00
  • Side 1000 Island

    $1.00
  • Side Avocado Salsa

    $1.00
  • Side BBQ

    $1.00
  • Side Buffalo Pesto

    $1.00
  • Side Caesar Dressing

    $1.00
  • Side Chip Aioli

    $1.00
  • Side Garlic Parm

    $1.00
  • Side Ghost Aioli

    $1.00
  • Side Green Chili

    $1.00
  • Side Harrissa Hot

    $1.00
  • Side Honey Hot

    $1.00
  • Side Italian

    $1.00
  • Side Mango Habenero

    $1.00
  • Side Marinara

    $1.00
  • Side Mayo

    $0.50
  • Side Nashville Hot

    $1.00
  • Side Pesto

    $1.00
  • Side Queso

    $2.00
  • Side Raspberry Vin

    $1.00
  • Side Spicy Pineapple

    $1.00
  • Side Salsa

    $1.00
  • Side Seoul Sauce

    $1.00
  • Side Smokin' Garlic

    $1.00
  • Side Truffle Aioli

    $1.00
  • Side Sour Cream

    $1.00
  • Side Stoneys Sauce

    $1.00
  • Side Teriyaki

    $1.00
  • Side Truffalo

    $1.00
  • Side Whole Grain Mustard

    $1.00
  • Side XXX

    $1.00
  • Side Spicy Peach

    $1.00
  • Side Garlic Honey Siracha

    $1.00

PLAYOFF SPECIALS

Draft Beer

  • 16oz Coors Light

    4.2% ABV. Lager - American Light

    $5.50
  • 25oz Coors Light

    4.2% ABV. Lager - American Light

    $7.75
  • 16oz Dos Equis

    $6.50
  • 25oz Dos Equis

    $8.00
  • 16oz Michelob Ultra

    $6.50
  • 25oz Michelob Ultra

    $8.75

Cans/Buckets

  • Coors Light Bucket

    $28.00
  • 16 oz Coors Light Can

    4.2% ABV. Lager - American Light

    $6.00
  • Banquet Bucket

    5% ABV, Lager - American

    $28.00
  • 16 oz Banquet Can

    5% ABV. Lager - American

    $6.00
  • Modelo Bucket

    $32.00
  • 16 oz Modelo Can

    4.5% ABV. Lager - Mexican

    $6.50
  • High Noon Bucket

    $38.00
  • High Noon Pineapple

    4.5% ABV, Hard Seltzer

    $8.00
  • High Noon Watermelon

    $8.00
  • High Noon Peach

    4.5% ABV, Hard Seltzer

    $8.00
  • White Claw Bucket

    $33.00
  • Grapefruit White Claw

    5% ABV, Hard Seltzer

    $7.00
  • Blackberry White Claw

    5% ABV, Hard Seltzer

    $7.00

Liquor

  • Jameson

    $6.50
  • Jim Beam

    $5.50
  • Patron Barrel Select

    A Patron barrel made exclusively for Stoney's

    $8.00
  • Patron Silver

    $9.00
  • Pink Whitney

    $5.00
  • Fireball

    $5.00
  • New Amsterdam Vodka

    $6.00
  • New Amsterdam Lemon Vodka

    $6.00
  • New Amsterdam Peach Vodka

    $5.00
  • New Amsterdam Grapefruit Vodka

    $5.00
  • New Amsterdam Raspberry

    $6.00
  • New Amsterdam Mango

    $6.00

Stoney's Uptown Joint Location and Ordering Hours

(720) 485-5503
1035 e 17th Ave, Denver, CO 80218
Closed • Opens Wednesday at 11:30AM
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