Stoney's Uptown Joint
Featured Items
- Philly Cheesesteak
Choice of chicken or beef with mushrooms, onions, peppers, and white American cheese on an Amoroso roll. Served with shoestring fries
$16.00 - Boneless 10
10 boneless wings tossed in choice of sauce and choice of dipping sauce. Celery & carrots upon request
$12.00 - Stoney's Classic
Smash patty, American cheese, lettuce, white onion, pickle & tomato on a potato bun. Served with shoestring fries
$12.50
Everyday Menu
Appetizers
- Mozzarella Sticks
8 fried mozzarella sticks served with a side of marinara.
$12.00 - Mac & Cheese Spring Rolls
A Stoney's favorite! Hatch Green Chili Mac N' Cheese wrapped in a crisp wonton and served with a side of ranch
$11.00 - Pretzel
Salted pretzel pieces served with queso and whole grain mustard
$12.00 - Chicken Digits & Fries
Chicken tenders served with shoestring fries and your choice of dipping sauce
$14.00 - Chip Dip Trio
Tortilla chips served with salsa, guacamole & queso
$12.00 - Mini Corn Dogs
Mini corn dogs served with ketchup and mustard
$11.00OUT OF STOCK - Feta Dip
Feta dip, toasted pita bread, cucumber, and carrots
$11.00
Party Fries
Wings
- Willy's 1 LB
8 traditional bone-in wings tossed in choice of sauce and choice of dipping sauce. Celery & carrots upon request
$16.00 - Boneless 10
10 boneless wings tossed in choice of sauce and choice of dipping sauce. Celery & carrots upon request
$12.00 - Impossible 10
10 Impossible plant-based nuggets, choice of dipping sauce. Celery & carrots upon request
$14.00
Burgers
- Stoney's Classic
Smash patty, American cheese, lettuce, white onion, pickle & tomato on a potato bun. Served with shoestring fries
$12.50 - Stacked Burger
Smash patty, bacon & American cheese topped with fries and Stoney's Sauce on a potato bun. Served with shoestring fries
$15.00 - Double Trouble Burger
2 smash patties, American cheese, Stoney's 1000 Island dressing, lettuce, tomato, white onion, potato bun. Served with shoestring fries
$17.00 - Bad Hunter
House-made black bean patty, Colby Jack, chipotle aioli, lettuce, onion & tomato on a brioche bun. Served with shoestring fries
$14.00 - Inferno Burger
Smash patty, pepper jack cheese, grilled onion and jalapeno, ghost pepper aioli, Sriracha drizzle on a potato bun, topped with a fried jalapeno. Served with shoestring fries
$14.00 - Mushroom Swiss Burger
Smash patty, sautéed mushroom, sweet soy marinade, Swiss cheese on a potato bun. Served with shoestring fries
$14.00 - Wild West Burger
Smash patty, smokey BBQ sauce, BBQ ranch, pepper jack, cheddar jack, candied bacon, crispy onion straws on a Brioche bun
$18.00 - Black & Bleu Burger
Smash patty, fresh ground pepper, bleu cheese sauce, Stoney's sauce, fried onion ring, fresh greens on a Brioche bun
$17.00
Sandwiches & More
- Sandwich of the Month - Chicken Salad
Diced chicken, grapes, celery, pecans, onions, topped with spring mix & tomato on a Croissant, served with shoestring fries
$13.00 - Italian Stacker
Muffuletta Style: Capocollo, Soppressata, Genoa, Homemade Tapenade, Swiss & Provolone on Muffuletta bread. Served with shoestring fries
$16.00OUT OF STOCK - Nashville Hot Chicken
Spicy fried chicken breast tossed in Nashville Hot, pickles, served on a brioche bun, topped with a fried jalapeno. Served with shoestring fries
$16.00 - Philly Cheesesteak
Choice of chicken or beef with mushrooms, onions, peppers, and white American cheese on an Amoroso roll. Served with shoestring fries
$16.00 - Turkey Club
Sliced turkey, pesto, bacon, Swiss cheese, spring mix, tomato, onion, and avocado on toasted bread. Served with shoestring fries
$16.00 - Crispy Chicken Sandwich
Fried chicken breast, bacon, Colby Jack cheese, honey mustard, lettuce, tomato on a brioche bun. Served with shoestring fries
$16.00 - Deluxe Grilled Cheese
A colby jack, cheddar, mozzarella, and provolone cheese mix on toasted bread. Served with shoestring fries
$12.00 - Margherita Grilled Cheese
Toasted garlic butter bread, mozzarella and provolone, tomato and basil with marinara for dipping. Served with shoestring fries
$12.00 - Impossible Philly
Impossible meat crumbles, onion, mushroom and bell peppers, topped with Swiss American cheese, nestled in an amoroso roll. Served with shoestring fries
$18.00 - Vegetarian "Chicken" Sandwich
Meati Mushroom Root "Chicken," lettuce, tomato, onion, and Stoney's Sauce on a potato bun. Served with shoestring fries
$18.00 - Crispy Cod Sandwich
Panko breaded Alaskan Cod with homemade tartar sauce, lettuce, and tomato on a Brioche bun. Served with shoe string fries
$14.00 - Stoney's Baja Fish Tacos
3x Fried Cod Filet Tacos - Flour Tortilla, Cabbage mix, Pico de Gallo, Habanero Ranch drizzle, Avocado Crema, Cilantro, Pickled Red Onion, Lime
$16.00 - Patty Melt
Beef patty onions, 1000 Island on marbled rye. Served with shoestring fries
$15.00
Soup & Salad
- Caprese
Fresh mozzarella, tomatoes, basil, olive oil, balsamic glaze, salt, and pepper
$8.00 - Chicken Caesar
Choice of crispy chicken or chicken breast, romaine lettuce, red onion, heirloom cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, Parmesan, croutons, and Caesar dressing
$13.00 - Half Caesar Salad
Romaine lettuce, Parmesan cheese, croutons, and Caesar dressing
$6.00 - Full House Salad
Spring mix, red onion, heirloom cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, feta cheese, croutons, and a choice of dressing
$9.00 - Half House Salad
Spring mix, red onion, heirloom cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, feta cheese, croutons, with a choice of dressing
$6.00 - Cobb Salad
Romaine lettuce, bleu cheese crumbles, bacon bits, grilled chicken, heirloom cherry tomatoes, hardboiled egg, avocado and choice of dressing
$13.00 - Cup Green Chili
Topped with pico & shredded cheese
$6.00 - Bowl Green Chili
Topped with pico & shredded cheese
$8.00 - Cup House Soup
Creamy tomato base with white beans, tortellini & Italian sausage
$6.00 - Bowl House Soup
Creamy tomato base with white beans, tortellini & Italian sausage
$9.00
Sides
- Basket Shoestring Fries$5.00
- Basket Waffle Fries
Crispy and deliciously seasoned
$5.00 - Basket Onion Rings
Battered to perfection.
$6.00 - Basket Sweet Potato
Drizzled in a sweet and salty sticky sauce
$6.00 - Truffle Fries
Shoestring fries topped with Parmesan, served with a side of truffle aioli
$7.00 - Chipotle Brussels
Fried Brussels sprouts topped with bacon, cotija cheese, and chipotle aioli.
$8.00 - Side Brussels
Smaller portion of our chipotle brussels
$4.00 - Chips And Salsa
Homemade salsa and crunchy corn tortilla chips
$5.00
Dessert
Add Ons
- Ranch$1.00
- Bleu Cheese$1.00
- Honey Mustard$1.00
- Side BBQ$1.00
- Side Buffalo$1.00
- Side Teriyaki$1.00
- Italian$1.00
- Caesar Dressing$1.00
- Raspberry Vinaigrette$1.00
- Mayo$0.50
- Guacamole$3.00
- Sour Cream$1.00
- Side Avocado$2.00
- Pico$1.00
- Side Bacon$1.50
- Marinara$1.00
- Pickles$1.00
- Whole Grain Mustard$1.00
- Side Jalapeno$1.00
- Side Queso$2.00
- Side Celery$1.00
- Side Tortilla Chips$3.00
- Side Toast$3.00
- Side Stoneys Sauce$1.00
- Side Nashville Hot$1.00
- Side Green Chili$1.00
- Side Buffalo Pesto$1.00
- Side Spicy Pineapple$1.00
- Side Pesto$1.00
- Chix Breast$4.00
- Side Fried Eggs$2.00
- Side Honey Hot$1.00
- Side XXX$1.00
- Side Truffle Aioli$1.00
- Side Chip Aioli$1.00
- Side Salsa$1.00
- Side Ghost Aioli$1.00
- No Plasticware
- Raspberry Vin$1.00
- Beef Patty$4.00
- Dog Beef Patty$4.00
- Side Avocado Salsa$1.00
- Side Carrots$1.00
- Plasticware
- Side Truffalo$1.00
- Side Chimi$1.00OUT OF STOCK
- Side 1000 Island$1.00
- Side Pita$2.00
- Side Flour Tortilla$1.00
- Side Tzatziki$1.00
- Side Fried Jalapeno$1.00
- Side Cucumbers$1.00
- Side Creamy Horseradish$1.00
- Side Seoul Sauce$1.00
- Side Garlic Parm$1.00
- Side Huckleberry$1.00
For the Pups
Extra Sauces (POS)
- Ranch$1.00
- Bleu Cheese$1.00
- Honey Mustard$1.00
- Side BBQ$1.00
- Side Buffalo$1.00
- Side Teriyaki$1.00
- Italian$1.00
- Caesar Dressing$1.00
- Raspberry Vinaigrette$1.00
- Mayo$0.50
- Sour Cream$1.00
- Marinara$1.00
- Whole Grain Mustard$1.00
- Side Queso$2.00
- Side Stoneys Sauce$1.00
- Side Nashville Hot$1.00
- Side Green Chili$1.00
- Side Buffalo Pesto$1.00
- Side Spicy Pineapple$1.00
- Side Pesto$1.00
- Side Honey Hot$1.00
- Side XXX$1.00
- Side Truffle Aioli$1.00
- Side Chip Aioli$1.00
- Side Salsa$1.00
- Side Ghost Aioli$1.00
- Raspberry Vin$1.00
- Side Avocado Salsa$1.00
- Side Truffalo$1.00
- Side Chimi$1.00OUT OF STOCK
- Side 1000 Island$1.00
- Side Harrissa Hot$1.00
- Side Seoul Sauce$1.00
- Side Ghost Aioli$1.00