Willies 3706 N Halsted Ave
Featured Items
- 6 Piece Chicken Tenders
Six hand-cut chicken tenderloins, brined in-house, then dredged in our unbelievable spice mix, battered, and breaded TO ORDER. So juicy and crispy you can hear it from across the room
$18.00 - 3 Piece Chicken Tenders
Three hand-cut chicken tenderloins, brined in-house, then dredged in our unbelievable spice mix, battered, and breaded TO ORDER. So juicy and crispy you can hear it from across the room
$11.00 - Cock Meat Sandwich
Jumbo fried chicken tender, jalapeno ranch, bacon crumbles, and tomato on bacon brioche
$11.00
Eat it.
🐓 Cock 🐓
- 3 Piece Chicken Tenders
Three hand-cut chicken tenderloins, brined in-house, then dredged in our unbelievable spice mix, battered, and breaded TO ORDER. So juicy and crispy you can hear it from across the room
$11.00 - 6 Piece Chicken Tenders
Six hand-cut chicken tenderloins, brined in-house, then dredged in our unbelievable spice mix, battered, and breaded TO ORDER. So juicy and crispy you can hear it from across the room
$18.00 - 4 PC Vegan Tenders
Four perfectly fried Beyond Meat tenders serviced with your choice of fries or tots
$11.00 - Dick 'n Chicken
Two of our chicken tenders topped with bacon, Willy Sauce, and a Cinnamon Toast Cock jammed in between them
$19.00 - Naked Wings - Missionary
Lightly seasoned jumbo party wings fried hard and served straight out of the frier with no sauce.
$11.00 - Cock Fighter Wings - Buffalo Sauce
Jumbo party wings fried, tossed in our house made buffalo sauce, and garnished with celery brunoise.
$11.00 - Jamaican Me Jerk It Wings
Jumbo party wings tossed in our sweet and spicy jerk sauce and garnished with green onion.
$11.00 - Naughty Wings - Medium Spiced BBQ
Jumbo party wings tossed in our house made BBQ sauce with a little spice tingle for the back of your throat ;)
$11.00 - Squirted 'n Spiced - Lemon Pepper Wings
Jumbo party wings tossed in garlic infused oil, seasoned in our lemon pepper dry rub, garnished with freshly grated parmesan, lemon zest, parsley, and served with a side of our special house made lemon pepper sauce/
$11.00 - Gar-Lick Me - Garlic Parmesan Wings
Jumbo party wings tossed in garlic infused oil, garnished with freshly grated Parmesan, lemon zest, and parsley
$11.00 - Butt Reaper Wings - Extremely Spicy!!
Extremely hot wings made from Carolina Reapers. Sure to make your butt feel reaped the next day!!
$11.00
🌭 Handies 🌯
- Cock Meat Sandwich
Jumbo fried chicken tender, jalapeno ranch, bacon crumbles, and tomato on bacon brioche
$11.00 - Chicken & Twat Waffle Sandwich
Cornflake & waffle cone breaded chicken tender, Willy Sauce, bacon crumbles, tomato, and shredded romaine between two twat waffles
$13.00 - Buff Chick
A jumbo fried chicken tender tossed in buffalo sauce, and topped with blue cheese, celery, shredded romaine, red onion, carrot, and red wine cabbage on a pretzel bun
$11.00 - Hot Rod
Nathan's Famous 1/4 lb all beef wiener served Chicago style on a pretzel bun.
$9.00 - Dick Cheese Dog
Nathan's Famous 1/4 lb all beef wiener with handmade Dick cheese, beer caramelized onions, and mouthwatering bacon served in a pretzel roll.
$10.00 - Musty Honey Wrap
A pretzel breaded chicken tender with honey mustard and bread & butter pickles, cherry tomato, red onion, and romaine in a green herb wrap.
$11.00 - Caesar's Teaser
Smokey grilled & chilled chicken tenders with our house made Caesar dressing, chopped romaine, cucumber, and cherry tomato in a green herb wrap
$11.00 - Chicken Bacon Crunchwrap
Ranch-marinated grilled chicken, bacon crumbles, romaine, tomato, tostadas, in a green herb tortilla
$11.00
Sides 🍟
- Hand Cut French Fries
Hand-cut, double fried french fries. Fresh, crispy, and seasoned to perfection.
$4.00 - Hand Cut Fries w/Side Dick Cheese
Hand-cut, double fried french fries. Fresh, crispy, and seasoned to perfection. This one is served with a side of mouthwatering house-made Willy cheese sauce
$6.00 - Tater Balls
Fresh and crispy balls, seasoned to perfection
$4.00 - Tater Tots w/Side Dick Cheese
We smash your tater balls to bits and load it up with bacon, green onion, and our housemade cheese sauce.
$6.00 - Fisted and Loaded Thots$7.00
Sauces 💦
Cocks and Twats
Willy Waffles
- Chocolate Money Shot
A big chocolaty cock with white chocolate dripping down to your fingers
$12.00 - Strawberry Money Shot
Get a LOAD of this strawberry chocolate cock waffle with white chocolate dripping down its shaft.
$12.00 - Cookies & Cum
Like a cookies 'n cream... a white chocolate cock waffle with Oreo crumbles and a creamy finish
$12.00 - Happy Camper
A big chocolatey Willy covered in house-made marshmallow, torched to perfection, and dusted with graham crackers
$12.00 - Banana Batter Blaster
A Willy dripping with warm and wet chocolate sauce, filled with daddy's banana cream filling... makes for an explosive first bite
$12.00 - Rainbow Roadhead
Our fruity white chocolate cock smothered in fruity pebbles and raspberry sauce.
$12.00 - Blue Balls
You've been waiting... this white chocolate cock is busting at the seams as it delivers loads of raspberry, blueberry, and rainbow sprinkles.
$12.00 - Cinnamon Toast COCK
Open wide for this classic maple glazed cock sprinkled with Cinnamon Toast Crunchy goodness.
$12.00 - Plain Willy$11.00
- OUT OF STOCKBox of Dick Truffles
7 Dwarves for 7 Dollars
OUT OF STOCK$7.00 - Bag of Dicks$7.00
Twat Waffles
- Porn Star
A chocolate covered twat waffle filled with white chocolate cum and a pearly clit piercing.
$11.00 - Cream Pie$11.00
- Pillow Princess
Strawberry white chocolate twat with a pearl pierced clit and white chocolate cum, on a pillow of house-made marshmallow.
$11.00 - Aunt Flow
A white chocolate twat with a deceptively delicious flow of raspberry sauce and sprinkles.
$11.00 - Plain Twat$10.00
Box of Waffles
Suck It.
Slutty Slushies
- Strawberry Dickery - Strawberry Slushee
Strawberry Daiquiri
$8.00+ - Leche de Mis Cocos - Pina Colada Slushee
Piña Colada Slushee
$8.00+ - Puck-Her Up Lemonade - lemonade slushee$6.00+
- WetHerMelon - Watermelon Slushee$6.00+
- Mocha Me Scream - Mocha Espresso Slushee
coffee slushy with oatmilk and creamy chocolate
$8.00+ - Puck-Her Up Lemonade - lemonade slushee$6.00+
NA Drinks
Handmade Drinks
- OUT OF STOCKWhorechata
We milk our almonds and our rice by hand in small batches to prepare the most delicious horchata you've ever had.
OUT OF STOCK$5.00+ - Dirty Whore - Whorechata Cold Brew
We take our deliciously smooth house made whorechata and add a *stimulating* dose of our hand made small batch cold brew
$6.00+ - Cold Brew
Served Black
$4.00+ - Peach Fuzzed Iced Tea
Cold brewed black iced tea infused with fresh peaches, blossoms, and a touch of sweetness.
$5.00+ - Hot Instant Coffee$3.00
- Hole Milk$3.00
Prepackaged Drinks
Liquor
Shots
- Fireball$3.00
- OUT OF STOCKVodkaOUT OF STOCK$3.00
- Gold Tequila$3.00
- Silver Tequila$3.00
- Rumchata$3.00
- Coconut Rumchata$3.00
- Peppermint Bark Rumchata$3.00
- Whiskey Old Forester$3.00
- 10 Pack Fireball$25.00
- 12 Pack Gold Tequila$30.00
- 12 Pack Silver Tequila$30.00
- 10 Pack Rumchata$25.00
- 10 Pack Coconut Rumchata$25.00
- 10 Pack Old Forester Whiskey$25.00