Hop Thief TapHouse & Kitchen
LIQUOR/COCKTAILS
Liquor
- *Well Vodka$6.50
- 44 N. Huckleberry$10.00
- Belvedere$9.00
- Cedar Rain Vanilla$8.50
- Deep Eddy Lemon$7.00
- Grey Goose$10.00
- Skyy Raspberry$6.50
- Skyy Strawberry$6.50
- Stoli Chamoy$8.00
- Effin Cucumber$8.00
- Meili$9.00
- Titos$8.00
- DBL Well Vodka$12.00
- DBL 44 N. Huckleberry$19.00
- DBL Cedar Rain Vanilla$19.00
- DBL Deep Eddy Lemon$13.00
- DBL Grey Goose$19.00
- DBL Skyy Strawberry$12.00
- DBL Skyy Raspberry$12.00
- DBL Stoli Chamoy$15.00
- DBL Effin Cucumber$15.00
- DBL Belvedere$17.00
- DBL Titos$15.00
- Grey Goose Martini$19.50
- Well Martini$13.00
- *El Jimador$6.50
- Agave DeCortes Mezcal$12.00
- Casamigo Reposado$21.00
- Hornito Reposado$11.00
- Prospero Blanco$16.00
- Tarantula$8.50
- DBL *El Jimador$12.00
- DBL Agave DeCortes Mezcal$22.00
- DBL Casamigo Reposado$41.00
- DBL Hornito Reposado$18.00
- DBL Prospero Blanco$31.00
- *Seagrams 7$6.50
- Bulleit Bourbon$12.50
- Crown$11.00
- Fireball$7.50
- Gentlemen Jack$10.00
- Jack Daniel's$8.50
- Jameson$10.00
- Jim Beam$7.50
- Maker's Mark$11.00
- Pendleton$9.00
- Skrewball PB$10.00
- Wild Turkey$9.00
- DBL *Seagrams 7$12.00
- DBL Buffalo Trace Kentucky Straight$17.00
- DBL Bulleit Bourbon$24.00
- DBL Fireball$14.00
- DBL Gentlemen Jack$19.00
- DBL Jack Daniel's$16.00
- DBL Jameson$19.00
- DBL Jim Beam$14.00
- DBL Maker's Mark$21.00
- DBL Pendleton$17.00
- DBL Skrewball Whiskey$19.00
- DBL Wild Turkey$17.00
- DBL Crown$21.00
- *Broker's Gin$6.50
- Hendricks Gin$13.50
- Empress Gin$12.50
- Tanqueray Gin$9.00
- The Botanist$12.00
- Bombay Sapphire$9.50
- DBL *Broker's Gin$12.00
- DBL Hendricks Gin$26.00
- DBL Empress Gin$24.00
- DBL The Botanist$23.00
- DBL Tanqueary$17.00
- DBL Bombay Sapphire$18.00
- Broker's Martini$13.00
- Hendrick's Martini$25.50
- Tanqueray Martini$17.50
- Botanist Martini$23.00
- Bombay Sapphire Martini$18.50
- *Cruzan Rum$6.50
- Captain Morgan$7.50
- Malibu$7.00
- Meyers Dark Rum$8.00
- Blue Chair Bay$8.50
- Kasama$11.00
- Soggy Dollar$9.50
- DBL *Cruzan Rum$12.00
- DBL Captain Morgan$14.00
- DBL Malibu$13.00
- DBL Meyer's Dark Rum$15.00
- DBL Blue Chair Bay$16.00
- DBL Kasama$21.00
- DBL Soggy Dollar$18.00
- Di Sarrono$11.00
- Peach Schnapps$6.00
- Sour Apple Schnapps$6.00
- Grand Marnier$10.00
- Bailey's$10.00
- Kahlua$7.50
- Jager$9.50
- Campari$11.50
- Well Irish Cream$6.00
- Chivas$12.00
- Dewars$14.00
- Lauders$6.50
- DBL Lauder$12.00
- DBL Chivas$23.00
- DBL Dewars$27.00
- St. Paddy's Jameson$8.00
- St. Paddy's Irish Car Bomb$9.00
Cocktails A-Z
- Adios Mutha Effer$14.00
- Aloha Buzz$10.00
- Augusta National$9.00
- Azalea$9.00
- Banana Taffy$9.00
- Barrel Aged Negroni$10.00
- Bee Old Fashioned$9.50
- Bloody Mary$9.50
- Buckeye Cocoa$10.00
- Classic Negroni$10.00
- Crispy Coke$8.00
- Cuba Libra$6.50
- Duck Fart$8.00
- Fire N' Cider$8.00
- Funky Fresh$11.00
- Fuzzy Navel$6.50
- Gold Rush$9.50
- Golden Hour$7.00
- Gondola Ride$8.50
- Green Tea Shot$8.50
- Green Trash Can$11.00
- Greyhound$6.50
- Hot Buttered YUM!$8.50
- Hot Toddy$7.00
- Irish Car Bomb$10.00
- Irish Coffee$9.00
- Jager Bomb Drink$13.50
- Jager Bomb Shot$13.50
- Jelly Fish Shot$8.50
- Kamikazee$7.50
- Lemon Drop DRINK$12.00
- Lemon Drop SHOT$10.00
- Long Island Iced Tea$12.00
- Mai Tai$7.50
- Maple Whiskey$11.50
- Margarita$7.50
- Marilyn$12.50
- Mimosas$7.50
- Mojito$8.50
- Moscow Mule$9.00
- Mrs. Clause$7.00
- NA Gin & Tonic$6.00
- NA Negroni$6.00
- Pink Drink$11.50
- Pink Panty Dropper$9.50
- Poison Apple$6.50
- Red Bull Vodka$10.00
- Rocket Pop$8.00
- Salty Dog$6.50
- Scooby Snack$8.50
- Screwdriver$6.50
- Sex on the Beach$6.50
- Ship Wrecked$8.00
- Ski Lift$6.50
- Slim Betty$7.50
- Smarty$7.50
- Spider Bite Drink$11.00
- Spider Bite Shot$11.00
- Strawberry Rhubarb Spritz$10.50
- Strawberry Wine$11.00
- Summer Breeze$10.00
- Summer Lovin$7.50
- Sunset Paradise$7.00
- Whiskey Smash$9.50
- White Russian$7.50
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Thief Plates
- Wrangler Ribeye$48.00
Seared choice ribeye, salted butter, sweet onion jam, flake sea salt
- Lil Bubba Filet Mignon (8oz)$44.00
Pan seared filet mignon, roasted with brown butter, garlic and rosemary, flake sea salt
- Marmalade Salmon$29.00
Brick oven roasted, house made chamoy glaze, Mandarin marmalade
- Rancher's Mac & Cheese$23.00
Macaroni, creamy cheese sauce, house made chamoy, braised rib chuck, raclette cheese topping, scallions
- Razorback Mac & Cheese$22.00
Macaroni, Parmesan garlic cream sauce, creamy Chihuahua cheese, house braised pork belly with sweet onion glaze, green onion
- Stick a Pork in it Mac & Cheese$21.00
Macaroni, creamy four blend cheese sauce, smoked honey ham, apple wood smoked bacon, Tillamook white cheddar, outlaw cheese sauce, yellow cheddar
- The Big Tuna$19.00+
Line caught, wild yellowfin ahi tuna, stone fruit ceviche, citrus aioli
- Just for the Halibut$45.00+
Pan seared; line caught wild Alaskan halibut, brown butter mushrooms in lemon cream sauce. Side choice
Hand Helds
- Boss Hawg BLT$18.50
Seared house braised pork belly, applewood smoked bacon, butter leaf lettuce, scallion mayonnaise, tomato chutney, butter toasted Pullman bread
- Chicken Thief Sammy$19.00
Crispy fried chicken breast, honey cured bacon, Danish raclette cheese, scallion mayo, shredded lettuce, spiced tomato chutney, brioche bun
- Doc Holiday Dip Sandwich$21.50
Shaved beef, pickled onions, creamy chihuahua cheese, smokey garlic sauce, cilantro with pork belly au jus. Served on a hoagie. Choice of side.
- Heat Wave Chicken Sandwich$17.00
Chamoy glazed fried chicken breast, classic mayo, house dill pickle chips, habanero mango picante, butter leaf lettuce on a toasted brioche bun.
- Young Gun$17.00
Breaded chicken thigh, outlaw cheese sauce, jalapeno verde, shredded lettuce, green onion mayo on a potato bun.
Burgers
- Belly Buster Burger$20.00
Seasoned all beef patty, applewood smoked bacon, charred cream cheese pork belly spread, Tillamook white cheddar, pickled jalapeño, butter leaf lettuce, IPA honey aioli, brioche bun
- Magic Burger$19.00
Seasoned all beef patty, sautéed mushrooms, Swiss cheese, applewood smoked bacon, green onion mayo, and onion jam on brioche bun
- Outlaw Burger$17.00
Seasoned all beef patty, outlaw cheese sauce, jalapeño verde, shredded lettuce, green onion mayo, brioche bun
- Walla Walla Burger$17.00
Seasoned all beef patty, WW Cheese Co. caraway Havarti, butter leaf lettuce, IPA honey aioli, house dill pickle chips, brioche bun 16.5 Add - bacon + 3, pork belly + 4, egg + 1
Sharing and Grazing
- Aquaman's Garden$19.00+
Yellowfin Ahi tuna aguachiles, lime juice, peach ceviche, fresh cilantro and shaved cucumber, drizzles of lime mayo and habanero mango picante. Served with flash-fried jalapenos and tortilla strips
- Brussel Hustle$13.00
Carmalized brussel sprouts, toasted hazelnut, cotija, smoked paprika garlic sauce. You will never look at Brussels the same!
- Cabbage Crisp$13.00Out of stock
Flash-fried and charred cabbage, tossed with chili crisp, crema roja, cashews, spiced tomato chutney, goat cheese, fresh cilantro
- Coastal Crab Cakes$23.00
House made crab cakes, lime mayo, peach ceviche, fresh cilantro
- Cowboy Bread$11.00+
Soft baked bread with our house blend of cheeses, applewood bacon, scallions, San Marzano tomato sauce and our garlic dipping sauces
- Fon Dip$15.00
Creamy artichoke and Parmesan dip, Raclette cheese, with carrot, cucumber, pretzel twists, brick oven flatbread
- Nachos Banditos$21.00
PNW potato chip nachos, IPA cheese sauce, yellow cheddar, black olives, jalapenos, fresh salsa, avocado crema, choice of chamoy glazed beef chuck, chicken or chorizo
- Outlaw Fries- LARGE$13.00
Fried russet potato wedges, Thief spice, los verde sauce, Thief IPA queso, scallions
- Pig Pen Dip$15.00
Charred cream cheese pork belly dip, applewood bacon, Mandarin marmalade, green onion, Thief spiced potato chips, flash-fried jalapenos
- Tajin Spiced Home Fries$10.00
Baked russet potato wedges, orange chamoy and cool red chile dips
- Sweet Glazed Hot Wings$21.00
House chamoy glazed wings, Tajin cucumbers and carrots, creamy blue cheese dressing
- Farmer Fries$14.00Out of stock
Buttermilk fried local asparagus, lime mayo and hot honey drizzles, Tajin
- Snuffletrufflegus$14.00Out of stock
Brick oven roasted local asparagus, truffle oil, goat cheese, flake sea salt
Tacos
- Chuck Wagon Tacos$20.00
Braised rib chuck, house made chamoy, shredded lettuce, avocado, jalapeño verde, cotija, fresh salsa, local corn tortillas Substitute Beyond Meat +5
- Diablo Shrimp Tacos$18.50
Chamoy glazed shrimp, shredded lettuce, habanero mango picante, crema roja and pickled onion, cilantro, fresh salsa, local corn tortillas
- Peachy Queen Tacos$18.00
Chamoy glazed chicken, avocado, lime mayo, habanero mango picante, shredded lettuce, local corn tortillas, peach ceviche
Pizzas
- Big Chief$15.00+
Chipotle BBQ, smoked honey ham, pickled jalapeños, pineapple, fresh cilantro and green onion
- Classic Cheese Pizza$10.00+
San Marzano tomato sauce or Sub: Basil pesto, parmesan cream, chipotle BBQ (no half & half sauce option) 9
- CP Supreme$17.50+
San Marzano tomato sauce, salami, pepperoni, sausage, bell pepper, caramelized onion, mushroom, pesto drizzle
- Crazy Goat$15.00+
Basil pesto, chorizo, goat cheese, pumpkin seeds, Mike’s Hot Honey drizzle
- Double Barrel BBQ$15.50+
Chipotle BBQ, diced chicken, applewood smoked bacon, sliced roma tomato, yellow cheddar
- Hawaii Time$14.50+
San Marzano tomato sauce, smoked honey ham & pineapple
- La Pizza Blanca$15.50+
White sauce, diced chicken, garlic confit, caramelized onions, cotija cheese
- Meat & Greet$17.50+
San Marzano tomato sauce, pepperoni, salami, smoked honey ham, Italian sausage, bacon
- Old World$16.50+
San Marzano tomato sauce, Italian sausage, pepperoni, mushroom, & tomato
- Pizza Margherita$15.00+
Fresh mozzarella, San Marzano tomato sauce, roasted tomatoes, sweet basil
- Salt of the Earth$17.50+
Parmesan cream, smoked honey ham, caramelized onion, garlic confit, mushrooms, scallions, truffle oil
- Taco Taco$15.00+
Re-fried beans, chorizo, black olive, iceburg lettuce, fresh salsa, creamy red chile sauce, cheddar cheese
- POM From the Fields$17.00+
Daily made dough, Parmesan cream, house cheese blend, chicken, local asparagus and spring onion, truffle oil, crushed hazelnut, goat cheese
Salads and Soups
- Cheezar Salad$11.50
Parmesan romano vinaigrette, romaine, crushed garlic croutons, roasted marinated tomatoes
- Pesto Crook Caprese Salad$14.00
Heirloom tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, basil pesto, balsamic syrup, sweet basil
- Strawberry Daiquiri Salad$14.00
spring greens, cucumber slices. cashews, fresh strawberry slices, Cotija cheese tossed in a vanilla lime vinaigrette & agave drizzle! So Refreshing!
- The House Salad$11.50
Mixed greens, cucumber, carrot, radish, marinated tomatoes & sweet basil vinaigrette
- Tuscan Chop Salad$15.50
Chopped butter lettuce, cucumber, heirloom cherry tomato, artichoke heart, black olive, pepperoncini, cheese blend, basil vinaigrette. Side of Parmesan Romano flatbread
- We Got The Beet!$14.50
Pickled beets, mixed greens, goat cheese, sweet basil vinaigrette, pumpkin seeds & mandarin marmalade
- West Coast BLT Salad$18.50
Butter lettuce, smoked pork belly, marinated tomato, toasted hazelnuts & creamy blue cheese dressing
- Small Side Salad$4.50
- Walla Walla French Onion Soup$8.00
Brick oven caramelized onions, pretzel bread crouton, Walla Walla Cheese Co. Caraway Havarti
- Soup Du Jour$8.00Out of stock
Pint Size Plates
- Cup O' Mac$9.00
Macaroni, yellow cheddar, cheese sauce
- Personal Pie$8.00
Cheese pizza, tomato sauce. Includes watermelon slice.
- Cheeseburglar$11.00
American cheese, buttered bun, Heinz ketchup. Includes watermelon slice.
- Simple Salad$9.00
Cucumber, carrot, croutons, mixed greens and pizza cheese tossed with ranch dressing. Includes watermelon slice.
- Grilled Cheese Sammich$8.00
American and Tillamook white cheddar cheese, sliced brioche. Includes watermelon slice.
Soda Pop
Sunday Sweet Stuff $6
- Mama Ganache Brownie$6.00
Deep dish triple chocolate brownie, semi-sweet chocolate ganache filling, salted caramel ice cream, flake sea salt.
- Staying a Float$6.00
YOUR CHOICE OF SODA WITH 3 SCOOPS OF VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM.
- Wa Apple Crumble$6.00Out of stock
Washington apple filling, crispy crumble topping, salted caramel ice cream
- DOM May Flowers$6.00
Buttermilk shortbread, rhubarb filling, strawberry ice cream
Sweet Stuff
- Mama Ganache Brownie$10.00
Deep dish triple chocolate brownie, semi-sweet chocolate ganache filling, salted caramel ice cream, flake sea salt.
- Staying a Float$6.00
YOUR CHOICE OF SODA WITH 2 SCOOPS OF VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM
- WA Apple Crumble$9.00Out of stock
Washington apple filling, crispy crumble topping, salted caramel ice cream
- DOM May Flowers$9.00
Buttermilk shortbread, rhubarb filling, strawberry ice cream
Tuesday $5 Off Pizzas
- Big Chief$17.00
Chipotle BBQ, smoked honey ham, pickled jalapeños, pineapple, fresh cilantro and green onion
- CP Supreme$21.50
San Marzano tomato sauce, salami, pepperoni, sausage, bell pepper, caramelized onion, mushroom, pesto drizzle
- Crazy Goat$20.00
Basil pesto, chorizo, goat cheese, pumpkin seeds, Mike’s Hot Honey drizzle
- Double Barrel BBQ$18.50
Chipotle BBQ, diced chicken, applewood smoked bacon, sliced roma tomato, yellow cheddar
- Hawaii Time$14.50
San Marzano tomato sauce, smoked ham & pineapple
- La Pizza Blanca$19.50
White sauce, diced chicken, garlic confit, caramelized onions, cotija cheese
- Meat & Greet$21.50
Pepperoni, salami, prosciutto, Italian sausage, bacon, San Marzano tomato sauce
- Old World$18.00
San Marzano tomato sauce, Italian sausage, pepperoni, mushroom, tomato
- Pizza Margherita$17.00
Bel Gioioso burrata cheese, San Marzano tomato sauce, roasted tomatoes, sweet basil
- Salt of the Earth$20.50
Parmesan cream, smoked honey ham, caramelized onion, garlic confit, mushrooms, scallions, truffle oil
- Taco Taco$17.00
Re-fried beans, chorizo, black olive, iceburg lettuce, fresh salsa, creamy red chile sauce, cheddar cheese *Substitute Beyond Meat
- POM From the Fields$21.50
Daily made dough, Parmesan cream, house cheese blend, chicken, local asparagus and spring onion, truffle oil, crushed hazelnut, goat cheese