THE BEARDED LADY 300 S Main St
Food
Starters
- BACON WRAPPED JALAPENOS$12.50
roasted jalapenos stuffed with our braised pulled pork, wrapped in bacon and topped with pineapple chutney and cilantro, served with house dill ranch
- CHIPS & DIP$5.00
- CRISPY BRUSSELS$12.00
fried brussel sprouts, cranberries, tossed with our secret sauce, topped with bacon and house-made creamy sriracha sauce
- CUP QUESO$5.00
- FRIED LEEKS$9.00
served with house made dill ranch
- FRIED PICKLES$8.00
crunchy pickles tossed and fried in our house made batter, served with house made dill ranch
- FRIES & DIP$5.00
- LOADED FRIES$9.00
french fries smothered in dill queso, bacon, green onions, sour cream
- PORK WINGS$16.00
- QUESO$8.50
topped with pickled pico, served with house made kettle chips
- SIDE SALAD$4.00
- SOFT PRETZEL$7.00
topped with butter and sea salt, served with queso and honey mustard
- TEJAS POUTINE$12.00
house made french fries, topped with morita gravy, pickled onion,fresno peppers, roasted corn, queso fresco, sprinkled with cilantro
- WHOLE FRIED OKRA$10.00
served with house made dill ranch
Burgers
- BOTM$15.50Out of stock
CALL FOR BURGER OF THE MONTH DETAILS *NO MODIFICATIONS*
- THE BIG DILL$14.50
1/2 lb beef burger topped with Best Maid Martin House dill queso, fried dill pickles, salty lady pickles, crispy bacon, dill ranch, on toasted brioche
- LUST BURGER$15.00
1/2 lb beef burger stuffed with feta cheese and roasted poblano peppers, topped with melted gouda, caramelized onions, avocado, on toasted brioche bun
- BYO BURGER$12.00
1/2 lb beef burger, served with lettuce, tomato, pickles and onion, on a toasted brioche bun
- BYO VEGGIE BURGER$12.50
impossible patty, with lettuce, tomato, pickles and onion, served on a toasted brioche bun
- SPICY AF$14.50
1/2 lb beef burger, melted pepper jack, fried fresno peppers, grilled jalapenos, lettuce and onion, habanero mayo, on a toasted brioche bun
Bowls/Soups/Salads
- FEISTY MAC & CHEESE$9.00
house-made mac and cheese topped with parsley and parmesan
- TEXAS SMOKE SALAD$13.50
romaine lettuce, honey pecans, roasted corn, cherry tomatoes, smoked gouda, hardboiled egg, served with house dill ranch
- TWISTED CAESAR$14.50
blackened chicken breast, romaine lettuce, shaved brussel sprouts, house-made croutons, shaved parmesan, cherry tomatoes, house-made caesar dressing
- SALMON SALAD$15.00
- CUP MAC & CHEESE$6.00
house-made mac and cheese topped with parsley and parmesan
- SIDE SALAD$3.50
romaine, shredded gouda cheese, cherry tomatoes, red onions
- CUP BRUSSELS$5.00
fried brussel sprouts, cranberries, tossed with our secret sauce, topped with bacon and house-made creamy sriracha sauce
- BOWL SOUP$8.00
- CUP SOUP$5.00
Funky Sammies
- GCOTM$13.50
CALL FOR GRILLED CHEESE OF THE MONTH DETAILS *NO MODIFICATIONS*
- LEGIT GRILLED CHEESE$10.75
melted cheddar and provolone cheese served on toasted sourdough add bacon 2.25 | add pulled pork 3 | shredded chicken 3 | avocado 2.25 | fried egg 2.25 | mac and cheese 2.25
- THE B.B.B.$13.00
oven roasted brussel sprouts, bacon, tomatos, house made boursin cheese spread, served on toasted sourdough
- YELLOW BELLY$13.50
shredded chicken topped with sautéed baby portobello mushrooms and onions, melted yellow and white cheddar cheese, drizzled with house made habanero, served on a toasted hoagie
- RAHR CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH$13.50
wild acre texas blonde shredded chicken tossed with bacon, chives, chopped hard boiled egg, roasted jalapeños, served on a bed of lettuce and tomato, on a toasted hoagie roll
- VEGAN WRAP$12.50
sun dried tomato basil wrap, cucumbers, red bell peppers, onions, hummus, vegan basil pesto, arugula, alfalfa sprouts
RAHR CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH
wild acre texas blonde shredded chicken tossed with bacon, chives, chopped hard boiled egg, roasted jalapeños, served on a bed of lettuce and tomato, on a toasted hoagie roll
Add Ons
- Bacon$3.00
- Burger Patty$6.00
- Chicken Breast$6.00
- Chicken Salad Scoop$4.00
- Chili$2.00Out of stock
- Pulled Pork$2.00
- Salmon$6.00
- Shredded Chicken$3.50
- Shrimp$2.50
- Bleu Cheese$2.25
- Blue Cheese Dip$1.50
- Gouda$1.50
- Pepperjack$1.50
- Queso Fresco$1.50
- R Queso$1.50
- Shredded Cheddar$0.75
- White Cheddar$1.50
- Yellow Cheddar$1.50
- Avocado$3.00
- Caramelized Onions$0.75
- Fresno Peppers$0.75
- Fried Egg$2.25
- Jalapenos$0.75
- Pickled Onion$0.75
- Portabello Mushrooms$2.25
- Roasted Corn$0.75
- Side Caeser Dressing$0.75
- Side Chimichurri$1.50
- Side Habanero Mayo$0.75
- Side Ketchup
- Side Mayo
- Side Mustard
- Side Ranch$0.75
- Side Sauce$0.75
- Side Sour Cream$0.75
- Side Sriracha Mayo$1.00
- Side Vinaigrette$0.75
- Side Toast$2.00
- Hard Boiled Egg$2.25
Kids Menu
Drinks
Craft Cans
- 3 Nation Texican$5.50
- 3N Autumn Spice Sucker Punch$6.50
- 3N Mango Smash IPA$6.00
- 512 IPA$6.00
- 512 Wit$6.50
- 903 Cerveza Por Favor$5.50
- 903 Chosen One$6.50
- 903 Sasquatch$8.50
- AE Dry Cider$5.00
- AE Pineapple Cider$5.50
- Alesmith Nut Brown Ale$5.50
- Altstadt Hefeweizen$5.50
- Avery Island Rascal$6.00
- Avery White Rascal$6.00
- Bell's Hazy Hearted$6.00
- Bishop Crackberry$5.50
- Bishop Pineapple Paradise$5.50
- Blue Owl Peach Cobbler$7.50
- City Orchard Hazy Gold$7.50
- Crabbies Can$7.00
- Einstock White$6.50
- Equal Parts Dadpils$6.00
- Equal Parts Kaizen$5.50
- Equal Parts Loggerbier$5.50
- F&A Bearliner Weisse$5.50
- FC El Chingón$5.50
- FC Local Buzz$5.50
- FI Viva Los Vaqueros$7.50
- FW 805 Cerveza$5.50
- FW Blood Orange$5.00
- FW Mind Haze$5.50
- FW Mind Haze Light$5.50
- HF Coco Aneno$6.50
- HF Feisty Blonde$7.00
- HF Tejano Lager$5.50
- INDY Austin Amber$5.50
- INDY Stash IPA$6.00
- INDY Twine Time$6.50
- Locust Honey Pear$6.50
- Locust Strawberry Mojito$6.00
- Locust Vanilla Bean$6.50
- Lone Pint Yellow Rose$6.00
- MH Best Maid Sour Pickle Beer$6.00
- MH Bockslider$5.50
- MH Friday Ipa$6.50
- MH Palo Pinto Bloody Mary$8.50
- MH Pineapple Pickle Beer$8.50
- MH Salty Lady$6.50
- MH True Love$6.00
- Montucky Cold Snack$4.50
- MP Plutonium 239$6.50
- New Belgium Dominga Paloma$6.00
- New Belgium Voodoo Juicy Haze$6.00
- OB Dale's Pale Ale$5.50
- OB Mama's Little Yella Pils$5.50
- RA Devil's Backbone$6.00
- RA Firemans #4$5.50
- RA Firemans Light$5.50Out of stock
- RA Hans' Pils$5.00
- Rahr Adiós Pantalones$6.00
- Rahr Blonde$5.50
- Rahr Paleta De Mango$5.50
- Red Gap Gunsight$6.00
- Red Gap Pecan Pete$7.50
- Rogue Batsquatch$6.50
- Rogue Honey Kolsch$6.50
- SA Summer Pils$5.50
- Shiner Bock$6.50
- Shiner Light Blonde$6.50
- Sierra Nevada Pale Ale$5.50
- Spindrift Blood Orange Tangerine$6.50
- Spindrift Stawberry Lemonade$6.50Out of stock
- SS Bombshell Blonde$5.50
- SS Strawberry Blonde$5.50
- Stone Delicious IPA$6.00
- Tivoli Outlaw$3.50
- Trinity Cideboob$5.50
- Tupps Mango$5.50
- Twisted X Pitmaster Pils$5.50
- UA Navel Orange Yuzu$8.50
- UA Prickly Pear Guava$8.50
- WA Juice Slinger$5.50
- WA Texas Blonde$5.50
- Wells Banana Bread Beer$5.50
- Wild Acre Bock Bock$5.50
All the Hooch
- COTM$12.00
- APEROL SPRITZ$12.00
- BEARDED MARG$10.00
- BLOODY MARY$10.00
- CHILTON$10.00
- CRUSH ON YOU$10.00
- HOT TODDY$8.00
- KRISPY KRISTEN$12.00
- MICHELADA$10.00
- MIMOSA$8.00
- OLD FASHIONED$10.00
- ORANGE HIGHBALL$8.00
- PALOMA$10.00
- RANCH WATER$10.00
- SHOTS$7.00
- SLUSHIES$10.00
- SOUTHSIDE MULE$10.00
- WHITE RUSSIAN$12.00
- TT MARG$3.00
- $5 FROZEN MARG$5.00
- IRISH COFFEE$10.00
- Espresso martini$12.00
- RASPBERRY SPRITZ$10.00
- LAVENDER LEMONADE$10.00
- FREE MIMO
- P Grigio$20.00
- Pinot Noir$20.00
- Tiny Prosecco$9.00
- Cab$20.00
- Sauv$20.00
- MIMOSA Bottle$8.00
- Chardonnay$20.00
- NOMADICA Sparkling Rose$10.00
- Rose$20.00
Craft Bottles
N/A Beverages
- Big Red$3.00
- Coffee$3.00
- Diet Mexican Cola$3.00
- Dog Water$3.00
- Dr Pepper$3.00
- Juice$3.00
- Mexican Cola$3.00
- Mineragua$3.00
- Mocktail$6.00
- N/A BTTL - Lagunitas Hoppy Refresher$5.00
- N/A BTTL - Saint Arnold Root Beer$5.00Out of stock
- N/A CAN - Athletic Run IPA$5.50
- N/A CAN - Athletic Upside Golden Ale$5.50
- N/A CAN - Indy KAW$4.50
- N/A CAN - MH Wings Strawberry Basil$3.50Out of stock
- N/A CAN - MH Wings: Grapefruit Rosemary$3.50
- N/A CAN - UA Italian Pils$7.00
- N/A CAN - UA Mango Dragonfruit$7.50
- N/A Can - UA Orange Peel Wit$8.50
- N/A CAN Best Day Kolsch$5.50
- Roys Lemonade$3.00
- Sprite$3.00
- Tea$3.00
- Virgin Bloody Mary$4.00
- Water
Merch
Merch
- Rainbow Trucker$25.00
- Black Hoodie$50.00
- Black Long Sleeve$30.00
- Black Crewneck Sweater$45.00
- Mustard Long Sleeve$30.00
- Rainbow Crop Top$25.00
- Rainbow T-shirt$25.00
- MM Patch Hat$25.00
- MM Trucker Hat$25.00
- MM Black Crop$25.00
- MM Black Crew$25.00
- MM Yellow Crew$25.00Out of stock
- MM White LS$30.00
- MM Retro Burger$25.00
- Black Tote$15.00
- Yellow Tote$15.00
- MM Fanny Pack$25.00