Stoney's Uptown Joint
Featured Items
- Stoney's Classic$12.50
Smash patty, American cheese, lettuce, white onion, pickle & tomato on a potato bun. Served with shoestring fries
- Mozzarella Sticks$12.00
8 fried mozzarella sticks served with a side of marinara.
- Philly Cheesesteak$16.00
Choice of chicken or beef with mushrooms, onions, peppers, and white American cheese on an Amoroso roll. Served with shoestring fries
Taco Tuesday
Single Tacos
- Beef Taco$2.50
Flour tortilla, ground beef, lettuce, cheese and pico.
- Chicken Taco$2.50
Flour tortilla, shredded chicken, lettuce, cheese and pico.
- Veggie Taco$2.50
White corn tortilla, melted mozzarella, veggie mix, tomatillo avocado salsa, and pickled onion
- Shrimp Taco$3.00Out of stock
White corn tortilla, breaded shrimp, corn relish, tomatillo avocado salsa, pickled onion.
- Steak Taco$3.00
Flour tortilla, steak, grilled red peppers and onion, cojita cheese and choice of ghost aioli or chimichurri.
- Al Pastor Taco$3.00
Corn tortilla, al pastor, fresh pineapple, red onion, cilantro
- 2 Crunchy Beef Tacos$5.00
Two of our beef tacos on a crunchy corn tortilla
- Plant-Based Chorizo Taco$3.00
White corn tortilla, plant-based chorizo, lettuce, cheese, pico and tomatillo avocado salsa
Burritos
- Burrito$12.00
Choice of Chicken, Beef or Veggies, Rice, Beans, Pico, Lettuce, Tortilla, Served with a side of Tortilla Chips & side of Salsa. Upgrade to any of our other Taco Proteins!
- Burrito Bowl$12.00
Choice of Chicken, Beef, Veggies, Black Beans, Rice, Lettuce, Pico, Served with a side of Tortilla Chips & side of Salsa. Upgrade to any of our Taco Proteins!
Everyday Menu
Appetizers
- Mozzarella Sticks$12.00
8 fried mozzarella sticks served with a side of marinara.
- Mac & Cheese Spring Rolls$11.00
A Stoney's favorite! Hatch Green Chili Mac N' Cheese wrapped in a crisp wonton and served with a side of ranch
- Pretzel$12.00
Salted pretzel pieces served with queso and whole grain mustard
- Chicken Digits & Fries$14.00
Chicken tenders served with shoestring fries and your choice of dipping sauce
- Chip Dip Trio$12.00
Tortilla chips served with salsa, guacamole & queso
- Mini Corn Dogs$11.00
Mini corn dogs served with ketchup and mustard
- Feta Dip$11.00
Feta dip, toasted pita bread, cucumber, and carrots
Party Fries
Wings
- Willy's 1 LB$16.00
8 traditional bone-in wings tossed in choice of sauce and choice of dipping sauce. Celery & carrots upon request
- Boneless 10$12.00
10 boneless wings tossed in choice of sauce and choice of dipping sauce. Celery & carrots upon request
- Impossible 10$14.00
10 Impossible plant-based nuggets, choice of dipping sauce. Celery & carrots upon request
Burgers
- Stoney's Classic$12.50
Smash patty, American cheese, lettuce, white onion, pickle & tomato on a potato bun. Served with shoestring fries
- Stacked Burger$15.00
Smash patty, bacon & American cheese topped with fries and Stoney's Sauce on a potato bun. Served with shoestring fries
- Double Trouble Burger$17.00
2 smash patties, American cheese, Stoney's 1000 Island dressing, lettuce, tomato, white onion, potato bun. Served with shoestring fries
- Bad Hunter$14.00
House-made black bean patty, Colby Jack, chipotle aioli, lettuce, onion & tomato on a brioche bun. Served with shoestring fries
- Truffle Burger$15.00
Smash patty, pesto-marinated fresh mozzarella, truffle aioli, spring mix, tomato, onion, potato bun. Served with shoestring fries
- Inferno Burger$13.00
Smash patty, pepper jack cheese, grilled onion and jalapeno, ghost pepper aioli, potato bun, topped with a fried jalapeno. Served with shoestring fries
- Mushroom Swiss Burger$14.00
Smash patty, sautéed mushroom, sweet soy marinade, Swiss cheese on a potato bun. Served with shoestring fries
Sandwiches & More
- Sandwich of the Month - Italian Stacker$16.00
Muffuletta Style: Capocollo, Soppressata, Genoa, Homemade Tapenade, Swiss & Provolone on Muffuletta bread. Served with shoestring fries
- Nashville Hot Chicken$16.00
Spicy fried chicken breast tossed in Nashville Hot, pickles, served on a brioche bun, topped with a fried jalapeno. Served with shoestring fries
- Philly Cheesesteak$16.00
Choice of chicken or beef with mushrooms, onions, peppers, and white American cheese on an Amoroso roll. Served with shoestring fries
- Turkey Club$16.00
Sliced turkey, pesto, bacon, Swiss cheese, spring mix, tomato, onion, and avocado on toasted bread. Served with shoestring fries
- Crispy Chicken Sandwich$16.00
Fried chicken breast, bacon, Colby Jack cheese, honey mustard, lettuce, tomato on a brioche bun. Served with shoestring fries
- Deluxe Grilled Cheese$12.00
A colby jack, cheddar, mozzarella, and provolone cheese mix on toasted bread. Served with shoestring fries
- Margherita Grilled Cheese$12.00
Toasted garlic butter bread, mozzarella and provolone, tomato and basil with marinara for dipping. Served with shoestring fries
- Impossible Philly$18.00
Impossible meat crumbles, onion, mushroom and bell peppers, topped with Swiss American cheese, nestled in an amoroso roll. Served with shoestring fries
- Vegetarian "Chicken" Sandwich$18.00
Meati Mushroom Root "Chicken," lettuce, tomato, onion, and Stoney's Sauce on a potato bun. Served with shoestring fries
- Crispy Cod Sandwich$14.00
Panko breaded Alaskan Cod with homemade tartar sauce, lettuce, and tomato on a Brioche bun. Served with shoe string fries
- Stoney's Baja Fish Tacos$12.00
Two fried cod filet tacos, flour tortilla, cabbage mix, pico de gallo, habanero ranch drizzle, avocado crema, cilantro, lime
- Patty Melt$15.00
Beef patty onions, 1000 Island on marbled rye. Served with shoestring fries
Margherita Grilled Cheese
Toasted garlic butter bread, mozzarella and provolone, tomato and basil with marinara for dipping. Served with shoestring fries
Soup & Salad
- Caprese$8.00
Fresh mozzarella, tomatoes, basil, olive oil, balsamic glaze, salt, and pepper
- Chicken Caesar$13.00
Choice of crispy chicken or chicken breast, romaine lettuce, red onion, heirloom cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, Parmesan, croutons, and Caesar dressing
- Half Caesar Salad$6.00
Romaine lettuce, Parmesan cheese, croutons, and Caesar dressing
- Full House Salad$9.00
Spring mix, red onion, heirloom cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, feta cheese, croutons, and a choice of dressing
- Half House Salad$6.00
Spring mix, red onion, heirloom cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, feta cheese, croutons, with a choice of dressing
- Cobb Salad$13.00
Romaine lettuce, bleu cheese crumbles, bacon bits, grilled chicken, heirloom cherry tomatoes, hardboiled egg, avocado and choice of dressing
- Cup Green Chili$6.00
Topped with pico & shredded cheese
- Bowl Green Chili$8.00
Topped with pico & shredded cheese
- Cup House Soup$6.00
Creamy tomato base with white beans, tortellini & Italian sausage
- Bowl House Soup$9.00
Creamy tomato base with white beans, tortellini & Italian sausage
Sides
- Basket Shoestring Fries$5.00
- Basket Waffle Fries$5.00
Crispy and deliciously seasoned
- Basket Onion Rings$6.00
Battered to perfection.
- Basket Sweet Potato$6.00
Drizzled in a sweet and salty sticky sauce
- Truffle Fries$7.00
Shoestring fries topped with Parmesan, served with a side of truffle aioli
- Chipotle Brussels$8.00
Fried Brussels sprouts topped with bacon, cotija cheese, and chipotle aioli.
- Side Brussels$4.00
Smaller portion of our chipotle brussels
- Chips And Salsa$5.00
Homemade salsa and crunchy corn tortilla chips
Dessert
Add Ons
- Ranch$1.00
- Bleu Cheese$1.00
- Honey Mustard$1.00
- Side BBQ$1.00
- Side Buffalo$1.00
- Side Teriyaki$1.00
- Italian$1.00
- Caesar Dressing$1.00
- Raspberry Vinaigrette$1.00
- Mayo$0.50
- Guacamole$3.00
- Sour Cream$1.00
- Side Avocado$2.00
- Pico$1.00
- Side Bacon$1.50
- Marinara$1.00
- Pickles$1.00
- Whole Grain Mustard$1.00
- Side Jalapeno$1.00
- Side Queso$2.00
- Side Celery$1.00
- Side Tortilla Chips$3.00
- Side Toast$3.00
- Side Stoneys Sauce$1.00
- Side Nashville Hot$1.00
- Side Green Chili$1.00
- Side Buffalo Pesto$1.00
- Side Spicy Pineapple$1.00
- Side Pesto$1.00
- Chix Breast$4.00
- Side Fried Eggs$2.00
- Side Honey Hot$1.00
- Side XXX$1.00
- Side Truffle Aioli$1.00
- Side Chip Aioli$1.00
- Side Salsa$1.00
- Side Ghost Aioli$1.00
- No Plasticware
- Raspberry Vin$1.00
- Beef Patty$4.00
- Dog Beef Patty$4.00
- Side Avocado Salsa$1.00
- Side Carrots$1.00
- Plasticware
- Side Truffalo$1.00
- Side Chimi$1.00Out of stock
- Side 1000 Island$1.00
- Side Pita$2.00
- Side Flour Tortilla$1.00
- Side Tzatziki$1.00
- Side Fried Jalapeno$1.00
- Side Cucumbers$1.00
- Side Creamy Horseradish$1.00
- Side Seoul Sauce$1.00
- Side Garlic Parm$1.00
For the Pups
Extra Sauces (POS)
- Ranch$1.00
- Bleu Cheese$1.00
- Honey Mustard$1.00
- Side BBQ$1.00
- Side Buffalo$1.00
- Side Teriyaki$1.00
- Italian$1.00
- Caesar Dressing$1.00
- Raspberry Vinaigrette$1.00
- Mayo$0.50
- Sour Cream$1.00
- Marinara$1.00
- Whole Grain Mustard$1.00
- Side Queso$2.00
- Side Stoneys Sauce$1.00
- Side Nashville Hot$1.00
- Side Green Chili$1.00
- Side Buffalo Pesto$1.00
- Side Spicy Pineapple$1.00
- Side Pesto$1.00
- Side Honey Hot$1.00
- Side XXX$1.00
- Side Truffle Aioli$1.00
- Side Chip Aioli$1.00
- Side Salsa$1.00
- Side Ghost Aioli$1.00
- Raspberry Vin$1.00
- Side Avocado Salsa$1.00
- Side Truffalo$1.00
- Side Chimi$1.00Out of stock
- Side 1000 Island$1.00
- Side Harrissa Hot$1.00
- Side Seoul Sauce$1.00
- Add Extra Sauce