THE BEARDED LADY 300 S Main St
Food
Starters
- BACON WRAPPED JALAPENOS$12.50
roasted jalapenos stuffed with our braised pulled pork, wrapped in bacon and topped with pineapple chutney and cilantro, served with house dill ranch
- CHIPS & DIP$5.00
- CRISPY BRUSSELS$12.00
fried brussel sprouts, cranberries, tossed with our secret sauce, topped with bacon and house-made creamy sriracha sauce
- CUP QUESO$5.00
- FRIED LEEKS$9.00
served with house made dill ranch
- FRIED PICKLES$8.00
crunchy pickles tossed and fried in our house made batter, served with house made dill ranch
- FRIES & DIP$5.00
- LOADED FRIES$9.00
french fries smothered in dill queso, bacon, green onions, sour cream
- PORK WINGS$16.00
- QUESO$8.50
topped with pickled pico, served with house made kettle chips
- SIDE SALAD$4.00
- SOFT PRETZEL$7.00
topped with butter and sea salt, served with queso and honey mustard
- TEJAS POUTINE$12.00
house made french fries, topped with morita gravy, pickled onion,fresno peppers, roasted corn, queso fresco, sprinkled with cilantro
- WHOLE FRIED OKRA$10.00
served with house made dill ranch
Burgers
- BOTM$15.50Out of stock
CALL FOR BURGER OF THE MONTH DETAILS *NO MODIFICATIONS*
- THE BIG DILL$14.50
1/2 lb beef burger topped with Best Maid Martin House dill queso, fried dill pickles, salty lady pickles, crispy bacon, dill ranch, on toasted brioche
- LUST BURGER$15.00
1/2 lb beef burger stuffed with feta cheese and roasted poblano peppers, topped with melted gouda, caramelized onions, avocado, on toasted brioche bun
- BYO BURGER$12.00
1/2 lb beef burger, served with lettuce, tomato, pickles and onion, on a toasted brioche bun
- BYO VEGGIE BURGER$12.50
impossible patty, with lettuce, tomato, pickles and onion, served on a toasted brioche bun
- SPICY AF$14.50
1/2 lb beef burger, melted pepper jack, fried fresno peppers, grilled jalapenos, lettuce and onion, habanero mayo, on a toasted brioche bun
Bowls/Soups/Salads
- FEISTY MAC & CHEESE$9.00
house-made mac and cheese topped with parsley and parmesan
- TEXAS SMOKE SALAD$13.50
romaine lettuce, honey pecans, roasted corn, cherry tomatoes, smoked gouda, hardboiled egg, served with house dill ranch
- TWISTED CAESAR$14.50
blackened chicken breast, romaine lettuce, shaved brussel sprouts, house-made croutons, shaved parmesan, cherry tomatoes, house-made caesar dressing
- SALMON SALAD$15.00
- CUP MAC & CHEESE$6.00
house-made mac and cheese topped with parsley and parmesan
- SIDE SALAD$3.50
romaine, shredded gouda cheese, cherry tomatoes, red onions
- CUP BRUSSELS$5.00
fried brussel sprouts, cranberries, tossed with our secret sauce, topped with bacon and house-made creamy sriracha sauce
- BOWL SOUP$8.00
- CUP SOUP$5.00
Funky Sammies
- GCOTM$13.50
CALL FOR GRILLED CHEESE OF THE MONTH DETAILS *NO MODIFICATIONS*
- LEGIT GRILLED CHEESE$10.75
melted cheddar and provolone cheese served on toasted sourdough add bacon 2.25 | add pulled pork 3 | shredded chicken 3 | avocado 2.25 | fried egg 2.25 | mac and cheese 2.25
- THE B.B.B.$13.00
oven roasted brussel sprouts, bacon, tomatos, house made boursin cheese spread, served on toasted sourdough
- YELLOW BELLY$13.50
shredded chicken topped with sautéed baby portobello mushrooms and onions, melted yellow and white cheddar cheese, drizzled with house made habanero, served on a toasted hoagie
- RAHR CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH$13.50
wild acre texas blonde shredded chicken tossed with bacon, chives, chopped hard boiled egg, roasted jalapeños, served on a bed of lettuce and tomato, on a toasted hoagie roll
- VEGAN WRAP$12.50
sun dried tomato basil wrap, cucumbers, red bell peppers, onions, hummus, vegan basil pesto, arugula, alfalfa sprouts
Add Ons
- Bacon$3.00
- Burger Patty$6.00
- Chicken Breast$6.00
- Chicken Salad Scoop$4.00
- Chili$2.00Out of stock
- Pulled Pork$2.00
- Salmon$6.00
- Shredded Chicken$3.50
- Shrimp$2.50
- Bleu Cheese$2.25
- Blue Cheese Dip$1.50
- Gouda$1.50
- Pepperjack$1.50
- Queso Fresco$1.50
- R Queso$1.50
- Shredded Cheddar$0.75
- White Cheddar$1.50
- Yellow Cheddar$1.50
- Avocado$3.00
- Caramelized Onions$0.75
- Fresno Peppers$0.75
- Fried Egg$2.25
- Jalapenos$0.75
- Pickled Onion$0.75
- Portabello Mushrooms$2.25
- Roasted Corn$0.75
- Side Caeser Dressing$0.75
- Side Chimichurri$1.50
- Side Habanero Mayo$0.75
- Side Ketchup
- Side Mayo
- Side Mustard
- Side Ranch$0.75
- Side Sauce$0.75
- Side Sour Cream$0.75
- Side Sriracha Mayo$1.00
- Side Vinaigrette$0.75
- Side Toast$2.00
- Hard Boiled Egg$2.25
Kids Menu
Drinks
Craft Cans
- 3 Nation Texican$5.50
- 3N Autumn Spice Sucker Punch$6.50
- 3N Mango Smash IPA$6.00
- 512 IPA$6.00
- 512 Wit$6.50
- 903 Cerveza Por Favor$5.50
- 903 Chosen One$6.50
- 903 Sasquatch$8.50
- AE Dry Cider$5.00
- AE Pineapple Cider$5.50
- Alesmith Nut Brown Ale$5.50
- Altstadt Hefeweizen$5.50
- Avery Island Rascal$6.00
- Avery White Rascal$6.00
- Bell's Hazy Hearted$6.00
- Bishop Crackberry$5.50
- Bishop Pineapple Paradise$5.50
- Blue Owl Peach Cobbler$7.50
- City Orchard Hazy Gold$7.50
- Crabbies Can$7.00
- Einstock White$6.50
- Equal Parts Dadpils$6.00
- Equal Parts Kaizen$5.50
- Equal Parts Loggerbier$5.50
- F&A Bearliner Weisse$5.50
- FC El Chingón$5.50
- FC Local Buzz$5.50
- FI Viva Los Vaqueros$7.50
- FW 805 Cerveza$5.50
- FW Blood Orange$5.00
- FW Mind Haze$5.50
- FW Mind Haze Light$5.50
- HF Coco Aneno$6.50
- HF Feisty Blonde$7.00
- HF Tejano Lager$5.50
- INDY Austin Amber$5.50
- INDY Stash IPA$6.00
- INDY Twine Time$6.50
- Locust Honey Pear$6.50
- Locust Strawberry Mojito$6.00
- Locust Vanilla Bean$6.50
- Lone Pint Yellow Rose$6.00
- MH Best Maid Sour Pickle Beer$6.00
- MH Bockslider$5.50
- MH Friday Ipa$6.50
- MH Palo Pinto Bloody Mary$8.50
- MH Pineapple Pickle Beer$8.50
- MH Salty Lady$6.50
- MH True Love$6.00
- Montucky Cold Snack$4.50
- MP Plutonium 239$6.50
- New Belgium Dominga Paloma$6.00
- New Belgium Voodoo Juicy Haze$6.00
- OB Dale's Pale Ale$5.50
- OB Mama's Little Yella Pils$5.50
- RA Devil's Backbone$6.00
- RA Firemans #4$5.50
- RA Firemans Light$5.50Out of stock
- RA Hans' Pils$5.00
- Rahr Adiós Pantalones$6.00
- Rahr Blonde$5.50
- Rahr Paleta De Mango$5.50
- Red Gap Gunsight$6.00
- Red Gap Pecan Pete$7.50
- Rogue Batsquatch$6.50
- Rogue Honey Kolsch$6.50
- SA Summer Pils$5.50
- Shiner Bock$6.50
- Shiner Light Blonde$6.50
- Sierra Nevada Pale Ale$5.50
- Spindrift Blood Orange Tangerine$6.50
- Spindrift Stawberry Lemonade$6.50Out of stock
- SS Bombshell Blonde$5.50
- SS Strawberry Blonde$5.50
- Stone Delicious IPA$6.00
- Tivoli Outlaw$3.50
- Trinity Cideboob$5.50
- Tupps Mango$5.50
- Twisted X Pitmaster Pils$5.50
- UA Navel Orange Yuzu$8.50
- UA Prickly Pear Guava$8.50
- WA Juice Slinger$5.50
- WA Texas Blonde$5.50
- Wells Banana Bread Beer$5.50
- Wild Acre Bock Bock$5.50
903 Cerveza Por Favor
All the Hooch
- COTM$12.00
- APEROL SPRITZ$12.00
- BEARDED MARG$10.00
- BLOODY MARY$10.00
- CHILTON$10.00
- CRUSH ON YOU$10.00
- HOT TODDY$8.00
- KRISPY KRISTEN$12.00
- MICHELADA$10.00
- MIMOSA$8.00
- OLD FASHIONED$10.00
- ORANGE HIGHBALL$8.00
- PALOMA$10.00
- RANCH WATER$10.00
- SHOTS$7.00
- SLUSHIES$10.00
- SOUTHSIDE MULE$10.00
- WHITE RUSSIAN$12.00
- TT MARG$3.00
- $5 FROZEN MARG$5.00
- IRISH COFFEE$10.00
- Espresso martini$12.00
- RASPBERRY SPRITZ$10.00
- LAVENDER LEMONADE$10.00
- FREE MIMO
- P Grigio$20.00
- Pinot Noir$20.00
- Tiny Prosecco$9.00
- Cab$20.00
- Sauv$20.00
- MIMOSA Bottle$8.00
- Chardonnay$20.00
- NOMADICA Sparkling Rose$10.00
- Rose$20.00
Craft Bottles
N/A Beverages
- Big Red$3.00
- Coffee$3.00
- Diet Mexican Cola$3.00
- Dog Water$3.00
- Dr Pepper$3.00
- Juice$3.00
- Mexican Cola$3.00
- Mineragua$3.00
- Mocktail$6.00
- N/A BTTL - Lagunitas Hoppy Refresher$5.00
- N/A BTTL - Saint Arnold Root Beer$5.00Out of stock
- N/A CAN - Athletic Run IPA$5.50
- N/A CAN - Athletic Upside Golden Ale$5.50
- N/A CAN - Indy KAW$4.50
- N/A CAN - MH Wings Strawberry Basil$3.50Out of stock
- N/A CAN - MH Wings: Grapefruit Rosemary$3.50
- N/A CAN - UA Italian Pils$7.00
- N/A CAN - UA Mango Dragonfruit$7.50
- N/A Can - UA Orange Peel Wit$8.50
- N/A CAN Best Day Kolsch$5.50
- Roys Lemonade$3.00
- Sprite$3.00
- Tea$3.00
- Virgin Bloody Mary$4.00
- Water
Merch
Merch
- Rainbow Trucker$25.00
- Black Hoodie$50.00
- Black Long Sleeve$30.00
- Black Crewneck Sweater$45.00
- Mustard Long Sleeve$30.00
- Rainbow Crop Top$25.00
- Rainbow T-shirt$25.00
- MM Patch Hat$25.00
- MM Trucker Hat$25.00
- MM Black Crop$25.00
- MM Black Crew$25.00
- MM Yellow Crew$25.00Out of stock
- MM White LS$30.00
- MM Retro Burger$25.00
- Black Tote$15.00
- Yellow Tote$15.00
- MM Fanny Pack$25.00